Update~! Trying to get this done before 2014. I am mad. O^O

Soo~ Saso's been revealed to be a fuckin' psycho.

Yerp.

I wonder what will happen next~

I hope you enjoy this chappie, please review, my lovelies~! :3

Deidara's POV

"Did you hear about that man...?" A woman asked me in a quiet voice. Me and Danna stopped by a local clothes shop, as I needed a new pair of hiking boots. I shook my head in reply, waiting for her to go on. "He slipped and fell whilst on some hill...Did you not hear about that?"
I gasped, turning my head towards Danna, who was biting his lip. "No..." I shook my head, frowning. "Did he hurt himself, un...?"
"Head smashed like a pumpkin, died instantly." The woman replied, pursing her lips in sadness.

"That's why I'd never have stone flooring." Sasori piped up. "...Though I do love that French farmhouse look." I glared at Danna for being so disrespectful. Then again, the red-head was probably being serious.
"I-it's terrible when things like that happen..." I said, blocking Danna off from saying anything else.
"They can't find his dog..." The woman replied, still maintaining the quiet voice.
"Well..." Sasori sighed. "He probably committed suicide. Dogs would do that." I watched as the red-head shuffled over to some shoes, obviously wanting to end the conversation.

After coming out of the shop, me and Danna were sat in the car, just generally making out, as you do. I moaned as the red-head caressed the back of my head, deepening the kiss. I wrapped my arms around the smaller male, pulling him closer.
"Dei..." I red-head chuckled, slowly pulling away from the kiss. I pouted at the red-head, wanting more. "If you pull me any closer, we'd become one person."
I grinned. "Or we'd just be having intercourse, un." Sasori chuckled at that, leaning in again. In seconds, our lips had connected, and the kiss was just as deep as before. I smiled against Sasori's lips, tugging at his shirt.

Just as we were about to take things further, Obito let out a bark from the back. Me and Sasori immediately pulled away, staring at the dog with looks of confusion. "Danna...?" I asked, turning towards the red-head. "D-Do you think...?". Sasori nodded in reply.

"Obito..We've got some sad news." I frowned, leaning on the back of the seat. "About your father, un. He's dead...". I then grinned, opening the glove box. Sasori gave me a weird look as I pulled Tobi's old collar out. "So we're your new parents!" I chuckled, putting the collar around the dog's neck.

Later that day, me and Danna were walking through a field with "Tobi", admiring a heritage sight. "Danna?" I asked the red-head, entwining our fingers together. "Do you think Tobi had something to do with Sasuke's death, un?".
Sasori smirked slightly, letting out a chuckle. "I wouldn't be surprised."
"Do you think he pushed him? He was an abused dog, forced to mediate and all..."
"There might be blood on the paws of Tobi, but it was probably pure smugness that killed the guy, I can tell you that." Sasori replied, holding up his new camera to take a picture.
"And Sakura seemed frigid." I added with a smirk.

"Who's this chap?" An old man smiled, stroking Tobi. I smiled as the nice man checked Tobi's collar, announcing the dog's name to his wife. The old woman smiled, pointing towards their little dog.
"This is Madara." She smiled.
I giggled, petting the dog. "Say hello to Madara, Tobi~" I smiled. The dogs looked at each other shyly, slowly approaching each other. "Aw, they love each other, un!"
The old lady chuckled. "Well, they're a bit shy..."
"But it's often like that when it comes to love..." I stated, smiling warmly at Sasori. "Like you and me when we met, un...".

"D-Danna!" I cried, wrapping my legs around the red-head's waist, pulling him further inside me. "D-Don't stop, un!". Sasori let out another moan, burying his face into my neck as he continued to thrust, quickening his pace. I closed my eyes tightly as the smaller male mumbled my name, his thrusts now becoming much harder. "M-More!" I demanded, earning a grunt from the red-head.

I slowly turned my head as my phone began to ring; Mum. "Ignore her..." Sasori mumbled, hearing the ringtone. I nodded, shakily pressing the "hang up" button, before letting out another loud moan as the red-head hit my prostate.
"D-Danna!" I cried again, getting closer and closer to my release.

After a few more minutes, we came together, and Sasori immediately collapsed, panting heavily. "I-I love you, Deidara..." He whispered, being pulled into my embrace.
"I love you too, Sasori..." I smiled, kissing his head.

We layed like that for a few more minutes, and I wrapped my arms around the red-head, who was nearly asleep. I smiled as I lightly kissed his pale shoulder, pulling the covers over us both. It was then that I heard a quiet voice.

"U-Un...?" I frowned, eventually realizing that the voice was coming from my phone.

I paled.

I had accidentally picked up.

"I-It's not what it seems, un!" I cried, quickly hanging up, now extremely red in the face. To make things worse, Tobi had been watching us the whole time.

Shit.

