Ponies On 45: Pony Musicals!

by Listie The Scribe Maid

Every wished that pony fanfiction just started singing song parodies about themselves? Ya haven't, but it's here now! A collection of pony-song-parodies about fanfiction, blogs, the show, fan games, fan art, you name it. MOST RECENT PARODY: A parody of "Mr. Crowley" by Ozzy Osbourne about Trixie.

4. Ms Trixie

A/N: Please keep the following sentence in mind. I starting writing this about a couple dozen months ago and I decided to finish it for some reason. Well, it was either this or "Everypony Wants To Buck Rainbow" and I don't know how I was going to finish that. But anyways, here's the song. (Warning: it might not rhyme all that well.)

MS. TRIXIE
Parody of "Mr. Crowley" by Ozzy Osbourne
Original song by Ozzy Osbourne, Randy Rhoads and Bob Daisley
New lyrics by That Gamer!

Ms. Trixie
You thought you were so great
Ms. Trixie
If you knew your fate

You spent all your life with your magic
'Til that Ursa, it came
For you, what happened was tragic
You became a very mocked name

Ms. Caster
People wrote your revenge
Ah, that ain't better
What was up with that trend?

And people thought you were obsessed
With your loss to Twilight
Those people thought it was the best
If you never won that fight

Ms. Trixie
Then you suddenly came back
Ms. Trixie
And the schism was patched

But people are still writing fanfics
About you goin' crazy
So why do people still write this?
Don't know; it sure beats me

Well, either this or romance
At least I know of my stance
At least I know
At least I know of my stance, yeah!

A/N: The part I think was the hardest for me was "Don't know; it sure beats me". I... As it says, I don't know. By the way, Trixie is my fifth favorite pony, right behind Queen Chrysalis, Luna, Octavia and Fluttershy in the order. And the fourth and first are paired, of course (Flutterlis, as I've heard it been called). Anyways, equitare me stupri equus albus, damnant eam.