Cruise of a Life Time
Written by BananasRgood4u
♥ Dedicated to all lovers of Naruto!!! ♥
Summary: Set sail with Naruto, Sakura + Sasuke with the rest of the gang on an awesome cruise to a small tropical island. Where mysteries, fun+ adventures await!
Disclaimer:
Me: I'm back with my 'ImagonnaupdateassoonasIcan-no-justu'!
Hinata: What is that?
Me: It is a secret jutsu that only I can master.
Hinata: Amazing…
Kiba: WTF?
Shino: …
Akamaru: ARF ARF!
Me: That's right. Akamaru you're such a good dog… Let's do the disclaimer people!
Shino: So, you can understand what Akamaru says… How strange…
Me: Not at all…
Hinata???
Me: Hit it Akamaru!
Akamaru: ARF ARF ARF ARFFFF!!!!
Kiba: He says that BananasRgood4u doesn't own any of the Naruto characters and that…
Me: K-I-S-H-I-M-O-T-O does!!! WOOO!
Hinata: I don't get it...
Chapter 4: The return of narutard
The supposed heiress of the Hyuga clan fiddled with her fingers as she waited patiently at the Ichiraku Ramen bar. She waited there for a few minutes until two people came into view.
"What are you doing here, Hinata-chan?" A boy with mysterious sunglasses asked her
"Are you waiting for someone? Our going on a date?" A boy with dark brown spiky hair asked
The ninja known as Hinata blushed as she looked down at the ground.
"I'll take that as a yes." The dog-boy smirked
There was an uncomfortable silence between the team members, each of them fostering different thoughts that were completly irrevelant to what they were talking about before hand.
'Where are you Naruto-kun? Naruto-kun... Naruto-kun. I don't get it.'
'Dogs are nice and furry. 'Kibas' are nice and dog-like.'
'Bugs are…my trump cards. They are precious to me… Mwuah!'
'ARF ARF ARF ARF!!!'
The silence was broken when a loud-mouthed ninja appeared out of no where with a pink haired ninja following him.
"HELP!" Naruto yelped
'By accident', Kiba stuck his foot out and it so happened that the clumsy ninja tripped on it.
"YOU KNUCKLEHEADED LOSER! You thought you could get away from me?!" Sakura harrased
"Hehehe… What are you talking about, Sakura-chan? I mean, why would I run from you?" Naruto laughed nervously
"I don't know… You're such a narutard?!" The emerald-eyed teenager frowned
"I think you misunderstood…"
Then, their 'conversation' was interrupted by a weak cough. Right away, Naruto came to Hinata's aid.
"Are you okay, Hinata-chan? You shouldn't be standing here in the middle of the afternoon… You could get sick." Naruto softly patted her back
"Maybe she wouldn't be waiting outside in the cold, if she hadn't been waiting for a certain someone to eat ramen." The dog-boy suggested
"Hmm… Well whoever that person is, tell them to come earlier so that you don't catch a cold."
"What Kiba means to say is that you should have been here earlier, so that Hinata-chan wouldn't have to wait outside all by herself." Shino coughed
"ME?!" Naruto looked at Shino in surprise
"I don't like repeating myself twice…" The bug-man wiggled his sunglasses
"Oh…"
"OH DOESN'T CUT IT!" Sakura roared, "You owe Hinata-chan an apology."
"Sorry Hinata-chan… I didn't mean to make you wait so long…" The idiot scratched his head in a dorky manner
"It's okay, Naruto-kun-"
"To make it up to you, I want to invite you and your teammates on a cruise with us, Team 7."
"It's really not ne-"
"We'd love to take your invitation into consideration!" Kiba slightly hummed
"But-"
"Ah ah! No more! We shall accept his act of kindness."
Shino sighed while Hinata coughed some more.
"Now look what you've gone and done!" The pissed off teenager exclaimed
"WHAT?" Naruto wailed as Sakura slapped the back of his head
"Do you even have enough money to pay for them? Did you even take into consideration what their parents have to say? THINK BEFORE YOU ACT!"
The shy girl started, "Well-"
"Maybe if you stop hitting me, I could come up with something…" The blonde complained
"EXCUSE ME?!" Sakura gasped
The teenager slowly approached Naruto in a deadly manner. She pretended that she had an invisible knife in one hand and some scotch tape in the other.
"I mean… I was-"
Before Naruto finished what he was saying, Sakura beat him up to a pulp with her invisible knife and her mighty roar of destruction.
"Umm… If you want, I could pay for my team…" Hinata silently whispered
Suddenly, Naruto came back from the dead and exclaimed, "HALLELUJAH! It's a miracle!"
"What kind of man are you?" Kiba randomly asked
"Hmm?"
"Nothing…" Kiba sighed as he pet his doggy, Akamaru
"Sakura-chan? Are you okay?" Hinata asked softly
Naruto looked at Sakura and noticed that there was a black aura surrounding her. He took a step closer to observe his teammate. Bad mistake!
"NARUTO! YOUR'RE SUCH A RETARD! NO WONDER YOU'RE SUCH A LOSER!"
"Hey, don't be like that Sakura-chan…" Naruto slowly backed off
"…"
"…"
"Naruto-kun? Are you okay?"
"Don't worry. He'll be fine in a few hours."
A/N:
Naruto: How come I always get beaten up by Sakura-chan? Why not Sasuke-teme?
Me: Ask Sakura-chan…
Sakura: Because you're a Narutard
Naruto: AM NOT
Sakura: ARE TOO
Naruto: AM NOT
Sakura: ARE TOO
Naruto: AM NOT
Sakura: ARE TOO
Me: AM NOT
Naruto: ARE TOO
Hinata: I'm confused…
Kiba: -.-;
Shino: Let's get out of here.
Kiba: Don't tell me what to do!
Akamaru: Arf arf arf! (Keep the peace people. Peace)
Kiba: Be quiet Akamaru
Akamaru: -whimpers- arf arf arf (How come I didn't get to do anything in this chapter)
Me: Iiiiiiiiiii Doooon't knooooooooow
Hinata: What are you doing?
Me: Speaking whale!
Kiba: Akamaru is a dog…
Me: SHHHH!!! Cya next chapter featuring the cookie monster and his siblings.