Me: well once again they fell asleep in here so um no guns. I know. *Lights Jacob on fire. *
Jacob: !
Zelda: what's happening?
Me: Jacob got a little to close to the fire so now he's on fire so whose going to help him.
Me: not it
Zelda: not CRUD fine ill do it
-5 minuets later-
Zelda and Jacob: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Me: fine its fire hose time
Z&J: thanks I guess
Me: well chapter starts so shut it
"Well I'm off after I cleanse the blood." with that I go off to what ever every one calls it to wash the dang apparently face blood off thinking. "Why the heck did that go on my hand maybe it's the goddesses playing a prank on me. I hope it doesn't mean anything like I'm the he-O SHOOT COLD WATER." Getting out of water I um tripped into while thinking. "Well ill figure out eventually what it is for." I said. Then a while later I finally get the blood off I could have done it with less pain of my part but I really don't care right now I'm going to get some answers and that means getting to Hyrule castle town. "Crud this water is freaking cold I wonder what Cara's reaction to what I'm doing." I said to no one in particular. "OH SHOOT COLD WATER AGAIN?" I thought while once again I have to get out of this cruddy water. "HEY JACOB WHAT ARE YOU DOING HAVIN A BATH OR SOMETHING!" ugh sometimes I wish Cara might shut up. "IM COMING JUST SHUT IT!" I yelled. "Ok lets go find where my odd friend is this time." I thought. I swear she tries to hide from me at times. "Yo Cara where are you now?" I said for once I couldn't find her. "Look up." She said. "Huh what's she talking about?" I thought. "TACKLE!" Cara yelled then hoped off of a ledge she made in roof and tackled me. "AGH!" I yelled. "SHE FELL ON ME SHE WAS ON THE ROOF AND FELL ON ME!" I thought. "Get off me." I said trying and failing to push her off. "Ok so you going anywhere today or just getting drunk again?" she asked "one I wasn't drunk and two I'm going to Hyrule market to see if anyone knows about this thing." I said indicating to Triforce mark. "Ok but I gotta get some stuff from there so I'm coming with you." She said. "Ok let's go it takes a while to walk there." I said as we left our house to walk over a ΒΌ mile to get there.
Me: I'm bored of making author notes so this is only going to be if I got something to say. L8r all.
