Vocaloid, Question and Answer!

by Yuki Shiriashi

Formerly Vocaloid:Q&A. Reason is at chapter 6. It's not just Q&A,but dares too! EVERY KIND OF KINKINESS IS IN HERE,I BELIEVE :D SO MUCH YAOI,YURI,HETERO AND TWINCEST! ALL NEEDED WARNINGS ARE FOUND AT EACH CHAPTER'S A/N BUT USUALLY,EACH CHAPTER ARE KINKY :D The fangirls and fanboys loves it.You know you love kinkiness.Give it a try! Rules at Chapter 5!

4. New love blooming?

Yuki: Hello everybody~! Here's another chapter!

Yumi: alright, so we finally updated at the birthday of the Kagamines! We dedicate this chapter to them! Also, Merry Christmas!

Yuki: oh and I'll just give some warnings. Since ALL of the reviewers went in the story as a guest and I completely don't know your personalities so forgive me if I'm wrong. Also, Len curses. Though, I just censored it. Blame his dare and other stuff, sorry if you guys are offended, especially you Hitomi-sempai! Also, sorry for making this chapter suck, I was in a comeplete hurry in publishing this on their birthday. DON'T KILL ME OKAY? IT'S CHRISTMAS AFTER ALL!

'thoughts'

"speech"

Yumi/Yuki: okay? Now Rin-chan, shota-chan! Disclaimer!

Rin/Len: They don't own any of us, any of our songs or translations and anything that is related to vocaloid!

Yuki/Yumi: iku yo~!

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Due to the dares of our beloved reviewers, our favorite cast has grown very cranky and was needed to be locked in their rooms for isolation. Why? Because being separated from their items are not very healthy for them and especially for people around them. In order to avoid major vocaloid massacre, they were sentenced into isolation by the two black haired girls.

Yuki: Obviously~ No one wants to die at a young age….regretfully for Len since he dies in a young age AND not a virgin…

Suddenly, you can hear a loud "BANG! BOOM" coming from our shota's room, which may I say that it's at the third floor.

"TAKE THOSE F****** WORDS BACK SHIRIASHI!" said the family's shota in a shrilly voice.

Yuki: CAN SOMEONE PLEASE UNDO THE DARE ALREADY? IT'S SCARY TO BE WITH CRANKY VOCALOIDS! WE DON'T WANT TO DIE YET!

Yumi: OH COME ON YUKI-CHAN! YOU HAVE THE POWER! NOW JUST ENDURE THIS!

Yuki: I'm not a patient girl, Yumi Shiriashi.

Yumi: Let's just get started! We have a lot of dares and questions for the Vocaloids!

Yuki groaned. She prepared some strapped chairs, just in case that she needed them to control our cranky cast. She grabbed her megaphone then turned it on.

"Attention Vocaloids. Please report to the grand hall of the dare base. Do not bring any dangerous weapons with you. I repeat DO NOT BRING DANGEROUS WEAPONS WITH YOU. That is all and good day." She said. You can hear some loud grunts coming from each floor of the base.

Yumi: Wait a minute…..isn't Kaito and Len the only ones that still have their "no ice cream and bananas" dare until now? The others were already free last chapter. After all, sempai only said "for 3 reviews" only…..

Yuki: You're right…..I wonder what happened…maybe it's just some teenage crisis. I guess that the only serious problem here is Len.

The vocaloids appear with angry looks on their faces. Well, everyone except Kaito, Kaito was just crying…again.

Yumi: Don't worry guys! Once this chapter is over, you can forget all about your problems and have fun later~

Yuki: What happened to everyone anyway?

Miku: I actually don't know what happened to all of them…..usually, Len is the one throwing a fit….

Yuki: Len's influences?

Miku: Maybe…

Yuki: Anyways…..First one is from Hitomi Kogure

HITOMI KOGURE IS BACK, BIATCHES.

Oh hai again~ I have questions! :33

Miku:

THAT WAS AMAZING WHEN WE SANG TOGETHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER! We need to do it again sometime, girl! ...*casually nudges Matryoshka music and costumes to Miku* eheheheheh...

Since apparently your hair is 2 meters long, how do you take care of it and why does it always look so perfect? Can you give me tips? ;A;

Also, you. Kaito. 7 minutes in heaven in the closet. You know what to do, darling~ *wink wink nudge nudge*

Luka:

Alright, I'm just going to jump on the bandwagon on this... Luka, you're one of my favourite Vocaloids, BUT DAMMIT, WHY DO YOU TAUNT ME SO WITH YOUR HUGE BOOBS? DONT YOU UNDERSTAND THAT 14-YEAR OLD GIRLS LIKE ME AND MOST VOCALOID FANS HAVE FLAT CHESTS AND YOU TEASE US SO! TEASE US SOOOOOOOOO! FJSYFDUDUHC *bricked again*

Wheeeeew, being bricked is fun! *bricked once again*

also, I took you advice and tried the sardines... wasn't very... um, pretty .3.

Why do you hate GakuLuka luuuuuurve? There's so much evidence! After Miku and Kaito are done in the closet, you and Gakupo are going to do the same thing~ I COMMAND IT~

Len:

*ahem* SHOTASHOTASHOTASHOTA LOOK AT THE WITTLE SHOTA FACE~~~~~ YOUR SO SHOTA AND YOU SHOULDN'T DENY IT, LENNY-CHAAAAAAN~~~~~~

heeheehee, sorry, but I had to tease :33 maybe it's because I had too much bananas... weirdly I get hyper off of that .3. Will you be my banana buddy?

Rin:

You have so many good songs that no one has heard of! Like RinRin High Mind! Why's that?

Kaito:

DAMMIT, YOU NEED TO GO ON A DATE WITH MIKU IF YOU ASK HER OUT. Now be a good boy and ask Miku on a date again, and this time GO on the date. I'll give you my supply of Häagen-Daz~~~

Remember when I said that my friends refer to me as Miku? Welp, one of my friends, who is referred to as Kaito, and my other friend, who is referred to as Miki-the-vocaloid, are dating now, and everybody started shipping KaitoxMiki! What's your opinion on that?

To scare the other vocaloids and reviewers (and to satisfy my fangirl fetishes hehehehe), go do Naked Scarf for me~

Gakupo:

Cook a dinner for Luka! And don't make it eggplant-based unless you want your head gone and shredded by a certain pink-haired and big-bobbed girl :U

That's it for me, folks! Until next tiiiiiiime... fufufufufuf- *bricked once again*

Yumi: So Hitomi-sempai…. She'll arrive in 5…4…3…2…1…

Hitomi: HITOMI'S BACK BABY!

Vocaloids: Hi….

Hitomi: sheesh, what's with the tough crowd?

Miku: I don't know…

Hitomi:*glomps Miku* MIKU-SAMA~! THAT WAS AMAZING WHEN WE SANG TOGETHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER! We need to do it again sometime, girl! ... eheheheheh...

Hitomi brought out Miku's matryoshka outfit and her very own customized matryoshka outfit that she made all by herself. There was also a CD which seems to be the "minus one" version of matryoshka. Hitomi kept nudging Miku. Miku nodded while smiling. Hitomi gave the CD to Luka then headed to the dressing room with Miku. Miku and Hitomi went out of the dressing room, the music suddenly played. They quickly danced to the music.

Hitomi: 1 2 3 4!

Miku: Kangae sugi no MESSAGE (I don't even even know if this message)
Dare ni todoku kamo shirenai de (that I'm too concerned if it will reach anyone)
Kitto watashi wa itsudemo sou (Surely, forever and ever, I will be)
Tsugi hagi kurutta MATRYOSHKA (a mad Matryoshka covered in patches)

Zutsuu ga utau PACKAGE (My headache is singing about a package)
Itsu made tattemo hari wa yoji (The clock's hand is stuck at 4 o'clock)
Daremo oshiete kurenai de (No one would tell me why)
Sekai wa sakasa ni mawaridasu (but the world has begun to rotate in reverse)

Ah, waresou da (Ah, I'm about to crack and burst)
Kioku mo zenbu nagedashite (so I throw away all of my memories)
Ahh, shiritai na (Ah, I want to know)
Fukaku made (all the way to the bottom)

Hitomi/Miku: Anone, motto ippai matte choudai (Uh, would you please dance even more?)
KARINKA? MARINKA? Gen o hajiite (Kalinka? Malinka? Just pluck the strings)
Konna kanjou doushiyou ka? (What should I do with this kind of emotions?)
Chotto oshiete kurenai ka? (Won't you please tell me?)
Kando ryoukou 524 (The signal reception is good, 5-2-4)
FREUD? KELOID? Ken o hataite (Freud? Keloid? Just hit the keys)
Zenbu zenbu waracchaou ze (Let's just laugh everything off)
Sassato odore yo baka damari (Hurry up and dance, you group of fools!)

Miku: Tende youchi na te o tatakou (Together let's clap our childish hands)
Waza to madotta choushi de hora (to this intentionally confusing rhythm)
Kitto watashi wa dou demo ii (Surely, I couldn't care less about everything)
Sekai no ondo ga toketeiku (The world's temperature is beginning to melt)

Hitomi: Anata to watashi de RANDEVOUS? RANDEVOUS? (You and I, having a rendezvous? A rendezvous? )
Arama tondetta ADVENTURE? (Or maybe a unimaginable adventure?)
Ashidori yugande 1,2 1,2 (With a crooked stepping, 1, 2, 1,2)

Miku: Ah, hakisou da (Ah, I'm about to throw up)
Watashi no zenbu uketomete (Please accept me and everything about me)
Ah, sono ryoute de (Ah, with your two hands)
Uketomete (please take me in)

Hitomi/Miku: Anone, chotto kiite yo daiji na koto (Uh, would you please listen to my important talk?)
KARINKA? MARINKA? Hou o tsunette (Kalinka? Malinka? Just pinch my cheeks)
Datte datte gaman dekinai no (I'm telling you, I can bear this no longer)
Motto suteki na koto o shiyou (Shall we try something even more wonderful?)
Itai itai nante nakanaide (Don't cry while screaming "It hurts, it hurts!")
PARADE? MARADE? Motto hataite (Parade? Marade? Just clap a bit more)
Matte nante itte matte matte (Asking you to wait, I wait and wait)
Tatta hitori ni naru made ni (before I become completely alone)

Hitomi: Anata to watashi de RANDEVOUS? RANDEVOUS? (You and I, having a rendezvous? A rendezvous?)
Arama tondetta ADVENTURE? (Or maybe a unimaginable adventure?)
Ashidori yugande 1,2 1,2 (With a crooked stepping, 1, 2, 1, 2)

Miku: Yoi tsubuse (Drink yourself wasted) Utai dase (Sing!) Kyou mo hora (Today, too)
Tsugi hagi kurutta MATRYOSHKA (I'm a mad Matryoshka covered in patches)

Hitomi/Miku: Anone, motto ippai matte choudai (Uh, would you please dance even more?)
KARINKA? MARINKA? Gen o hajiite (Kalinka? Malinka? Just pluck the strings)
Konna kanjou doushiyou ka? (What should I do with this kind of emotions?)
Chotto oshiete kurenai ka? (Won't you please tell me?)
Kando ryoukou 524 (The signal reception is good, 5-2-4!)
FREUD? KELOID? Ken o hataite (Freud? Keloid? Just hit the keys)
Zenbu zenbu waracchaou ze (Let's just laugh everything off)
Sassato odotte inaku nare (Dance quickly, and get out of my sight!)
Chu chu (Kiss, kiss)

Hitomi glomps Miku again.

