Author's Note:
Kitty-chan: Hey everyone, hope you enjoyed chapter 3. And now it's chapter 4 ;3 I can't believe I'm this far already, KKKKYYYYYYAAAAA! But I still have a load to write but now u get to see who the mystery person is. ;3 but first . . .
Lee: HELLO YOUTHFULL FRIENDS-
Kitty-chan: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?
Lee: Kitty-chan forgot to put the youthful Konoha 12 and the youthful 3 from Suna!
Kitty-chan: *sweat drop* ahem, I'm not at any part that need the Ko-
Lee: Youthful Konoha 12!
Kitty-chan: Fine! I'm not at any part in the story that needs the YOUTHFUL Konoha 12, okay! Now where's Ai-chan? I wanted her to do the disclaimer for m-
Ai: GET YOUR STUPID UN-YOUTHFULL HANDS OFF KIKI! Oh and Kitty-chan does not own Naruto or the Akatsuki. I TOLD YOU TO LEAVE HER ALONE!
*sounds of a person getting beaten up*
Lee: I am youthful
Kitty-chan: *sweat drop* Um . . . on with the story . . .
Chapter 4: SANTA!
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE, HM?" Deidara shouted to the red-head.
"Well I'm sitting on Fluffy who is a gigantic, fluffy and feathery bird with Zetsu," Sasori said bluntly.
They all looked at Zetsu who was calmly drinking . . . TEA?
"Well, he told me that Pein has given him a mission to keep watch on us and even if we fail, we must go back," Zetsu explained. They looked from Sasori to Zetsu then back to Sasori again. Itachi looked from where they had fallen and it seemed that they were once again at the entrance of the under-ground place.
"So where's the girl?" Sasori asked.
"In there somewhere, but I'm confused. We went through the whole place and we didn't find them and also where did we fall from? This is supposed to be an underground passage!" Kisame asked really confused. They all turned to him then climbed up Fluffy.
"So how do we get Fluffy to fly?" Kakuzu asked. They all waited for someone to answer until Sasori sighed. He climbed down and walked to the entrance of the place. He touched the tree and furrowed his eyebrows the minute he touched it.
"Genjutsu," He said bluntly.
"WHA-!" Hidan and Kakuzu screamed at him.
"Just kidding. Geez, get a brain," Sasori joked in his almost humorous voice. They fumed like little baby baboons who had no bananas. They muttered in anger while Sasori looked up.
"You guys could have been teleported here," Sasori suggested. He turned to Itachi who was in Zetsu's body.
"How come you didn't notice?" He asked Itachi.
"No sharingan," Itachi shrugged. Sasori nodded.
"You might have been teleported here. Tell me what happened," He commanded. So they explained to him what happened and more about what's going on. He nodded.
"Well, maybe because she wasn't with you, you couldn't enter the place where the guardian might be," he suggested to them.
"So we ran all that way for nothing, hm!" Deidara demanded though no one paid any attention to him. They shrugged.
"So what do we do?" Kisame asked. They all stared at Sasori. He was the only one who was still in his own body.
Sasori's POV
They all stared at me. Great. Couldn't they have just sticked with the kid? I tried thinking of what to do. Well maybe- no that wouldn't work but wha- no, not even that, ohh- no. No, definitely no. I looked back at them and shrugged. I took out a scroll from my bag, placed it on the ground, did a few hand seals, bit my finger so it would bleed and smeared it in a straight line on the scroll. I closed my eyes and concentrated. I opened my eyes again and looked at them. There was a moment's silence. A vain popped on Hidan's and Deidara's forehead.
"ARE YOU GONNA SAY SOMETHING?" Hidan yelled. Then they heard a small sound coming from the ground. They all turned to see a . . . MEERCAT WITH A RIBBON TIED AROUND HER NECK?
"WHAT THE HELL IS THAT, HM?" Deidara jumped the minute he saw her. He took a few steps away. The meercat looked at them with cute sparkly eyes.
"Are you the people looking for Master?" She said suddenly in a squeaky voice. Deidara jumped again and once again took a few more steps away from her.
"Who is your master?" Itachi asked.
"She has not yet been named but her guardian calls her 'Kiki.' Are you looking for Master?" she asked again. They nodded.
"Follow me," she said and scurried to the entrance. We looked at Zetsu and he nodded at us, we followed the meercat.
