Chapter 4. Enjoy. ^_^
Oh, there's a (corny) smutty adult scene in the beginning. :3
It was late at night when Ed walked into Roy's office.
"What brings you here Edward?" asked the Colonel. He called him Edward when the two were alone.
"Just thought I entertain you a bit. You're always stressed at work." said Ed with his usual smile.
Ed's red coat fell to the floor, and the boy approached his superior with a light blush on his face. He leaned in front of Roy, who was sitting in his chair.
Ed unzipped the Colonel's pants and worked his way around the boxers. He then started to lick and suck at Roy's member.
"Nku..." Ed whispered as he continued to suck.
Ed continued this action for quite some time.
Roy's hand trembled slightly and clenched the arm of the chair tightly as he came into his subordinate's mouth.
"Guh..." Ed swallowed the liquid, but some missed and ran down his mouth.
"Good boy. You've gotten good at this." Roy complimented with a smirk.
"Shut up bastard." Ed replied as he wiped his mouth. "Anyway, I'm going back to my room. I told Al I would visit you for a bit, since you're still working."
Ed bent down to pick up his coat. Roy got up and grabbed Ed from behind, his hand landing on Ed's crotch.
"What are you doing?" Ed stammered as he blushed.
Roy grabbed Ed's arm and pinned him to the desk.
Roy leaned over Ed. Roy undid the belt buckle and unbuttoned the pants. He slipped his hand inside Ed's boxers.
"Ahh... Uh... Roy..." moaned Ed. He blushed and tilted his head to the right.
Roy tugged off Ed's boots. In a swift motion, he pulled off the black pants and boxers. Roy grabbed Ed's member with his left hand and pumped slightly. Using his right hand, he teased the entrance with his fingers.
"Mmm...Nck...Uh..." Ed moaned again as his blush deepened. He put his hand over his mouth, even though no one else could hear them. "Ah...Colonel..."
Roy smiled. Ed's legs bent and Roy settle in between his legs. Roy continued to pump his member.
"Hah! Ah! Ahh!" Edward exclaimed a little later as he came, spilling the liquid onto the Colonel's hand.
Ed leaned over onto his side, panting with a blush on his face. Roy lightly kissed Ed's human kneecap and removed the glove on his right hand. He grabbed a bottle of lube from his pocket and put some on his fingers.
"Colo... !"
Ed gasped as he felt something enter him.
"Ack! Colonel! What the hell are you doing?" Ed exclaimed as he looked down with a blush.
"What? It's moist. It's not that painful is it?" asked Roy.
"Ahhh!"
Roy added another finger and pumped in and out.
"Ngh..Ahh!" Ed yelled as he threw his head back.
Roy stopped and pulled his fingers out. Ed's eyes were cloudy as Roy gently turned him over, leaning over him. Ed lied his head down and rested.
"My finger is just the start you know. Did you think I'd stop there, FullMetal?" commented Roy.
"A-ass! Don't say stupid things!" replied Ed.
Roy reached down to Ed's member. "You're still hard huh? Are you excited because it's not over?"
Roy then threw off his boxers and entered Ed.
"Urk..."
"That's all of it." said Roy.
"It hurts..." whispered Ed.
Roy leaned down and ran kisses down the boy's neck. He started to suck on one sensitive spot, leaving a hickey. "Make sure you can 'get up' when we're finished alright Ed?"
"NOOOOO!" yelled Ed as he sat up quickly.
KLANK! The sound of Ed's head colliding with metal rang throughout the tiny room.
"Owwww!" Ed whined as he held his painful head.
"What was that for, Nii-san? I was just telling you to 'get up'." asked Al.
Ed looked at Al. "Oh. Sorry about that Al, you surprised me." Ed apologized.
Ed felt something wet between his legs and blushed. 'Oh great. I'm turned on by a wet dream I had with Roy...in my male body.' Ed thought to himself.
"Something the matter Nii-san?" asked Al, noticing the blush.
"Er...it's nothing. I'm gonna shower real quick." said Ed as he grabbed some fresh clothes and headed to the bathroom.
"M-Mustang, you bastard. It...it's the middle of the day. Ngh...ahh..." Ed tried to complain as he moaned.
Ed and Roy were alone in the Colonel's office. Roy had decided to take a little break from his paperwork and attack Ed's neck.
Ed leaned down further into the comfy couch. "Ah...ah..."
"FullMetal..." Roy whispered as he went to attack other parts of Ed's neck.
Roy slipped one hand underneath Ed's shirt. The way Roy's hand glided softly over the skin made Ed shiver. While doing this, Roy left Ed's neck and instead trapped him in a passionate kiss.
Heymans Breda raised his hand to knock on the closed wooden door. Standing next to him was Vato Falman holding a stack of papers.
"Mmm...Mustang, touch me lower..." moaned someone in the office. The two soldiers could hear it clearly.
"Hmm, FullMetal...you mean here?" replied someone with an older voice.
"Ah! Please..."
Breda and Falman glanced uneasily at each other.
"Should we knock?" asked Breda.
"Of course. How else are we going to let the Colonel know we're here to give him more paperwork?" replied Falman.
"Well it's just...they seem, you know, busy." emphasized Breda.
"They'll stop. Just knock." said Falman.
Ed had been stripped down to his undergarments while Roy was still fully dressed. The Colonel continued to tease the young State Alchemist by touching sensitive areas of his body.
Roy leaned down and ran kisses down Ed's body, paying particular attention to his sensitive stomach.
