Okay then...
WHY THE HELL AM I TYPING THIS ON THE MAC??..
Because the laptop is *almost* dead. The screen is now having more of it's 'wonderful' issues. It should last maybe about till Christmas, at most.
Okayyyyyy. This chapter should have some funnies, considering this will be you gift to you all.
And, my fingers feel frozen, this room's air conditioning really, freaking, sucks.
XD So if mishaps in typing, blame it on the frozen fingers and me living in Canada.
.. **sigh**
Also to expect in this chapter.
Some angst. **Le Gasp! **
What? It get things running. XD XD ... I am actually still mentally plotting this chapter, on the go, really. I don't know why, I just do these things sometimes I guess. Makes you all not die of anxiety. hahaha... and it's really not THAT angsty, just full of info. Haha.
Disclaimer : I don't own Man
Chapter Title : 3 people crossed the wrong line, The Christmas Party, and New Years Resolutions And learning about each other.
Now this chappie is sorta long... 3 events. So... it says I have nothing better to do.
(* I should be doing chores. shhh. *) lol
YES lame title. Sue me. Sheesh. It just summarizes an idea for you. Hahaha.
It only took a day or two, for things to feel somewhat normal again, considering the Masquerade Ball, was a complete, and fun success. Some people were now enjoying the holidays provided and school to resume on Janurary 4th. But some stayed at their dorms.
Komui, had a real fuss to as of WHY Lenalee wouldn't return home for the Christmas season.
She simply stated she had work to do...
Lenalee walked the halls, going to grab a few things, due to another party the band was going to host, for fun yet again. Who know's what pranks this time. All she knew, is that she's gonna be helpping and they were gonna make Allen look like a girl....
Hahahaha... that's gonna be fun, just to *tortur-- I mean pamper him.. Lenalee thought, a smile gracing her lips.
Her train of thought was cut off immediately, when she saw Kira, Ryuu AND Kirgane in the hall, as if they were waiting for her.
" Found her. " Kira stated a sly smile on his face and Lenalee rolled her eyes.
" For god's sake. I'm not a girl, Kira. Get your homosexual thoughts away from me please. " Lenalee stated, grabbing ice from the machine.
Lavi, was just walking down the hall as well, and his visible squinted, immediately when he saw Kira, Ryuu and Kirgane nearby 'Seiran'.
Kanda, was closeby too, a scowl on his face. " Not this again. " He muttered and Lavi raised a brow.
" Again?, what do you mean. Yu-chan? " Lavi questioned and Kanda, ignored his annoying nickname for a moment.
" Oh, so if your a guy supposedly, Lee. Then we can do this, right? " Kira stated, raising his fist and nailing it to her stomach, knocking her back.
She coughed slightly and two people were nearby her by now. She didn't know who. She just felt a little woosy for a moment.
She felt two hands grab her arms and pull her up.
" You alright? " Lenalee jumped slightly and looked back.
" Lavi? When did you get here? " Lenalee questioned.
" Enough to see what Kira just did. Oi, Kanda, you got him right? " Lavi questioned and Kanda, was holding Kira by his hair.
" What does it look like, Baka Usagi? " Kanda stated and Lavi cracked his knuckles.
" Fine, Fine. I'm not that blind. Oi, What's your problem? " Lavi questioned, pulling up his sleeves and lifting Kira by his shirt collar.
Ryuu and Kirgane knew to run the hell out of there, from past experiences.
Kira felt a small shiver go down his spine and Lenalee could tell Lavi wasn't in a cheery mood no more.
" What's your problem? " Lavi asked again, and Kira shuddered.
".... N-Nothing! " Kira managed and Lavi glared. Kanda knew to stand a good meter away.
" What's Nothing, got to do with nailing your fist in my friend's stomach? " Lavi stated and he wasn't very friendly about it either.
Lenalee could feel some sympathy for Kira.
" Lavi. Let him go. I don't think he has a clear reason, so just let him go. I'm fine, really! " Lenalee stated and Lavi looked back.
