THE SITH ACADEMY
I woke up to a banging on my door. Bloody Hell that's loud! I winced when the banging became even louder. God what the Hell did I drink last night? That shit must have been strong! This is the worst hangover I have ever nursed. All of a sudden all the memories came flooding back. "Hurry up acolyte! The overseers will not be please if you are late." Acolyte? As in sith acolyte? Overseers, like Tremel? What the fuck is going on? "Are you up yet acolyte?" the voice said. I could hear the impatience in his voice.
"Go shove your lightsaber up your ass or I'll do it for you." I growled. I was usually bitchy when I was woken up by other people, that and I was as scared as Hell.
"What did you say to me?" the voice asked surprise mixed with anger.
"Are you deaf as you are stupid? Well color me surprise." I replied sarcastically. I know not smart, but I was feeling adventuress. Any ways this is just a dream. I tried to calm myself. Then, my door burst open showing a very angry overseer. Oh shit he came over and bitch slapped me. H- Holy shit that hurt like a motherfucker. Fuck! I'm not dreaming this is for real!
"I will personally gut you myself if you don't start showing respect. Got it?" he threaten. You'll have to catch me first. I nodded quickly not trusting myself to speak, afraid I'd start laughing. Satisfied he told me to get dressed and go outside. Finally, I noticed that Annette and Zoë hadn't come out. Looking around for them I didn't see them at all. Where are they? Shaking my head thinking I would find them outside I went to go change. When I went to look for clothes I notice my favorite black jeans (personally padded), black tank top, combat boots, and I also saw my IPhone 5. Awesome and it's fully charge! I quickly turned it on and I didn't have internet figures, but I had reception. I could barely contain my excitement as I looked around to see if anyone was around. Not seeing anyone I texted Zoë
Where r u? Immediately I got a reply.
Typhon u? Typhon shit I'm on Korriban.
I'm on Korriban
Fuck me running! Is Anns with u?
No I thought she was with you
Shit mom's going to skin us alive if she knew we lost her
If we ever get home
Oh I forgot. What should we do?
I don't know
I've got to go love u Z
Lov text or call u later
Great I've lost my little sister and I learned my other sister is on another planet. Why me? Hold on if Zoë has her phone why not Ann?
Ann where r u?
Ace? Is that u?
No dip Sherlock
Now there's no need to be snappish
Whatever J now where r u?
Hutta u? damnit
Korriban and Z's on Typhon
Wait you're a sith?
Looks like it
Wow I understand Z's being a Jedi, but I would have thought you would have been a smuggler
I know. Wait you're a bounty hunter
Yup that means Torian J
Well looks like you get a chance to become Mrs.
Huh, but you're stuck with Quinn that traitor what r u going to do? Huh I didn't realize till now.
I'll cross that bridge when I get to it
Alright be careful love u
Love u 2 don't get killed
Me? Never I'm always careful
Those poor people J
Shut it now go do whatever sith do
Kay K.I.T
Ditto
Fuck me what am I going to do? Shaking my head I grabbed my training blade and walked out into the blazing heat.