"So what did Lord Frieza want us to do?" Raditz asked casually as they were all sitting around on a spaceship.
"He said to purge the planet." Nappa replied.
"Which planet?"
"Dunno." Nappa shrugged. "Vegeta knows."
"No I don't!" Vegeta protested. "He told you!"
"Frieza didn't tell me to purge a planet." Nappa argued stubbornly. Raditz looked at him.
"What?"
"Then what the hell did you tell us to get on this ship for!" Vegeta demanded, glaring at Nappa. Raditz burst out laughing.
"Nappa…" Vegeta panted, also laughing a little. "I mean… why!" Raditz laughed even harder.
"No, I mean Zarbon told me!" Nappa cried.
"Oh, right." Vegeta uttered, satisfied.
"Well which planet are we supposed to purge?" Raditz looked at Nappa.
"Er…" Nappa sweat dropped. "I don't remember ^_^;" Vegeta burst out laughing.
"Oh, great…"
"Well, what do we do then!" Raditz exclaimed.
"Hang on," Nappa said. "It was either a red planet or a green planet…"
"Oh, well that narrows it down!" Vegeta declared. Raditz burst out laughing.
"Well which one!" Vegeta demanded.
"I don't know!"
"Well try to remember!" Raditz shouted, feeling like he was talking to a brick wall.
"I can't!"
"Raditz," Vegeta turned to his companion. "What's your least favourite colour? Red or green?"
"Red." Raditz replied.
"Right, well let's purge the red planet then!" Vegeta announced, causing Raditz to burst out laughing again. In turn Vegeta began to laugh. "Raditz, what the fuck are you on!"
"Oh wait!" Nappa gasped as his memory sprang into action, light bulbs suddenly switching on all over the place. "It was the green planet!"
"Good." Vegeta said. "Let's go there, then."
A few hours later the saiyans landed on The Green Planet.
"Nappa…" Vegeta began, looking around. He turned to face the elite. "This planet's deserted!" Yet again Raditz burst out laughing.
"Well this was the planet he wanted us to purge!" Nappa argued.
"What the hell are we supposed to wipe out!"
"Well there's a tree over there!" Raditz pointed, still laughing. Vegeta laughed.
"Oh right, okay then!" He ran over the tree, shouting war cries at the top of his lungs as he approached it. Raditz watched, pissing himself with laughter.
"Arrrrr!" Vegeta roared as he started punching and kicking the tree. Raditz fell to his knees, clutching his stomach as he laughed. "Die, you bastard!" Vegeta yelled, still attacking the tree dramatically. Nappa smirked.
"Seriously." He said. "What are we doing here?" Vegeta came away from the tree to join him.
"Fuck all!" He exclaimed. "Nappa, are we on the right planet!"
"…" It was at that point that Nappa went inside their ship to check.
"Oh, fuck…" Raditz smirked. "This'll be good…"
Nappa came out of the ship and approached the boys.
"Well?" Vegeta looked at him. Nappa nodded.
"We're on the wrong planet." Raditz laughed hysterically.
"Well where are we!" Vegeta screamed.
"…" Nappa stared at him blankly. "I don't know…"
"Oh, for fuck's sake!" Vegeta roared, suddenly pissed off.
"Chill, I'll call Frieza." Nappa shrugged.
"Yeah, and how pissed off is he gonna be!"
"What should I tell him?" Nappa asked, dialling Frieza's number.
"Tell him you're a thick retard that can't navigate a ship!" Vegeta snapped.
"Okay, okay! Geez…" Nappa sighed. "What's his problem?" He mumbled to Raditz.
"Ah, he's probably starting puberty or something." Raditz replied.
"Ah, shut up ya laughing freak!" Vegeta barked. Raditz burst out laughing.