Akatsuki's POV
They were once again in the cave. The meercat stopped every few seconds to see if the Akatsuki were close by. Deidara's mind started to think.
"Hey, where's all the sand, hm?" Deidara asked curiously.
"If you are not with the master or you have been parted from her for a while, the cave will automatically try to kill you," the meercat said simply.
"But we were with Kiki, hm," He protested.
"In the beginning yes, but she hurried ahead and you didn't follow," her squeaky voice answered. Then stopped at where the waterfall was.
"So why isn't it trying to 'kill' us now, hm? He asked yet again.
"Because, Fuki has asked me to bring you to where she is," they wanted to ask more but it seemed like the meercat was in no mood to answer questions.
"We must swim," and with that the meercat jumped into the water. They had to follow, so they did. The cold water hit them instantly. They opened their eyes to see the meercat waiting for them. They swam to where she was and once they did she sat down in a meditating position. They looked at her confusingly. She pointed at them to do the same and they did instantly. Then the meercat closed her eyes and they did the same. 5 minutes had passed and they finally heard some movement so they opened their eyes to see that they were in some room made of ice or crystals.
"Master Fuki will see you now," the meercat said and then disappeared. They looked around in suspicion, well except for Deidara and Hidan, they were beaming from ear to ear.
"WOO-HOO, CRYTALS,(hm)!" They yelled together and danced a jig. Sort of. Sasori rolled his eyes at them.
"These aren't the ones you need, dimwits!"
They stopped dancing and looked at him, their faces white. Kisame and Kakuzu sniggered at them and Tobi was just admiring how pretty the room was. Sasori sighed and looked around the room. It was round and no one was in sight.
"Ahem. Took you guys long enough," they looked up to see Ai . . . floating in the air.
"Ai-chan, Tobi has been a good boy!" Tobi shouted, making the room echo while he was also jumping up trying to hug Ai. She came down and smiled at him then looked at Sasori and her eyes narrowed.
"Why are you here?" she spat at him.
"Nice to meet you to Ai. My name is Sasori and Pein, the leader of the Akatsuki, gave me a mission to keep an eye on all of you," he explained. Ai's eyes were still narrowed.
"Fine, you guys put your hand on my shoulders and hold tight," she commanded. They did what she had told them and held tight. She relaxed a bit and chuckled. They looked at her a bit uneasy and she sniggered at them. And in just a moment, they had started to float and now they were soaring as fast as lightning somewhere. They suddenly landed on a crystal floor. Deidara, Hidan and Kakuzu were green, Tobi was spinning in circles, Kisame had fallen on the floor and Sasori and Itachi stood there peacefully as if nothing had happened.
"We're here," Ai said cheerfully. They heard giggles and they looked up to where Ai had walked and there they saw Kiki giggling on the back of a . . . PINK BABY WOLF WITH A SANTA HAT ON HER HEAD?
"WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT, (HM)?" Hidan, Deidara and Kakuzu shouted. Kiki stopped and stared at them then her eyes landed on Sasori and they could see her cheeks turning a slight pink. Kiki walked away from the wolf wearing the Santa hat. She walked up to Sasori and stared up at him, examining him, her cheeks turn a bit more pink and she giggled, then put her arms round Sasori's leg. Sasori looked at her curiously.
Sasori's POV
This was the girl that swapped their souls! You have got to be kidding! As far as I know, she's the sweetest little girl in the world! What the hell did they do?
"Meet Kiki, hm" Deidara grumbled. But Kiki only giggle and put her arms up trying to reach for Sasori's arms. She wants me to pick her up? I looked at Ai, who nodded at me but she kept her eyes glued at Kiki. I hesitated for a second but when I looked back down to the girl, she looked as if she was going to start crying, so I picked her up quickly and she beamed immedietly and turned pink again. She giggled and I looked back at the rest of the gang. Deidara's, Hidan's and Kakuzu's mouth had hit the ground. Seriously! SHE swapped their souls! When they had informed me, Pein and Konan, they had told us how annoying and horrible she was. What did they do? Damn bakas!
"Yeah, she's very gruesome. Get your eyes checked, guys," I exclaimed and they just continued to try and say something but were too shocked. The 3 bakas who were still trying to talk, stayed like that but the rest looked at the baby wolf.
"You're the guardian?" Kisame asked.