Knock knock.
The two State Alchemists jumped, ceasing their actions. Roy got up and Ed put on his top and skirt. Roy answered when Ed was dressed.
"Come in." Roy said as he sat down in his chair, gaining his composure.
Breda and Falman entered. They looked at the couch to see Ed putting on his stocking and flats.
"Is this...a bad time?" asked Breda.
"Not at all. Now what do you need?" asked Roy.
"We came to drop off some more paperwork." answered Falman.
"Great." Roy said sarcastically. "Bring them here."
Falman handed the papers to the Colonel.
"You're dismissed."
Breda and Falaman saluted before leaving the office, and closing the door.
The two State Alchemists went back to work.
"You've got to stop doing that in the day Colonel. First Al interrupts and now two of your soldiers interrupt us. Save it for night." commented Ed as he worked on his paperwork.
"Alright FullMetal. It's just..."
"Just what?"
"I don't think you're brother would appreciate hearing your lustful moans and seeing clothes scattered on the floor. And our bodies pressed together, skin exposed..." Roy fantasized with a smirk.
Ed blushed a million different shades of red. "Moron. I didn't mean it like that! I was referring to the teasing and stuff!" defended Ed.
Roy chuckled as he turned his attention to his unfinished work.
Ed slumped into the soft warm bed.
"How was your day Nii-san?" asked Al.
Ed groaned into the pillow. "Boring hours of paperwork and paperwork and friggin' paperwork!"
"Oh. Maybe you'll have a better day tomorrow." Al said hopefully.
"Yeah, I guess you're right." Ed replied before falling asleep.
Ed dragged his feet to the Colonel's office. He didn't have an office of his own, and working in his room would make him sleepy.
"Yo, FullMetal." greeted Roy.
"Yo." replied Ed.
Ed also greeted Hawkeye, Fuery, Breda, and Falman who were in the room.
A few hours had passed. Ed was getting impatient, still not used to all the paperwork.
"Dammit...all this paperwork is starting to piss me off..." Ed muttered angrily.
Hawkeye looked up from her work. "Why don't we all take a break sometime and relax at the beach for a day or two?"
"That wouldn't be a bad idea." pondered Falman.
"Yeah. And Black Hayate could come too, just for the heck of it." suggested Fuery.
"What do you think Colonel?" asked Breda.
Roy glanced up. "It's a good idea, I'll admit that. But Ed's automail might get damaged and rust if it comes in contact with water, and Al's bloodseal could get damaged. Plus, we'll have to keep a good watch on Ed with him being small. We don't want him, or anyone, getting lost."
Ed's lip twitched before he reacted. "WHO ARE YOU CALLING A PIPSQUEAK MIDGET, WHO CAN'T EVEN GO TO THE BEACH BECAUSE HE'S SO SMALL, HE CAN SINK INTO THE SAND, AND WHEN THE TIDE COMES IN HE DOESN'T EVEN SAY ANYTHING OR WORRY ABOUT DROWNING 'CAUSE HE'S SO MICROSCOPIC, HE CAN BREATHE OXYGEN ATOMS THROUGH THE WATER?" he yelled at the top of his lungs.
"Ehe, calm down sir..." Fuery said nervously.
"I wasn't mocking your height. It's just a precaution." Roy said calmly as he sipped his coffee.
Ed's face flushed before quickly turning his head the other way. "Colonel bastard" he muttered as he got up. "I'm gonna hang out with Al for a bit. See ya."
Ed walked into the tiny room. Al was reading another alchemy book on the couch.
"Hi Nii-san." Al greeted putting down his thick book.
"Hey Al. How you been today?" replied Ed.
"I'm doing good. Are you sure you should be here? I thought you have work."
"Break. I need some time away from the bastard too." Ed said with a smirk.
"Oh, ok. So anything interesting today?" asked Al.
"Well, Hawkeye suggested we all go to the beach sometime. But then Roy mentioned it might not be good for your bloodseal or my automail. And then he called me short..." Ed replied as he clenched his fist.
"I thought I heard some yelling." Al joked.
"Shush you." said Ed as playfully punched Al's arm.
The two sat in comfortable silence for a while. Al stared out the window and Ed closed his eyes as he sank into the bed.
"Do you want to go to the library to research some more?" Al asked after a bit.
Ed lazily opened one eye. "Sure. Let's check out some books and go to that room we always use."
"Mm-hmm." Al nodded.
So, the two brothers went to the library to check out some books. They researched more on alchemy, paying particular attention to anything else that could possibly restore their bodies, besides the Philosopher's Stone they now promised to not use. They also looked for ways for Ed to return to being a guy.
Chapter end. :P
Ok, R&R. Of course, anything is welcome in the reviews.
Sorry it took longer than usual to update. I had a bit lack of motivation, and then I had to get some stupid cold.
I used a very long Ed rant in this chapter. :3 Do any of you recognize where it's from? … Ok, I'll tell you. It's a video on YouTube called "Ed's Longest Short Rant". (I don't Youtube, lol) It's something that Vic Mignogna said at an anime con or something, and it's hilarious! :) For all of you who don't know, Vic Mignogna is the awesome English voice actor of Edward Elric.
One more thing. The craziest idea just popped into my head; Roy persuading Ed to go to high school. Yeah...a bit lame. xD Well uh, tell me if you guys think I should/shouldn't go with that idea some time. And now I'm gonna shut up and figure out what to do with the next chapter. ^_^