"Nyaaah! Miku-sama that was sooooo fun!"

"Un! I had a lot of fun too, Hitomi-chan!"

Hitomi: So Miku-sama, since apparently your hair is 2 meters long, how do you take care of it and why does it always look so perfect? Can you give me tips?

Miku: Hmm….I don't do much to it. It's natural I guess? Um…I guess you can use a shampoo that's not too strong at the hair, like baby shampoo for example. Maybe some healthy food will also enhance your chances of having flaxen hair, like leeks! Oh and as much as possible, keep your hair virgin as long as you can, that way your hair won't lose its shine easily. At your age, you should keep your hair away from too much treatment like relax or rebond. If you do it at young age then your hair might be damaged or end up being dry.

Hitomi: Eh…*writes all of Miku's advice in her notebook* Thank you very much Miku-chan~! Also, you. Kaito. 7 minutes in heaven in the closet. You know what to do, darling~ *wink wink nudge nudge*

Miku: *blushes*

Kaito: *blushes*

Meiko: *nudges Kaito* Don't worry dude, through this you finally might be able to choose who will be your girl or boy. *pats then smirks*

Miku: A-Anyway, Kaito….to the Janitor's closet then?

Rin: Not that closet! We're in the GRAND HALL people! Go to that room!

Rin pointed to a teal door. Miku and Kaito headed for it then went it. What they saw inside was breathtaking, for them that is. The left side of the room was green with green flower wallpaper. It was also decorated with picture frames full of Miku's happiest times. Of course, we can't forget about the basket of leeks placed on a white desk close to the window with silky curtains. The right side was full of blue with some hints of yellow and green at his wall. Pictures of banana splits and pistachio was also seen at his wall. At the corner was a small refrigerator where his beloved ice cream was placed. A knock was heard.

"Don't forget to do your dare! 7 minutes starts now!" Yumi yelled from outside.

Miku and Kaito simply sat the two ends of the bed. It was a moment of silence. They have to admit, Miku and Kaito doesn't know how to play 7 minutes in heaven, none of the vocaloids do. They never tried to play it, considering that they would rather relax or sing most of the time than playing. If they ever needed to play a game, they resulted to video games or the pocky game.

(A/N: Because pocky games are delicious and romantic~)

Miku: What are we going to do now?

Kaito: I-I don't know…

Miku: By the way, nii-chan, earlier you were crying, why did you recover so easily?

Kaito: B-Because..I feel a really good atmosphere whenever I'm around you so….I calmed down…a bit. I'm really happy that you don't throw a fit at me, like how everyone, especially Len did to me these past weeks.

Miku: He does that to me to! But we all know the cause….

Miku/Kaito: Banana deficiency.

Kaito: He acts as if he's pregnant!

Miku: Ahahahaha!

~After a moment of silence~

Miku: …Tthat sounded really perverted….

Kaito: Now I just hope that Len-kun won't really be pregnant…it'll be like hell when HE'S pregnant….

Miku: Well, I don't care if Mpreg happens in the family! Infact, it will just be more interesting!

Kaito: Uh huh…..

The two vocaloids chatted more about possible Mpreg in the family, then talked about how Rin was getting addicted to the video games that she locked herself in the Video Game Room for 2 days, then how Gakupo manages to keep his harem in control. By the way, Miku and Kaito are on the bed, close to each other and happily chatting about stuff that popped in their head. Hitomi suddenly opened the door then barged in the room.

Hitomi: TIMES UP LOVEBIRDS~!

Hitomi noticed their position.

"Holding hands, an inch away from each other, smiling widely, blushing? OMAIGAWD I'M SORRY THAT I RUINED YOUR PERFECT MOMENT!" she screamed the slammed the door shut.

Miku and Kaito looked at each other, both had the same question in their heads.

"HUH? WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT?"

They decided to ignore the sudden outburst and left the room. Hitomi saw them came out then bowed in apology.

"I'm sorry in ruining your moment….I didn't mean it…" she said. What did the others didn't know is that she was discreetly smirking.

"Ruining what moment?" Kaito and Miku asked at the same time.

"You know…ruining your perfect moment to kiss…." She smirked even wider when she saw her dearest Miku-sama and Kaito blush lightly.

"W-We weren't gonna kiss…." They said softly.

"Hmm…whatever you say….MIKU-SAMA AND KAITO-SAMA~" she said with mischief clear in her tone.

After flashing another wide smirk, she approached Luka.

Hitomi: Alright, I'm just going to jump on the bandwagon on this... Luka, you're one of my favourite Vocaloids, BUT DAMMIT, WHY DO YOU TAUNT ME SO WITH YOUR HUGE BOOBS? DONT YOU UNDERSTAND THAT 14-YEAR OLD GIRLS LIKE ME AND MOST VOCALOID FANS HAVE FLAT CHESTS AND YOU TEASE US SO! TEASE US SOOOOOOOOO! FJSYFDUDUHC

Suddenly, Hitomi was bricked. Len saw the culprit and it happened to be a boy with jet black hair.

Len: WHO IS THAT DUDE?

Hitomi: I don't know! Don't worry Lenny! Being bricked is very fuun! *bricked again*

Everyone: *sweatdrop*

Luka: Etto…Hitomi-san….are you alright?

Hitomi: Oh no I'm okay! Anyway, please answer my question!

Luka: Well…I don't really mean to…and I don't really understand why young girls these days are very conscious about their breasts. Their chest would grow when time passes…

Hitomi/Yumi/Yuki: ….No comment!