Sitting on the bed, I smiled as I watched the red-head cooking my favourite pasta, once again. After a while, I found myself going through the pictures taken on the new camera. "Tobi..." I smiled, looking at the pictures of the hyperactive dog playing in the field. Flipping through, I noticed a few pictures which were a lot more explicit, of me and Sasori.

"Danna, these are a bit saucy, un..." I grinned, continuing to flip through them. The red-head smiled slightly, continuing to stir the pasta. I then came to another picture, with a weird looking thing on. I then realized what it was, and paled.

...

...

"Danna." I calmly stated, blinking at the red-head. Sasori hummed in reply, not really paying attention. "Correct me if I'm wrong, un..." I began, feeling anger well up inside me. "...But neither of us have fucking vaginas!"

Sasori snapped his head towards me, staring at me with wide eyes. "W-What...?"
"I don't think Sakura's frigid anymore, un!" I screamed, showing the pictures to him. "In fact she looks like a very happy fucking girl!"
"Deidara, no-

I growled, continuing to flip through the pictures. "No surprise though, especially when you look at...S-Sasuke...?"
Sasori laughed nervously. "T-That's not Sasuke...T-That's...Me!"
"H-Have you been fucking Sasuke and Sakura...?" I whimpered, tearing up.

Sasori sighed, pulling me into a hug. "Deidara, what are you talking about...?" I sobbed pathetically into his shoulder, before pulling away, continuing to flip. "A-Are you fucking Sakura?"
"No!"
"Are you fucking both of them, un?"
"No!"
"When were you at a wedding with Sasuke and Sakura, Sasori?"
"What...?"

I bit my lip, frowning at the picture of the couple kidding at a wedding ceremony. I wiped my tears, coming to a picture of a man, who's head had been smashed up.

Sasuke.

"W-What is this...?" I whimpered, showing the picture to Sasori. "D-Danna, did you kill Sasuke?"
The red-head looked slightly taken-aback and began stuttering, going rather red. "W-Well, I...Um..." He continued mumbling, before staring at me. "Y-Yeah."
"W-Why'd you do that...?" I whispered, staring at him with wide eyes.
"I-I didn't mean to; It was just an accident..." He confessed, looking down.
"Danna..." I sighed. "Y-You can't do things like that, un..."
The red-head looked up, glaring. "Yeah? Well I did it for you!"

I blinked as Sasori stormed out of the caravan, driving off in the car.

Sasori's POV

I stared down at my glass of wine in frustration. Why the hell didn't I go through those pictures? None of this would have happened. Here I was, sitting in some unhygienic pub, listening to some lousy news report.

"Police think Sasuke Uchiha may have killed himself due to extreme financial pressures." Huh. So I helped the guy.

I jumped as I felt a hand on my shoulder, and turned my head to face the old man from earlier that day.
"Hello!" He smiled, sitting by me with his beer. "No boyfriend?"
"Ah, no..." I replied, sipping my wine. "He's taking a nap."
"Oh, the same with Jean." He chuckled. "We were both discussing what a lovely couple we both thought you were actually."
"Really?" I chuckled. "That's nice of you...I really do love him."

I really love him.

Deidara's POV

"Dannaaaaa!" I wailed, serving up the burnt pasta. I had tried to cook. "Dannaaaa, come baaaaack!"

I had been sobbing to myself for the past few hours, moping around the lonely little caravan. I wondered if I had left a trail of jelly babies from up the road, Danna would come back. The red-head loved jelly babies.

I smiled to myself at the thought of my jelly baby-loving Danna. However, not long after that I continued to sob, realizing that he may never come back. "Dannaaaaaa!" I continued to wail, pouring two glasses of wine for each of us, spilling half of it on the table.

Later that night, I was still sat outside at the table, a grumpy expression on my face, different to my previous sad one. Sasori still hadn't come back, and I started having doubts that he would never return.

Suddenly, a car turned up. I recognized the man driving the car, as the nice old man from earlier. The man chuckled as he pulled a very drunk-looking Sasori from the car, dragging the red-head over to me.
"I think this one's had a bit too many..." He smiled, making sure the red-head could stand. I raised an eyebrow at Sasori, who was currently speaking some kind of gibberish.
"Thanks for dropping him off, un..." I mumbled, watching the man drive away.

I blinked at Sasori, who looked like a complete wreck. "Danna." I glared, staring at the red-head with a sharp look.
"Nn...?" He asked, immediately sobering up as he saw my angry expression. "D-Dei...?"

"I-I thought you had gone, un!" I broke down, pulling his small frame into a tight hug.

Daww~! Well, there's the second chapter~ :3 Dei-Dei now knows that Saso-kins is a murderer, oh joy~! Naw, things will get a lot more interesting later, trust me. And even better, you wont have to wait, as I'm trying to write this all now. 8D

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