So we was doing a travel to moeburg. with the grand power of selsun blue harnessed in our hands and souls. we were walking down a cool desert highway, with the cool wind flowing through our warm smell of colitas were rising through the air. we saw a light ahaed and we were feeling sleepy so we had to stop for the night. we found a hotel with a figure in the doorway. it was Gerome, my fourth senpai. (inge, chad, harold and gerome are the only people in their class) gerome was a transfer student from america. he was real gangsta.

He said "the fuck you honkys doin' in the god damned desert? y'all must be tired and thursty as hell." Gerome was an african american gent. he may sound like a stereotype but he's actually intelligent and hates grape soda.

"so why was y'all in the desert?" he inquired.

"we are in needing to locate chad in moeburg for being stealing" i said

"sounds like heavy shit, i never really like chad either. he always creeped me out, but to do this is weird. i'll help you guys out. in the morn, ill give you what y'all need." Gerome was a helpful person who was nice. but i didn't like the way he looked at inge-chan. he might harm our moe love. so we was doing a going to bed. gerome to his room. he invited inge but she said no. we shared a room, inge and i. we did a fall asleep. i was awoken by an loud noise. it was inge telling me that it was her business and called me a little shit. she had her face in lingonberry jam. i dont even know what the fuck is happening anymore. i wasn't even conscious. before i could present a rebbuttal, i heard a a song about crocadiles and alligators and i was investigate. will smith was in the hallway writhing and yelling. but it was actually gerome.

i said "gerome, is that you?

he responded "is actually dolan"

"we should've known" inge chan said. where did inge come from? anyway, former gerome looked up but it wasn't his face. it was that of messed up donald duck. we heard a mathematical laugh and the shadow of an epididymus with a cape slowly descending.

"chad, we should've known." inge said. again

"you know you don't have to say that everytime an enemy appears." i said. but sempai ignored my comment and charged at chad with a shovel. don't ask where she got it. chad was still to high so she missed.

"i am to stop you with majik." chad says. (majik is the same thing is magic except made in chine.)

"why'd gerome get turned into, uh… dolan." i said in unison with inge. weird shit happens.

"i didn't like how he'd call me a honky. im not even human." chad said in anger due to unison saying. " so i used the power of pantene to turn him into something else. kthnxbai." and he ran away.

"gooby pls" dolan said. this confused me. how'd he know who gooby was? he's just a nerd from baka-ville. we was also angry that chad ran away. but there were other things at hand. like turning gerome back to normalcy.

"fak u gooby." gerome yelled. i'm not sure whats going on anymore.

"say pantene backwards" inge said.

"enetnap!" i said, but i was impatient so i stabbed him. he turned back to normal but he was bleeding. we took him to hospital and he was in STAB-le condition.

"im never hangining with you honkys again. i'm never coming to japan again" gerome said.

"shut up gerome" and we all laughed to our content. it was good day. and we were closer to moeburg. everything was alright to be