Kitsune Chronicles: Never Put All Your Kitsune In One Village

By: .Blood.Engel.Yuzuki.

Dedicated To CrystalKitsune, for letting me humiliate her.

Summary: A girl accidentally stops Sasuke from joining Orochimaru, hence bringing the wrath of Sound upon her. But once Akatsuki gets involved she is pulled into War. And all she wants to do is go home! (And some caffeine.)

Chapter Three: Leaf, Sound, And Sasuke

"He was right," Tsunade observed, "She does look a lot like Naruto. It's almost eerie. ...And she honestly believes she's from another world?"

Temari nodded.

"...Under the circumstances, I believe she should stay in Konoha for questioning."

"Kazekage-sama figured as much, so he gave us orders to stay here and help you in anyway we can. ...It's awfully odd, though. All of this happening now." Kuro explained

"She seems like a good kid though." Suteishii added, "I don't think she's a spy... Perhaps she's just one kunai short of a set, if you get my meaning."

Kitsune couldn't believe that Suteishii, of all people, was trying to call her crazy. She literally bit her tongue to keep from telling Suteishii that she was a few 'kunai short of a set' as well. But she resisted.

Tsunade gave the three Suna nin signed passes, making it legal for them to be in Konoha, and asked them to wait outside while she 'interrogated' Kitsune.

Her interrogating consisted of staring and drinking sake.

"I'm going to prove to you that I'm from the future." Sure, it was a stretch, but she didn't really want to break it to Tsunade that, in her world, she was a character in a book. Considering Gaara's reaction.

"...You, Jiraiya, and Orochimaru were all students of the Third Hokage, Sarutobi. Asuma is his son. Konohamaru is his grandson. Jiraiya is a pervert, and writes a book called 'Icha Icha Paradise'. Kakashi reads that book. Kakashi's three students are Uzumaki Naruto, Uchiha Sasuke, and Haruno Sakura. Kakashi's sensei was the Fourth Hokage, and his teammates were Rin and Obito. Obito is an Uchiha, like Sasuke. Sasuke was running away to Orochimaru to gain more power, so he can kill his brother, Itachi. He wants to kill Itachi because he was the one who killed off the rest of the Uchiha. Itachi is part of a group called Akatsuki, and they're after jinchuuriki like Gaara and Naruto so they can have their demons..."

Tsunade just blinked.

"Oh, and Gaara's demon is Shukaku, sealed in him by his father--the former Kazekage. And Naruto's demon is the Kyuubi no Kitsune, sealed in him by the Fourth Hokage."

Tsunade blinked again. "...You do realize that a very well-informed spy would know these things too?"

"Uh...can you ask me a question that a spy wouldn't know?"

"What's my shoe size?"

"... ... ... Can I have another question?"

Orochimaru was practically fuming when his spies told him about the current events that had gone on in Konoha. At last, Sasuke was coming to him for more power, just as planned; when out of nowhere comes this fox-girl!

Orochimaru paced silently around the dead bodies of his informants, deciding at once the girl was an obstacle that must be taken care of.

And he knew exactly when to attack.

Though the Sunakagure Chuunin exams would be well guarded, he still had a reliable spy. All he had to do was make sure Sasuke, Naruto, and the girl were all there.

It would be like hitting three birds with one stone.

"Hokage-sama, give the girl a break." Suma, the newest guard, insisted. "I just got on my shift an ten minutes ago, and you're still hassling the kid for information she doesn't have. Besides," Suma continued, "Who would hire her as a spy? First of all, she's not very strong looking, according to those Suna girls she couldn't keep up with a Genin team, and she's obviously at least a quarter demon. How many people would hire her?"

Kitsune was insulted, but figured she shouldn't deny it when it was in her best interest to agree, and be let off the hook. Tsunade sighed and rolled her eyes. "Oh, fine! You're right, you're right. But, if what you say is true, and you are from the future, what was your status there? What village are you from."

Kitsune perked up, and began to make up a false past for herself. "Okay, I was on...a brand new Genin team--just out of the academy, and I'm from here!" She'd always figured she would live in Konoha if she were a ninja. And as much as she would've liked to say she was an ANBU or something, considering what she could get herself into with that, she played it safe.

"I see. I'd like her to stay with Uzumaki Naruto, and train with his team--considering Sasuke doesn't seem to be very cooperative with them these days. If all goes well, we can send her to Suna for the Chuunin exams. I'm concerned that we may need as many experienced ninja as possible if a war erupts with Sound now that we still have Sasuke. I have no doubt that Orochimaru is planning something, or already has."

Suma smirked inside, 'You really have no idea, Hokage-san. You have no idea.'

End of Chapter 3.

I Do Not Own Naruto.

Next Chapter:

Chapter Four: Kitsune's First Mission: Sabotage Team Seven