I continued sobbing into Brother's chest, hugging him closer even though we were lying outside on the ground covered in itchy, wet grass. I felt Brother's arms tighten around me, making me feel a lot safer than before.

"Alphonse, what happened?" Edward questioned me, pulling my face up a bit. I looked up at him, tears still rolling down my already tear stained face, eyes plunged in sorrow and sadness.

"W-Winry…" I muttered, looking up above Edward. It took Brother a few seconds to realize that she was standing behind him, her arms crossed and eyebrows furrowed. Her blue eyes were filled with lustful rage. I already knew what her comeback was. Biting my lip, I hugged Brother closer for his warmth and safety. My god, he was so warm and comforting…

"Go away!" Edward growled up at Winry, hugging me closer. Feeling even safer than before, I started mustering up some courage, thinking of things I could say to the blonde woman standing above us.

"Why should I, sweetie?" Winry gave us a sly, evil smile as she bent down and put her hand against my cheek. "After all, remember what you did say back there… Alphonse." Her grin grew as she held her hand to her mouth to hold back sick laughter.

"This isn't funny!" Edward barked back, getting up. The force made me fling to the side as I watched Edward tackle our childhood friend.

This doesn't make sense… I thought. I thought that they loved each other… is this just one of the little fights that they sometimes have?

"Edward, stop."

We all slowly looked up to see Roy Mustang, Edward's former boss, glaring down at us all. Edward slowly got up on his feet, knowing that even though he wasn't in the military anymore, he still had to obey his country's soldiers.

Roy looked around before clearing his throat and asking, "May I ask what is happening over her to make you assault your friend here?" He looked Edward in the eye, unaware of Winry's dark secret.

Winry pretended to start crying. "S-sir, Ed-Edward said he'd r-r-run awa-away from me… th-then I t-tried to sta-stop him…"

"That's not true!" Brother and I chorused together, glaring in Winry's direction. Roy looked completely confused, as if a coconut just hit his head and he didn't see any mischievous monkeys.

"Ms. Rockbell, I don't under-"

"I can explain it to you." Edward said, glaring in Winry's direction then averting his attention to Roy.

"Okay, Fullme-I mean Ed." Roy quickly corrected himself as he prepared to hear Edward's story.

"You see, awhile back Winry had found out that Alphonse and I were coming back home for a while because my leg started to hurt." Edward began his story, looking directly at Roy. "Then she gets this bizarre idea- to make love."

"That is a complete lie!" Winry shouted back.

"Shhh, I want to listen!" I whispered to her as she glared at me.

Edward glanced over at Winry before continuing. "Anyways, I disagreed. So, she then… umm… She…"

"Let me guess, couldn't hold herself and then had sex with you forcefully." Roy said, looking bored.

Brother blushed slightly before nodding. "And then she gets some guy that looks 'like me' to make love with her. And I have to sleep in the closet all night and listen to it…"

I couldn't believe that wasn't Edward. I started laughing suddenly, confusing the others.

"I-I-I serious-seriously-seriously don't know ho-how to knock!" I laughed, falling back and wiping a tear away as I rolled around insanely on the ground.

"Al, I have a message for you." Roy sighed, shaking his head.

"What?" I asked curiously.

"Wake up." All three of them said to me.

I jolted up. What a strange dream… I thought. What was all of that about?

I heard someone groan "Edward!" somewhere. As I heard the noise, I fell back on my bed, laughing myself back to sleep to return to the strangest dream where I don't know how to knock.

Just then I realized the phony Edward didn't have an auto mail leg.

~Fin~

That's the end TTATT

Sorry there were only two lemons, but…

SURPRISE ATTACK, SPECIAL

Edward reached his hand up and underneath Winry's shirt before pulling it and leaning forward to suckle her breast. "Ed!" She gasped with pleasure, her core soaking. Her lover started nibbling her nipple, then biting. His other hand found her other breast, which he started toying with.

And then…

Al comes in because he can't knock.

THE END… AGAIN

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry! XD

Anyways, have a good night!

~Lt Is LeArNiNg TaRgEt