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"Nope, not doing this."
"You haven't even begun," Bird ANBU snapped and Kakashi frowned as she walked away from center of the training grounds towards the building.
She was still in her strange patterned pants and boots, but she had put her weapons into a lock safe that they gave her the key to which hung around her neck as well as a pair of dog tags. She was in a white tank-top that hugged her waist but the sleeves were large openings that went below the line of her black bra.
"I refuse to deal with a perverted asshole who decides they want to feel up my body while trying to teach me something," she snapped back.
"What'd I do?" Bird turned to Kakashi his confusion showing in his posture, which left his back turned towards Hazel Marie. Kakashi glanced past the ANBU as he saw her running back at him and at the last second lifted up both legs and kicked him hard in the back before doing a flip backwards and landed in a crouch.
"That's for touching my ass. You sure these masked men should be training others?" she asked Kakashi as she past Bird ANBU who was groaning as he pushed himself onto his feet and leaned against the tree next to Kakashi.
"Not exactly the best start for chakra training." Bird had touched her butt when he had adjusted her stance to start working on releasing what chakra they could sense, but Kakashi hadn't thought it was meant to be perverse. "Go make sure you didn't get something injured Bird, I'll take over. Let Tsunade know that that the ANBU approach is not the best start."
"Very well," the man groaned slightly before slowly walking back towards the building.
"Not a bad move though hardly necessary," Kakashi chuckled as she took the water bottle from him and drank deeply.
"He deserved it," she muttered. "Nobody touches me."
"How did you end up here?"
"I'm not positive. My team and I had been given orders to take an enemy communication tower, but my team abandoned me near the last floor. I kept going but ended up getting captured. They incapacitated me before throwing me off the top floor which was seven floors up. After that, all I remember was falling."
"Was there any pain when you hit the ground? That crater you were in was pretty deep."
"Maybe a little, but it felt like I had landed on something soft. I'm not going to question it considering the fact it seems like I have entered another world completely. None of it actually makes sense so…"
"Not very loyal teammates," Kakashi frowned and she shrugged. "They got scared. There were a lot of enemies, we were low on ammo and two-thirds of the squad had already been killed. I don't blame them. Unlike them, my mindset was to either take the building or die in combat. Running the other way is not honorable."
"Did you have any family?"
"Not any more. My parents died when I was barely walking so I don't remember them. My brother raised me, but he was killed five years ago. So, I enlisted in the military."
"Not much of a life."
"It worked for me. Now, are you going to teach me how to use this chakra thing?"
"Yes."
Kakashi stood several feet away and watched as she stood there focusing. Her feet were at a shoulder width stance and her hands were forming the ram chakra sign. It had taken most of the day for her to even be able to sense the chakra within her and now she was supposed to focus on making a clone. It took several minutes before there was a poof and an identical copy of her appeared sitting Indian style next to her. The clone stood up and sighed as Hazel Marie lowered her arms and frowned and stared at her clone like it was an enemy.
"I won't bite," the clone grinned and Hazel Marie giggled before the clone disappeared.
"That is strange, but I guess I can see the advantages of collecting multiple sources of information without actually getting hurt.
"You catch on pretty quick." Hazel Marie turned and Kakashi saw Tsunade walking towards them with Shizune behind her, carrying Tonton.
"Ma'am," Hazel Marie spun and her arms went behind her back as she stood straight up.
"Relax Hazel Marie, no need for that with me," Tsunade smiled. "How's it coming?"
"Her first time making a clone and succeeded, though it took several hours for her to actually be able to access the chakra in her."
"Good. Once you get past learning basic chakra control, Kakashi, I want you to see what Nature Transformation she reacts with. How long do you think you could get her up for missions with your team?"
"At this pace, six weeks," Kakashi spoke calmly.
"I see. How are you feeling Hazel Marie?" Tsunade turned to their newest member of the leaf village.
"Like I need a drink," She laughed lightly. "I don't think my head has hurt so much, just from focusing."
"What's your favorite drink?" Tsunade grinned and Shizune groaned and Kakashi felt like shaking his head.
"Whatcha got?" Hazel Marie grinned and Tsunade's grin widened as she wrapped her arm around Hazel Marie's and started dragging her back towards town… Most likely to her favorite bar.
"This isn't going to end well," Shizune sighed as Kakashi walked next to her as they followed the two women now talking about drinks.
Kakashi was ready to step in any moment to stop the drinking contest if it got to be too much for Hazel Marie and let Shizune deal with Tsunade when she became too rowdy. The two women had agreed on shots of tequila and Kakashi frowned in disapproval at the Hokage trying to get Hazel Marie drunk her first night in the village. Shizune kept berating Tsunade who ignored her and the glasses started to pile up in front of the two women.
"I win." Kakashi was genuinely surprised as he saw Hazel Marie still standing as Tsunade fell over into an unoccupied booth seat, hiccupping and laughing hysterically. "Does she try to do this often?"
"She often calls mandatory jounin meetings for drinking games. Since she is Hokage, it is technically treason to disobey her during a mandatory meeting. No one has ever out-drank her though. How are you still standing on your own?" Shizune asked.
"To be honest, a couple more shots and I'd be over there with her," Hazel Marie snorted as she pointed at the laughing Hokage. "It's taking everything to remain steady on my feet. Back home, my men always took me out drinking when we weren't out on the battle front. It upped my tolerance quickly, especially when they always ordered drinks with 50-60% alcohol. This Tequila was only 40%. Yo, big boobs, where am I going to sleep?"
"She is past thinking at this point," Shizune sighed. "Kakashi, could she crash at your place until we get a place set up for her?"
"I don't have a spare room," Kakashi frowned.
"I can sleep on the floor," Hazel Marie spoke as she drank some water the bartender gave her.
"I do have a couch."
"That works. I won't be a bother, I'm sure once I pass out, I won't move until morning."
"I'll get Tsunade home, then I'll work on getting a place set up for you Hazel Marie."
"Thanks," she smiled before stumbling slightly and Kakashi caught her arm.
"Let's go," Kakashi spoke and started to pull her out of the bar while two ANBU showed up and helped Tsunade.
"Tomorrow is going to be miserable," Hazel Marie groaned as Kakashi slung one of her arms over his shoulder and held her under her arm as she continued to stumble down the road.
"You ever get this drunk before?"
"Been worse. The first couple times the guys took me out, I passed out on them and they had to carry me back to the barracks. I am surprised that I can actually still kind of walk."
Kakashi frowned as she giggled against him and he stumbled as she lost her footing and fell into him. He sighed and pulled her into his arms as he kept walking and she cried out in surprise and her arms came around his neck. She frowned at him and he just glanced at her.
"Was that really necessary?"
"There is no need for you to hurt yourself by attempting to stay on your feet when you can no longer walk straight."
"You could have warned me," she huffed as her head rested on his shoulder.
"There wasn't time when you were making me lose my footing," He spoke but sighed as her head fell back and she passed out in his arms. "Talk about a late reaction."