Hi everyone!

I know you were waiting for the next part of the Pack's plan. Well... Here it is!
I hope this chapter will please you! Don't hesistate to correct me in your reviews if I did big mistakes in English, it really helps me improving my skills!
Anyway, enjoy your reading!

The ceremony went off without a hitch.

Grandma was radiant, and I saw that Mom and Seth were glad she finally married Charlie.

They wanted to make a speech on behalf of the Clearwater family, to welcome Charlie definitely within the tribe and family, indicating that even if Sue Young-Clearwater was now Swan, Charlie had become a member of the Clearwater clan, and that my grandfather Harry would be happy to see them together.

Charlie had shed a tear. Grandma'd told me that Charlie and my two grandfathers were inseparable before, and Mom had had a hard time accepting her mother's and her dad's friend relationship after Harry's death.

Morticia and Wednesday Adams arrived when everyone was congratulating the couple.

"Is it already finished?" Bella whined while going to kiss her father.

"Yep!" Grandma replied cheerfully.

"Why didn't you wait for us?" Renesmee growled.

"Because I was looking forward to become Mrs Charlie Swan!" Grandma said in the same tone.

"Not as if you were needed, though..." Embry added softly, which made me laugh.

They congratulated the newlyweds - it's funny to say this when speaking of people over fifty - and Snow White rushed instantly towards my father, as a weed in a wall. Mom nudged my ribs and gave me a wry smile, pointing at the weird couple in front of us.

"And this, my girl, is the illustrated meaning of the 'leech' word !" She joked.

"Do you think that it will pull away from him if we soak it with salty water?" I asked.

"That'd be a good idea, but I don't think it would work, even with all the salt of the World." She sighed.

" I would be inclined to try the fire... It seems to be very helpful against this kind of leech!" Emily quipped.

We laughed heartily and we headed for the buffet, while the boys were dismantling the altar and setting up the dance floor. Seth had asked my father to help them, in order to start the second phase of our mischievous plan. At first, he didn't, and it took Mom, who decided to help and set up chairs around the place, for him to leave the Mutant and move his lazy ass.

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I was chatting quietly with Keenan, while watching my parents interact. If Nessie knew how to draw Jacob Black's attention, Leah Clearwater sure knew how to push his buttons for driving him nuts!

After twenty minutes, he surrendered and headed for the buffet, in my direction. Keenan tensed when he saw him coming, and I took deep breaths to calm me down, knowing that I had to be gentle and that I should under no circumstances talk about the baby before mom did.

"Casey, can I talk to you a moment?" Dad asked me with an imploring look.

"We're in a free country. But I don't have to listen your shit..." I replied dryly.

Way to be gentle, CC!

"I can always order you to do so" he replied.

"Well... It would be the first time since you imprinted that you'd behave like a real Alpha." I muttered.

"CC, I know you're mad me, but don't you think you're a little harsh on this one?"

" Are you kidding me? It's been three weeks since we last hear anything from you, and you think I'll welcome you with my arms wide open?" I snarled at him.

"I never said that." He argued. "Damn! You're as stubborn as your mother!" He then glanced at her and smiled weakly. "And just as beautiful as her..."

"Thanks for the compliment! You should go tell her that..." I smiled.

"She won't listen to me. I can't blame her either, after what I did to her..." he said sadly

"You have no idea about what you really did to her..." I grumbled.

"What did you say?" He frowned.

"Err... You can still make it up to her!" I lied quickly.

"As if you don't know your mother..." he snorted. "She'll probably kick my ass before I could speak to her."

"I know her better than you'll never do." I said coldly. "And don't try to challenge me on this, because I don't want to argue with you on this lovely day, and I don't think you'd want me to bring Imprinting and its effects on you up for discussion either."

He stared at me, obviously hurt, and was about to say something, when the Snow Queen came just in time to kill my resolves.

"Is everything alright?" She asked, putting her arm around my father's waist.

"Could've been better." I muttered, glaring at her. "'Excuse me, I have to see my real family."

My father gasped, but said nothing. I knew I went over the top, but he really had to know what he was about to lose if it doesn't move his ass.

I walked by my mother, who was laughing with Rosalie Cullen. It felt strange to see Mom getting along with a leech, but Rosalie was the one in the Veggie clan that I hated the least. Maybe because she doesn't take anyone's crap, who knows.

"Anyways, your daughter has a bit of a personality! I always look forward to Summer vacations. The mansion is more livened up when Casey's there." Rosalie sneered.

" I'm happy to entertain you." I scoffed, sitting down. "But I think this year will be the last you'll ever see me, Blondie."

"Why? Emmett joined in a theatrical way.