He sighed.
" Oi! Apologize and then your off the hook. " Lavi stated letting go of him and Kira blinked, bowed and ran like no tommorrow.
" Holy Hell! Lavi, why the hell can you be scary! ... I could feel that guy was freaked out.. " Lenalee muttered and Lavi chuckled.
" Cross the wrong line with me, and you get your ass kicked. Simple as that. Right Yu-chan?? " Lavi grinned.
" Che. " Kanda stated and Lenalee smiled.
" Thanks though. All though, I really rather not know their intentions right now. I'm just steering clear of them. " Lenalee sighed and Lavi pulled her close and gave her a noogie.
" OIIIIIIII. Lavi! Cut it out! " Lenalee laughed and Lavi chuckled.
" Relax, Shortie. Now, you always know you can go find me or Kanda, or Tyki or the Twins if they cause trouble? Last time I checked, they feared us. " Lavi stated, with a smile as they walked back.
" Yeah, but I don't want to cause trouble for you. I'm perfectly capable of handling myself. " Lenalee stated and Kanda replied this time.
" Sure you are... compared to 3 guys that are at least 2 to 3 times your size. " Kanda stated sarcastically.
Lenalee's sweat dropped. " You have a point. " Lenalee stated, searching her pocket for the room key. Getting it out, and opening the door.
" By the way... Seiran, did you get 'the stuff'? " Lavi quoted with his hands.
Lenalee grinned evilly.
" Oh yes I did. ... Allen's really gonna kill us after this.. " Lenalee stated and Lavi smiled.
" Moyashi is easily bribed with food, he won't notice. Plus I'm very sure Kanda might glomp him when we are done. " Lavi stated, loud enough for Kanda to hear.
A sword was suddenly near Lavi's neck.
" Heehee??..... Joking?... " Lavi squeaked.
" Kanda. Do you like Allen? " Lenalee asked out of the blue and Lavi stared at her bluntness.
He's gonna get it... Kanda's gonna blow.. Lavi thought.
Kanda made a loud and audioable sigh.
Lenalee smiled.
" You do, don't you! " Lenalee stated and Kanda was fighting his face from changing color. Lavi, just couldn't believe his eyes.
" Awesome. Yu-chan's got's gay for Moyashi-chan! " Lavi stated and Kanda glared at him.
Lenalee smiled.
Lavi raised a brow.
" You know something about Allen, don't you???? TELL US! " Lavi questioned, shaking her by her shoulders.
" Oiiiiii. Stop shaking me Lavi! " Lenalee pouted and Lavi let go.
Kanda looked a little intent to listen to what she knew.
" Well... I kind of know what Allen's sexual preferance is! But that's because he's my friend. Now. I know, he's gay. So much to Kanda's delight, he won't die from internal shock.. somewhat if he gets glomped. As of for who he likes, I don't know. But he said he will tell me eventually! " Lenalee stated, a grin on her face.
Lavi, was planning many, many evil things.
Lenalee caught on to what he was thinking and they both turned to Kanda.
Kanda got a VERY bad feeling.
--
" All set! You ready Lavi? " Lenalee questioned and Lavi nodded.
" All ready, to go, Seiran! Now... mistletoe is set, and you and Chomesuke got Allen, put into well, 'Uniform?' " Lavi questioned and Lenalee laughed.
" Yes... yes Indeed.. Heehee. " Lenalee stated.
Lavi had the camera set, and rolling. They weren't gonna put it on youtube this part, the pranks later, sure. Allen in a weird attire, sure.
Allen walked through the door and as did Kanda, but at the same time. Since Chomesuke asked who could run faster.
" HA! THEY FREAKING FELL FOR IT! " Lenalee exclaimed and Chomesuke was squealing her yaoi joy.
Lavi, was grinning like a mad man.
" Oiiiiiiiiiiiiii. Moyashi-chan. Yu-chan, look above you, would you? " Lavi stated, pointing his finger up.
