yawn I'm soo tired today. I spent like 8 hours on the computer today. I think I was mental or
something. In this story, there are a looootttt of funny parts so hold your horses! Oh well…on with the story!
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Sakura: sniff this part of the story is so sad!
Sasuke: oh shut up, crybaby!
Sakura: (fire in her eyes) what…did…you…call…me, Uchiha?
Sasuke: uh…nothing! I'm so sorry! Please spare me my life! kneels down and hugs her legs
Sakura: (smiles smugly) that's better.
Me: Whoa…never knew you guys were so into each other.
POW! POW!
Me: (two huge bumps appear on my head) it was sarcasm. (whispers softly: NOT!)
Two more bumps appear on my head.
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Chapter 4 – The Weirdest Day Ever
DING DONG! DING DONG! Sakura's doorbell rang frantically. "I'm coming…I'm coming," Sakura muttered under her breath.
Sakura Haruno, age 17 and junior at Konoha High, quickly dressed up in a pair of jean shorts and a pink halter tank top. She combed her gleaming pink hair with her fingers and ran down the wooden stairs. She unlocked the door and her eyes widened.
Two police officers were standing at her doorway. They were looking at her with a bit of pity in their eyes. I wonder why…?
"Can I do anything for you, officers?" Sakura smiled nervously.
"Are you Ms. Sakura Haruno?" Sakura nodded her head cautiously. "We'd like you to come with us." One of them put a hand on her shoulder and led her out the door. Sakura gulped.
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RING! RING! RING!
"I got it! I got it!" A brown-haired girl fumbled with her flip phone before answering it.
"Hello?"
"Tenten? This is Sakura! sob Can you come to my house? sob"
"Oh my gosh, Sakura! What happened?"
"You'll sob find out soon sob enough."
"I'll be right over, girlfriend. I just need to get these weapons polished."
"Thank you. Click…"
Hmmm… I wonder what's so important that's making Sakura cry so much, Tenten thought. I hope nothing bad happened to anyone. I feel so sorry for Sakura.
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RING! RING! RING!
"Get that for me, will you, Jin?" A male with long hair called to his butler.
"Hello? This is Neji speaking."
"This is Sakura. Can you come right over? sniffle"
"Ok, Sakura-chan. I'll be there."
"Can you get sob Hinata, too?"
"Sure. We just need to make sure our eyes are still white."
"0.o Thank you. Click…"
Why would Sakura call me? Out of all people…Neji thought. Neji got Hinata and they made their way to Sakura's house.
"What is wrong with Sakura-chan, Neji-niisan?" Hinata asked, with a look of concern for her friend. Her grip on Neji's arm tightened and he was sure it left a mark.
"I have no idea," he replied solemnly.
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RING! RING! RI-!
"Shikamaru. If it's anything troublesome, then hang up." A male with a brown ponytail answered.
"Hi…do you mind coming over? sobs"
"Might be a bit troublesome though."
"So can you?"
"sigh Fine I'll come… after I finish my nap."
"Click…"
Troublesome women, Shikamaru thought. What does she want with me?
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RING! RING! RING!
"I love Ramen! Naruto speaking!" A blond male greeted cheerfully..
"Do you mind coming over?"
"Course not, Sakura-chan! I'll be right there! I just need to finish some ramen!"
"Thanks. Click…"
YAY! Sakura-chan invited me over! It's just going to be the two if us! Naruto smiled inwardly. Boy…was he wrong…
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RING! RING! RING!
"Hn?" A boy with raven hair and onyx eyes answered the cell phone.
"Come over, Uchiha."
"Why should I?"
"Just come, god dammit!"
"Hn. Whatever I'll come. I just need to finish this tv show."
"Thank you. Click…"
What a strange girl…..
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"So why have you called all of us here, Sakura?" Tenten patted her sympathetically on the back as Sakura muttered something through her sobs.
"My parents sobs have been sobs in a plane accident sobs and they didn't sobs survive," Sakura cried. Tears were pouring out of her endlessly. "I needed someone to sobs comfort me."
"D-don't worry, S-Sakura-chan. W-we are al-always h-here for y-you," Hinata stuttered.
"I'll go cook you up some ramen. I hope it'll make you feel better," Naruto smiled nervously and headed towards the kitchen.
"I-I'll h-help, N-Naruto-kun," Hinata hurried after her 'crush'.
Everyone else just muttered words of comfort although that did not help so much. She kept on crying that her eyes soon dried out so she whimpered softly. Sasuke sat in a dark corner and closed his eyes. He leaned his head back against his arms which were behind his head.
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In the kitchen…
"Can you pass me the ramen, Hinata-chan?" Naruto asked politely, holding his hand out. Hinata shyly placed the packet in his hands and blushed furiously when they made contact. On the other hand, Naruto was oblivious to the blush. "Thank you."
Naruto began pouring the contents of the packet into the boiling water. He stirred and started humming a tune. Soon, he was so into humming he began singing.
RAMEN! RAMEN!
How I love Ramen!
When I eat it, it makes me go,
YUM YUM YUM!