"I am 18 this year. I am no longer forced to hang out with my Dad, and I won't bother me to enjoy my vacations as I want! I mean... It's a waste of time! Running after Jacob Black to draw his attention, it's like chasing after the Easter Bunny!" I snapped, loud enough to rub salt into my father's wound.

"And here I thought we had a special bond!" Emmett muttered, clutching his heart with sadness. "I'm down on my luck with she-wolves! You're just like your mother!"

"Children are like they're made!" Mom laughed.

"Come on, Emmett! Don't be sad! Blondie'll make you forget everything with her magic wand!" I chuckled.

"Err... Technically, I'm the one who got the magic stick!" Emmett laughed.

Rosalie and Mom rolled their eyes, while I roared with laughter.

"See you later, maybe." Blondie said pulling her husband to their table. "And good luck with your plan!"

"You told them?" I frowned.

"Do you really think I would?" Mom scoffed. "He did. Always poking his nose into people's business ..."

She cast a glance at Edward - The Mentalist – Cullen, who was coming towards us and I stiffened.

Damn! I forgot about him! Fucking mind-reader! He'll screw up our plan!

"I won't, Casey." He said flashing a grin. "It's been eighteen years since I await Leah's return. In fact, I wished she'd never left."

"Yeah, well we don't need your opinion. Now leave me the hell alone" Mom grumbled.

"You know he'd have managed to live without her if he had a reason to go back home every night." He insisted.

"He had two reasons. That didn't prevent him from staying out, not a night, nor two, but for seven long months! So take your damn moral lessons and shove it up your ass, Cullen!" She snarled, being all of a shake.

"Is everything okay?" Bella asked, apparently fearing for her husband non-life.

"That caps it all!" Mom growled. "Listen, I don't want to screw up my the happiest day of my mother's life, but so help me God, if you don't get out quickly of my personal space, I'll smash you both."

"And I'll help her!" I added. "Get your dirty stinking faces of our sight before she phases!"

I knew she'd phased several times when she was pregnant with me and that it was very dangerous for us at that time. I didn't want her to live another complicated pregnancy again, so I tried to soothe her.

Edward's eyes widened and I knew I'd screwed up big time.

He took Bella's hand and went back to his table after wishing us to succeed. If there was one thing I liked with Edward Cullen, it was certainly his high sense of values.

I rubbed Mom's back to calm her down and held her close when she was relaxed.

"Damn ... I hate these people..." she grumbled, his head buried in my neck.

"Me too, Ma'... Hold on... It'll be over in a few hours..."

She nodded and sat down at our table.

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The second phase of our plan went pretty much well.

Each time that Loch Ness would try to grab his attention, one of us would be across her path.

Seth, Embry and Quil monopolized Dad for dinner, and Sam came to him to talk about uninteresting stuff, supposedly in connection with the pack.

The time to open the ball came. Embry motioned me to go see dad and invite him to dance. I didn't really want to do that, but it was the only way for Dad to dance with Mom without the other Minx climbs on his high horse. Anyway, Mom would never ask my father to dance with her, and he was too scared of his reaction to possibly offer her to dance with him.
So I went with a heavy chore to most of my life.

As I arrived in front of him, I didn't know how to flatly ask him. The Mentalist had to hear my dilemma, because he asked his little girl to be his partner time to dance, and the latter agreed "with the greatest pleasure!"

When I said that this girl wasn't normal!

Seriously, what kind of worthy girl would be delighted to appear in public with her father?

I screwed my courage up and took the plunge. after swearing that this baby would owe me one of those days.

"Wanna try some father-daughter activity?"

"Wait... You're about to ask your father for a dance?" He wondered.

"Apparently, yeah!" I growled.

"Where is the camera?" He frowned.

"Just say no if you don't want to!" I got on my nerves.

"No, no! Come here."

He grabbed my hand and I followed him. When we were in the middle of the dance floor, I wished I'd die instantly. I looked at Mom, completely mortified, not knowing how to hold my father.

Well, I knew how to dance, but there was the problem, I couldn't just move my hands around my father's neck as I used to do with Keenan or a potential boyfriend.

Dad was as lost as me and Mom sighed loudly while rescuing us.

"Jeez! You two are as bad as each other! Jacob. Right hand on CC's waist, and you, kiddo, left arm on your father's shoulder. And you hold your other hand. Voila! 'Bout time! Come on, Seth, make your big sister dance a little!"

My dear uncle, who was laughing is ass off like the rest of the pack, as they saw us trying to pull ourselves out of this mess, didn't need coaxing and grabbed Mom's waist to make her waltz. As for Dad and I, we hadn't moved from where we were.

"Move your lazy ass, Black!" Mom ordered. "Show the kid what a wonderful dancer you are! You're putting the shame on her, there!"