Allen immediately paled.
" Lavi.. you didn't.. " Allen stated and Kanda had the most coldest glare that could freeze an entire continent.
" Christmas tradition! YOU HAVE TO KISS EACH OTHER. Haha. Go on! Don't be shy. Must as well state this, your both legally gay, so why not? Go ahead, we aren't judgemental! Consider it, a Christmas Eve gift! " Lavi stated and Lenalee was waiting in anticipation, watching Allen and Kanda.
Allen, however, had funny cute red ribbons in his hair, and a bright, nicely detailed kimono. Something a girl would wear.
Allen is always such an uke! Lenalee thought in her inner mind.
Kanda just decided to get it over with and kiss his 'Moyashi'
However, Allen was as red as his Kimono.
And Lavi, now has wonderful amount of Blackmail.
" Che. " Kanda stated, going to go sit on the couch.
The twins were laughing and Tyki, was clapping for Kanda's great immune strength.
Lenalee, Lavi and Chomesuke, all being the weirdo's that they were, are now planning many doujinshi for them... MANY...
Or more like several thousand.
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(( all Pranks used, here are in help with the providing of youtube. Links will be clarified, and also my own jokes will be thrown in here, Thanks to my friend's comments on some things... haha))
Kanda, had to consume a very good amount of Alcohol, for this to work and have a wonderful affect.
Lavi just seeing his buddy drunk, which was only a 1 time thing per year, made him laugh on the floor before they did anything. Then again, he was drunk too. Tyki, decided to be sober and monitor things for minors. Lenalee and Chomesuke had wayyy too much sugar and the twins were making sure stuff was ready and the camera person, of the night, was Chomesuke.
She zoomed into Lavi's laughing face. Lavi waved to the camera.
" . " Lavi stated, after taking a long breath. He was a very happy drunk.
When he felt like it, though, and right now he was happy.
Kanda, looked like he was seeing things.
" Kanda. Are you mentally alive over there? or did you already consume too much sake? " Chomesuke questioned.
Kanda was staring at a picture.
" Nope.... I'm good. **hic** Just I think the two guys in this picture are 8 year old rapists.. " Kanda stated and Allen looked at the picture and laughed.
" Oh god! That's Master Cross! And Kanda, there's only one of him. If there was two, there would be too many drunken made children. " Allen stated, laughing and Lenalee was rolling on the floor.
(( Joke curtosy of my friend, who saw a pic of cross... haha ))
" Oiiiiii. I got gumdrops in my hair! " Jasdero whined and Debitto laughed.
" You'll live. " Debitto stated.
" Hey Kanda, didn't you want to clarify something? " Chomesuke questioned and Kanda nodded.
" Yes, Yes I did. Considering, I dont favor this gender, this is how I think things should go. And in the society or.. uh..... whazzit called? A... union? " Kanda stated. He was really drunk, for being a little talkitive and Allen was still laughing.
" Yup! " Allen piped up.
Kanda took out a peice of paper, and put one foot on the table, took out his sword and looked ready to announce something. Lavi sat up a bit to pay attention.
" When I become leader of this Soba Union, there are many changes to be made, to help my fellow men. What am I trying to accomplish, you ask? I want to change the dress code so that all women in this soba shack... Must require to wear Mini-Skirts!!!!! " Kanda stated, then sat down on the couch again, tore up the peice of paper and shoved it into a vase somewhere.
Lenalee, was dying laughing.
And this is coming from someone who smacked his lips onto Allen's! At least he's drunk right now.. hahaha Lenalee thought.
" I think we should sing a little tune about Kanda. He reminds me of Link from Princess Zelda crap.. haha ALLEN IS ZELDA! " Lavi muttered into a pillow, exetremely loud.
Lenalee just giggled till her stomach hurt. Kanda whacked Lavi with a pillow.
" Awwwwwweehhhhhh shuddap. " He stated.