Luka: What? You guys too?

Yumi/Yuki: …..No comment!

Hitomi: Oh and I also took your advice and tried the sardines... wasn't very... um, pretty…

Luka: Ooh….I see…then maybe try other fish then, maybe sardines wasn't your destined type of fish!

Hitomi: Hmmm okay then~! By the way… Why do you hate GakuLuka luuuuuurve? There's so much evidence! Now YOU AND GAKUPO will go to the closet for 7 minutes~!

Gakupo/Luka: *blushes*

Gakupo and Luka went to a different room, the door's color is lavender. When they entered, it almost the same as Miku and Kaito's room, there are differences of the color and of the decoration. For Luka, her side contained a pink wallpaper, an oak desk with pink handles, some pictures of tuna and portraits of the beautiful sea. If Luka's part is classy then….Gakupo's is the opposite. Gakupo had a purple desk and practically everything that is on top of it is a hair product, he also had two wall mirrors, one half body and the other one full body. Then he has some pictures of the most famous hair stylists in the world. Also…..there are pictures of Luka, Len and Kaito too….

"Oh no….I'm gonna die now, aren't I?" he screamed desperately in his head while trying to block of the image of an angry Luka right behind him. He peeked over his shoulder, he could see that Luka was doing her best to restrain herself from killing the poor samurai, no other than Gakupo himself. Luka gave out a long, loud sigh then sat down on the bed, she clutched the bed sheets in attempt to calm herself down. Gakupo felt a little relieved that Luka had mounds of self control, if she didn't, he would've died AGES ago.

"Hey, Gakupo. What was our dare again?" she asked softly.

"I think we need to play 7 minutes in heaven…." He answered softly.

"Do you know how to play that…?"

"Unfortunately, no, I don't."

…..Yup, no vocaloid knows how to play 7 minutes in heaven.

"What are we supposed to do here?" He asked.

"Gee, I don't know!" She said as she crossed her arms.

A long pregnant silence and a tense atmosphere was present, it was making Gakupo very uncomfortable.

"I'm sorry! I'm sorry for always being perverted, no good, idiotic bastard as everyone views me as! I'm sorry for always making you mad, for making you think that the world is filled with perverted people that only looks forward to sex and not true love. I'm sorry…" Gakupo slightly gasped at his own words, he didn't even planned to say those words yet, they were supposed to be kept inside of him with a padlock! He heard Luka let out a soft gasp, then another soft sigh.

"You idiot, that's not how I view you, that's not how everyone views you." she said.

"R-Really?"

"Fine, to be honest, I do think you're a pervert and you do make me mad quite often…but, I can never stay mad at you for a long period of time, it's impossible for me to do that."

"R-Really?"

"Yeah, I always forgive you though I don't show it clearly. By the way, you don't make me think that the world is filled with rapists. Len is the one that clearly showed me proof of those people by his "almost raped" stories every time he comes in to my room to talk about it."

"huh…"

"A-Anyway, there I said it!" she said then looked away. Gakupo smiled a little, his feelings being lifted up so suddenly. Gakupo let out a little chuckle then glanced at Luka, she was as red as a blooming rose.

"Luka, you're red!"

"E-Eh?" She squeaked then turned around. She can feel her face getting redder at a second.

'What's wrong with me? It's not like me to lose my composure and let myself blush like Kaito-kun whenever he sees Miku-chan and Len-kun acting all cute and seductive!' Luka said in her mind frantically. She felt a hand touch her shoulder.

"Hey Luka, I want to thank you for saying what you really think. It made me…feel a lot better." He said. Luka looked at him, her cheeks still the color of a rose.

"N-No…problem" Luka only realized on how close they were now, like 3 inches apart or something! Luka felt herself get dizzy and started to wobble. Her movement caused her head to fall on Gakupo's chest.

"Luka! Are you alright?"

"TIME'S UP LOVEBIRDS~!" Hitomi yelled. She saw the position of the purple and the pink.

"Heh? OMAIGAWD I'M SO SORRY FOR RUINING THE MOMENT AGAIN!" she yelled then closed the door. Gakupo shot the door a confused stare.

"Hey Luka, you alright?" he asked once again. She nodded a bit then stood up but she started to stagger, so Gakupo helped her walk.

"Thanks Gakupo….." she muttered. Gakupo smiled at her then opened the door.

Hitomi: ….Looks like I made up for my ruining of moments, didn't I? *sly smile* ehehe, I hoped you guys enjoyed your alone time~!

Gakupo/Luka: ? *sits down*

Hitomi: *smirks then approaches Len* *ahem* SHOTASHOTASHOTASHOTA LOOK AT THE WITTLE SHOTA FACE~~~~~ YOUR SO SHOTA AND YOU SHOULDN'T DENY IT, LENNY-CHAAAAAAN~~~~~~

Len: *BIG VEIN POP* HOW DARE YOU CALL ME SHOTA DAMMIT! ****** ***

Hitomi: WAAH! I'M SORRY I JUST NEEDED TO TEASE FOR SOME REASON CALM DOWN AND DON'T KILL ME AND WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?

Yuki and Yumi drags off a really, very pissed of Len Kagamine to a closet.

Len: WHY YOU INSOLENT ******* ******* UNHAND ME!

Yumi: DAMMIT SHUT UP YOU FREAKING HERMAPHRODITE MY EARS WILL BLEED!

*SLAM!*

Hitomi: WHAT IS UP WITH LEN TODAY?

Rin: Blame banana deficiency…

Hitomi: Aww…that surely must be torture! And I was gonna ask him if he could be my banana buddy…..

Rin: It doesn't matter, he'll turn back to normal after two more chapters.

Hitomi: Dealing with a shota that seems like he has major menstruation-caused temper tantrums must be rough…..

