Ways to annoy Kavanagh
1. Show him a picture of Ronon.
2. Make him take a bath;
3. Make him wash his hear in addition to the bath.
4. Cut his ponytail as he sleeps.
5. Paint his ponytail pink.
6. Steal his teddy bear.
7. Make him join the Weir fan club.
8. Steal his glasses;
9. Make him pay you to help him find them.
10. Ask him why he's not as smart as Rodney and Radek.
11. Feed him to a wraith.
12. Throw him off a balcony.
13. Introduce the athosian kids to paintball;
14. Then superglue a bull's eye to his forehead.
15. Run him over with a jumper.
16. Tell the kids if they hit him with bats, chocolate comes out;
17. Ask them to call him piñata.
18. Teach the Athosian kids how to play pin the donkey on the ponytail.
19. Buy some knives. Sharpen them every day, in front of him. While you're doing so, look at him and mutter, "Soon, soon..."
20. Poke him until he cries.
21. Follow him around and spray disinfects everything he touches saying "the germ is multiplying".
22. Drape clothing over him. Insist that you thought he was a chair.
23. Sacrifice him to a moon god.
I can't remember his first name.