Be Zorch, Daddy-O
Warren, Episode 2, 100 words.
Be cool, Warren, he told himself. Be cool.
Max is the coolest girl you know. She's smart, funny, and she likes you. But you gotta be cool.
You've got wheels – sure, it's a forty year-old station wagon, but it's a car. You've got tickets to the drive-in, and it's a Planet of the Apes marathon. She's gonna love it, but be cool. Don't geek out.
Be like Charlton Heston. Be like Ricardo Montalban. Be cool.
And wouldn't you know it, it was working. She smiled. She said yes.
Then he heard himself say it.
"Go Ape!"
Not cool, Warren.