Vocaloid: Believe us, it is much worse than "rough"….

Kaito: IT IS HELL!

Yuki and Yumi come out of the room, their hair looks like it has been made a bird nest for naughty little birds. Len also came out, he didn't very cranky though, he looked…well, normal. He smiled a bit then bowed.

"I'm sorry for my behavior these past weeks. It was simply the banana deficiency getting to me. Please pardon me for my abrasive actions! Hitomi-san,sorry bursting out on you too. Please pardon me for my actions!"

Vocaloids: …! Len's back! How? HOW DID YOU GUYS DO IT?

Yumi: We…used…a potion….

Yuki: But….it's poison for a banana lover like him…..

Hitomi: Poison? Why?

Yumi: That "potion" or "poison" as Yuki-chan calls it, is actually a formula of anti-love consequences.

Yuki: Don't worry, that "potion" or "poison" only made him lose some of his love for bananas. It just erased enough that he won't kill every human being walking on the earth.

Hitomi: So he still have some love for bananas?

Yumi/Yuki: Yeah!

Hitomi: *approaches Len* Lenny-chan~?

Len: Yes?

Hitomi: Do you like bananas?

Len: *smiles cutely* Yes!

Hitomi: *squeee!* Soo…cute…..Len-Len! Let's be banana buddies!

Len: Sure!

Hitomi: *gives a thumbs up then approached Rin* Rinny-chan~! You have so many good songs that no one has heard of! Like RinRin High Mind! Why's that?

Rin: It's because MANY PEOPLE take the spotlight from me, so they don't bother checking out the songs I worked for!

'Heck, my own twin and best friend ALWAYS take the spotlight from me! No one cares if I die! They rather say "At Least Len-kun didn't die in this one!" Don't they notice I die WAAY more often than him? And don't they notice that my voice is WAAAY better than Miku-nee's? Oh the cruel world won't even spare me a single glance! DAMMIT!'

Miku: R-Rin-chan! You're going to kill Len-kun!

Rin: Ha?

Len: *chocking*

Meiko: *slaps her head with a fan*

Hitomi: *anime sweatdrop* ….Hah…..okay then…

Hitomi took a few moments of silence, then shrugged it off. She approached Kaito this time…she took a deep breath then…

Hitomi: DAMMIT, YOU NEED TO GO ON A DATE WITH MIKU IF YOU ASK HER OUT!

Kaito: Hiie?

Hitomi: Now be a good boy and ask Miku on a date again, and this time GO on the date!

Kaito: Ehh! 'What are people supposed to do at dates?'

Kaito: E-E-Ehh….ano…etto…

Yuki, Yumi and Len drag Kaito into a room, this time, the room is yellow and blue. Len anime sweatdropped.

"Just how many color coded rooms do you have in this grand hall?"

"As many as the pairings are in Vocaloid!" Yuki and Yumi exclaimed.

"Anyway, Kaito-nii! We know how fearful Miku-nee will be if she went on the worst date of her life!" Len exclaimed.

Len: Rin and I don't want to suffer her most fearful ways of torture or as she calls "self-comfort" in order to rid of those memories! So make sure you follow this! *hands Kaito some papers*

Kaito: What are these?

Len: A perfectly planned date! ...Maybe not perfect but good enough for her!

Kaito: Len….this is really good! Did you create this all by yourself?

Len: ….Yeah….

Yumi: Hey Kaito, can we see that?

Kaito: Here *hands Yumi the papers*

Yuki: Let me read too!

*reading this, reading that~*

Yumi: This scene looks like it came from an anime…

Yuki: An oddly familiar anime. Len, do you watch yaoi anime?

Len: What? No!

Yuki: …really?

Len: Yes, really! Anyway, make sure you follow everything on this list!

Yumi: Here's extra money!

Yuki: Here are the keys.

Len: Here, take the map, the coupons and everything else! Now go out there and good luck!

They all went out of the room. Kaito casually strode through the room then approached Miku.

Kaito: Hey Miku!

Miku: Yes?

Kaito: Do you think you can….um…..go on a date with me?

Miku: Sure!

Luka: Smooth….

Rin: TOO SMOOTH!

Len: Easy…..

Rin: TOO EASY!

Meiko: Who knew that BaKaito has guts to ask her out smoothly and easily…..

Rin: IKR? SOOO SHOCKING!

Hitomi: *squeeeeeeeeee~!* NOW GO ON THE DATE LURVEBIRDS!

Kaito and Miku go outside then go inside a red sportscar. They drove off to the beach. When they reached the beach, they took a little stroll, letting the cold sea water splash against their feet. After that, they went shopping for formal clothes. Kaito got himself a suit with a blue tie while Miku got herself a pretty teal dress with matching teal shoes.

Miku: Hey Kaito, why did we buy these clothes?

Kaito: Because we're gonna eat dinner.

Miku: Then….why exactly?

Kaito: You'll see when we get there!

Miku: …

Miku and Kaito arrive at a fancy looking restaurant. They go in, only to be greeted by a formally dressed waiter.

Waiter: Good evening sir, ma'am. Welcome to *café de la France.

Kaito: Table for two please.

Waiter: Yes sir, please come this way.

The waiter led them to a seat where privacy can clearly be observed. They were inside a room and it's supposedly VIP.

Miku: Wow….such a fancy restaurant. Kaito, how did you get to arrange all of this when the dare was only announced earlier?

Kaito: Uhh…..I got my ways…..

That's what he said, but what he really wanted to say was…

"Len arranged it all, not me."

So the question is…how DID Len get everything done in such a short time? Not to mention that for the whole weeks he's been throwing in rants and fits. Could it be that this was all planned in the first place? Or was it that Len planned to go there with someone as well? Could it be that the shota of the family planned to go at a date at night? If he will then with whom? Ahem, anyway…..

