A/N - So I had come upon this idea quite a while ago and I just remembered it and thought to myself, you know what would make sense to Albus? Breeding bread.
I am aware it is a short one but it's funny. (At least I hope it is.)
The plan : Welcome to Hogwarts, where everything's made up and the points don't matter!
"Albus, what is that?"
Albus looked up from the book in his hands to the irritated female in front of him.
"Why it is a book about breeding bread, Minerva, my dear," he said and then went back to his book. Oh look, there's a step by step explanation on how to bake snake shaped biscuits that taste like chicken. He'd have to bookmark this particular recipe and send it to Tommy-boi later, he was sure he would enjoy it. There's no way he could go wrong with this.
Minerva simply stood there staring at him with an expression of disbelief on her face.
"Albus, you can not 'breed bread! Bread is not a living being and as such it cannot be bred."
"Ah, but that's where you're wrong!I had already bred bread!" There was no mistaking the pride one could hear in his voice.
"And where is your so called 'proof'?"
"It was the bagels we had for lunch," he deadpanned.
She continued standing there trying, with all her might, not to curse the irritating man in front of her.
"I give up," she said and promptly turned and walked out of the door while muttering to herself about all the things she could have done in her life had she just offed the man the first time an event like this happened.
"Oh, Minerva, while you're already going, could you ask Severus if he liked the cupcake I sent him? It was a new recipe I found in an old book of mine. It contains lily extract and I thought he might like it since he likes lilies so much," he called to her retreating back.
His only answer was the slamming of a door.
"I knew I could count on you, Minnie, my dear."