Alice shop4life
Bella IDK09
Carlisle JD&TurkRul3
Edward VolvoVanquish
Emmett SIREMMETTCULLEN
Esme WhatMomSaysGoes
Jasper EmotionlessHeartThrob
Jacob IFUCKEDYOURDAUGHTER
Renesmee DogLovesMe
Rosalie BlondeBombShell
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VolvoVanquish-Alice, is Bella there with you?
Shop4life-Nope, she claimed she was having her period and stepped out
VolvoVanquish-Shweet! I'll text her then ^^
Shop4life-Ew, Edward, were all happy that you've finally got a girl, but stop talking about Sex.
EmotionlessHeartThrob-Yeah Eddie, shut up about you getting laid. Just cause you were a 107 year old virgin doesn't mean that you can now go and rub it in our faces.
VolvoVanquish-Shadd Uppa Ya Faces
Shop4life-Are you turning into a weird non-black person from the hood person again Edward?
EmotionlessHeartThrob-No, that s clearly Italian impersonation, haven t you heard Aro or Luigi and Mario speak Alice?
VolvoVanquish-Listen up brovvas, I'm gunna get laid.
EmotionlessHeartThrob-NO ONE FUCKING CARES EDWARD!
VolvoVanquish-Bella does.
EmotionlessHeartThrob-SHE SHOULD, SHE S THE ONE THAT YOU ARE LAYING!
VolvoVanquish-Please Homies, stop the dirty talk!
EmotionlessHeartThrob-You fucking started it!
Shop4life-AND I'M FUCKING ENDING IT!!
EmotionlessHeartThrob-And I'm fucking leaving.
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VolvoVanquish-Alice, how do you delete chat?
Shop4life-You click the little x button that appears dumb ass.
VolvoVanquish-The big one in the corner?
Shop4life-No, dumb ass, the one s that appear when you hover over the end of the chat box
VolvoVanquish-I'm not sure, I m going with the big red one.
Shop4life-Your loss.
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JD&TurkRul3-Hey Alice, will you please stop Edward from talking like that, it's really annoying.
Shop4life-Sure Daddy
JD&TurkRul3-That's my angel!
Shop4life-Daddy?
JD&TurkRul3-Yes pumpkin?
Shop4life-Can I borrow your credit card? I maxed mine out.
JD&TurkRul3-Why? What do you need to get?
Shop4life-A new bed.
JD&TurkRul3-Hmm who for?
Shop4life-Me and Jasper, I'm redecorating!
JD&TurkRul3-Oh dear lord!
Shop4life-Please Daddy? **Puppy dog eyes**
JD&TurkRul3-Okay, but don't spend it all.
Shop4life-I will
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CarlislesObsessiveStalker-Carlisle!!!
JD&TurkRul3-Not you again
CarlislesObsessiveStalker-I LOVE YOU CARLISLE CULLEN!! I HATE YOUR UGLY WIFE; SHE'S LOOKS LIKE SHE'S THIRTY!!
JD&TurkRul3-I'm not Carlisle Cullen, and that's mean!
CarlislesObsessiveStalker-I LOVE YOU MR CARLISLE!! Will you elope with me?
JD&TurkRul3-I'm married.
CarlislesObsessiveStalker-BUT I LOVE YOU!
JD&TurkRul3-Where's Edward when you need him?
CarlislesObsessiveStalker-Edward, is that your other lover then?
JD&TurkRul3-No, it's my son.
CarlislesObsessiveStalker-What ever **Sniffles**, I know you don't love me anymore!! Our relationship is ruined now. But I still love you!!
JD&TurkRul3-Leave me alone!
CarlislesObsessiveStalker-I love you Mr. Carlisle! I LOVEE YOUU!!!!
JD&TurkRul3-Do I have to pay you off, just leave me alone!!
CarlislesObsessiveStalker-I watch you all the time, I watch you when you sleep with your wife, I imagine it s me.
JD&TurkRul3-I'm going to leave now.
CarlislesObsessiveStalker-I LOVE YOU MR CARLISLE, I LOVE YOU!! ONE DAY WE WILL BE TOGETHER!!
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CarlislesObsessiveStalker has changed his name to SIREMMETTCULLEN
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VolvoVanquish-Nice work Emmett
SIREMMETTCULLEN-Not so bad yourself
VolvoVanquish-Just wait until Carlisle finds out it was you; you'll be in so much crap!
SIREMMETTCULLEN-It was you idea!
VolvoVanquish-But it was on your account
SIREMMETTCULLEN-Damn it, Carlisle's gunna ground me for like forever! I'll never be able to socialize with anyone, especially Jessica; she invited me to the beach party, alright, that's like first base!
VolvoVanquish-Your not allowed to go to the beach anyways Emmett, you sparkle, remember?
SIREMMETTCULLEN-Yeah, girls love that about me!
VolvoVanquish-You sparkle crap, everyone knows I sparkle the bestest!
SIREMMETTCULLEN-That's why Carlisle let s you go out in the sun then, isn't it?
VolvoVanquish-Oh yeah!! Cause it looks good on me, you look like a tranny when you sparkle!
SIREMMETTCULLEN-Do you know where Nessie is? Where gunna make mud pies with Jacob and Bella and throw them at the school, they'll think there bombs, stupid humans! I hope Jessica notices me Emmett Cullen bad boy ^^
VolvoVanquish Keep Nessie outta this, one more infraction on her school record and she'll be suspended, plus Rose will have a go at me and so will Carlisle, then I'll be stuck in the cage with you, Bella, Jacob and Nessie and I don't wanna see the outcome of that!
SIREMMETTCULLEN-Join in then Eddie, mud pies all the way!
VolvoVanquish-Uh, but, oh well, not like I drive my Vanquish anyways, it s a dumb car, okay, I'll join in!
VolvoVanquish-Bloomsbury is behind you
SIREMMETTCULLEN-MUD PIES AWAY!
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JD&TurkRul3-Have you seen Emmett?
VolvoVanquish-Nope
JD&TurkRul3-Okay, but if you re lying to me, SMASH goes your Austin Martin and Emmett's Jeep in one collision
VolvoVanquish-Naw, you'd never do that Daddy, especially to your smart-most talented one
JD&TurkRul3-NO MUD PIES!
VolvoVanquish-Aww, you ruin everything Daddy! Stupid Alice
JD&TurkRul3-Do you think Esme is over-thirty looking?
VolvoVanquish-MUD PIES AWAY!
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JD&TurkRul3-Do you think Esme looks over thirty?
EmotionlessHeartThrob-MUD PIES AWAY!
JD&TurkRul3-Not you too Jasper!
EmotionlessHeartThrob-Mud pies await!
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JD&TurkRul3-Do you think Esme is over-thirty looking?
BlondeBombShell-Yeah why?
JD&TurkRul3-Rose, you bitch
BlondeBombShell-In my name in my nature
JD&TurkRul3-No it s not
BlondeBombShell-In my nature, should be in my name
JD&TurkRul3-What's with all the mud pies?
BlondeBombShell-MUD PIES AWAY!
JD&TurkRul3-Oh no, not Rose!
BlondeBombShell-PIE TIME!!
JD&TurkRul3-I need a bigger cage. :L**Sighs**
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WhatMomSaysGoes-What's happened to all my bowls? I was going to make blood sangria!
ALLTHECULLENKIDS-MUDPIESAWAY! MUD PIES!
JD&TurkRul3-Alice? You as well? Damn, may as well get a chicken coop as well :L That s the only way they'll all fit in
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WhatMomSaysGoes-I LOOK THIRTY?!!
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WhatMomSaysGoes has changed her interests to Killing my daughter ROSE for saying I look thirty when I'm 26!
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