Miku: I bet the food here is delicious~!

Kaito: Have you picked what you want yet?

Miku: Un~

Kaito: okay then, waiter!

They called for the waiter, then recited their orders. After that, they chatted about random stuff again, even going as far to think about why every Voyakloid needs to be in the theme of gray and violet. Then wondered why Tei's hair is white. Then wondered on what kind of demon Rin Kagamine is, is she the girl version of Satan or Lucifer? After much random conversations later, their food arrived. Both vocaloids took a bite of their French-related food.

Miku: Waaah~! Oishi~!

Kaito: I'm glad that you liked the food.

Miku: Nyahahaha~ You picked a really nice restaurant there, Kaito-nii! You have good taste!

Kaito: Ahaha, is that so? Thanks! 'It's not me who has good taste, it's Len-kun!'

After that, total silence followed. Both vocaloids just ate their meals silently. Right after they ate their meals, they paid for the food then went outside.

Miku: I really enjoyed the date! Let's hang out again sometime, okay Kaito?

Kaito: Sure!

After that, they went back to the dare base.

Hitomi: So~! Have you enjoyed your date?

Miku: Yes!

Kaito: It was fine!

Len: …..Hmph *pouts*

Rin: Awwww! Is Lenny jealous of Miku-nee? Don't worry! Let's just ask the reviewers if they can dare KaiLen next time!

Len: IDIOT SHUT UP IT'S NOT ABOUT THAT!

Rin: WHATEVAH YA SAY LENNY!

Len: Geez….

Hitomi: Ahem! Anyway…..Remember when I said that my friends refer to me as Miku? Well, one of my friends, who is referred to as Kaito, and my other friend, who is referred to as Miki-the-vocaloid, are dating now, and everybody started shipping KaitoxMiki! What's your opinion on that?

Kaito: KaitoxMiki? If it's your friends then its fine but Miki and I hardly talk to one another, so generally speaking, that is in fact impossible for we are not close and completely have no connection whatsoever!

Hitomi: Hmm….okay, whatever you say~ so…! Now….to scare the other vocaloids and reviewers and to satisfy my fangirl fetishes hehehehe, go do Naked Scarf for me~

Kaito: Oh Yes!

Others: OH NO!

Kaito does the naked scarf, then suddenly an explosion happened outside. GOOD THING it was outside.

Vocaloids except Kaito: *shivers*

Hitomi: That was AWESOME~~~!

Vocaloids except Kaito: *rolls their eyes* Damn…..and we thought we have seen the last of that "naked scarf" thing….

Hitomi: *approaches Gakupo* GAKUPO! Cook a dinner for Luka! And don't make it eggplant-based unless you want your head gone and shredded by a certain pink-haired and big-bobbed girl…:U

Gakupo: Uhh…okay?

Gakupo went to the kitchen then got fresh tuna out from the freezer.

"Now….what dish…" he muttered to himself. A light bulb suddenly popped out from his head.

*~One cooking session later~*

Gakupo called for Luka while setting the table. Luka arrived then sat down on the chair. Gakupo placed his cooked dish at the center of the table.

"Is this….?"

"Grilled Tuna!"

Luka ate a small bite, then suddenly let out a small smile.

"I-Is it good?"

"It…It's delicious!" Luka said as she flashed a sincere smile at the purple haired samurai. Gakupo's smile reached from ear to ear.

"I'm so happy to hear that!" he exclaimed. Luka let out a small smile then went back to eating her food

Hitomi/Vocaloids: Awww~ how sweet~!

Hitomi: Alllright~! That's it for me, folks! Until next tiiiiiiime... fufufufufuf- *bricked once again*

Hitomi exits the door base.

Len: Does she never get tired of getting bricked all the time?

Yumi: Remember what she said? She said it was fun.

Yuki: I like being shot more than being bricked or hit by a truck….

Yumi: ….I like neither…I would like to stay alive somehow.

Yuki: Anyway, the next set is from Pakuu-chan

MouahahahAHAHAH *demoniac laugh*

Ooow I have the power ! So I'm gonna be a really really mean girl

Miku : Put your feet behind your neck and stay like this on the back. Now, all the other (including Yumi and Yuki) are allowed to sting you with picks (Hey, I told you so !)

Kaito : Just for me, please do something cuuuuuute (like put a ribbon in your hair and call me Onee-chan) I love yooou !

Rin & Len : Both of you are in a desert island. How long do you think that you could support each other?

Luka : WOAAAW I'm your biggest fan ! True, I have your face in my pillow, isn't it cute? :3

Why are you so mean with my favorite eggplant-eating-samurai ? I know you love him ! I KNOW IT

So you see ? They're is a secret room behind this wall. I want you ti go in with him ! And it have to be so ramantic ! And you're not allowed to be mean whit him ! It must be last at least 1 hour !

And I want you to become my coach. I want the same body as yours. Tell me all your secrets !

Meiko : I've tried sake once.. And I want to ask you.. HOW CAN YOU DO ? It buuuuuurns ! Can you drink water to? Please, do it :D I want to see if it gonna make you melt from inside :D (you can't refuse, that's for Science !)

Gakupo : Have you ever had some feelings for an other girl than Luka? Or is she the only one? Please, tell me she's the only one ! Or I'll never forgive you ! I want you to bring an eggplant and tuna up, and take care of that they have many children !

And marry Luka and be happy together for life !

That's all ! Finally, I've just be very mean with Miku and maybe Meiko..

But, that's not the end ! Be sure I'll be back soon, hehehe

And, I'm french, and not fluent in english, so pleeeeaaase forgive my mistakes an my awful and simplistic language !

