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Chapter 4- AHH! Evil zombie writer!

Alright, we last left the Alpha team hanging on the edge of death...well Jill maybe. Anyways, we see Jill sitting on her ass as this cute, fluffy, harmless dog jumps at her. Not bothering to make an attempt to get her gun out, she just watches. But good thing Chris is near by to kill it, or just knock it down and then help Jill to her feet. Soon there's a reselling coming from some invisible bushes, they look at each other, and then they run.

Now over to Wesker who is just standing there looking cool, as he should be according to Anthony1989, anyways, as he stands there you see him holding a little black book titled: '10 Easy steps to betraying your friends and co-workers. By Brad Victors.' But if you look closely at the book we see that Wesker is still on the first page! Now you might be wondering what's so wrong about that. I'll tell you what's wrong with it...he's been on that same page now for 30 MINUTES! Soon he looks up.

"I'd be quiet if I were you." He says calmly.

"And why's that?"

He smirks, "Cause I know your real and where you are." Silence... "That's what I thought."

Seconds later two idiots run by him screaming like their life depended on it, which it more or less does. Anyways, looking pretty much like a frigging robot Wesker calmly walks after them. I bet your wondering what happen to the dogs. Well soon about 5 dogs run past Wesker and go after the two idiots, which are Chris and Jill.

Meanwhile back at the Alpha helicopter, Brad who is unaware of the events that are happening around him, he moves back and forth as he listens to Elvis Presley's A little less Conversation while eating some Burger King. As the minutes go by we wonder where Chris and Jill are cause normally when being chased by man eating dogs, one would want to get way from them as soon as possible...so where are they?

Half way to the helicopter

Franticly running away from the dogs Chris suddenly stops and looks at something. Jill who is right behind him doesn't see this and hits him. Both let out a sound in pain once they hit the ground.

"WHY THE HELL DID YOU STOP?" Jill yells at him.

Acting the idiot he truly is he points to a tree. "Hehe, there's an evil mouse in there."

Jill looks at him as if he's lost his mind, which I'd like to tell everyone, he never had one to lose so no big lost there. Anyways, before Jill could open her mouth the sound of a very disturbing squeak is heard. Both Jill and Chris look over and...

" NO WAY!" Chris says as his eyes light up at the sight of the small creature.

Jill on the other hand screams like a little girl as she gets up and runs like the wind. Why? Well you would run too if you saw a small army of zombie mice looking at you oddly.

"Hehe, time to eat!" The little mouse leader says as they slowly advance on Chris.

Now it's Chris' turn to scream and run like a little girl.

Back at the helicopter

After hearing two girlish screams Brad quickly starts the engines and gets ready to take off. Now if you listen closely you might here:

"Pathetic fools think I'll let them come aboard! Not if I can help it!" He then starts to laugh manically as the helicopter slowly lifts off the ground.

Moments later Chris and Jill arrive just in time to see the helicopter, for some odd reason flies over them in the direction they're heading in. Anyways, for reasons unknown Chris comes to a stop and turns around. Now as the dog jumps at him, Chris looks at it and raises his left arm...that's right his arm. Not his gun, his arm. Just as the dog is about two feet away from him a gun shoot goes off, knocking it to the ground. Looking over we see Wesker standing there in a classic shooters position.

"This way." He says calmly as he turns and runs for the mansion that just happens to be right next to them.

Now it's time for they're overly dramatic run! Now if you look closely you won't see Barry Burton anywhere. So for those who've played Chris' scenario, I'll tell you what happened to him.

The mystery of Barry Burton

Walking every so slowly through a dark hall Barry Burton closes in on his pray. Drawing nearer, soon he takes out his gun and opens a door only to have someone scream like a little girl.

"AHH! MY EARS!" Barry yells as he drops his gun.

"Well that's what you get for sneaking up on people who control your fate." Now if you look over you'll see...me.

Yep that's right, Barry finally caught me, oh well. It's not like I'll get into trouble that'll get me killed or close to it.

Several minutes later...

"I hate you Barry Burton." I tell him as four dogs corner us in that 'L' shape hallway.

Okay while the dogs close in on us lets see what...Richard is up too!

