CDCB: hello. this is for all of you who have ever listened to Stacy's Mom.

Saria (listening to my Ipod): Stacy's mom has got it going on. she's all I want and I've waited so loooong! Stacy can't you see your just not the girl for meeeeee. I know it might be wrong but...I'm in love with stacy's mom!!!!!!

CDCB: In case you didn't get that clue. This is the 1st Saria-Link chapter. I no it has been a while since the last chapter, but I have a life.

Saria: Then why do you write these??

CDCB: To support those who don't.

Saria: You are so going to get owned by your fans!!!!

CDCB (sweating nervously...unless that's weird): JK I LOVE YOU ALL!

Saria: Does not own us...or does she...nope she doesn't.

Asking Saria Out

Link was excited to go to his old house. He had just won a cow from Malon and was eager to check it out. He absolutly ah-dored the forest. It was always so bright and green and fresh and...

Link: Ah-choooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

And allergy triggering too!

Link: this is a pretty sweet cow!

Cow: would you like a bottle full of milk?

Link: Thanx...but I'm good.

Cow: Kay!

Link all of a sudden got bored with the cow.

Link: Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Link decided to go to the Lost Woods. He was in desperate need of an adventure. The familliar "Duh, duh, duh," sound swept over him and gave him a warm feeling inside. It meant Saria was in the woods. Link travelled to the Sacred Forest Meadow. All off a sudden a Wolfo popped out of the grass. OMG!

Link: OMG it is a Wolfo!

The Wolfo stared at Link with its red eyes and opened his mouth to speak.

Wolfo: I'll give you 5 ruppees to leave me alone!

Link: 4

Wolfo: 6 and I won't give you a ruppee more.

Link: Ahhhh...fine! Deal!

The Wolfo gave Link the 6 ruppees and ran away to attack the Stalfo/Dog things that replaced the Mad Scubs that either died or moved to Temina.

Link: Sweeeeeeeeeeeet

Saria: Link what are you doing here?

Link: I came to...errrr...see you?

Saria: Awwwwwwwww! I ah-dore it when you lie.

Link: I was just wondering if you have a boyfriend?

Saria: Yeah...but I could dump him, it's only Mido.

Link: Cool. I don't have a girlfriend by the way...

Saria: Reallly...

Link: NOPE!

Saria: Do you want to come see the SKULL KIDZ tonight at the hall were the mask contest takes place?

Link: SKULL KIDZ

Saria: Yea, you know he girl with the pigtails and green headband who was in here a lot.

Link: yea

Saria: She's the bass gutairist.

Link: Kay!

Saria: Come to my place at 7:00

Link: Kay!

Saria: see ya.

Link: Byeeeeeeeee

CDCB: Short, but I was desperate to put this up.

Saria: What? You don't like me?

CDCB: Well, your my favourite Kokori

Saria: Are you being racist?

CDCB: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by the here is the next Saria Chapter coming soon to a computer near you.

I really can't say much, but it involves a wooden concert hall, wooden Dekus, and Fire Arrows.

Link: Oops...