Chapter 4:
The next day when Wanda was playing with Timmy and Poof, the doorbell rang.
"Is that Big Daddy and Blonda?" Timmy asked.
Wanda nodded. "It should be." She went to the door and surely it was them. "Hi daddy," she said giving her father a hug.
"Hey sweet heart," Big Daddy said.
Wanda and Blonda stared at each other down their noses. Blonda was dressed like she just stepped off the red carpet (which she probably did). She had on a pale blue knee length form fitting dress with a black belt, white ankle boots, and a tiara.
"Wanda," she said.
"Still with the tiara thing Blonda? You're not the queen of the world," Wanda said.
Blonda put her hand on her hip. "I'm the queen of Fairywood. That's more than you have to say for yourself."
Wanda snickered. "Yeah, queen of Fairywood without a Zappy. At least I have three to my name."
Blonda glared at her trying to think of a comeback. "Well at least I have a life. Instead of you marrying a nerd and spending your life as a fairy god parent."
Wanda glared at her. "I'll have you know..!"
"Girls!" Big Daddy said. "Where can we put our stuff Wanda?"
"This way," Wanda said. She flew past the living room.
"Hi Big Daddy, hi Blonda," Timmy said as he and Poof waved.
"Hey kid," Big Daddy said.
Suddenly they heard some kind of explosion in the kitchen. "What was that?" Blonda asked.
They flew into the kitchen and Cosmo was in there and the refrigerator was blown up. "Cosmo, what did you do?" Wanda asked.
"Well I was trying to poof a soda out of the refrigerator and…this happened," he said gesturing to the blown up refrigerator.
Wanda smiled and shook her head. Cosmo was the only fairy she knew who could blow up a refrigerator trying to get a soda. It didn't matter; she didn't mind cleaning up his messes. She waved her wand and the fridge turned to normal and a sprite appeared in his hand.
"Thanks dear," he said.
"You're welcome sweet heart," she said.
He waved at her father and sister. "Hi Big Daddy, hi Blonda." Big Daddy nodded at him and Blonda just snickered.
"Come on," Wanda said leading them upstairs.
"Tell me Wanda, how did you put up with that idiot for this long?" Blonda said.
Wanda ignored that. She showed them to their rooms. "Enjoy yourselves. I'm going to go start dinner." She flew back downstairs and ran into Cosmo once she got there. "Why did we do this?"
He ran his fingers through her hair. "Don't worry Wanda. It might not be that bad."
Things certainly were bad. Mama Cosma would constantly insult Wanda and put her down. Big Daddy constantly insulted Cosmo and intimidated him. And Blonda was constantly insulting both of them and acting like she was above everyone. The only neutral ones were Timmy and Poof. Poof because he was a baby and didn't care either way and Timmy because he loved his god parents and didn't see any reason for their families to hate their relationship.
One night Wanda went into the bathroom to shower and wash her hair. Blonda came in after her. Wanda glared at her. "Um, can I help you?"
Blonda looked in the mirror. "Ugh, your mirror is disgusting. I feel like I'm staying in a poor house."
Wanda crossed her arms. "I really wish you'd quit going on about how you're so much better than everyone because you have a lot of money. It's really getting old."
Blonda picked up Wanda's shampoo. "Ew, why do you use this?"
"It's a really good shampoo."
"You want good shampoo? Wait here." She flew to her room and brought back a purple bottle. "Use this."
Wanda took it and stared at it for a moment. "This isn't some trick is it? It's not gonna make all my hair fall out?"
Blonda rolled her eyes. "Can't a girl do something good for her pathetic sister every once in a while? It'll make your hair shinier and softer. Maybe it'll make you at least a little bit pretty for your husband."
"I'll have you know Cosmo thinks I'm gorgeous," Wanda said insulted.
"I'm pretty sure he's lying to you." She walked out of the bathroom.
The next day Wanda did feel like her hair was shinier and softer. She ran into Blonda again. "Wow, that stuff works. It's not half as pretty as me but I guess a person could only get so close to being as pretty as me."
Wanda rolled her eyes. "You're ridiculous."
"Oh please, you know your husband already thinks I'm hot. It wouldn't surprise me if he chose me over you. Not saying I'd ever want to be with him, ew."
Wanda glared at her. "He would never say that!"
"Well, let's go find out." They flew into the dining room where everyone was sitting around the table playing spades. They flew over to Cosmo who was sitting at the head of the table with Poof on his lap. "Cosmo, who's prettier, me or Wanda?"
"I think Blonda is prettier," Mama Cosma said.
Blonda smiled. "Well thank you."
Cosmo looked back and forth between them. "Why are you asking me this?"
"Just tell us. Me or Blonda. And be totally honest," Wanda said.
"Totally honest?" he confirmed.
"Yes. Don't sugar coat anything."
"Wanda's prettier. She's gorgeous. She's curvier and hotter and her pink hair brings out her eyes. Plus she doesn't wear too much make up like Blonda does and I like her natural beauty. And her nose is real."
Wanda smirked at her sister. "In your face!"
Blonda glared at her. "Who cares what he thinks?! I was still voted one of the top five hottest girls in Fairywood!" She stormed off.
Wanda sat down next to Cosmo and he handed her Poof. "So what was that all about?" Cosmo asked.
Wanda shook her head. "She's just jealous."
One night Cosmo woke up next to his beautiful woman. They were sprawled out sideways across the bed having been too tired to even get under the covers after making love. He ran his hand gently across her breasts and smiled at the thought of it. He was so glad he was with Wanda. The way she made him feel at night was incredible. They had sound proofed their room so no one would hear them screaming. If they hadn't they surely would have woken up everyone in the house.
He got up and slipped on his green robe, then flew to the bathroom. When he came out he bumped into Big Daddy. He rubbed his eyes and looked at him nervously. "Hey Mr. Big Daddy sir. What's up?"
Big Daddy narrowed his eyes at him. "You're in my way. I always get water at midnight."
"Oh," Cosmo chuckled.
"You think that's funny?"
Cosmo shook his head quickly. "No, of course not. I used to eat fruit jell-o every night before I went to bed."
"So you been sleeping with my little girl?" Big Daddy said with a menacing tone.
Of course he was but he figured if he told Big Daddy that, it would be his death. He pretended to laugh. "Ha, of course not Big Daddy. I didn't sleep with Wanda. I mean, we've never even had sex…"
"I never said anything about having sex."
Cosmo bit his tongue. Him and his big mouth. "Um, well…"
"So you were having sex with her."
"Well, um, she liked it," he said with a shrug.
Big Daddy glared at him. "Let me tell you something Cosmo. If I ever find out you've put another child in her…" he held up his fist.
Cosmo gulped nervously. "Right, of course." He flew past him and went back in to the room closing the door behind him. He knew Big Daddy didn't like him. He thought he was an idiot and wasn't good enough for Wanda. Cosmo had been trying his hardest to show him that he was a good man for Wanda, but apparently it hadn't been working. He tossed his robe off and lay down next to his wife. He put his arm around her. She opened her eyes slightly when she felt him and smiled. He smiled too and they cuddled up closer to each other, then went to sleep.