The Worst PickUp Lines In London

by Mrs.GingerHinkley

Times is hard, and Nellie Lovett only wants the affection of her most moody tenant. Her most moody tenant, however, would prefer that Mrs. Lovett keep her horrid pick-up lines to herself.

4. Chapter 4

Disclaimer: The best part of my Thanksgiving was having Tim and his family on my TV.

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It's almost another day by the time Mrs. Lovett closes shop. Sweeney is there, sitting on the stairs, just waiting- Mrs. Lovett thinks- for a bit of her company.

She struts toward him and then leans purposefully against the railing.

"You might not be one of me customers, Mr. T, but I bet I can get you screaming 'God, that's good' before the night is out."

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A/N: This alludes to the stage version, but I couldn't not take advantage of this line.