Summary: Kagome Higurashi is a normal, average girl switching mid-year into a new high school. Armed with a long-distance boyfriend and a friendly demeanor she is determined to avoid high school drama, but with a cheerleader who hates her and a jock, a delinquint and the school pervert after her she wont be avoiding the drama, but escaping it!
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Warning: This chap is slightly random, but it'll all be explained later! Don't worry! ENJOY!
Chapter 4
FOUR ROUNDS, ONE CRAZY HOUR
If there was one thing that Kagome had to say about this school was that it was full of characters. Ever since her supposed run-in with Kouga many of their classmates made a point to come over to her during the course of one crazy hour.
(Note: Each round is an estimated 15 minutes. Therefore...round=quarter. K, done!)
ROUND 1:
KAGOME vs. MIROKU
It happened after homeroom the next day as Kagome attempted to sink into perpetual non-existence for the remainder of high school. Unfortunately the class perv still seemed to notice her with his magical curves finder, even while wearing a really baggy sweatshirt and a skirt with a longer cut than usual.
"Well, well, well." He began with a smooth voice, positioning himself on her desk. "If it isn't the school's newest vixen."
"Oh no...you're making a mistake. I'm not..." She began saying as she packed up.
Miroku stifled his laugh. "Oh Kagome."
"No I mean it. I don't know what you've heard but..."
He put his lips to her mouth. "You don't have to explain I understand, yuo're just a poor, sweet girl in need of some lovin'. I heard Kouga wasn't able to satisfy your needs, but don't worry because I'm here and I know exactly what I'm doing." And with that he leaned in for a kiss and attempted to rub her bottom.
"HEY!" Kagome kicked him off the desk resulting with Miroku making a loud thud on the floor.
Still, once Kagome saw the poor, perverted guy whimper in pain she felt pains of guilt sending her to his side on the floor. "Oh Miroku I'm so sorry!" She looked into his eyes showing her genuine feelings.
"Kagome." Miroku smiled sweetly. "I knew you wanted me!" He grabbed her by the waist attempting yet another stolen kiss.
"ACKK!" She slapped him across the face. "PERVERT!" And with that she ran off into the hallway.
ROUND 2:
KAGOME vs. AYAME
Kagome caught her breath until she ran into one of the worst possible people.
"YOU" Said the voice of a fiery red head looking down at her.
"Ayame." Kagome gulped. "Hi." She smiled, trying and failing to mask her fear.
"YOU." She said again.
"Look Ayame this is all a huge misunderstanding. I didn't try anything with Kouga I swear and I definitely didn't kick him in the...private area." She whispered toward the end.
"YOU." Ayame repeated as if she weren't listening to Kagome at all.
"Right." Kagome nodded. "Me."
"YOU....YOU." Ayame pointed at her angrily, her voice getting shaky.
"Ayame?" Kagome was getting nervous.
"YOU! YOU! YOU! KAAAAAAAGOOOOOOMEEEE!" She said finally bursting into tears during the word slut and unexpected collapsed onto a shocked Kagome.
"Um Ayame?" Kagome patted her shoulder uncomfortably. "You wanna...talk about?"
Ayame faced Kagome again. Trying to get the words she wanted to say out through her tears she stammered: "He's s-supposed to be my b-b-boyfriend. W-why d-does he h-have to go after other g-g-g-g-girls. He's supposed to be mine! It's not. F-f-f-air!!!!" She sobbed.
"Ayame..." Kagome began.
"WAHHHH!" She wailed.
"Ayame, listen I think..."
"WAHHHHHHH!"
"Look Ayame I really think you need to..."
"WAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAHA!"
Kagome had enough and for the second time in fifteen minutes she slapped someone.
"ACK!" Ayame looked at Kagome in shock.
"Ayame you a beautiful, strong-willed girl. You can get any guy in this school if you wanted. Snap out of it and forget Kouga, he isn't worth your time or your love!" Kagome told her.
"But..." Ayame tried to say something.
"NOT WORTH IT!" Kagome yelled and then collected herself. "I have class soon and I really have to pee. We'll chat later."
And with that Kagome was off yet again.
ROUND 3
KAGOME vs. INUYASHA
Kagome was just about to go into the bathrooms when a firm hand grabbed her by the shoulder.
"HEY!" Kagome spun around to see Inuyasha. "You." She said.
"Me." Inuyasha sighed. "We need to talk."
Kagome. "Ok, but do you find if I use..." She began to say, needing the bathroom.
"Now." He stated.
"But..." She objected.
"NOW."
"Ok." She hung her head in defeat.
He walked off motioning for her to follow him. She did as told and followed him outside to the spot where for a moment they held each other the day before.
"Ok." Inuyasha began erraticly, pacing back and forth. "One...wear that everyday."
"This?" Kagome played with her longer skirt which came above her knees, unknowingly lifting it up a bit.
"Yeah and keep the skirt down." He said looking away from the excess skin showing. "Two." He continued. "I don't wanting you sitting near me in the back row anymore. And three..."
Kagome looked up at him with curious and confused wide-eyes.
"Keep talking to that Hobo guy." Inuyasha nodded to himself. "Yeah that's it. You can go now."
Kagome didn't move.
"NOW." He said again.
"No." She said.
"WHAT?" He growled.
"NO I SAID!" Kagome growled back.
"You don't get it do you." He sighed.
"What?"
"You're hot." He said simply.
Kagome gasped.
"Oh don't act surprised of the effect you have on men" He rolled his eyes.
"I have no idea what you're talking about."
"You really are naïve...this is a small town you just moved to Kagome. We don't get many city girls that randomly drop into school in the middle of the year. You're different. To some you're even sexy."
"Really?" Kagome was shell-shocked.
"Wear those baggy clothes you wont get as many looks in the hallway or guys like Kouga going after you."
"Yeah well Miroku didn't seem to see the difference." Kagome scoffed.
"Miroku doesn't count. He'll go after anyone girl moves." Inuyasha sighed. "If you sit in the back you'll be sitting near all the assholes like me and Miroku. Just don't."
Kagome tried to interject, but Inuyasha continued.
"And if you keep up your relationship with Hobo..."
"HOJO!"
Inuyasha ignored the correction. "If you continue your relationship with Hofo you'll have a rock to keep you going."
"Why are you doing this?" Kagome asked, confused of his intentions.
"You smell nice." He looked down.
"Thanks." She blushed.
"And you cant take flattery like that. What I just said was creepy."
"Well considering you're a demon and smell is a huge thing for you guys..."
"You are so frustrating." He frowned. "Just listen to my advice ok?"
Kagome nodded and with that he walked off.
"Wow." She said to herself and suddenly felt a need to use the bathroom again causing her to run quickly back into the school
ROUND 4
KAGOME vs. KOUGA
Kagome rushed toward the bathroom, but collided with someone sending them both to the floor. She looked up to see Kouga.
They both stood up and stared each other down until Kagome had enough.
"No! I really, really have to pee!" She cried and ran into the bathroom.
Kouga stood there for a moment until he heard a piercing scream that belonged to Kagome. A moment later she ran out and looked traumatized. "That was the boys room."
"Yes it was." Kouga said.
Kagome didn't even both excusing herself and ran across the hall to the actual girls bathroom.
I know this chapter was really silly...but I was in a silly mood. Tehe. And I know I didn't to a Kikyo/Kagome confrontation...I just wasn't in the mood. Hope you liked. Please review!