Hello Everyone! I am back with another chapter of "Note To Self" This one is probably going to be pretty short but I hope to have some longer chapters up in the near future.
Disclaimer: Owns Nothing, never has, never will
AN - I noticed I have been getting a lot of Author Alerts, in which I am very grateful but if you don't mind, the people who have added me to that list if you don't mind reviewing, so I can know what you liked and what you didn't, I would really appreciate it.
Reviewers:
Vilon - Haha I am glad you didn't completely deplore it. It is a D/H fan fiction, it just has not reached that point yet, there is plenty of humor to be shared, love scenes to be had and bests to be made before then, I hope to get it there as quickly as you would like
bittersweetsea- Thanks I am glad you like my perverted sense of humor, the last three steps will take place in this chapter
Minerva Rose - Awesome! Which friend? I am really glad you like it, I do sincerely hope to see some more of that uniform pants wearing Draco in the 5th movie. Thanks for reading hope to hear from you soon.
the masked unit - I know the chapters are not the most detailed things in the world ;;; when I was writing, I was really concerned with the humor. Thank you for your critique!
phix27- Here are the next 3 steps for you, thanks for coming back!
red eyed dragon - Haha I want someone to use the steps on me too...lol don't worry! We don't need to pout of in corners we have fan fiction! (Or so we lead ourselves to believe --) haha
Chapter Four - Note To Self - Always have a 3 step follow up plan to your 5 step "Bitches With No Stitches Plan" The number 8 sounds cool, you can completely lure them into your trap and it is the size of ahem certain appendages...
(AN - Psshh...you wish Draco)
The rest of the day went by smoothly for the dearly beloved (cough, cough, splutter, splutter) Draco Malfoy. He made his way down to the Great Hall, making sure he had Crabbe and Goyle were following behind him in a Charlie's Angels-esq like way, so as to make him look more powerful.
He spotted Ginny wave to Harry who was already in the Great Hall with his mouth wrapped around a turkey leg as if it was the last thing he was ever going to eat. Right before Ginny had the chance to move forward Draco Malfoy put step six of his plan into play.
Step 6: Light Shoulder Touch, Whisper and Wink. It Makes Them Think You Are Actually Smart and Caring, Wondering What You're Thinking About. (Which of COURSE Can't Be Sex HAHAHA)
Draco seemlessly steps behind Ginny and rests hand gently on her shoulder. "See you tonight, don't forget, I really hope you were able to work things out." He saw Ginny look at him with her mouth slightly open as if in an awe like trance and his superior beauty to the world. He then winked and motioned for Crabbe and Goyle to follow him and they feel in step as Dylan Sanders and Alex Munday. (Which one is which, the world may never know...)
Draco enjoyed the feast but made sure he ate in a mild manner so he didn't smell like discarded farm animals after wards. As the meal came to a close he reached into his pocket and brought out a container of "Magic Mints" guaranteed to make anyone who inhaled your oxygen be lustful towards you, but only for an hour. "Enough time for a tutoring session." Thought Malfoy as he popped two into his mouth, the more mints you eat, the more powerful it becomes. "Blaise said nothing about using edible charms..."
Draco had talked to Blaise yesterday in the Slytherin common room, discussing his progress. "It is like she is wrapped around my finger!" Draco boasted in a slightly fake manner.
"Oh come of it Draco, we both just know it's a little tutoring session, I, on the other hand, could make much better use of your time..." Blaise drawled.
"Yeah, by paying the money you owe me when I win." Draco retorted. They had added this to the deal the other night, Draco had felt as if he was getting nothing out of this deal but the misfortune of others (which was fabulous and all) but the two horrible shaggings kind of canceled the whole, make-the-world-a-more-horrible-place-for-all-people thing. And since Draco knew that Blaise had enough money to bathe in it, he obliged to a 50 Galleon prize.
"If you win Draco, don't get all hot and bothered." Blaise said, completely dismissing Draco's anger as if it were simply an annoying fly on his shoulder.
