Hey guys! I just want to say one thing... GIT R DONE! Hahahaa...

... Ok fine I watched recently the Blue Collar Comedy tour, and I have to say, Larry must either be a natural at being funny, or just plain stupid.

Some people say both, I say he's a natural.

By the way, for all you Lovers of the Redneck Jokes, "If you walk your dog and you both pee on the same tree around the corner, you might be a redneck!"

Thanks for your time guys, enjoy this chapter.

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Chief pushed aside some debris as he began to dig through loose materials that had been thrown around inside during the ships landing.

More Gunfire sounded of in the distance, though much closer than it had been before. The Spartan smiled, hopefully reinforcements, but for what battle? Was the Covenant still around?

John pushed through the last bit of debris and saw the bright light of sunshine, he pulls himself out and finds himself on top of the broken frigate. He hears the sounds of gunfire and whirls around to see three creatures wielding weapons firing upon him.

Chief ducks and dodges the rounds as he makes for cover, all the while unloading rounds on the strange creatures.

He finds a piece of shredded metal from the Dawns hull to hide behind, and takes a look at the creatures. The first two had very strange appearances, both were white skinned and had strange crystals protruding from their backs, each had a tail and resembled a very theropod like stance, one wore what looked like an explosives vest, while the other wore only a vest and a strange device on it's arm. The third and final creature however was the one that actually surprised Chief the most.

It's skin was very rock like, with lava red cracks seeping from its joints, while its mouth was litter ally dripping lava as if it were drooling, and while it did have a tail, Chief could not believe that he was even having to fight such strange creatures.

"Woah ... That's not something you see every day, I'd be careful John." warned Cortana.

"Much appreciated Cortana." said the Chief as he began to open fire on the creatures which quickly dove to the side to evade the fire. Chief got back under cover and reloaded his rifle, just as one of the purple spines creatures got out of cover for a brief second.

But that second was all it needed as it released a stream of purple energy from its mouth, impacting against the Titanium-A alloy, leaving a scorch mark.

Cortana picked up on this, and said to the Chief,"John those... Creatures are able to fire concentrated bursts of energy from their mouths, we need to be careful. We dont know what damage it could do to the MJOLNIR if it got hit."

Chief nodded. The Spartan never, under any circumstances, underestimated his opponents. That never meant that he couldn't be surprised, but even then he had always been able to act and win. He wasn't going to go down now, he had to find a way back to UNSC space and back home.

Chief pulled out his M6G Magnum and came out from the cover. The monsters took his opportunity to begin firing on the Chief again, but before they could even finish their clips, the Chief used the scope of the high powered pistol to put a few bullet holes in the two purple spined creatures, two in the chest, one in the head.

The rock creature, seeing that it's two teammates were easily killed, released a roar and charged the Spartan head on.

The Spartan quickly holstered his weapon, and got ready for close combat. The rock monster struck first, lashing out with a strike with its left hand. Chief ducked under the swing, and grabbed the monster by it's foot, pulling its feet out from under it.

Before the the monster could react, John slammed down with one fist, and cracked through the rock on the OTHER side of the monsters body.

Chief pulled his hand out of the hole he had just made in the monster as it began to scream and wail in pain as lava flowed out of its wounds. The Spartan quickly pulled out his Magnum and ended the creatures life with a bullet to the head, the monster then stops all movement and the Chief moves on to scavenge what he could off the bodies.

They had very little in terms of weight and supplies and therefore this group was only a scouting party, this told him that whoever he was fighting has a good grasp of military tactics as these soldiers were lightly armored and the weapons they had were easy to hold.

Chief then moved on as Cortana presented her findings to her partner. "Chief, those creatures, oh your gonna love this, we're radiating an actual radiation signature. And the fact that they were able to release energy from their bodies means that they may have other abilities as well. I advise extreme caution when dealing with these creatures."

"Noted," replied John as he made his way to where there was more gun fire and other sounds that John didn't quite recognize. He moved over a large price of armor plating and ripped it out of the ground, wielding it like it was a blast proof shield. He then took out his assault rifle and began advancing towards where the real battle lay.

He climbed a mound of dirt and debris in order to get a better look onto the field and to help him in the cover of darkness. As he climbed he thought about what the situation was exactly. He had landed on a planet filled with monsters and other things he really didn't want to think about right now, his ship was totaled, and his only form of support was one UNSC Marine.

John shrugged as he calculated the odds, to him, numbers told a huge story of a battle. However, he and his brothers and sisters had defied insurmountable odds before, he could do it again.

As the Spartan leaned over the ridge, his eyes widened in shock.

The battle field was a wide prairie, rocks and peicrs of the ships hill were used as cover. To his left, a group of creatures of the same races as before, though some were a little more armored than the ones he saw earlier.

To his right, he saw more creatures, though these he could tell were totally different races.

And there was one in particular that he was quite surprised to find.

"Chief... there's humans over their using suppression firing to keep the enemy's heads down. At least their not stupid." stated Cortana plainly.

"I'm more inclined to know as to how are humans here in the first place." replied John as he continued looking over the battle field. As it were thee we're several other races that had been fighting alongside the humans, there were some with large spiny carapaces on their backs as well as spines trailing the tops of heir tails and a head that looked like a cross between a crocodile and a ceratopsian.

A few others were flying up high, however these were few as only four had been causing the otherwise much annoyance.

But the most notable two creatures of both sides were the two in the middle, firing at each other with both guns and their respective powers.

