Uneventful Nights at Stargate Command
Vala and her Nail-Polish
A/N: I like fishies.
Inspiration: General Landry, Vala Mal Doran, A Fish called Wanda, Nail-Polish.
Warnings: DON'T WORRY, there's no Landry/Vala that would just be wrong, I just thought I'd write them a story together. This means no warnings necessary. :D
"There you go, Wanda dearest, my bubbly little blowfishywishy," General Landry cooed, feeding his now quite bloated blowfish, suspended in a small aquarium on a shelf in his office, "You like that don't you, Wanda sweetie."
A rhythmic knock at the door heralded the only denizen of the SGC with enough ignorance to prance into a general's office with such blatant feminism. "Oh General Laa-aandry!!" Vala called, quite aware of her peril.
"Erm… just a minute," the General replied, hastily hiding his fish food.
Vala strode into the office just as Landry sat down, and perched herself on his desk. "Wow General, your marine-life-holder-glass-cage-thingy looks particularly nice there, a new development is it?" Vala knew quite well it had been sent from the General's home twice, the first time she had personally delivered it to his office from the courier, dropping it along the way when she spotted Daniel further down the hall she was walking down.
"It's called a tank Vala, now is there something you need?" The General asked this incredulously.
"Oh no, its just that everyone here is asleep and there's only so much fun you can have with sleeping people," she held up a photograph of Daniel sleeping on a couch with a large pink flower drawn onto each cheek.
"You know, Vala, you really should use erasable markers next time," the General commented, laughing heartily.
"Markers?" Vala queried, "I did that with my brand new nail-polish set."
Landry lifted an eyebrow in response.
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Reevee: Well, that was fun, I really like these two, methinks they work well together.
Teal'c: Indeed… Where did Vala obtain her camera?
Reevee: Stop saying that indeed, and as for the camera, well… REVIEWS PLEASE!! LOL we may never know the origin of that camera.