Draco got up all in a tizzy and stormed out of the Slytherin common room. He hated when Blaise did that, made him feel insignificant, just because he was handsomer, smarter...URGH! NEVERMIND!
As finally came to an end and people were filing out of the Great Hall, he saw Potter tell Ginny he would catch up with her later because he had a Seeker's meeting. However, Draco knew perfectly well the seeker's didn't have meetings, or he would have been invited. But Ginny believed him none the less.
He saw Potter meet up with Chang, and quickly exit the hall.
Considering Draco did have some time before him and the Weaslette had to meet he decided to do a little investigative journalism and follow the two. The went up the stairs to the second floor to a classroom that used to be used by Professor Grubby-Plank before she had been moved to the position of Care of Magical Creatures for a while. Now, it was being used as a storage closet for various potions, scrawls, inkwells and cauldrons.
He saw them quickly look around and then shuffle themselves in and close and lock the door. Draco, knew a charm taught to him by Snape however, to view things behind such trivial items as doors. "Yarxcio" Draco whispered and his wand ignited. It worked very similarly to a flashlight. Any time he pointed it anywhere it would create a circle only not shine light but reveal what was behind what he was looking at. (Draco had found this very useful during his classes when he saw one of his female classmates get up and walk past him.)
As Draco peered into the supply closet he saw that Harry Potter - The Boy Who Lived - on top of a sprawled out Cho Chang on top of three desks, snogging.
Draco never felt anything like this in his life, he was so shocked, so surprised, so...proud! "Wow I would have never known Potter had it in him! I guess we can now call him "The Boy Who Was Short-Lived"" Draco thought laughing at his own joke as he muttered a spell that can capture an image and then make it reappear like a slide show. His non-existent heart swelled as he saw Potter starting to remove her clothing and sniffed, "Sweet little Potter, all grown up and about to get dumped!"
But Draco stayed a little longer than he had to. He found himself looking just a second longer than he had to. Not at Chang, but at Potter. "Wow.." Draco whispered before he could stop himself as Harry used his teeth to rip off the buttons on Cho's shirt. "What the fuck was that?" He hit himself in the head left in a hurry knowing he had to meet Ginny shortly. He shouldn't be looking at Potter! He had lives to ruin! Draco blew it off as a fluke and he must just be looking at the enemy for a weakness as to when he can strike. He went on to step number seven.
Step 7: CD - Consolable Dirt. Dig up Things On Other People, Pretend You Found It By Accident, And Then Console Them, They'll Think You're Sensitive
By the time Draco had arrived Ginny was already in the Room of Requirement. She had lined shelves with books on potions and had a set up lab station right in the middle of the room with the steps for the potions and the ingredients and method.
When Draco walked in, he tried to look as sullen as possible, as if something was really bothering him, so Ginny would notice his poor little puppy face and ask him what's wrong.
"What's the matter Draco?" Ginny inquired.
Draco sighed in that, "Oh woe is me" way. "I think you should sit down."
With those words spoken a long black leather couch appeared in the left hand corner of the room. Draco motioned towards the seat and Ginny sat down wondering what was going on.
Draco sighed again. "I really don't know if I should be the one telling you this, it's really not my business to be saying this, but you are just so..." Draco cut himself off knowing she would be leaning in at this point wondering what she was.
Draco removed his wand from his cloak pocket and said, "Projectoro." And it reflected the image of Harry and Cho together.
He watched as Ginny's mouth fell open and tears started streaming out of her eyes. But they looked...fake for some reason. As if she was trying really hard to look pathetic.
"Oh DRACO!" She cried and buried herself into his shoulder. He patted her lightly and proceeded on to the last step of his sure fire plan.
Step 8 - And When You Have Them In Your Grasp...Lean In
He cupped Ginny's face in his hand, which appeared to have stopped streaming. She closed her eyes a little longer than necessary and opened them again. Draco leaned in and watch Ginny do the same. "Step One completed." he thought.
Draco locked the door, leaving all studying materials untouched.
Other materials well...that is a different story.