Pakuu entered the dare base with an evil look on her face

Pakuu-chan: MouahahahAHAHAH *demoniac laugh* Ooow I have the power ! So I'm gonna be a really really mean girl~!

Vocaloids: *gulps*

Pakuu-chan: MIKU! Put your feet behind your neck and stay like this on the back. Now, all the others, including Yumi and Yuki, are allowed to sting you with picks!

Miku: Wha-What? But I'm not flexible to do such a thing!

Rin: Don't worry Miku-nee! You will be flexible because of their power! *points to Yuki and Yumi*

Yumi/Yuki: Sure we can do that….but the pain of the picks is the one we can't remove.

Miku: Why?

Yumi: BECAUSE WHERE'S THE FUN WHEN THERE'S NO PAIN?

Yuki: Exactly~!

Miku: OH NOES…

Rin: Uhh..Don't worry! You've experienced worse! I think…..

That was what Rin said…but what did she really want to say? Well….it's actually…

"MUAHAHAHAHA! REVENGE! TIME FOR THE KAGAMINE RIN REVOLUTION! NYAHAHAHAHA!"

Thinking that, she needed to turn around and then smirk evilly. After that, she turned around to look at Miku and flashed the sweetest smile she could ever fake.

Rin: Don't worry onee-chan! I bet that it'll be over quickly~ besides, you gotta be fair and do your dare like everybody else!

Miku: hmmm…..fine…..got no other choice anyway….

Miku placed her feet behind her neck slowly. She did it to avoid any possible injuries like breaking her bones. After for several more moments, she steadied herself. Miku looked up at Rin, who was evilly smirking while holding a pick at her right hand. Miku gulped

Miku: Rin-chan! I thought we were bestfriends!

Rin: We are! But bestfriends fight now don't they? TIME FOR REVENGE!

Miku: Waaaaaahhhhhh! SPARE ME RIN-CHAN!

~One pick session later~

Miku only received picks from Rin, Yumi, Meiko, Len and for everyone's surprise, Kaito.

Miku: WHAT IS THE SIN I HAVE DONE TO MAKE YOU ALL HATE ME?

Len: For stealing my boxers!

Rin: Secret~!

Meiko: For rubbing your diva ego at my face!

Yumi: For fun~! It is my first dare after all~!

Kaito: …For stealing Len's boxers

Rin: Awwww Kaito-nii is concerned for Len's non-existent virginity and privacy! How yaoi! Reviewers! Why don't you guys dare KaiLen for our –but mostly mine- pleasure?

Kaito: *blushing*

Len: *blushes a deep red* R-RIN!

Rin: Nyahahaha!

Pakuu-chan: Ahem…anyway, let's get to the next dare~! *approaches Kaito* Kaito~! Just for me, please do something cuuuuuute~!

Kaito: W-What? H-How?

Everyone except Len and Kaito: Ask the master *points to Len*

Len: Oh please I would never-

Rin: Just say any experience you had!

Len: Oh fine! Wear some loli's clothes and put a matching ribbon on your head then call Pakuu-san "onee-chan" or whatever!

Luka: Hmm, that sounds familiar….

Len: That's because YOU were the one who made me do that, Luka-nee.

Luka: ….Oh yeah right…..

Kaito: But that's too embarrassing!

Meiko: Tch, says the guy who always goes out only wearing a freaking scarf!

Kaito: This is a different issue!

Pakuu-chan: Oh come on! Please~? *puppy dog eyes*

Kaito: Uhhh…

Len: *smirks then imitates Rin's voice* CAN YOU RESIST HER EYES~?

Rin: That's my line!

Len: *imitates Kaito's voice, sorta* BE A MAN KAITO-KUN!

Kaito: When did I ever say those things to you?

Len: EVERYDAY WITH YOUR EYES!

Kaito: …I NEVER INTENDED TO GIVE OUT A MESSAGE I DIDN'T KNOW I WAS SENDING!

Len: TOO BAD! NOW SUFFER LIKE HOW MUCH I SUFFER! *******!

Yuki: Len! *gives him water* Ease the anger and calm down!

Len: Thanks….*drinks* Man...I'm going crazy, aren't I?

Yuki: Blame the banana deficiency Lenny.

Yumi: Anyway….JUST GO AHEAD AND DO WHAT LEN SAID! IT'S A DARE SO DO IT!

Kaito: *sniff* Yes ma'am…..

Kaito entered a closet, aka the dressing room. He went out of the closet. He was wearing a sailor fuku, "shota style" as he says it. It wasn't loli style, it was shota style…..blue shorts, white sailor style shirt with blue trimmings, a blue tie and his signature blue scarf. Len placed a wreath of blue flowers on Kaito's head then smirked.

"Awww now don't you look cute~" Len said teasingly. Kaito simply pouted.

"OH NOES SEME LEN! THE WORLD IS ENDING!" All of the girls screamed. While for Pakuu, she grabbed a tissue then blocked her nose. Len smirked evilly once more then pushed Kaito towards Pakuu. Kaito slowly walked to her, then put on the cutest face he can create at the moment.

"O-Onee-chan?" He said softly. Pakuu squealed in delight then glomped Kaito. Miku squealed, despite being in pain. Len….well, his plan backfired. Instead of laughing evilly and teasing Kaito as revenge, he ended up blushing instead. He grabbed a yellow fan then used it to hit his head while chanting "BAKA!" to himself.

Pakuu-chan: *ahem* Rin! Len!

Rin: Yes?

Len: *busy hitting himself*

Luka: Len! Stop that, you're going to give yourself a concussion!

Len: *stops*

Pakuu-chan: Uhh….Anyway! You guys are in a desert, how long do you think you can support each other?

Rin: With Len's stamina, 8 days.

Len: With Rin's pamperedness, we'd only last for 3 days.

