Hey My Beautiful Little Strawberry Smutcakes! Sorry about the wait, but I think you guys will like this chapter!

This Chappie is dedicated to my fellow smutter that struts their stuff...er. H8trslovemecauseI'mawesome you win the award for the only person who actually tried.

DIS-FUCKIN'-CLAIMER: I don't own these characters.

AHHHHHHHHH! I can't take this! I've been sitting here for HOURS. I was still sitting in the cramped booth kissing random guys. Luckily I didn't have to kiss any smokers. The kisses were all closed mouth.

But I still hadn't felt the killer. I sighed, looking at the line, it went on for a while. The next guy that came up put his large hands on my cheeks before turning my head a little, making me blush at how good that kiss was.

Damn, I hope if I do find the killer he gives me an amazing kiss. A tall gangly looking teenager put his ticket in the bowl then leaned over and gave me a sloppy kiss. I forced a smile when he looked back at me.

The next guy was a tall, brown eyed, shaggy haired piece of manmeat. MMMmmmm I have the best job.

He smirked as the ticket fluttered down to the bottom of the bowl. He reached over, gripped me by the back of the neck and pulled me in, completely devouring me. It honestly sort of scared me, I couldn't breathe as he flicked his tongue out to lick my bottom lip, trying to get me to open my mouth.

I tried to pull back, but he just held me tighter, and that's when I felt it, a small droplet of a thick substance. I would say it was his saliva, but it was too thick, almost like honey.

I gave Natsu the sign, a small shake of the head. He immediately jumped up, running to the guy and tackled him while Happy floated around nearby, cheering him on.

The guy flung his arms out just before he fell, releasing a blast of ice to stop his fall.

He turned around, flinging a couple Icicles at him. Natsu dodged them, fairly inelegantly. He barely landed on his feet before throwing a punch at the guy.

Natsu knocked him to the ground, holding him there. That was easy, way too easy.

"Agent Happy, report for duty!" Natsu shouted, putting his foot on the guys back.

"Aye sir!" Happy saluted, putting his paw with the handcuffs out. Natsu took them and put them on.

I turned from them, going to the entrance of the park, panting. That wasn't what I was expecting, I thought the bomb would be a little chip or something, not a liquid.

The liquid might fuse with my blood, it could kill me in a day.

"Lucy, you ready?" Natsu asked, yanking roughly on my arm.

"Yeah, yeah."

I stumbled after him, "Natsu, can we take the train back?"

"No way, I'm feeling good right now, I don't want to ruin it with motion sickness."

"Please, I can't walk all the way ba-" I squealed as Natsu stopped in front of me, successfully pulling me onto his back.

"You're in love," Happy purred silently, floating by me, I swung at him, earning a laugh from both Happy and Natsu.

"Shut up," I mumbled, snuggling closer to Natsu's heat.

I closed my eyes, breathing in deeply before letting sleep take over.

At Lucy's

I woke up in my own bed, Natsu on the couch asleep. My head was dizzy as I stood up.

I decided to go train because I was NOT getting Caelestis's bad side for missing one night.

I made it to the clearing in twenty minutes, I think I'm getting sick because it's only ten minutes away from my apartment. I was wheezing by the time I got to the small field.

I called her out, shaking afterwards.

"You should have called sooner, you were drugged, you are slowly dying, I'm not sure if I should help you. You acted so stupidly," she huffed, turning her head from me. I just sat there and breathed heavily.

She sighed, reaching her claws out, lightly touching the spot just over my heart.

"This will hurt extremely, I suggest you don't kiss anyone for a while, especially Natsu."

I was about to reply but all I could feel was pain as a bright golden light filled my vision before the darkness.

Hey guys, so I rewrote this chapter and I am so happy I did, the original sucked shit and now I have a better plot. Sorry it took me so long, I had writers block and everyone writes shit sometimes before they get to the gold right? Well, even if you don't like this chapter just know that the future ones will be super cute.

Especially with Lucy getting stronger!