Family Matters

By: Naruto-chan25

Starring: Akatsuki and Family

Chapter Four: I'M WAY MORE EMO!!!

Hidan was walking towards his brother's house. He was a little less emo then normal. He would never tell his brother this, but he missed him. Shouten was the best little brother anyone could ever have. He didn't try to kill him (like he could) and he didn't hate him.

He knew he was getting close when he saw Emo Field. He took off his shoes to walk through the glass (again, glass, not grass). That's when he saw him... It was already too late to run.

"HIDAN!!!" Tobi yelled, hugging the emo.

"HUGS!!! THE BURN!!!" yelled Hidan, running away from Tobi.

"WAIT FOR TOBI!!! WAIT FOR TOBI!!!" Tobi screamed, running after Hidan.

After running for two hours Hidan couldn't run anymore so he had to let Tobi walk with him. After an hour of walking they finally came to Shouten's house. Hidan didn't bother knocking and just walked in.

"SHOUTEN!!!" he yelled.

Shouten came out of the kitchen. He was stabbing himself with a knife. "HIDAN!!!" he yelled back. He walked over to his brother and stabbed him. Hidan stabbed him back.

"What are you doing here?" Shouten asked when they stopped stabbing each other.

"Family night at Akatsuki. I came here to get you. So, you wanna come?" Hidan asked.

"TOBI IS A GOOD BOY!!! TOBI IS A GOOD BOY!!!" Tobi screamed suddenly.

"Is... Tobi going?" Shouten asked.

Hidan sweat dropped. "Uh... no," Hidan lied. "He's just some idiot that acts like he's a member for some reason."

"Okay, I'll go!" said Shouten.

"Cool!" Hidan replied.

Hidan and Shouten left the house. They headed towards a volcano because they wanted to see if it would kill them. They jumped in and realized it wasn't even hurting them so they went swimming. They kept on telling Tobi to jump in but he kept on saying the he could only speak cow.

After a few hours of swimming Hidan and Shouten headed back to the Akatsuki layer. They got annoyed of Tobi's singing and dancing so they through him into a cave. A bear was in the cave and tried to kill him so he ran away.

Hidan and Shouten realized that the family night wasn't until tomorrow so they decided to kill a whole bunch of random people.

Tobi continued to run away from the bear. When he got away from the bear he ran into a dragon, who also tried to kill him. He spent the next two hours running away from random things. He escaped by hiding in Sound.

TBC?

Yes, I know this one is short but I couldn't think of anything else that could happen. Yeah, my bad. Please review if you read this and I'll make sure that the next chapter is longer then this one. Now it's tome for the preview!

Preview: Next time! Pein... I mean Leader's going to sound to get his relative. Who could it be? What does Orochimaru have to do with anything? And why is Pein going to Orochimaru in the first place? And look, there's Tobi!

There, a preview.

Okay, time for me to review on some comments!!!

Colliocows215: You know that's a good idea. I hope you know what I'm talking about, I don't want people to know what's going to happen.

Panda-chan101: I know they say that Tobi's Uchiha Madara but he died along time ago. I still want him to be Obito. He only has one eyes whole thing so he must have only one eyes like Obito and his hair is like Obito's... yeah.

Thank you for you're reviews. I'll add any more reviews that I got for the last chapter if I get any more!