" Kanda's really drunk. haha! " The twins stated, after kidnapping the camera from Chomesuke, who left early and flimed Kanda's insanity.
" Let's never get him drunk againnnnnn. " Allen stated and Tyki raised a brow.
" Oi. Allen, did you drink any? If you did, your drunk. " Tyki questioned, looking at the cup nearby him.
" Oopsies... I might have. ... Oh wellllll. Low alcohol tolerance. It was an accident Tyki-Pom Pom. " Allen muttered.
" Tyki-Pom Pom?! " Lavi questioned, and bursted out laughing. Falling off the couch, which he somehow got onto, and was well, on the floor again.
" I think he mean't Tyki-pet. Haha. Epic Fail Allen, Epic fail. " Lenalee stated and laughed. Tyki's eyebrow twitched.
" Wait until they see this later. Haha. " Debitto stated, an evil intention on mind.
Jasdero held out a toy water gun. " Imma firing mah lazar " And shot it at Tyki.
"... The hell? That was so random! " Debitto exclaimed, laughing.
" Falcon Punch! " Tyki randomly exclaimed, giving Jasdero and Debitto a noogie.
" WTF. " They both stated.
Lenalee grabbed the camera and held it up.
" And this is why children, never get drunk. Or exetremely high on sugar, unless your filming everything so you know what happened the night before. " She stated and Lavi chuckled.
" Holy Hell Seiran. You sounded like a 12 year old girl for a second there. " Lavi stated and Lenalee's sweat dropped.
" I'm not that young, -who's-half over the couch-drunk. -san... Thing.. Hahaha.. " Lenalee stated and Lavi was laughing alot.
" That. Was. The. Lamest. Burn. In. Mother. Freaking. History. " Allen stated. Making stopping noises after every word.
" Sure it was. Anyone wanna share childhood stories? " Tyki questioned and Lavi was sitting up by now.
" Ehhhhhh? Which one? " Lavi questioned and Tyki new of one memory Lavi told him about.
" What about your Church experiences?? When you were 8. I don't think some of others heard about it. " Tyki stated adn Lavi sat in thought.
"Hmmmmmm. Oh yeah!!!!!!! Okay Okay. Here this goes " Lavi stated, and took a breath, Lenalee zoomed the camera to see him talking. And his facial features, were pretty damn fantastic, or so her opinion in her mind voiced out.
" I grew up Catholic, Catholic. Every Sunday, every Sunday my dad made us get up and go to mass and you had to get there what? Quarter of five in the morning. Ya know because you wanted good seats. There were so many things to remember to when you got there, there was like little moves. Nobody knew the moves. Nobody knew. Like what was that one? Nobody knew, nobody looked at each other what is this? Try to make it up as you go.
It was Peace. Peace is when you would shake the hands of the people around you. And the only reason you knew peace was coming because the priest would say peace five times rapid fire. Plus, he was like a rapper priest, mind you.
So he'd go, "And the peaceful disciple said 'My peace I leave, my peace I give to you. As we ate Reese's Pieces with the Lord. And he said I have a piece of lint in my peaceful EYE!'" But you know what people were doing while he was doing his little 'peace' rap? There were people who were looking around for the people whose hands you were not going to shake. This was church and he was like 'Naw, f*** that guy.' 'No, here he comes. No peace be with you. I'm all set. Peace be with you--*slaps hand* I said I'm all set, I'm doing my thing. I got a lot of people. PEACE OFF! Peace be with you--don't let go. You do not let go of me!'
I just saw Jesus' eyes. And then it was like 'snack time' right in the middle of mass... Yeah, right out of no where the priest will look down and be like, " LETS HAVE SOME YUM YUMSSSS... I'VE MADE SNACKKSSS."
