Warning: Has some sexual contents. Becareful. It's KakaIru. -SQUEALS-!
AND sorry! I had forgot and I was submitting this without thinking at all!
Kakashi groaned and slapped his face. Well, not really. He just got the urge to do it. But this is just…
"NARUTO! DON'T BITE THAT CAT! SAKURA! DON'T SCRATCH IT! SASUKE! NO PUTTING IT ON FIRE!" He shouted in panic. The Genins looked at him with a -No! I don't wanna!- face before they reluctantly keep down their hands. In Sakura's case who got the cat, a hand only.
"L…Let's go back and report" He sighed in defeat. They ran to the Hokage tower, Kakashi looked at their running backs with a done expression. Tora was meowing with horror as it was flying at the drunken speed they were going.
'And this is why I don't ever want a Genin team' He sighed and went to catch up.
"Please Hokage-sama. Can you let someone replace me!?" He moaned to the Hokage tiredly after his team left them to talk. Who looked at him with sympathetic eyes
"I had to do this long time ago too. Here are some notes to control rabid teenagers" The wonderful Hokage-sama gave him notes that seemed to have its own spotlight.
"Thank you Hokage-sama! I'll treasure this!" He knelt down and received what might be the most precious thing ever.
"Now go control your Genin, they grabbed another D-rank" The Hokage said and Kakashi felt himself pale at the statement and raced after his Genins while crying 'whhyyyy!?' The ANBUs were sympathetic to their ex-captain and prayed for him
"SASUKE! NO BURNING THE GRASS!" This time, it was weeding
"NARUTO! YOUR UPROOTING THE WRONG ONE!" It was for one word
"SAKURA! NO SMASHING THE POT!" Hell. It was hell
The lady who had requested for a Genin team to help her uprooting her weeds brought him headache medicine. That angel who also gave him, well not only him, cold drinks to help soothe his headache. She smiled sympathetically at him while he barely managed to eye smile at her
"Ehhhhhh" He moaned when dragging himself.
'No mowe missions' He thought with a heavy aura.
Kakashi then led his untameable, wild Genins, to the training ground 7
"Fine, I'll teach you more about things" Then he presented himself to some showy things to make the Genins impressed. Which really did and he gulped at the sight of Sasuke with starry eyes when he blew his very gigantic, he had to admit, fireball, Naruto with his own starry eyes his adept skills in Fuinjutsu and Sakura with heart eyes as he displayed his strength.
"Are you satisfied?" Kakashi ended, he was not prepared with the sudden barrage when his students flew towards him and begged him to teach them his tricks
"Sure. As long as you behave and do what I say. If you stay good and behave and do what I say, I'll teach you new justus or something else" Kakashi made a deal towards the three devils
"SOLD!" They said and they went to inspect the different part of the forest where he did all his stuff. The burnt tree, the split huge boulder and the blast from the Explosion Fuinjutsu he made by accident with Minato-sensei and Kushina.
Now, he could have a nice free time. Perhaps he also have to train them in ways he does to train his ninkens.
"Bad" He sprayed Sakura who was attempting to break something. She opened her mouth to say something but Kakashi stopped her attempts at speaking as he kept on repeating bad each time he sprayed her, getting her wet at her face and hair. She then pointed behind him. He looked behind and saw that Sasuke was preparing for a fire jutsu.
He patted her wet hair before repeating the same actions he did towards Sakura. He had confiscated Naruto's fuinjutsu tools so he would need to be careful about something he might so next.
"Mission complete. Let's go to the Hokage tower to give our report then receive our next mission. We might be getting a C-rank" Kakashi said off-handedly, then he watched bewilderedly as he saw his students running like a demented monkey on drugs, pushing each other, hands flying behind them and chanted "C-rank!" Over and over again. Well, Sasuke hasn't got his hands flying behind him, just running with his hands forward like an Akimichi with food in front of them.
"HEY IRUKA-SENSEEEEEEEEIIIII! Kakashi-senseisaidthatwewouldbegettingourfirstC-rankedmissionandIneedtopackandthenwecamehereto" Naruto took a deep breath before speaking again " ?!Daimyo-Ack!" Naruto was then shut upped by Sakura who slammed her fist down on his head
"URUSEEENA!"(Rude form of 'You're Noisy') She growled. And then turned a 180 degree personality into a sweet voice, making Iruka bewildered
"Can we get our C-rank? Kakashi-sensei said he would give us a C-rank" She said
" Can we?" Sasuke asked
"I-eh-I-Wha?" And Iruka's brain isn't functioning.
"Ahhhh, You broke him" Kakashi said as he jumped in through the window.
"I'M SORRY!" Naruto ran, sobbing and shaking Iruka whose brain was getting mushed by the shaking, he was starting to foam at the mouth and fainted
He was saved by Kakashi who carried in princess style. Iruka still is unconscious and can't think at the moment. Kakashi zoomed as he sprayed on his Genin's face, twice
"You all bad. You broke 2 rule. One mine and the other one is Konoha's" He said
"OMG! WE USED THE DOOR!" Sakura moaned
"WE COULD HAVE BEEN KILLED!" Sasuke shouted in horror
"AND WE KILLED A KONOHA CITIZEN!" Naruto cried over Iruka's 'death'
"The first 2 are right. And no Naruto. You did not kill Iruka-sensei, you did not compose yourselves. You guys might be in a therapy session if you don't" Kakashi had some crocodile tears flowing
"NO! NOT THE MIND BORING THING!" Sasuke shouted
"you've been in them?" Sakura asked him, whisperings
"yess, remember the uchiha massacre thing?" Sasuke whispered
"ohhh….and why are we whispering?" Naruto asked
"I DON'T KNOW!" Sakura wailed. Kakashi would have face-palmed if he could but no, he was still carrying Iruka.
"So, I'm going to bring him back to his home so taa taa!" Kakashi summoned a Clone Kakashi and Shushinened off to somewhere
"Wait…. how did Kakashi-sensei know where Iruka-sensei live?" Naruto asked and everything became quiet.
"So I'm here to just report." Clokashi (Clone + Kakashi. It almost sound like textbook in Japanese, Kyōkashō) ignoring their questions and rummaged through the mission and looked at it.
"Let's go to the Hokage for him to confirm it shall we?" Clokashi asked them. They nodded and followed him like ducklings to the Hokage's office. They knock on the door and blah blah blah
" Sorry, he just left to find a hotel. Come back tomorrow when your Genins rest up" The Hokage said before shooing them off
Outside of the door, Clokashi dismisses them and himself too. The Original Kakashi is enjoying himself now.