Thank you Noella50881 for numbers 118 and 119 rule suggestions, they're great !

And thank you to supergirlprime for rule suggestion #120, so funny

Here's the next list, I hope you get some more laughs.

P.S. Pascal is a Hamster (:

Enjoy...

#118 don't try and sneak out of the base after midnight

(My lesson was learnt after I tripped all the perimeter alarms)

('Hide came at full speed with his cannons lit ready to be fired)

(You could say I looked like I was a possum seeing two moons)

(Ironhide was furious, 'Prime gave me the look and Prowl threw me in the brig)

(Sorry for the late night alarm boys)

(There was no way on earth I could talk my way outta this one)

#119 don't try and sing songs

(I sang the never ending song that goes on forever off key)

(Everyone looked at me like they would throw me in a solitary sound proof room)

(If glares could kill I would screwed)

(Ironhide glared at me the whole time I sung)

(Rachet threatened to do a physical exam on me!)

#120 never let any Cybertronian look at or go near an un-flushed or backed up toilet

(For the love of Primus did they make a fuss)

(Miles knows now that robots don't like it as much as humans do)

(Starscream's reaction was priceless though)

(He thought they were Killer Crocodiles from the dark depths)

(My ribs still hurt from laughing)

#121 when asked if you have done all your chores don't lie if you haven't

(I found this out the hard way)

(Hatchet's Wrenches of Doom whack it outta you)

#122 Reasons why you do not tell the Chevy twins that they're wooses

(1. They'll prove they're not, or at least try to)

(2. They may end up fighting each other)

(3. In the end they'll always end up in the med bay)

(And to finish it off)

(4. Rachet will blame me)

#123 when in anyone's alt mode do not call out "I need a toilet!"

(Mudflap stopped in his tracks)

(And that's not a good idea when you're on the freeway)

(He speeded to the nearest Public rest room and threw me out at the door)

(I seriously needed to go after that maniac driving)

#124 when in an airport don't yell out that there's a bomb

(This was a dare, honest)

(Sam made me do it)

(Cybertronians don't like the blame game)
(When all the civilians ran out of the airport ofcourse the 'Bots rushed in)

(They found me and Sam cracking up on the floor)
(We were in the brig for a week)

#125 if you're going to die your hair be sure to inform a superior before you do so

(I dyed my hair blue with wash out die)
(Sunstreaker thought I'd been looking in the fridge for too long)
(Ravage wouldn't stop looking at my head)
(One of the new recruits was going to touch it)
(I told him it was contagious)
(You should've seen him run)
(Of course he told 'Prime)

(Prowl froze when he saw me)
(He actually snickered)

#126 if you sneak off after curfew, be aware of the alarms

(My bad)

(I didn't know there would be lasers at the back entrance)

(Prowl was yet again on my case)
(Doesn't that 'Bot ever sleep?)

#127 when taken to the brig do not escape

(It was easy with the matter breaking Chap Stick Wheeljack made me)

(Ironhide caught me sneaking out)
(I was sent back)

(With Alice as my guard)

#128 Also, Alice isn't good at polite conversation

(Let's just say at that moment she doesn't know the concept of being able to talk nicely to her prisoners)

(It was always "Shut yah yap fleshling")

(Or "Primus help you if you speak another word")

#129 when the NEST command centre is unoccupied do not enter

(Miles and Glen got in there)

(It's classified as to what the computer mastermind and the dumaft did in there)

(All I can say is that they demanded that the president send 5 tonnes of icecream)

(And they added a rule to the mainframe saying that the female agents are required to wear tank tops and miniskirts)

(you didn't hear it from me)

(Primus were they all fragged off)

(For once they weren't mad at me)

#130 helium balloons are only for celebrations

(Annabelle brought in a balloon tied to her wrist)

(Jolt was curious and touched it)

(Boy was he in trouble when it burst)

(But all was forgotten when his voice went high pitched)

(He sounded like one of those chipmunks)

(Someone found a helium can and we all had a go)

Sorry that there was less this time, I had a bit of trouble thinking of some.

Please Review, and of course suggestions are welcome (: