Ok I know I said I was taking a break, but I ended up in bed with a head cold, and this distracts me lol. That break thing still stands though, at some point I will begin studying properly and nothing will distract me.

So anyway read and enjoy.

I don't own the show or the song

'There's a thousand pretty woman waiting out there

They're all waiting, they'll never make air

And I'm just the devil with a lung to spare

So Viva Las Vegas

Viva Las Vegas

Viva Las Vegas'

McGee gritted his teeth, This was the third time that Tony had sang this song and it got worse each time, it was now accompanied with hip thrusts. He was close to breaking point, three days! Three long song filled days! He shook himself as he realised he was slowly reaching for his gun, oh god the chorus was starting again, he couldn't stand it, he lunged at Tony.

Gibbs swung open the doorway, having gotten Ziva to pick the lock, and found his two agents rolling around on the ground. McGee had his hand around Dinozzo's mouth and was screaming 'Shut Up!!!!' over and over again. Dinozzo was tugging on McGee's hair and then bit down on his hand, leaving McGee howling with pain and in retaliation he pulled on Tony's ear.

WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE PLAYING AT!'. The warring pair stopped and gazed up to see an irate Gibbs and a snickering Ziva standing in the doorway. Gibbs stepped forward slamming the door behind him, causing Ziva to jump sideways so she didn't get smacked out the room. He lowered his tone, which if anything made him seem more dangerous, 'You two are here to protect the Director, not to roll around on the floor like a pair of angry girls at a frat party'

The pair quickly shoved the other away, and clambered to their feet. Gibbs continued, 'Now either learn to play nice or I'll have Ziva kill you with her door key and get Abby to hide your remains'

'Yes boss', they muttered both studying their shoes.

'Right now that that's sorted I can get to the real reason why I had to enter this version of hell, the conference has been cancelled'

Both Tony and McGee's heads shot up but each held a different expression, McGee looked over the moon, while Dinozzo looked like a puppy dog that someone had kicked, hard, 'You mean we're not getting to visit stay in Vegas, I wanted to visit The Stratosphere!'

'No unfortunately Sec-Nav in his infinite wisdom has decided that we should stay for the duration of the trip'

Ziva looked confused as she asked, 'So what are we going to do for the next two days, Jenny doesn't need the four of us to follow her around everywhere, she'll end up killing us!'

Sighing Gibbs replied, 'Yeah she definitely would, her only problem would be who to start with, so I have decided that I will be Jenny's detail, and you three will try and behave for today and for the 2 days following, understood?

All three nodded 'Yes boss' and watched as Gibbs stormed out the room. As soon as he was gone Tony looked at the other pair grinning, 'I think the Casino and a visit to The Stratosphere is in order.'

'Tony why do you keep talking about space?'

'The Stratosphere is a hotel with rollercoaster's on it's roof Zee-vah, now come on lets move people!'

Ziva rolled her eyes at McGee and the pair followed a bouncing Tony out the room.

Heading back into his own room Gibbs silently cursed his knee jerk reaction about DiNozzo and McGee's fight. He had seen red and decided that there was no way he was letting that pair take responsibility for Jenny's safety. As for Ziva, at least he knew she would keep an eye on them, make sure they didn't do anything too stupid, or she would kill them for some peace and quiet. The only real problem was now he and Jen were going to be completely alone. The bathroom door clicked open and Jenny breezed out in a white strappy sun dress. She looked stunning, the dress skimmed her knees and the neck-line was low cut showing a generous amount of creamy cleavage. The pure white of the dress made her loose red curls look even more fiery than usual, the overall effect was jaw dropping, he really felt as though he was going to need that cold shower now.

Jenny walked out the bathroom and saw Jethro staring at her out of the corner of her eye, without turning around she asked, 'How did the team take it?'

'Huh', he dragged his eyes away from her body and mentally shook himself 'Oh yeah they were fine about it, they went off out'

'Really?, so who's on protection detail today?'

'I am, and I will be for the rest of the trip'

She faced him, 'You want us to spend three whole days in just each other's company?, Tell me Jethro have you actually flipped?'

Ignoring her sarcasm he replied, 'We've done it before Jen'

'Yes and it turned out so well', she looked at him for a minute and then added, 'I think we should go for that free meal now', she grabbed her bag and motioned at him to follow on, slightly confused by this turn of events he obeyed her silent command.

This wasn't good thought Jenny, not good at all. It was just going to be just the two of them, no distractions. She was stuck with Jethro and all she wanted to do was rip his clothes off, which was the one thing she couldn't do. Remembering the receptionists offer of free drinks she came up with a solution, she would just have to get very drunk to distract herself, that would definitely work….......

Review please. It'll cheer me up :)