The crouton-o-Christ. The he was like this and I got mad because he always kept them like this so I used to always want to mess with the priest, y'know. When it was my turn to get in the front of the line, I'd be like, "Ahh *sticks out tongue and holds out hands* Your move holy man... choose wisely." I always wanted to grab the bowl, go home, and add milk. "
Lavi took a box of Alpha bits. " Start your day out the holy way with Christ Chex. It's a miracle in a bowl. Open up the box it's like, "Ahhhhhh !" Little angel flies out. "GOOD MORNING!! LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL! " Lavi bursted out laughing and everyone in the room was falling over.
" Nice Lavi. nice... " Lenalee stated and Lavi was smiling.
" Good Ta Knowwwww. " Lavi slurred somewhat.
This was probably the more fun Christmas's she's ever had.
" MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODYYYYYY" They all exclaimed. Excluding Kanda, he was already sleeping.
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The New Years approached, Lavi planned NOT to be drunk this time. After seeing what absolute Mishaps, happened.
Lenalee wouldn't let things slide, for mishaps.
Lavi was passing Tyki along the halls.
" Oh! Hey Tyki-Pom Pom. Whatcha up to? " Lavi questioned and Tyki's eyebrow twitched.
" None of you are ever gonna let Allen's word mishap go are you? " He asked.
" Nope! " Lavi stated.
-- LAVI POV. (( rare moment. haha))
Unlocking the door I entered our dorm. As in our, I mean mine and Seiran's. But everything was really quiet for some reason. I took off my jacket, and hung it up and slung my stuff to the side. I looked around the darkly lit room. Nothing was out of place, but it just felt awkward. I looked around to see Seiran's stuff scattered around. I looked over to my phone which was vibrating.
I opened it up and read the message.
Sender : Yuki
Time: 11:56 PM
Message :
Hey Nii-san! How are you? I hope High School is going good. Gramps said you are doing good, but still thinks you should study instead of party. We watch youtube. I laughed at it! Alot! I miss you though... Will you come and visit soon? Sorry I'm always sick. Not much I can do about it though, but I'll get better eventually! Right? Anyway, Merry late Christmas and stuff.. and Happy New year too!
.. reply later would you?..
-Yuki
P.S. - Gramps said not to do anything stupid with the dorm ideal. I don't get what he means by that... :/
Lavi chuckled. He knew what their grandfather meant.
At least she's feeling a bit better, unlike in September... Lavi mentally sighed.
Lavi walked over to the bedroom and placed his hand on the doorknob. Opening the door, he saw Seiran staring out the window, but he couldn't see his face.
" Oiiii. Seiran, shouldn't you be sleeping? " Lavi questioned. He observed him for a moment. She was wearing a large black t-shirt that said Nyne Junior High School on the back. But she didn't reply to his question.
" Shortie.... You alive over there? " Lavi questioned again and she nodded. But didn't speak.
" Did you lose your voice or something?... " Lavi questioned another time, standing beside her.
Her bangs were covering over her eyes, but he could see the ice like tears falling down.
" Hey.. What's wrong?... Did Kira, and Ryuu bug you again?.. " Lavi spoke, sitting down beside her. His expression soft.
She shook her head. " No.. " She whispered.
" Then what's the matter?.. " Lavi questioned and Lenalee sighed. (( lenalee is dressed as a boy still right now. haha))
"... Just remembering something.. it was a major life changer. No matter how long ago it was. " Lenalee stated, wiping at her eyes roughly.
" That's okay.. It's alright to cry when these things happen. Would you be kind enough to tell me about it? I can find a way to cheer you up. Maybe tell you about my own experiences. " Lavi stated.
Lenalee sat there for a moment.
She looked him in the eye and Lavi wiped away one of her falling tears. Lenalee went to sit beside him and Lavi sat there, waiting.
" Well.. 12 years ago, when I was 4, and my brother was 17. We lived somewhere in China. It's our homeland, as he always tells me. I really don't remember my parents too much, but they died on this day. And when our Uncle, was the legal one to take care of us, he was an alcohol abuser. So I often had many bruises, and my brother would be slaved away working.