East Wing- First Floor

After waiting for sometime, Richard decides to go and get the help himself. As he walks along he passes a zombie that's huddled in the corner rocking back and forth. Not bothering to feel disturbed about it he presses on. As he moves further the sound of two very girlish screams can be heard heading his way, now becoming scared Richard looks around for somewhere to hide. Spotting the door next to him he runs for it.

Looking around at this very empty, yet very nice little room he goes through the second door to find himself in a sitting room, amazingly free of blood and undead.

"This is nice." Richard says just as the door behind him bursts open and Barry and I run in.

"YOU!"

"Oh boy."

With a sigh Richard just stands there. While Barry on the other hand just walks over to the back of the room. "Okay...between the two of us is there a way out of this that won't get us killed?" Richard finally says.

I think about it, "Well...we could break down the gate that leads to the 'secret' labs and get the hell out of here, but..."

"But what?" He starts to look around.

I shrug, "Nothing not really important seeing as how I'm the master of this story." With that said both Richard and I head out the door.

"Aww look at the pretty gun." Barry says as he slowly moves his hand towards the shotgun mounted on the wall.

With a sigh in content Barry picks up the shotgun and...Hugs it. Now we all know what happens next...so well just go to the others.

Mansion's Main Hall

Okay, after that nice run thought the woods they end up here, in this nightmare. Now as they slowly look around they start to wonder what this place is.

"What is this place?" Chris asks no one in particular.

Now, looking at Jill we wait...for you to do something other then show Wesker her ass. Anyways, as time goes on she does pretty much nothing...

"Ready OKAY! Everybody, everywhere, we're all going to, die tonight!" (A/N: Dumb I know...but I can't think of anything better to put, sorry.) Jill says as she claps her hands.

Acting as if Jill had said nothing both Chris and Wesker walk over to the stairs and sit down. But they suddenly jump to their feet trying to look like real men.

"What was that?" Jill asks as they for unknown reasons hear a gun shoot, which is weird cause no one's alive over there!

Wesker, being the fearless leader as well as the one that doesn't want to do anything turns to Chris, "Chris go and check it out just so I can run off with Jill and throw her in some cell, which is very pointless, and causes you to do more work then necessary."

"Okay." Chris says with a dorky smile as he heads to the dinning room.

Once Chris is out of sight Wesker turns to Jill who is just standing there, "You, follow me."

"Where are we going?" Jill says as she boldly follows Wesker.

"Well, we're going to go to a lab which we can't really gain access to but for some reason we can, I'm gonna put you in a cell, and I'm going to disappear and randomly appear just to piss everyone off. Why cause I'm that cool and they can't handle it." Wesker tells her as they head for the underground labs.

The Dinning Room

After leaving Jill with Wesker, Chris bravely enters the dinning room armed with only a combat knife. But yet we see the gun on his hip holster yet he doesn't use it. Slowly walking down the side of the table he passes a type writer with an ink ribbon. Ignoring this he presses on, now half way there he stops and looks out side, why? I don't know, I think he sees something.

"Why hello there handsome." Now if we all turn and look at what Chris is looking at, we see...his reflection.

After that odd moment Chris continues on. Finally getting to the fire place Chris spots the blood and bends down to get a better look at it. Several minutes go by and he's still looking at it, getting up the heads to the door to his right. Heading through we get to see just how brave he really is.

Walking through the same hallway that Kenneth went through and died in Chris walks down to his left. Soon he comes upon the gruesome sight of Kenneth's death. Watching this with a blank look the zombie slowly looks up from its meal and turns to Chris. Now the fun part! Chris just looks at it for a few seconds before...

"AHHH! EVIL ZOMBIE WRITER!" He yells and then runs for the door screaming like a little girl.

Moving faster then Wesker could when he gets his 'powers' Chris makes it back to the main hallway to find it empty. Now acting calm he looks around as he walks in a straight line.

"Jill? Wesker?" He says just as he comes to a stop surprisingly right in front of Jill's gun.

Anyways, he looks down and picks it up. "Time to die evil zombie writer."

As he walks back to the dinning room Chris starts to laugh manically.

Okay, sorry 'bout the late update. Hope you like this chapter; I'll try not to make you wait that long next time. Please leave a review and tell me what you thought of it. Chow!