James flexed again, examining his abs in the mirror.
"I'm hot, right? I mean, I'm pretty fit?"
"I'm hotter," Remus replied, watching his queen put Sirius' knight in a headlock.
"Fuck you, man. Evans should be all over me. I'm like, the hottest dude at this school."
"Apart from me, yeah," Remus agreed.
"Sirius, back me up. If you were gay or a lady, you'd totally want me, right?"
"Sorry man, you're hot and all, but Remus would be more my type."
Sirius and Remus high fived as Sirius' pawn hit Remus' bishop with a spinning kick.
"Fuck you. Fuck all of you."
"Now, James, I know I'm hot, but I've already said no."
"And no means no!" Peter chimed in.
"I'm thinking we should change your nickname from Moony to asshole," James said, pulling his shirt back on.
"What's that? Change my nickname from Moony to lady-killer?"
"Fuck you, man."