"Aww is Bilbo our cousin now uncle?" Fili teased the older dwarf as he and the others finally stopped their laughing,oh Mahal the image they got afyter Bilbo called their king 'daddy' .Said hobbit looked up at the dark haired dwarrow who was now death glaring the others with his signature sneer."Sorry Thorin" Bilbo mumbled looking down suffling his feet nervously not noticing the dwarrow,Wizard and Skin changer look at the child was upset for him being laughed at,Thorin lifted the hobbit up and walked off away from prying eyes of the others.
"Bilbo they were just joking,to be honest I was surprised but I'm not mad" Thorin said their forehead's touching a dwarf gesture shared normally between close friends or loved ones."Really?" the young one asked inoccently as his green eyes looked into the older being's Thorin replied "Yeah Really,what made you think I wouldn't?" he asked as the hobbit looked away his face turning read in embarassment."Umm..." he mumbled.
He just didn't know how the older being would react if the young hobbit wanted to call him dad (Hey Thorin has been acting like a dad) .Bilbo's thinking was broken when he felt Thorin hold him closer almost protectively ,Looking up the hobbit saw a smile on the dwarrow's face as he sat down with Bilbo in his lap under the tree they were now under (what better place to get away the outside right?) ."Bilbo it's OK like I said earlier I am not mad nor will I be upset if you call me dad again." Thorin said as the seven yearold in his lap looked at him before continuing "Why you think I would be mad?"
"L-Last night" was the stammered reply and the dwarf king groaned with a face palm before saying to himself "What is the punishment for hobbits if they f-" He stopped thinking he could ask Gandalf later right now he had a kid to assure that he didn't hate him. "Bilbo I told you last night the reason..and that was what normally happens to dwarf children when they do something like that."
"I don't want to be a dwarf then" Bilbo said earning a laugh from the older being.
"I guess not" Thorin said between his laughter,glad that no one seen him being un-magestic at the time (they would think he was sick or something)."Lets go back inside you probably want whatever time of day it is now" the black haired dwarrow said as they headed inside "Ah! I missed Breakfast and Second breakfast!" Bilbo squeaked.
One of these times the company was going to flat out have Gandalf tell them EVERYTHING about Hobbits could come in very inside the seven yearold's stomach growled as the smell of honey hit his nose "mmm" he hummed as he ran to the table everyone gathered around."Well look who finally joined us" Gandalf chuckled through his pipe.
"Whoa should you eat that much?" Kili asked with wide eyes as Bilbo put ALOT of honey bread on his plate."Oh Master Dwarf Hobbits eat six meals a day-seven if you count afternoon tea." the company wizard said ..the reaction he got from the dwarves were abunch of coughing or mugs being dropped in shock."WHAT!?" all thirteen shouted how can small creatures eat that much!?.
"Breakfast,second breakfast,elevenies,lunch,dinner and supper" Was what a mouth full of bread Bilbo added smiling before he swallowed his was shocked,Nori was still coughing to get the cream out of his lungs,Ori was writing everything down (evenyone thought they smoke coming from the journal the lad was scribbling to fast!),Oin was trying to get Gloin out of his babbling stuper,Bofur & Bifur the same with Bombour only he was drooling,Dwalin was still trying to picture the site of so much food,Balin held his head in pain,Kili & Fili were looking at Bilbo in shock while Thorin didn't look shocked having figured Hobbits ate alot having caught a glimps of the pantry at their Burglar's home (that was practically empty doubt their hobbit ate at all after his guests had arrived).To add the Dwarves' shock,stuper and headaches Bilbo started and drank the whole huge mug of cream!.
"thee lad is a bottomless pit!" Dwalin exclaimed his eyes now saucers.
Balin laughed at his brother's face but with a uneasy tone.
"Think we could put him in a contest against Bombour?" Kili asked still in shock over the whole thing as his brother replied "I'd think he would win actually."
"Mmm that was good!" Bilbo said before he yawned tired before saying "I'm tired now".
"You all can rest in the hay over in the stables" Beorn said in his gruff voice as (who else?) Thorin picked up his charge taking him to lay down in the stable part of the giant man's home and laying him down on the soft straw."Sleep well Bilbo I'll wake you later" the dwarf said as the young one fell the seven yearold was asleep,Thorin covered him up with his jacket then walked off to the others,this was gonna be ALONG stay.
OH MY GOSH FINALLY! I updated this thing! What will happen next? I don't anyone they belong to J.R. !