"Yup, I got tired of my old sacred look so I decided to experiment. What do you think?" The guardian asked cheerfully. We stared at her. She waited for one of us to answer but forgot about it quickly and started to explain.
"My name's Fuki and I am going to be Kiki's companion," Fuki beamed again. I blinked. Companion, is it now? Geez, what is she? Ai was still looking at me blankly since I picked up Kiki.
"She is to help us gather the crystals," Ai explained but continued looking at me blankly.
"How?" I asked confused.
"Well, for one, I keep them safe. Second, there are tasks like doing something for Kiki more or less and the task changes every time someone gains their crystal," Fuki explained.
"Oh, so what is the task right now, hm?" Deidara asked. Kiki's stomach grumbled and Tobi noticed.
"Kiki-chan is hungry! Tobi will feed Kiki-chan!" and with that Tobi ran to a spot where a lot of the multi-coloured crystals were. He grabbed one of them then ran back to Kiki and me and stuffed it into Kiki's mouth. Kiki had a scared expression as Tobi ran to her then when he stuffed the crystal in her mouth, her expression turned to delight and then she sucked on the crystal. And there was a VERY bright light. The light faded and I once again saw them. They stumbled a bit but then looked at each other and their faces paled.
"NOT THE FUCK AGAIN, HM!"
"WHY AM I BLUE?"
"WHERE THE FUCK IS MY MONEY!"
"WHAT THE HELL?"
"Tobi is Tobi!"
"Why am I here?"
I stared at them confused. They swapped souls . . . again?
"Zetsu, is that you? What in hell are you doing here?" Sasori asked.
"I'm not sure. One minute I'm drinking some nice tea, next thing I'm here," Zetsu answered. They stared at Fuki. Fuki sweat dropped.
"Err . . . hehe. Um, I forgot to add that when you gain your crystal, your souls swap again. Whoops," Fuki said uneasily yet you could hear that she wanted to burst in to laughter.
"UGH,(HM)!" Hidan, Deidara and Kakuzu yelled.
"But the task was so simple," I said still a bit confused.
"Well, it is to open her heart to you so sometimes it can be really simple. Oh and one more thing, you can't stay in the same place. You have to take to different places," Fuki explained again. I nodded my head.
"So you're coming with us?" I asked. She nodded.
"Well Fuki, you need to change the way you look," Ai explained, finally taking her eyes off me.
"Aww, but Ai-chan, I like it when Kiki thinks I'm Santa. It's fun! Please!" Ai shakes her head. Fuki sighed.
"What must I look like? But just so you know, I'm staying a wolf."
"Okay, change your colour to black and get rid of the Santa hat. Seriously Fuki!" Ai chuckled. Fuki groaned but her colour started to change to black and she shaked the Santa hat off her head. I looked back at Kiki and saw that she was snuggling deeper into my arms. She actually is cute! I'm acting weird.
Akatsuki's POV
"So where to first?" Kakuzu asked.
"Anywhere you like," Fuki answered. Before anyone could suggest anything, Deidara beat them to it.
"We're going to the hot springs! So let's go! NOW, hm!" Deidara ordered. Even though most of the Akatsuki thought the idea was quite stupid, they agreed that soaking in a nice hot bath would be really nice.
"Okay, let's go get Itachi." Kisame said.
Author's Note:
Kitty-chan: What do you think and if some of you think there wasn't a lot of humour in this chapter then I agree with you a bit *sigh* but anyway just so you know this is the new lay-out of the switch:
Soul/ Body:
Itachi-Kisame
Kisame-Hidan
Hidan-Deidara
Deidara-Kakuzu
Kakuzu-Zetsu
Zetsu-Itachi
The reason that Itachi is not with them is, if you remember, that Zetsu was in Kisame's body and now Itachi is, so Itachi is now waiting with Fluffy ^-^
Deidara: WHY TOBI? WHY NOT ME? I REALLY WANT TO BE BACK IN MY OWN BODY! WHY DID YOU CHOOSE TOBI?
Kitty-chan: It just worked better and it makes it more random so stop your complaining! Plus you're way too much trouble to do first. Oh and it only took me a week to update! Normally I would take 2 weeks so YAY! Anyway this chapter is dedicated to gaarasgirl389, evioletfox, meisme556677, anime-spade, Setsunni and fraz hopper! Hope you guys enjoy reading this! ^^ RxR PLEASE! LOL! C u next time!