A/N: thanks everybody who reviewed last chapter, and the previous ones, and also, IT'S MY BIRTHDAY IN 8 dAYS! Im really excited lol

Last chapter: all four of draco malfoy's girlfriends found out he was cheating on all of them, and they all go to Hermione for help on getting revenge on him.

So we spent almost half the night talking about ways we were going to get revenge on Malfoy. Most of it went like this:

"Okay, so you guys have to all keep going out with Malfoy, and pretend that nothing is going on, otherwise he'll know that you know," I said to all of them. They nodded.

"So what are we going to do?" Cho asked.

At this point, we spent 4 hours talking about what we could do, and Malfoy didn't even come back, and I didn't even want to think where he was.

"Oh MY GOSH I have the best idea!" Pansy exclaimed. We all quietened, and leaned in closer.

"You know how my dad owns that photography company?" she asked. Padma looked confused.

"I thought your dad was a Death Eater," she said. Pansy sighed.

"Yes, but he does this in his spare time, you know, to cover it up! It's not like he's going to flaunt the fact that he's a Death Eater, you idiot," Pansy said to Padma. Padma smiled sheepishly, and shrugged.

"Well anyway, here's my plan," she said, and we all leaned in closer so she could whisper it to us.

That morning, when everybody had gone, I thought over the plan. It was quite smart really, and I couldn't wait until Malfoy was humiliated in front of everyone.

Here was our plan. Okay, so Pansy was going to take the Polyjuice Potion into someone that Malfoy didn't know, someone gorgeous, beautiful, perfect model material.

But who was there that he didn't know? He had most likely laid everyone in the Wizarding World! Fine, probably not, but still.

So I came up with the idea of my friend Rachel. She was beautiful. Really. She was a model in the muggle world, she wasn't a wizard, and she was the only one who stayed in touch with me after I told them all I was a witch.

I showed the four a picture of her, and they all looked at me and smirked. She would have no problem attracting Malfoy, even most males in the school! So I sent her a letter by owl, I taught her how to do it, it was heaps faster she agreed, and asked her to give us a lock of her hair.

After that, we would get Pansy to seduce Malfoy in Rachel's body, and then take pictures of them having sex. So it was a slutty idea. WHO CARES! When you hear the rest of it, you'll thank us for being such geniuses.

So I waited for Rachel's response, and when it came, I opened the envelope, only for a lock of dark brown hair to drop out. I grabbed it, and placed it in a jar and owled Pansy, Padma, Lavender and Cho and asked them to meet me at the Head's Common Room.

A few minutes later, they were all here. I gave Lavender the lock of hair, and she looked at it, not knowing what to do.

"Now, if we want to get him before graduation, we have to start the Polyjuice potion now. It takes one month to brew, and we need a good head start." I said. Pansy smirked and pulled a vial out of her pocket.

"Where did you get that from?" I asked.

"I think you're forgetting that most people in Slytherin are favoured by Snape," she replied. I cheered in my head, and was thankful that someone here was in Slytherin so that we would have access to all the potion ingredients and some potions.

"Shall we do it now?" I asked. Pansy nodded.

"We have to be quick, because this only lasts for 3 hours," she said. I nodded this time, and Lavender added the hair to the Polyjuice potion.

Pansy sculled the potion down, and gagged.

"It tastes like SHIT!" she yelled. Slowly, I have to admit, her features became sharper, and she began to look prettier and prettier.

"Wow, you look HOT!" Cho said. Pansy slapped her arm playfully, and looked in a mirror.

"Oh my gosh I really do!" she exclaimed. "Not that I wasn't already," she added after.

I rolled my eyes. "Come on, he should be at Quidditch Practice now," I said. We piled out of the room, and followed Pansy to the Quidditch Pitch.

Malfoy was just finishing. Padma, Lavender, Cho and I sat in the stands and watched.

Soon, we heard wolf whistles coming from all directions towards Pansy. It looked like she was enjoying herself. She was squealing and laughing and pointing, everything, seems like she wasn't used to getting all the attention. I laughed to myself as I thought of what the actual Rachel would do, just smile, and wave politely.

Malfoy stood there, and suddenly clutched his hands over his face and started yelling. All the guys stared at him, and Pansy, doing what any girlfriend would do, ran over to him and started fussing over him.

"Oh, are you alright?" she asked him. He pulled his hands away from his face, and looked at her.

"I think something's wrong with my eyes," he said sadly.

Pansy gasped, and burst into tears.

"You poor baby! What's wrong with them!" she cried.

"I just can't seem to take them off you!" he said back. She stopped crying at once, and looked at him.

"Seriously?" she asked. He nodded.

"How about a date tonight?" he asked.