The thick and yummy noodles,
Mixed with a yummy base.
I get my chopsticks from the draw'r
And start picking at the ramen
I pick the ramen noodle by noodle
And place them in my mouth!
Then I start to chew and chew
Until my tummy is full…
RAMEN! RAMEN!
How I love Ramen!
When I eat it, it makes me go,
YUM! YUM! YUM!
Hinata sweat-dropped.
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"Everything's going to be just fine, Sakura-chan," Tenten soothed. Neji looked at her with pity in his eyes. Shikamaru was tempted to say 'Troublesome' but noticed the amount of pain Sakura was in. Sasuke just lay his head down.
All of a sudden, they heard some strange noises from the kitchen. Everyone (except Sasuke because he was sleeping) shifted closer for better hearing.
Everyone gasped/sweat-dropped as they heard Naruto sing these words.
And oh, my Ramen,
I will never share them with anyone.
Except for my Hinata-chan
Whom I dearly love.
"Oh, shiiiiiit!" Naruto exclaimed. "Did I really say those words? I'm so sorry, Hinata-chan!"
Everyone gathered around and leaned in to have a view of the 'couple.'
Hinata's face was as red as a fresh tomato and Naruto's face was a deep crimson red which slowly faded to a cherry pink. Hinata turned her face and was trying to hide her blush.
The audience slowly leaned in a little more and –
CRASH!
Four people came crashing onto the kitchen floor, each sweat-dropping. Hinata turned a beet red and Naruto turned his head in shame. Hinata began fidgeting with her fingers and Naruto suddenly became very interested with Sakura's kitchen tiles.
"Face it, Naruto! You like Hinata, don't you? Tell us!" Tenten demanded, with a determined look on her face. Her smirk grew wider as Naruto's face turned the colour of Sakura's hair.
Sakura started doing the happy dance. "I knew it…I knew it…I knew it…" She punched her fists in the air. "Hell Yeah! You should go on a date together! Or double date with Tenten and Neji!"
Neji's eyebrow twitched. "What did you say?"
Sakura stuttered as she rubbed the back of her head. "Uh…I mean…Tenten and Rock Lee! Don't you think they are the perfect match?"
POW!
A big lump appeared on Sakura's head. "Ow…" Sakura complained massaging her scalp. She glared at Tenten who was blowing her fist. (A/N: You know when someone shoots a gun and blows away the smoke.) "It was just a suggestion. Nothing personal."
Sakura glared. "Why are we talking about this anyway? I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE HERE TO COMFORT ME!"
All the shouting woke Sasuke up and he charged into the kitchen. "SHUT THE FUCKING HELL UP EVERYBODY! CAN'T YOU SEE THAT I'M TRYING TO HAVE SOME NAPPY TIME?"
"Troublesome," Shikamaru commented while trying his hardest not to laugh.
"Nappy time?" Sakura stifled a giggle but soon, the fits of giggles turned into roars of laughter which soon turned into evil laughter.
"MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! I WILL TELL THE WHOLE WORLD ABOUT SASUKE'S USE OF LANGUAGE! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Everyone stared at Sakura who sweat-dropped. "Whoops! On with the story. Pretend that never happened. You're here to comfort me…right?"
RRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDD! (rewind)
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"Everything's going to be just fine, Sakura-chan," Tenten soothed. Neji looked at her with pity in his eyes. Shikamaru was tempted to say 'Troublesome' but noticed the amount of pain Sakura was in. Sasuke just lay his head down.
Naruto came back marching in. "Ramen is served! I hope it makes you feel better, Sakura-chan! I even sang a song about Ramen for you!" (A/N: he sang it without the 'I love you Hinata' part)
"Thank you, Naruto-kun!" Sakura smiled sweetly and gingerly took the bowl of miso ramen. She gulped it all down in two bites and wiped her mouth with the back of her hand. Everyone made 0.0 eyes at Sakura.
"What did I do?" Sakura asked with an eyebrow raised.
"Never mind," Neji said coolly. He raked his hands through his ears. Tenten had hearts in her eyes and Neji smirked.
"Do you hear something?" Shikamaru asked, his eyes narrowing so he could focus on the sound. He couldn't place it yet it sounded so familiar.
OCK-SHOE!
OCK-SHOE!
Everyone turned to look at the sleeping Uchiha. His mouth kept on opening and closing and weird sounds were coming out of it. "Is he…snoring?"
"Yup. I think he is."
"Oh my gosh! We need to get this on video!"
Everyone watched intently as Sasuke snored, yet again.
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Sasuke's eyes fluttered open and he say 6 pairs of eyes staring at him intently. He immediately sat up, shocked. "Ahhh! What the hell do you think you guys are doing?"
"Um…nothing." Six pairs of guilty-looking eyes nervously looked somewhere else other than the Uchiha heir's face. Sasuke glared at them suspiciously, but soon he brushed it off. After all, this wasn't important. Or was it? He had yet to find out.
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It was a bright Monday morning and the rays of sunlight shone through Sakura's window. Birds chirped happily and Sakura could tell this would be a lucky day. She quickly pulled on a pair of denim capris and a white tank top with the words Angel written in a peacock blue. Over top of it was a thin pastel blue jacket. She hastily tied her hair up into a neat ponytail and grabbed her schoolbag.
