*Munching on candy corn* OH HEY THERE!! *hides candy corn in vault* I am so glad all of you are back to read another drabble about the wonderful and smexy Twincest between the Hitachiin brothers. I hope you enjoy it!! *goes back to munching*

Disclaimer: No, I am sorry to have to tell you this…but I don't own the OHSHC.

Bold: Hikaru POV

Bold/Italics: Kaoru POV

Chapter Four: Silly Michi, Dicks Aren't For Chicks

Morning had never been our maids favorite time of the day. She would always stay up very later into the wee hours of the night, and then rise from her bed with purplish bags under her eyes at 5:30am. She's start by slowly fixing the two of us a cup of commoner coffee (Kaoru and I refuse to drink the gourmet now) and walk three flights of steps to mine and Kaoru's shared bedroom. When she reached our bedroom she'd knock twice before entering. And then as soon as she took a glimpse in our direction, she'd quickly place the tray down before feeling the bedchamber in total and utter disgust. I guess she just wasn't one for Twincest.

Today being a Saturday and not having the Host Club to attend to, my brother and myself thought up a fabulous plan. We are going to show Michi out maid just how great Twincest is. Listening closely to the footsteps approaching out shared bedroom, Kaoru and I get into position. First the two knocks and then the creaking of the door. Man is this going to be great! Upon entrance Michi turns white as a ghost. Kaoru bare-chested and on all fours with myself nude all except for my elephant headed chastity belt on top, hands venturing down his pants, has sent the maid into a comate state. Coffee cups smashing against the hardwood and the hot beverage soaking into soft cashmere carpeting, I smirk as Michi points at the two of us looking rather appalled.

"WHAT IS GOING ON HERE!?" Michi exclaims gasping for oxygen.

"What does it look like?" Kaoru smirks as I bite his shoulder.

"But you two are…" Michi gasps as a look of horror spreads across his face.

"Twins?" Kaoru and I finish with a devilish grin.

"That's incest!" Michi cries backing up towards the door.

"We prefer the term Twincest." I correct with a slight nod of my head.

"And besides haven't you realized it by now?" Kaoru questions eyeing me.

"Dicks aren't for chicks!" We sing in unison as Michi races out of the room screaming.

"Well…there goes another one." Kaoru sighs frowning slightly starring at the bed sheets.

"It's still early." I chuckle grabbing onto his manhood. "Let's have some more fun."

Too bad mornings weren't like this everyday!

Oh Hikaru I agree with you there *sighs* Twincest everyday would be like celebrating my birthday everyday lolz. *gasps* WAIT! THAT'S A BAD THING I DON'T WANT TO GET OLD T.T Alright enough of my lame drama. If I receive FIVE reviews I'll update! Thanks!!