So, New Years Eve, he asked me if I wanted the New year, to be.. well New. I said sure, and that night, he took me, and a few things and ran off. He supported a job and we stayed in a motel for a while, but by my 5th Birthday, we had an apartment, somewhere in town. And we lived there ever since. He couldn't go to the great universities, and such. And I feel bad, because of our age gap, I held him back. But he was happy to know I was getting nice grades... it's the least I could do... he did get me out of there, when we were younger.. But... " Lenalee couldn't talk anymore and new tears came falling.
She felt an arm wrap around her, into a tight embrace.
" It's alright. So today, has alot of event's for you. For guys, it's alright to cry. Who says we aren't allowed to. huh? " Lavi spoke a slight humor in his voice. Lenalee nodded and laughed bit.
He let go and she was facing him.
" Well. Will you tell me, something? " Lenalee stated.
Lavi nodded.
" Chomesuke said she spilled a bit of info about me. So, do you want me to continue that? " Lavi questioned and Lenalee nodded.
" Well, let's see.... When I was a kid, 7 to be exact, I lost my right eye. Due to some ganged events. But my Gramps saved my sorry butt, so to say. I was a good kid, and when I was 12, My mother got pregnant again. And I got a little sister, named Yuki. But she's never had the best health, so Gramps homeschool's her. Otherwise, she would be in grade 1 right now. Probably in Tiedoll's class. He loves working with kids... You know, Kanda's foster Dad? Anyway.. When She was 2 years old, and I was 14, our parents died because of an accident. Or shooting. Our neighbourhood was loaded with these things. It really sucked. Yuki, really did miss our parents, she wishes she knew them. As for I, I knew what went on, and was pretty annoyed with it. But I really screwed up too. I kinda went, well, off. I wasn't the guy I was now, last year, most definitely. But that's another story, for another time... But well, our parents died, in September. It wasn't the greatest month. But now Gramps takes care of us and I get annual summer jobs. So we doing okay, and I got college next year, so I can get a good occupation and take care of her, and Gramps. Kinda like what your brother did, but a different route and timeline I suppose. " Lavi explained.
Lenalee held a sad face.
" Gomen Ne.. I sit her complaining and you've had it worse then I did... " Lenalee sighed and Lavi chuckled.
" Hey.. no more crying. Before you get me crying too. Then Kanda might walk in and be like 'Wtf' moments. " Lavi stated, his voice cracking slightly and Lenalee giggled.
" Okay... Oh.. and Happy New Year. " Lenalee stated and Lavi nodded.
" Happy New Year. " He replied.
Lovely. 3 hours of nicely detailed and hopefully fluffy work.
XD
MY CHRISTMAS PRESENTS TO YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU.
and Some Yullen. HAHAHA. It was asked for, and was given. Along with the mistletoe. XD
... now chores await me.
I won't be able to IMMEDIATELY reply to all your reviews, as I so usually do! Since tommorrow, the 23rd, I have lots to do. I go to a party, then come home, then go watch movies and have a sleepover.
So the 24th, I will see the reviews and I will see some at the end of tonight if anyone does review.
GOTTA LOVE DANE COOK! :D
And the 8 Year old Rapist thing and Cross.
I have a guy friend, who called him that.
I never stopped laughing at that. **yet**
XD XD Hopefully, it made you laugh too.
It's something of my own comedy in there. Heehee.
Anyway... Youtube links :
.com/watch?v=Aeb7Weyeu9s
Obviously, I modified some things. Hahaha
... And I cant seem to find the other ones that inspired me. Whoops.
XD They are Man comedies anyway.
... You will find them in the world lands of Youtube.
Anyway, I gotta go to LalaLand and fix it.
(( my bedroom. = chores. Lovely... ))
Please Review??..... Happy Holidays to all!
And to my buddies who are doing Homework. ((astaline)) Hopes this gives motivation! And talk to you on the 24th.
Katarina H, have fun with that Essay. Hope you finish it... :)
-Dayna