A/N I was never planning on posting this but I went to finish what I was planning on posting and funny story it had disappeared. I suppose that's what I get for writing everything on my phone.
Please enjoy this short, random, chapter.
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Greed stood outside of the small bookstore. His eyes narrowed at his boyfriend, Ling who worked there, and two other giggling female employes that were standing too close to Ling for Greed's liking.
Greed watched one of them with curly golden hair said something with a wide grin that cause Ling's cheeks to turn slightly pink.
He's mine, said the greedy little voice in Greed's head, hands off bitchs.
Greed shook his head trying to get rid of the voice. He was being ridiculous, Ling would never leave him, especially for someone of the female gender. Ling was, and Greed should know, defiantly gay.
Despite these reassuring thoughts a jolt of annoyance ran through him when he saw the other girl, this one with short choppy dark hair, say something to her blond friend that caused Ling's cheeks to turn a darker pink.
Oh that was it. Greed violently ripped the door open. With a scowl plastered onto his face he stepped inside.
"What is the kinkiest thing you've every done with Greed?" the dark haired girl asked causing Greed to freeze in the doorway and Ling's face to turn a color similar to a tomato.
"I- well... We-um..." Ling stuttered.
"Alright ladies, I think I would prefer that you didn't ask my boyfriend private sex questions," Greed said after he had regained his composure. He strolled in with his hands in his pockets and came to stand beside Ling.
"Greed? What are you doing here?" Ling asked looking embarrassed.
The girls on the other hand looked like they were trying very hard to keep from laughing. Which irritated Greed for some fucking reason.
"Sorry," the golden haired one said, although she was grinning.
"Yeah, sorry," the dark haired one smirked.
"Whatever," he said dismissing them, "I came to get you so we could get lunch."
"Really? That sounds amazing! I'm starving," Ling grinned.
"When aren't you starving," Greed rolled his eyes.
"Oh shut it."
"Make me."
"Maybe I will."
"I'd like to see you try."
"Oh really?"
"Really."
"Please make-out."
Both males turned slowly to stare at the dark haired girl who clamped her hand over her mouth. Her cheeks were slowly turning very red. Her blond friend had bent behind a bookshelf and they could hear her laughing.
"What the fu-"
"Oh! Look at the time! We have to go to lunch!" The dark haired girl turned on the spot and grabbed her friend that was still laughing her head off. They dissapeared into the back room, the dark haired one dragging her hysterical companion with her.
"What the fuck was that."
"Fangirls. Yaoi fangirls to be exact," Ling said with an amused smile.
"What's a yaoi?" Greed asked.
"Basically, Japanese cartoon, gay porn.
Greed looked vaguely disturbed, "Weird."
"Yeah, when they found out I was gay they began asking me questions about our sex life."
"Why the fuck would they want to know that?" Greed looked even more disturbed.
"Ideas for their fanfics."
"Seriously?"
"Yup."
Greed shuddered, "Fangirls are scary."
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A/N I don't even know...
Fun fact! The dark haired character is based, loosely, on me and the golden haired one on my best friend Saperia.
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Love~ Spiro