Disclaimer – Once again I do not own anyone from the Naruto universe although it would be nice if I did.
Special thanks to both Mischa Rowe and river of the sand, two awesome writers who keep me motivated. Sorry this chapter was so short.
Guy made it down the street to the Dango shop. As he was walking by, Anko stepped out and almost ran into Guy. "Hey watch it!" she called out annoyed that she had almost dropped her dumplings. "Oh hey Anko, I didn't see you there. Yet now that we are together I wanted to ask you …" he started but she interrupted him "no ain't got the time!" Anko said and started to walk away.
"Well let me finish" Guy called out as Anko kept walking. Slipping in behind Guy was Tsunade and Shizune who were arguing about drinking too much. Tsunade insisted that she had not had too much but Shizune begged to differ and insisted that some dango and maybe some tea would help her sober up.
Guy continued calling to Anko. "I just wish for you to teach me intercourse, if you know how that works!" Guy was very pleasant with his request and full of smiles. Anko turned hearing what he said and pulled the now empty stick out of her mouth. "For you? Never! This is not going to happen so get it out of your thick pea brained head" she told him tossing the stick so that it stuck in his extended thumb. She then walked away with a mean sounding laugh.
Guy called out in pain as he pulled the dango stick from his thumb. As he did that Iruka and Yamato walked around the corner, laughing together after some joke Iruka had said. Noticing them, Guy called out "Ah Iruka and Yamato may I have a word with you?" he asked.
The two stopped right next to the dango shop. "What is it Guy?" Iruka spoke in a kindhearted tone. Yamato just looked at him. "I am a little embarrassed to say this but I seem to have forgotten an art and I was wondering if you happened to know it and could teach this to me again" Guy asked in a low tone.
Iruka looked at Guy "Well it would be an honor to help you," he said. Yamato nodded as he spoke "if I can assist you I will do what I can" he assured him. Guy smiled once more. "That is fantastic, I will be fighting with the power of youth once more, so do any of you know of intercourse?" Guy asked.
Iruka's mouth dropped open at this and Yamato stood speechless in front of him. "D…d...did you just say?" Iruka stuttered. "That's right I asked if either of you could teach me intercourse" Guy spoke proudly. Yamato wanted to do the fear face but knew it wouldn't work on Guy like it does Naruto and so another plan needed to be made quick to get them away from Guy.
Iruka didn't know what to say all he could manage to do was stutter and stammer. He had taught class on sex education but he never thought in a million years he would be standing in front of Might Guy who was asking about sex. Finally, a plan had come into Yamato's mind. "Well Guy, we would love to teach this to you but the training takes hours and we are short on time. Maybe we can some other time. Sadly at the moment we are pressed for time and need to get back to the academy" He told Guy as he pulled Iruka away. With a chuckle, Guy smiled and a laugh as he spoke "Well you can't keep those kids waiting, the power of youth is our future so run and teach them well. I will find someone else," he told the two jonin as they rushed off. He himself walked off in the other direction.
Tsunade was standing in the building but right behind the thin wall and could hear the entire conversation, with not only Yamato and Iruka but she had also heard Anko and Guy talk. She was beside herself as she grabbed a stick of dumplings and finished them rather quickly. "Shizune! I am going to the bar and I will not be back for the rest of the day, you have the day off so DON'T find me till tomorrow!" Tsunade told her and stormed off in the direction of the bar.
Lee was starting to lose hope as he walked for over an hour looking for someone that could teach him this special technique but than a familiar voice called out to him. "Hey Bushy brow, wanna train with us?" Naruto called out. "I can always use some competition," he added. "What my weapons are not enough competition for you?" Tenten called out angry. "Well no, that's not what I mean" he said in defense. "Oh they are not! Try this!" she told him and tossed a large spiked ball at his head. Naruto managed to dodge. Lee watched this and laughed. "I would be careful Naruto, Tenten takes her weapons training very seriously," he warned. "I know!" Naruto cried dodging another series of weapons.
Lee looked at them. "Well, I don't have time to train with you today. Guy Sensei gave me a special task so unless you know intercourse I must be on my way!" Lee told them.
Tenten missed most of the conversation only hearing special task. "Why doesn't Guy sensei ever send me on special tasks?" she wondered aloud. Naruto took advantage of this moment to relax now that she was distracted. "What is it you need to learn?" Naruto asked his friend.
"Naruto, do you happen to know about intercourse?" Lee asked him. Naruto stood folding his arms behind his neck. "Well sure I do, I learned a lot with purvey sage during my training and his research," Naruto told him. "This is wonderful news Naruto! I wish for you to be my partner and train me in the ways of intercourse!" Lee told him with a smile forming on his face as he went to embrace Naruto.
"WH.. WHAT!" Naruto called out in a panic as he covered his butt and fell to the ground in a sitting position. "NA NA NO WAY!" He called out in the same panic. "But Naruto you must, there is no other one better who can teach me!" Lee called. Naruto crawled away at a fast pace "NO WAY LEE I DON'T GO THAT WAY ST-STAY AWAY!" he called as he rushed out of the area as fast as he could do.
Both Lee and Tenten watched confused at what had just happened. "Great Lee you just chased off my training partner!" she told him annoyed. Hearing Tenten speak, Lee than, turned to her. "How about you Tenten, will you teach me intercourse?" he asked her. Tenten turned pink in the cheeks as her mouth opened wide. It set in what Lee was asking and that pink color turned to red and spread to her entire face. "LEE! How dare you ask me that! What kind of perverted thoughts are going through your head! I don't want to teach you anything and I don't even want to look at you!" Tenten said as she slapped him and stormed off in the other direction.
Lee rubbed his face as he watched her go. He didn't understand why nobody wanted to teach him a technique and he understood less, why everyone acted the way they were when he asked a simple question. He lowered his head and walked in the direction of the barbeque restaurant. "Maybe I can get lucky at Yakiniku Q" he said as he hoped to find someone that could help him there.