The Real World

Chapter 4: Proper Punishment

Disclaimer: I do not own Minecraft or the Mobtalker mod.

Author's Note: Okay so just prepare for impending doom- or rather, impending dialogue.

'OH MY GOD! WHY AM I ON TOP OF ANDR!?' Was the first thought that came to mind when I woke up.

I quickly tried to get off, but she was holding me. How I even got on top of her in the first place, was unclear. All I knew, was that I had to get off before she woke up. I tried to push her arms away, but the result to that was Andr holding me tighter.

Then a crazy idea came to mind. 'Maybe if I'm fast enough, I can just rush out of the bed. She'll wake up, but not notice that I was on top of her.'

Let me tell you, that was the worst decision I have made in my entire life. So I started up my plan, you know getting in position. It was tricky, but after a while I managed to roll over a little. As I was mentally preparing myself for my insane plan, Andr stirred. Luckily for me, she didn't wake up. I then started my plan, trying to squirm out of Andr's arms. My amazing plan instantly failed. Turns out Andr's a lot stronger than she looks.

And then she woke up.

With me on top of her.

Wiggling around on top of her.

While she was holding me.

I paled at the sight of her face. She was red, not only out of embarrasment, but also out of anger.

"Why are you on top of me?" It was more of a statement than a question.

I didn't answer.

"Jay."

"Yes"

"Why. Are. You. On. Top. Of. Me."

"...I don't know." I know, I know. Worst answer ever. But what was I supposed to say.

"Then what did you think you were doing?" Andr was terrifyingly calm whilst saying this.

I, of course, didn't know how to answer to this. 'Oh I was just trying to get out of your death grip, so I considered jerking around on your body to be the best option.'

So that was exectly what I said.

To my surprise, she wasn't mad. Well she was definitly angry, but not as much as I expected her to be. She was more... Surprised. You know, because I didn't just wake her up like a normal human being.

"I still don't understand why you were on top of me in the first place." Andr said.

"I probably just rolled around in my sleep.."

"Since you woke me up, I deserve a yummy breakfast made by you."

"Sure Andr."

When we walked into the living room, I remembered Kai and Cupa going back to Kai's house. This saved some humiliation, even if it was just temporary.

"So, almighty chef Jay, what will you be making for breakfast?" It seemed Andr was back to her usual self. Or something close to that.

"I was thinking about pancakes, but I don't have those so it'll just be cereal. Sorry."

"Well I'm sure cereal is just as good as pancakes, you promised me a yummy breakfast after all." Well shit. I didn't have a 'yummy breakfast' right now.

"Andr?"

"Hm?"

"I know I kind of have to give something tasty, but I don't have anything special right now."

"This cereal you are talking about isn't a yummy breakfast then?"

"It's not bad, just, kind of normal."

"I shall think of a proper punishment for your crime."

We were peacefully eating our cereal when Andr suddenly gasped. She still had food in her mouth, so she went into a coughing fit after the gasp.

When she was done coughing, she said: "I have reached a conclusion on you punishment."

"Oh yeah?"

"Yes that's why I said it."

"Oh. So what's the 'punishment'."

"You are going to spend you entire day with me alone."

"...Seriously?"

"Yes."

"That doesn't really sound like a punishment."

"Trust me, you will regret saying that." When Andr said this, I was already regretting my words.

I still didn't know what was going to happen today, but I was sure it wasn't going to be that bad.

"Andr are you going to tell me what we're doing today?"

"Maybe."

"Is that a yes or a no?"

"That's a maybe." I mentally facepalmed.

"Please tell me Andr?"

"Okay." 'Oh that was quite eas-'

"But."

"But what Andr?"

"You'll have to ask nicely first." This time my palm actually connected with my face.

"Alright. Andr, would you please be so kind as to tell me what we are going to do today?"

"Maybe if you asked even nicer."

I groaned. "Oh charming Andr, it would be an honor for me to hear the punishment you have find fit for my wrongdoings."

"Meh, good enough." FINALLY.

"So what is it?"

"Well I was thinking about you showing me around this place."

"As you wish, all-powerful Andr."

"Keep speaking like that and I'll rip your spine out."

"Yes Andr." I spoke quickly, as I gulped.

"Don't gulp, I'm not that scary."

"I'll try."

We walked out the front door and I instantly bump into Kai.

"Hey Kai."

"Hey. Why do you sound scared right now?"

"Kinda supposed to stay with Andr alone right now, but she's searching for her coat so we have a little bit of time."

"Okay. Question one: Why do you have to be alone with Andr?" I felt my face heat up.

"Nothing."

"Then why are you blushing so bad right now."

"Let's just say an accident happened alright."

"What kind of accident?"

"Not one you'll have to worry about." I answered a little too quickly.

Kai was eying me suspiciously when I heard Andr coming. I think Kai also did, because he hid behind a bush before she arrived.

"Ready to show me around Jay?"

"Of course I am. I'm ready for everything."

As we walked away I sneakily looked over my shoulder and waved to Kai.

"Sooo Andr, what do you want to see?"

"Everything."

"Let me ask it in a different way: Where do you want to start?"

"Doesn't matter, as long as we go to the park last."

"How do you know there's a park?"

"We walked past it when we were going to the mall."

"That makes sense I guess. Then we'll start at the mall and work from there."

"Alright, but you don't have to show me the mall since we've already been there."

"Yeah I got that."

So we went to look at the school, we only looked at the building from the outside since school's still closed. After that we went to the museum, not sure what she thought of earth history and the other museum-y things, but she didn't say anything if she didn't like it. When we were done at the museum I showed her where and what the hospital is, and for her own safety I also explained what the police is and does and what you have to do when you need them.

"So that's basicly everything."

"You sure?"

"Yeah."

"Then you should really go outside more often."

"Wha-?"

"We still have to go to the park you idiot!" It didn't really sound like she meant the insult, but it still hurt.

"O-Of course! I knew that!" I managed to get out. She smiled really cutely. WHEN I SAY THAT I MEAN IT LOOKED REALLY CUTE ALRIGHT.

"Get to walking then."

Andr and I walked through the park until we spotted a bench near the pond.

"Why did you want to go here last Andr?"

She seemed to be considering the answer. I was waiting patiently when she decided on her answer.

"I wanted to ask you something."

"Sure. What's the question?"

"Jay?" She said while slightly biting her lip.

"Yes?"

"Do you.."

She seemed to reconsider her question.

"Do you like me?"

Author's Note:

I know it has been a while but I can explain. There was a... a.. uh.. Yeah I have nothing. Sorry for the wait lol. Also, I know the chapter's kinda short, but I really wanted to get it out this month lol. As you can see you know the thingy instead of writing everything in one thing I seperated it? Yeah I don't know what to call that, but I put a poll on my profile sooooo vote on it.

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