(??? POV): Dear Oum how long do I have to keep enduring this...this torture...why was I always left out on things that my sisters got to do? Why do I have to be locked in this room day in and day out with the rare chance of food and a sip of water? Hell I had to use my own blood to keep myself hydrated so I don't die of thirst...Why do they hurt me so much...? Mom...Dad...Ruby...Yang...Uncle Qrow...Aunt Raven...Why do they do this to me...? Everyday I've been losing more and more feeling over my own body whether it be from being forced to be a slave for these people...no...not people...monsters...or when I notice the neglect or when they just downright abuse me...the only one who used to treat me like a person used to be Ruby but she soon fell into the trend of hating me...my sisters would constantly blame me for what they done while my parents would beat me along with my uncle while my aunt just stared and did nothing to help me...this time however things were gonna different...for tonight is the night of a grimm eclipse and my escape from this hell...once they finished beating me they threw me outside of the house and locked the doors, leaving me to the nonexistent mercy of the grimm...I laid there for what seems like forever staring at the beautiful crimson shattered moon...My singular silver eye (right eye) and my black one stares at the hypnotic red...I decided to get up and head to the shed to sleep the night away because I don't want to end up as food for the grimm...but my body refused to move, in fact I seem to be laughing? Why is my body laughing like a psychopath and not listening to me...my body gets up and starts heading to the forest...once I was deep into the forest my body spots a pond...thirsty, it decided to drink from it but once it was done, it stared at its reflection...my reflection...my once black eye was now the same color as the moon...red as blood...a calm scarlet...a bright crimson...my body then got up and went on its way deeper into the forest.
Years later
Location: Menagerie desert
A man can be seen walking through the desert in some type of armor while holding some kind of rifle. He seems to be investigating a man who has been hung from a large metal frame by the hand. As the man keeps moving towards the body,a man is sitting on a rock, banging his buzz axe on a rock. He notices the other man, and walks behind him
(??? POV)
'I don't know the dead man. Probably didn't deserve what he got. Doesn't make him special, though; all kinds of people die out here: the innocent, and the not-so-innocent. If I'm lucky, he hasn't noticed me, yet. I want to warn him. I want to tell him to run, to hide, get out of sight so I won't have to kill him. That's what I want to say. What actually comes out of my mouth is-'
(??? charges at the man from behind. Preparing his ax/saw)
???:"I have the shiniest meat bicycle!"
(He jumps off a makeshift metal fence and raises his buzz axe. The man turns around and screams as ??? lands and kills him)
???'s inner voice:Heh. Close enough.
This has been the trailer for:
A Meat Bicycle Built For Two