Expanding the Relationship – Chapter 56.5
This is Lindsay's "bizarre homoerotic dream involving Danny, Flack, Frank N Furter/Chris and Marilyn Monroe" which was mentioned at the start of chapter 57. If you thought I could be weird when my characters were awake, you ain't seen psychotic, yet!
"How now, brown cow," Danny intoned from his seat atop the Washington Monument. Chris floated by him in brown-spotted leather chaps, being ridden by Marilyn Monroe. He mooed.
Marilyn jumped off her perch on Chris' back and her skirt puffed up into a parachute that floated her gently down to the ground. Once safely on her feet again, she approached the monument. The door opened and Flack stepped out.
"Hello, Miss Monroe," he tipped his Bowler hat and twirled his Bobby stick, waddling comically like a penguin as he approached her.
She beckoned him over and grabbed his stick in her fist, stroking it gently with her fingers. Steam poured out of Flack's ears as she pulled him down by his hat's chinstrap and kissed him soundly on the mouth. His hat opened to reveal a train whistle that sounded loud enough to break the clouds overhead and make them shatter down on the ground in white droplets.
Behind them, the Washington Monument changed colour to pinkish-peach and shortened until it was a ridiculously long phallus attached to Danny's groin. Chris twirled over on the arm of Fred Astaire and, during the dip, placed a kiss on the plum shaped head. Astaire dropped him on the spot, leaving the now-black-corset-clad fireman lying at Danny's feet.
Flack had lifted Marilyn's skirt and was now sawing his nightstick back and forth between her legs as she crouched on hands and knees. She barked and panted at Danny and Flack but growled loudly at Chris, pawing a run in his stockings and chewing on one of his stilettos.
Chris crawled away from the angry movie star and wrapped himself protectively around Danny's giant wang. Danny looked down at the fearful man and placed his hands on his hips to laugh. Suddenly, he was dressed as the Jolly Green Giant. Flack was unhappy to note that he'd been shrunken down and turned green to become Sprout and Marilyn was now munching happily on a cob of corn.
A bell chimed off in the distance, and they all stood up to sing a rousing, naked chorus of "I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Weiner!" while doing the CanCan. They got through the song three times, and on the final line, "Everyone would be in love with me!" they twirled into a circle and each stroked each other once, finishing in a grand flourish of bukkake.
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Lindsay slapped her alarm clock to shut it off tried to wipe the sleep out of her eyes.
"What in the name of all that's holy was that?" she grumbled, rolling out of bed to start her day.