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IS IT I, GODLEGEND!

...THAT SOUNDED SO STUPID AND CRINGY.

...HUH, I KNEW THERE WAS A CONNECTION WITH MY STORY AFTER ALL.

Anyway, thank you a lot for all of your supports, and although I am sad that there's like 1 reviews after the last chapter, I am still happy what with all the follows and favorites.

Thank a lot guys, you gave me a lot of DETERMINATION to write this chapter, and thank to you, here it is.

First off though...

GamehunterMC: OMG THANKS YOU A LOT! AND SORRY FOR THE WAITS, HERE IS THE NEXT CHAPTER SINCE I DON'T WANT TO GIVE YOU ANY MORE CANCER THAN I ALREADY HAD WITH MY STUPID NOTES AND STUFF...

Disclaimer: Derp?

(Waterfall)

Hey, you know how in the game, it took like…5 minutes to get from Snowdin to get to Waterfall, even though Frisk is like 8 years old?

Yeah, that's bullshit.

I AM PAPYRUS FOR F*CK SAKE, I BREAK THE LAWS OF PHYSICS DAILY AND IT TOOK ME 20 MINUTES TO GET THERE!

But then again, this is my dream, so it is probably false.

But then again, what's the different between a game and a dream anyway.

"HEY PUNK! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?" A loud, strong female voice rang out, snapping me out of my thoughts.

Undyne.

Almost forgot about her.

Now that I think about it, Undyne is like…the weebo female sushi version of Papyrus. Like c'mon, loud, brave, strong, and full of energy, they are basically the same.

…BASICALLY the same.

"AH, HELLO UNDYNE!" I said, trying to sound as cool and excited as possible, because well, that's how Papyrus always sounded like, right?

Then again, this is my dream, so I don't think it would really affect much.

"HELLO TO YOU TOO PAP, BUT YOU STILL HAVEN'T ANSWER MY QUESTION." Undyne said as she shown her "toothy" grin, and by toothy I mean it look like her fangs is going to shoot out of her mouth and flew at me like a bundle of spears.

But before I could respond, Undyne cut me off.

"I GET IT! YOU ARE EXCITED ABOUT HAVING THAT "PRIVATE TRAINING" WITH ME AM I RIGHT?" Undyne said with a mischievous smirk.

Geez, at least buy me some dinner first woman, I'm not a slut.

…Oh wait, so that's what the "cooking lessons" was for.

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Okay, back to serious mode.

I really don't want to have any "training" with Undyne, because sure, it MAY be fun, but I seriously don't want to get thrown around and be used as an aiming target, it will hinder my plan, and I know I only have a limited amount of time before the human come here.

I seriously hope that the human would be Frisk or at least a pacifist, but like they said: "Hope for the best but prepare for the worst."

So that raises the question:

How am I going to trick Undyne into letting me go, AND doesn't let Sans know about it?

…I have an idea.

"AH YOU SEE UNDYNE, I'M GOING TO GERSON'S SHOP TO BUY SANS SOME TEAS!" I said, and surprisingly, a knowing and sympathetic smile formed on Undyne face.

"He had a nightmare again huh?" Undyne said, shocking me quite a bit.

So this happened before?

"AH…YES, AND IT IS QUITE BAD THIS TIME." I said, sounded as nervous as I could, and rubbing the back of my head for good measures.

Undyne gave me a pat on the back in return, which nearly made me land face-first to the ground.

"Don't let me slow you down then." Undyne said with as much sincerity as she could, before her mischievous smile returned with full forces.

"BUT DON'T THINK YOU CAN ESCAPE YOUR TRAININGS, YOU HEAR? AS SOON AS YOU FINISHED TAKING CARE OF THAT LAZY BAG OF BONES, COME BACK HERE YOU UNDERSTAND?" Undyne said, with as much enthusiasm as ever, to which I could only nod and let out a chuckle.

Gathering my voice again, I put a hand on my chest and say with as much sincerity as I could.

"OF COURSE UNDYNE! I WOULD NEVER FORGET OUR TRAININGS! BUT I MUST GO NOW, BEFORE SANS DOZED OFF AT GRILLBY AGAIN OR SOMETHING!" And with that said, I took off with as much speed as I could muster, Undyne phasing out of sight in just seconds.

Now, TO GERSON'S SHOP!

(4 minutes later)

Finally I am here.

In front of me was a small cave, with the sign that say: "Gerson's shop" hanging loosely to the point it looked like it was going to fall down with a small gust of wind.

Huh, didn't see that in the game before, so what give?

Whatever, who cares?

I quickly barged in, only to found myself…

Stunned.

You know how the crystals on Waterfall ceiling always have this glowing beauty to it?

…I would have said more, if I wasn't too busy face-palming myself at the pun I just made.

"Eh, Papyrus? Whatcha doing here?" An old yet kind voice snapped me out of my trains of thoughts, one that could only belong to the hammer of justice himself.

Putting my hand out of my face, I looked up to see Gerson holding his magnifying glass as always.

"AH HELLO THERE GERSON! THE GREAT PAPYRUS IS SIMPLY HERE FOR SOME SEA TEAS!" Gerson looked surprise, before giving me a sympathetic look.

"Let me guess, He's at it again, isn't he?" He said, hand already rummaging through some sort of card board box, and if I am correct, then it's definitely sea teas in there.

I was a bit shock to say the least.

D-does that mean this have happened before? And frequently too?

Unlike some stupid nooby fanboys that boast about how much he loves a game he hasn't even play on tumblr to get attention, I-A TRUE fan of the game who had look in almost every corners and secrets of the game, know this could means.