No, Ma' ... What you just did, that's the lamest thing on Earth ... I thought, feeling all eyes upon us.

For a brief moment, I thought I saw Dad blush, then he made us move a little.

"I didn't know you knew how to dance." he said.

"Mom taught me all the ballroom dancing, so that I wouldn't look silly if I had to go somewhere with the Cullens." I confessed, uncomfortable.

"Lee's always been foreknowing," he smiles, glancing at her. "And as far as I can see by the way you move, she was an excellent teacher ..."

"Have you ever danced with her?" I asked, to make conversation

" We danced at each bonfire we went since we were a couple. We even had our song..."

His eyes glistened when he spoke of it. It was the first time I heard him talk that much about their relationship. Everyone could feel all the love he felt for her, and that was as much funnier than depressing.

"Why did you stay with Renesmee, if you like Mom?" I blurted.

" Casey ... I did a lot of mistakes with Leah, and even with all good intentions on Earth, I've done it again while I had a second chance with her ... I went to tell Nessie that I wanted to stop everything between her and me, and I got caught up by the impregnation ... Again... I need to see you all the time if I don't want to feel the pull towards Ness. And when I came back, you no longer wanted to talk to me... It was the same when your mother was pregnant with you. With Leah, I am myself, I can enjoy being with my family and friends, but if I have to see Nessie just once, I must start all over again ..."

"You're saying that if you don't see her anymore, you ..."

" I could be free to share my life with those I really love, yes."

"Why don't you chase her away, then?" I insisted.

" Imprinting makes you do stupid things. I can't ask her to leave. I tried. Words don't come out of my mouth."

"Why don't you refuse to pick up the phone? Or to go to her when she calls you?"

"Imprinting ..."

"Why didn't you come join us in Minneapolis?"

"Your mother ..." he giggled. "She'd made it clear that she would never want to see me again. And I respected her wishes. I thought she hated me after the way I'd given up on her when she needed me the most. And when we finally got to talk ..."

"Don't waste your time, I already know what happened ..." I grimaced, trying to forget what I had seen that evening.

"You ... You know?" He stammered.

" All the Rez knows that you two have ..."

"Time to change partners!" Seth cut in playfully. "I want to dance with my niece!"

He gave us no time to react and grabbed me by the waist. As we started to dance, he burst out laughing.

"Your parents look like two idiots!"

I turned my head and screws stuck in the middle of the track.

"Who's clumsy, now?" I laughed to myself.

Mom gave me a dirty look and put her arms around Dad's neck, who was glowing literally.

"And here I thought that was shady to dance with my father, but seeing my parents dancing like... High school students ... It's even worse!" I whimpered.

"Oh, don't complain... I saw them doing a lot worse!" Seth grimaced.

"Me too!" I whined.

We slowly move towards them to hear their conversation. In case of something went wrong.

"You're beautiful, Lee ..." my father said.

"How nice!" She replied.

I rolled my eyes. Sweet talk him Ma'! Flatter his ego!

"You know," Dad started, "I didn't want to stay as long as-"

"I know... I heard your conversation with CC."

"So you know why I went-"

" I know you didn't come back right away." she replied dryly.

Be nice! Don't pressure him!

"I'm really sorry, Lee. But I meant what I said on the beach... I just need you to get there ..."

"What do you want me to do, huh?" She roared. "To come back there an play your secretary, so that you won't answer her damn phone calls ? You want me to threaten to cut off your balls if you're thinking about going to see her? You want Casey to do the same? This is not the life I want to live, Jacob. I need you to be there for us, and not the opposite. I don't want to be your warden. I want to be your wife!"

Wow! She pulled out all the stops! Hats off!

My father seemed to gather all the words she'd uttered.

"Holy. Shit!" Seth exclaimed, making me frown.

"What? What did yo- Holy Hell!"

They were kissing! My parents! Again! In front of everyone!

Well, there was no chance they'd give us a sex-ed lesson on the dance floor, but that was still embarrassing! I mean... Yeah! My parents were actually French-kissing in Son et Lumiere!

Mommy broke their kiss - finally - while remaining glued to him, and smiled. I had never seen her smiling so brightly, and honestly, seeing that was the best thing in the world.

"Jacob ... I have to tell you something..." she began.

"Go ahead. " he nodded, smiling warmly.

"I ... I am-"

"JACOB! WHAT THE HELL is going on?" Renesmee yelled as she came between them.

"Uh, Oh..." Seth whispered, petrified.

Judging by the meaningful look my mother was giving to the Ice Queen, identical to the deadly glare the latter was giving her, their explanations might be tougher than expected.

Phase Three : Epic Fail!