Neji: -randomly walking around-
Nyoko: -appears from under a rock- Ah ha!
Neji: Oh -insert swear word here-! -runs like hell-
Nyoko: PREPARE TO FACE MY WRATH!! -runs after him like a maniac-
Neji: -hides in some random house-
Nyoko: NEEEEJJIIIIIII?! Where aaaaaaaaaaaaaare youuuuuuuuu?! -breaks the door down- I know you're there! You can't hide from me!
Neji: -looks through a window- Heh, she's got the wrong house... -turns around and looks at the room he's in-
A few moments of being in the yaoi fangirl's house later...
Neji: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! -runs out of the building-
Nyoko: -sees Neji- There you are! -chases after him- Come back here you -insert swear word here-!!
Neji: -runs into an alley- Crud! A dead end...
Nyoko: -smiles evilly- I finally got you... -slowly approaches him-
Neji: -flinches-
Nyoko: -bops him on the head- YOU COULDA HAD A V8!! -walks away with self-satisfaction-
Neji: I got mentally scarred trying to prevent this?!