Thanks so much for the reviews! And by the way, to the one that said there's no Halo IV…I know that, but thanks anyway. Since it's a parody and it's TV, I make up these things. Expect more made up stuff.
The Investigation Part I.
It was the next morning and Drake and Josh were having a senior skip day so they agreed to secretly follow Megan to school to see if anything was suspicious. "This is so going to ruin my perfect attendance record," Josh whined staring at the plaque on his shelf. "Chillax man, I've got this covered. Megan does great impersonations of Mom so she's going to call the school and say that we both had to go to the dentist and get our wisdom teeth removed." Drake put his hand on Josh's shoulder. "Doesn't it sound ridiculous that we are both getting our wisdom teeth removed at the same time especially since it's supposed to be different for everyone?" "Whatever, Megan will figure it out for us. All we have to do is drive Megan to school and park our car across the street and walk in as if we're dropping her off." "What if that freaky hall monitor kid recognizes us again?" Josh asked. "I still have wounds from those kids shooting us with that stuff." "Let's just disguise ourselves as teachers, so no one will recognize us." Drake said, "And we're not going to the temple." Josh went into his closet to see if he had any suits and ties that he could wear. After he was all dressed up he turned around and said in that same accent he spoke in when pretending to be an orthodox Jew. "I'm Mr. Hickenbottom." Drake lifted an eyebrow and laughed and then he changed and looked like a cool music teacher. "I'm Mr. Parks," he said in a low voice. Then they barged into Megan's room and everyone screamed because she was still putting her shirt on. "Hello, you can knock." "I didn't know girls wear bras at your age." Josh said. "Josh, you're so stupid!" Drake said still shocked from seeing his little sister almost topless. Then Drake whispered into Josh's ear, "The last time I saw her naked was when she was five. But I guess she knew my hormones would rage, so all that changed when she turned seven and I turned eleven." "Any how, let's start. Here wear this ear piece boobs. Look for anyone who gives me a dirty look or seems suspicious. Keep an eye out for when Corey's near." Megan explained.
"Sounds simple enough." Josh said. "Now, here's my schedule so you guys know where to go and when to follow me around." She handed them a piece of paper and then notified them, "Mom made French toast so hurry up and eat and let's get going. What are your fake names again? Make sure it's not something as lame as Mr. Yakitori or Mr. Steelflax."
"Seriously Drake, you know yakitori is a type Japanese meat kabob." Josh told him. Drake sighed and said, "What do expect from me?" Josh and Megan nodded and responded in unison, "Yeah, we know." "It'd probably only take 45 seconds to explore your mind anyway," Megan giggled and walked out the door. Drake followed and told Josh, "After you, Mr. Higgenbottom." Josh smiled, "Thank you Mr. Parks." Once they were downstairs, Walter and Audrey looked at them strangely. "Why are you two wearing formal outfits?" they wondered. "Just going to uuh, join the salsa dance club." Josh hesitated. "Yeah, the salsaaaaa, what?" Drake's mouth opened. "Um, yeah, they asked that we wear formal outfits." "Well it's good that you're exploring other cultures," Walter said and went out the door. "Don't forget to pick up Megan from school!" Audrey yelled behind her and followed her husband. "Ok, now that they're gone, let me check the TV guide for today." Josh ran up to the couch and grabbed the remote and began clicking. "Ooh, a new episode of Extreme Housewives tonight!" Josh turned the TV off and went back to the kitchen.