And the implications is...worrying to say the least.

"AH YES, AND IT LOOKED LIKE IT…WORSE THIS TIME." I said with a slight tone of concerns just to make it sound more convincing. Can never be too careful with old peoples after all.

Isn't it weird knowing that I did the same thing Papyrus did even though I know nothing of him personally?

Oh right, DREAM.

Keep forgetting about that.

"I see." Gerson responded, hands still rummaging through the box before slowly setting tea bags on the counter.

"You know, back when I was just from war, I have nightmares almost every nights." Gerson continued in his "back in my days" old peoples stuffs, before slightly paused as if contemplating something. "Much like your brother."

"ARE YOU SAYING THAT MY BROTHER IS HAVING SOME SORT OF WAR?" I said, trying to sound as surprised as I could. Although it wasn't much of a problem since hearing that monsters, such as Gerson having PTSD is a pretty big surprise on its own.

Humans truly are a horrible race, aren't we?

"Well maybe not a war." Gerson said, finally setting all of the needed tea bags on the counter. "More like of a struggle. Have your brother been acting strange lately, like something is… troubling him? And he kept trying to push you away?"

Wow, Gerson is a lot deeper than I thought, but what can you expect from an old war veteran?

"WELL, I WOULDN'T SAY PUSHING ME AWAY, BUT IT'S LIKE HE THINK HE SHOULDN'T TROUBLE ME WITH HIS LAZY BONES! HOW DARE HE DENY THE GREAT PAPYRUS'S ASSITANTS?! HE COULDN'T EVEN PICK HIS SOCKS UP HIMSELF!" I said with the most comical expression I could make, earning a slight chuckle from Gerson.

"You are right papyrus. But here's my advice: Don't push Sans. He need some more time, just approach him slowly. Talk to him, share his burden." Gerson paused. "Don't stop even when he tries to push you away. You are a great brother Papyrus, and Sans love you more than anyone else, he will understand."

"OF COURSE I AM! THANK YOU GERSON, I WILL MAKE SANS SEE THAT I WILL ALWAYS BE THERE TO HELP HIM! EVEN IF HE DOESN'T LIKE IT!" I said enthusiastically and beat my chest plate proudly, beaming a big smile, causing Gerson to let out another chuckle.

"That's the spirit tiger. Now, here's the tea." Gerson said, handing me a bag full of tea bags (A/N: Bagception!)

"THANK YOU MR GERSON! HERE'S THE MONEYS! I WILL TAKE YOUR ADVICE TO MY HEART AND GO CONFRONT SANS RIGHT NOW! ALLONS-Y!" After making that sick reference, I threw the gold on the counter, took the bag and disappeared from the cave in a heart beats.

Behind me, Gerson mumbled to himself.

"Heh, and to think that someone would be cruel enough to even hurt that cinnamon roll. And human called us monsters."

(Sans's POV)

I waited.

And waited.

Then the doors opened.

"just on times too." I mumbled to myself, which meant that the clock wasn't wrong, and that bring me with the question that I had been pondering about ever since I got here.

What happened to Papyrus then?

The human let out a slight crack, indicated that they just stepped through the branch, which also signaled my cue.

"sup pal?" I said as "friendly" as I could and by friendly I mean I wasn't grinding my teeth, so that's something.

"Hello Sans." They said nonchalantly, clearly too familiar with this already.

The atmosphere tensed and neither of us moved for a few second, before I chose to do what I came here for.

"i want to ask you a question/I want to ask you a question." We both said at a same time, which straight away shocked me and them into silence.

Welp, that kinda beat the reason we came here in the first place for, isn't it?

After another moment of stunned silence, we both let out a word that I think is the most un useful thing that we could have say.

"what/What?" Another tense moment passed, and I could see a look of irritation passed on their face.

Well too bad pal, because I'm doing it too.

"stop that/Stop that!" And again, they copied me.

What? I'm not copying anyone, THEY are copying me.

Then again, they could be thinking the same thing.

Geez, now they have to copy my thought too?

What a loser. (A/N: ...)

"enough already/Enough already." As soon as we said that, a vein popped on their forehead, and I can already feel the blue magic flashing in my eye.

We waited.

And we waited.

*Splash*

A red, vertical line formed where I was just a second ago, tearing up the snow and dirt underneath.

Well if you wanna play like that.

*BOOM*

They jumped away just in the nick of time, the Gasterblaster tearing up the entire ground where they had just been.

We stared at each other for another tense moment, silences took over everything one more.

Geez, one more of these stare down and people would think this is a romantic movie or something.

"I just wanna talk." Chara/Frisk (Charisk?) said, before shoving the knife back to the inventory much and holding their hands up in mock surrender, much to my surprise. (A/N: And before you ask, NO! I am not doing any sins!)

I responded by withdrawing my own attacks too, but still tense as to see where ether this is a trick or a genuine act.

I sincerely hope it is the former.

"yeah, let talk." I said, before started an conversation that I will really regret in the future.

(Snowdin)

"That would be 40 G please." The bartender shop owner said softly, and let out a small thank you as I dropped the moneys in her hand.

"NO, THANK YOU KIND MISS! I WILL SEE YOU LATER!" I said happily, and how couldn't I? Everything was falling into place. Now, only one final thing to do.

Let meet the human.

(Nowhere)

In nowhere, a void where there was no light, no stars, no ground and definitely no living beings, a goopy form that resembled a man with a lab shirt, felt emotions for the first time since their arrival to this world.

And their first word were:

"THE F*CK?"