"Sure!" she cried, and she turned to us and gave us a thumbs up when he wasn't looking. The rest of us four laughed and looked at each other, smiling. The plan was working!

I'm going to spare you the details. Well, I would tell you if I wanted to, but it's kind of awkward explaining what Pansy did with Malfoy.

The next day, Pansy brought us the photos to show us. Some of them were just of Malfoy posing, they looked pretty good, but it was probably only the professional way the photos were taken.

At the back of the pile, was a picture that SCARRED ME FOR LIFE! Pansy was sitting there with her legs wide open, and Malfoy was entering her in the moving animation picture. AND all of this was in Rachel's body! Yeesh I'm never going to look at her in the same way again… Her face was in a grimace, as though she was disgusted by the sex.

By that afternoon, we had finished our project. Well, not really project, just our revenge plan.

When everyone was safe in their beds at night, all five of us crept out and scattered the pieces of paper all over.

The next morning, Malfoy and I both walked out of the Head's Common Room at the same time.

Don't ask me, he just walked with me. He didn't even make a comment, didn't call me mudblood, and DIDN'T EVEN SAY GOOD MORNING! I don't care though. Perhaps he was just in a good mood from his night with Pansy slash Rachel.

I was upset. I hadn't been studying lately, too busy getting revenge on Draco Malfoy, and I hadn't had ANY time to go to the library! But, I hoped that this was all worth it in the end.

We walked through the busy hallways, and a group of girls ran up to Malfoy.

"Oh My God DRACO! You look so hot in those modelling pictures!" they all screamed at him.

"Excuse me?" he asked them. The pack of girls thrust the wad of fliers in his face.

They said:

Hottest, most Wanted Guy in Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry

Who is he?

Draco Malfoy, future model for the cover of Vogue Magazine

And underneath that was that picture that I thought was really good. He didn't look hot in it. Okay, so he did. Not like I like him or anything!

"What's Vogue?" he asked. Trust him not to know what this Muggle Magazine was.

"It's a muggle magazine," I told him. Just as I said this, was the moment he realised he was hanging out with me.

"I didn't ask you, mudblood," he snapped. Fine, back to the snapping again. He turned back to the poster, and at that moment, I activated the spell. The poster morphed pictures into the one of Malfoy having sex with Pansy, and her face in a disgusted one.

"EW!" the girls screamed.

The poster now read:

But, even HIV/AIDS can stop the Hottest, most Wanted Guy from becoming even close to being as hot as Napoleon Dynamite.

In case you were wondering, HE'S NOT SO HOT ANYMORE!

PROTECT YOURSELF FROM HIV/AIDS!

Malfoy looked shocked. He had no idea how it got there. He yelled, and dropped the poster.

"You did this, didn't you?" he asked me, his face twisted with rage.

I shook my head.

"Just in case you wanted to know, Malfoy, I have better things to do than watch you have sex and take pictures of you…" I said. He roared, and stormed through the crowd as everyone pointed and laughed.

"EW Don't go near him he has AIDS!" they yelled.

He ran through the corridor and back into the Head's Common Room, and stayed there for the rest of the day.

I met up with Malfoy's four girlfriends, and we laughed our heads off at everyone's reactions.

That night, we were at dinner, and Malfoy was sitting at the Slytherin table and he had covered his face with a balaclava. Obviously he was embarassed so bad he couldn't even bear to be seen in public.

Dumbledore stood up and cleared his throat.

"Students of Hogwarts, I am pleased to announce an excellent role model in this hall," he boomed.

Everyone around whispered, and I could distinctly hear the words "Harry Potter," all over the hall.

"Could Draco Malfoy please come to the front?" he said loudly. Malfoy pulled off the balaclava, and slowly stood up and walked to the front. He looked confused, as did many of the students in the hall, especially the five of us girls.

"Mr Malfoy over here did an exceptionally good deed. To warn teens such as himself of the dangers of unsafe sex, he has put himself in a most embarrassing situation and modelled for a campaign to do so," Dumbledore said. Malfoy looked shocked at what he had done, and looked at Dumbledore, who nodded at him and smiled.

Malfoy walked up to the stand.

"Ummm, I uh, I did it because I want all of you to have safe sex?" he said uncomfortably.

There was an awkward amount of clapping from the hall, then everything went back to silent.

"I assure you all that the tests have come back negative, and I do NOT have HIV or AIDS," he said a bit more confidently.

Immediately, a huge cheer came erupting out from all the girls in the hall, obviously glad he didn't have HIV or AIDS, considering most of them had slept with him.

I looked around the hall, and caught the eyes of Pansy, Cho, Padma and Lavender.

Wow. I really didn't see that backfiring.