As she exited her home, she sniffed the air. It was fresh and breezy and soon, every tensed muscle in her body relaxed. She let out a deep breath and closed her eyes. Today was going to be a good day.
She took a step onto the sidewalk and started her daily walk to school. Strange enough, she didn't see anyone on her way there.
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Sakura pulled on the handle of the school front doors and the door swung open freely. A bucket of maple syrup fell on her gleaming pink hair and covered her jacket. "UCHIHA SASUKE! YOU ARE GOING DOWN!"
Sakura scrubbed at her hair with a towel. Her face was in a snarl and her jacket was stained deeply with a honey colour. A sweet swell of syrup radiated off of her which attracted the fanboys.
"That style looks great on you, Sakura," Sasuke smirked with his hands tucked in his pockets. He looked her over and noticed that the only things covered with the sweet sticky substance was her hair and the jacket,
"This is your entire fault, bastard! I'm so going to get you back for this!" Sakura lunged at Sasuke who easily dodged the attack so Sakura lay on the ground.
"It isn't entirely my fault. You should have looked up first and only your jacket and your hair is stained. Just wear a bandana and take off you jacket."
"Point taken, Uchiha, but you're still going down." Sakura took off her jacket and put on her bandana which was the same colour of her jacket so it mixed just nicely. She smoothed it down and glared at the Uchiha.
"Let's go to class already, jerk-o." Sakura hmphed and held her chin up as she marched to homeroom with Sasuke tagging along with his hands in his pockets. Another group of boys were following the pair with their tongues hanging out of their mouth and drooling. They looked like love-sick puppies who had been hypnotized.
As soon as they reached their homeroom, the bell rang for first period and they sat down in their assigned spots. (A/N: This school is in Japan so the students don't rotate, the teachers do.)
A teacher with long black hair which was tied messily in a bun wearing a navy blue skirt and white blouse strutted in, holding a green binder.
"Good morning, class! My name is Kurenai-sensei and I will be your teacher for Calculus, Geography and History. Today we are learning about…"
Sakura ignored what Kurenai-sensei had to say and started drawing strange doodles across her sheet of lined paper. She subconsciously looked down and saw what she had written: a heart with Sasuke written in the middle.
Sakura blushed furiously. Why the hell would I even like that cold-ass jerk? She rubbedit clean with her eraser and glanced at the half-sleeping figure. Good. Sasuke hadn't seen what she had written.
The day passed by quickly and Sakura found herself being trampled over by Sasuke's fan girls and being chased by her fan boys. Those guys were sure getting annoying. She huffed.
"Leave me alone for once! I have something for you to do! Go to the gym and start doing 1000 pushups, will you! That'll help me uh… save some time when I uh…meet up with you guys later for a…date! That's it! Yeah! A date!" Sakura practically hollered. Her patience was very limited and the fan boys were pushing it over the top.
The fan boys, being stupid as they were quickly followed her instructions and ran to the gym.
"You sure have a limited patience," a hot voice smirked.
"Well you would if you had many people swarming over you!" Sakura shot back.
"I do." He glared at her bluntly and crossed his arms. "Well I'll be going now. See you." With that, he stalked off in the direction of his house.
Sakura sighed and turned the other direction.
The sky was getting darker for an autumn night and the wind picked up speed. Sakura shivered and pulled her coat tighter around her body. Damn! Why did her house have to be so far away?
She stopped for a second and turned into an alleyway for the usual shortcut. Suddenly, she felt the presence of others watching her.
"Well well well. What do we have here? Looks like we're going to have something to entertain us tonight, boys." A brute voice whispered in her ear.
Sakura automatically swung her fist and she heard a satisfying crack.
"SHIT! She broke my nose! Wrong move, lady!" Sakura could sense that a group was circling around her so there was no way out.
She made the first move by swinging her legs in a fast movement and knocked three men down. She used all her martial arts techniques but there were too many of them.
After at least an hour, there were two people standing. Sakura and the leader of the gang. She breathed heavily and quickly got into a fighting stance.
The leader of the gang was stronger and quicker than Sakura had ever imagined. Sakura, with no strength left was pinned against a wall with her wrists held tightly behind her back. She shut her eyes shut, waiting for something to happen but nothing came.
Sakura cracked her eyes open to see a dark figure breathing heavily and the leader down on the floor.
"You okay?" her savior hoarsely asked.
"Y-yeah." Sakura stuttered clutching her chest. "But why are you here, Sasuke...kun?"
"I'm taking a walk."
Sakura felt Sasuke closing in on her and now his face was clearer because they had walked onto the streets, under a lamppost. Sasuke's gaze never left Sakura's eyes as he advanced towards her. Sakura hesitantly took a step back and found her back pressing against the post.
He was now inches away.
One inch away.
One centimeter away.
He leaned forwards and his lips were a few millimeters away from hers. Sakura panicked. What was she going to do? The jerk was going to kiss her!
To be continued…