The right figure resemble led a black, bipedal dinosaur, with strong looking arms, thick legs, a muscular tail, three rows of tall blue spines ran the creatures length, and a vaguely mammalian head with fiery eyes was at the top.

The creature possessed enormous amounts of power, it's spines lighting up like a christmas tree, and rearing it's head like a snake ready to strike, released a brilliant beam of radioactive energy that streaked its way towards the other figure, while it still fired with a strange revolver in one hand, and a assault rifle in the other.

The other creature, dodged the beam with surprising agility, due to the fact that it looked even more ferocious and powerful than the first creature. To be frank, to the Chief it looked like someone combined a monster with a bat and a crab.

The monster had a carapace similar to those of crustaceans, with powerful arms and legs. Any more and the Chief would have suggested it was the Devil incarnate.

This creature however, relied only as his breath weapon as a attack as the two whirled around in the battle, firing their respective weapons at each other while ducking and hiding behind cover when needed.

Chief immediately made a decision, that would give him new enemies and hopefully new allies.

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Tharce blasted the ground where the Destroyan had been only earlier as his combatant quickly dodged the Atomic Blast with ease and fired a Micro Oxygen Ray at him. Tharce felt the burning sensation of the ray hit him as his skin started to disintegrate, and even though his awesome regenerative powers would knit the wound back together, it did nothing to diminish the skin peeling pain he felt.

Tharce reloaded his rifle as he strafed the Destroyan and fired multiple Atomic fireballs , all of which were either blocked or dogded.

Taking advantage of this, the Destroyan charged the mutant Saurian, and was soon upon him. Tharce tried backing up, but the Destroyan quickly grabbed his arm and threw him over his shoulder and slammed onto the ground.

CRUNCH!

Tharce cried out in pain as he realized that some of his spine on his back had been snapped and broken, feeling a wave of pain that he had originally thought impossible.

Tharce then found his self being pummeled where he lay by the Destroyan, as his opponent was not giving him a chance to recover.

Tharce suddenly felt the blows stop and heard a loud smack above him, quickly opening his eyes, instead of seeing the monstrous figure of the Destroyan, he saw a being with military green armor on going toe to toe with the pirate.

And it was winning.

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Chief had just knocked the devil creature off of the other one and already was using CQC techniques to fight the stronger combatant.

Chief ducked as the creature swung with its fist, the Chief going underneath the punch, only to have his chest grabbed by something and tossed across the battle field.

CRUNCH!

Chief slammed into a peace of the Dawns shredded hull, making an indent in the slab of Titanium-A plating. Not wasting time, Chief immediately got out of the impression in time to avoid being slammed by the creature.

"Chief, that thing is emitting some strange energy readings and a gas that is not registered on the periodic table or anything we know of. I also think you pissed it off, BIG time!" informed Cortana.

She wasn't wrong as Chief heard a unearthly screech come from the creature as it turned towards him, and charged him head on, only for the Chief to dodge again, this time firing his MA5C assault rifle.

Only a handful of bullets got passed the hard carapace of the crustacean, and those that did only seemed to make it more pissed as it charge in its rage again.

It was obvious this creature would take to long to beat through conventional means so while he jumped, dodged, and ducked, he began to formulate a plan to kill this creature for good.

A large mass crashed into the creature as it was about to charge him again, John then saw that the mass belonged to the other monster who was originally fighting the creature. The lizard like monster Was now giving the crustacean a piece of its own medicine as it was now beating the head with its own weapon.

Chief felt his shields drop, he turned to see a squad of pirates advancing on him. He opened fired on them immediately, only getting enough rounds out to kill one of the groups members before he no ammo in his weapon.

Switching to his M6G Magnum, he killed the rest off with quick and precise head shots. After that, he advanced onto the crustacean, who was currently engaged in combat with the lizard like monster. Chief jumped onto its spiny back, and before it could register the fact he was on him, John wrapped his arms around the crustacean and pulled.

There was a sickening POP, as he saw the head get ripped off the creature, and the body of said creature go limp and fall down dead.

The other monster looked at the Chief with a mix of awe and worry. Chief then tossed away the head of the monster and looked at the other creature.

He heard the creature speak and for the first time, Chief felt somewhat relieved at the fact they spoke English, where they got the language though is something he would have to find out later.

"You are a great warrior, alien. To take down a Destroyan with such ease is unheard of by many races. I must ask you stranger, what is your name?" asked the beast.

Chief tilted his head slightly. This creature was already putting his trust in him that quickly? He would never do the same as it put WAY to much risk on the line.

John cautiously walked up to the creature, who stood at least a foot higher than the Chief himself, and replied.

"I am Master Chief Petty Officer, Sierra 117. I have wounded and I need your help in clearing the area of any hostiles. If you don't mind me asking, who are you?"

The beast jumped back when John spoke in English, obviously not expecting it to speak the language. The creature then shook it's head, and replied, "I am Captian Tharce Adon, Commando 1143."

Chief immediately snapped to attention, giving the creature a surprise and some gratitude, the fact that he was showing respect to the superior Officer was evident in Tharce's face as he gave the at ease order and John returned to his normal stance. The two began reloading their weapons and getting back to the original fight a s Tharce spoke up.

"You are a great fighter, Petty Offic-"

"Chief will do just fine sir."

The saurian nodded, " Allright, Chief, are there any more surprises in you?"

"A few." replied the Chief.

"Well then, let's see what you've got soldier!" Tharce said with a grin.

Chief nodded as the two of them sprinted back to the original fight, hoping to get more answers than problems.

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There you guys have it the third chapter!

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