Rin: I AM NOT SOME SPOILD, PAMPERED PRINCESS!

Len: Sure sure, deny as much as you want Rin. The truth would always stay as a fact.

Rin: *pouts then smacks Len*

Len: Ouch!

Pakuu then approached Luka who was sitting on chair, reading her book peacefully. She took a deep breath then squealed.

Pakuu-chan: WOAAAW I'm your biggest fan! True, I have your face in my pillow, isn't it cute? *shows her the pillow*

Luka: *smiles* I'm so happy to meet such a cheerful fan!

Pakuu-chan: I'm soooo happy to finally meet you in person~!

Luka: Likewise.

Pakuu-chan: So you don't mind if I ask questions, ne~?

Luka: Go ahead.

Pakuu-chan: So….Why are you so mean with my favorite eggplant-eating-samurai? I know you love him! I KNOW IT!

Luka: *blushes* I'm not mean. I only do those things in order to discipline him. I don't want to hear Len or any girl complaining about his either perverted or offending actions. I'm simply doing it to make his life BETTER!

Pakuu-chan: …'I don't think that those "discipline" actions of yours will make his life better….'

Luka: Why? Is there anything wrong about it?

Pakuu-chan: Don't you think it's too mean to always hit him with your giant tuna for 1 simple mistake?

Luka: Do you consider almost burning the backyard a simple mistake? Do you consider perverting on random girls and cute young boys a simple mistake?

Pakuu-chan: Uhh….sorta?

Luka: Pardon me but we do not have the same view. I think his sins are heavy and he needs to learn the right way! Like what the saying says, "No pain, no gain!"

Pakuu-chan: …So there will be nothing to change your ways of "discipline?"

Luka: IF he completely takes everything what I say seriously and follows my instructions, then maybe I would lessen my ways of discipline.

Pakuu-chan: So that an "IF" huh….anyway! So you see…..? There is a secret room behind this wall. *points to a wall near her* I want you to go in with him! And it has to be so romantic! And you're not allowed to be mean with him! It must be last at least 1 hour!

Luka/Gakupo: *blushes*

Luka: But how on earth can we make things romantic? We're only…uhh…friends….so it'll be too weird if we do so!

Pakuu-chan: It's okay! I bet that Gakupo has something planned out already! Right, Gakupo?

Gakupo: …I guess?

Pakuu-chan: Good! Now enjoy youselves! *pushes them inside the room*

Luka/Gakupo: Waah!

Luka and Gakupo both got pushed inside a secret room that might as well was only made 10 seconds ago. It was the classical design of a honeymoon suite, even the bed was shaped into a heart and rose petals are scattered on it. Luka and Gakupo both anime sweatdropped.

"We're not married, so why does it need to be honeymoon style?" Luka asked to no one.

~Outside~

Pakuu-chan: If you can hear me, then here's my answer. "To make it more romantic!"

~Inside~

Luka bowed her head then went over to Gakupo who was relaxing on the bed.

"Why do you seem so cool with this?" she asked softly.

"There's nothing to be nervous about. You're my friend right? So why should I be nervous when I'm around you?" He said that but Luka can still detect the nervousness in his voice.

"Friend, huh? I always thought you're scared of me…" she said softly.

"You explained that you "discipline" me by those means. So you really care about my well-being. I understand now so there's no need to always feel scared around you. After all, you care for me, right?"

"Of course I care for you. Despite your mistakes, I still care for you. I never meant to be that strict but….you can say I act in reflex"

"Is that so….I'm very happy to hear that…and to see this side of you!"

"Side of me you say? What side?"

"The side of you when you aren't evasive!" Gakupo smiled. Luka blushed.

"I'm not evasive!" Luka exclaimed as she crossed her arms. Gakupo smirked.

"Go ahead and believe that. I have no right to judge an opinion after all." Gakupo let out a slight chuckle while Luka puffed her cheeks. Gakupo pinched her cheeks in a playful manner.

"What was that for?"

"I can't help it, you're too cute when you do that!" Gakupo said as he let his chuckles out of his mouth. Luka blushed then looked away.

"Remember when we were kids? We used to play with each other all the time. We were so happy…..I miss those days…." Gakupo said softly.

"Those memories…" Luka murmured.

"Do you want to play with me again? We are all alone here. Why not try to go back to the good old days?"

"Sure!" Luka let out a bright smile. Gakupo smiled from ear to ear, so happy to see that smile on her face again.

They started out with simple games they always did, then eventually went to teasing each other, then eventually ended up in a pillow fight. They kept laughing and throwing pillow at each other's faces.

"I'm the queen of pillow fights! You'll never win against me!" Luka said.

"Oh yeah? Just wait and see that I'll win this battle!"

"Fighting words huh? Well I accept your challenge!"

~After one pillow fight session later~

They lay down on the soft bed and rested. In the end, Luka won.

"I told you I'll win." Luka said victoriously.

"Heh, I'll get you next time!"

"Let me see you try!"

"Hehehe, just wait and see!" Gakupo looked at her then smirked. Luka blushed. Gakupo placed himself on top of Luka then stared at her, before finally chuckling.

"I'll definitely come and capture your title!" he said, then leaned down to kiss Luka on the cheek. Luka blushed hard.

"W-What was that?"

"The final piece of our childhood memories~!" Gakupo then looked at Luka with soft eyes. "A kiss on cheek, then the promise"

"Promise….?"

"Do you remember?" Luka nodded slightly.

"Will you keep your promise?" Luka grabbed Gakupo's hand then squeezed it. She held out her hand with her pinky raised, Gakupo did the same, their pinkies intertwined. Luka smiled genuinely but still blushing red.

"I promise…."

Yuki: One hour is up! You guys can go out now~!

Luka and Gakupo heard Yuki's voice. Luka hugged him shortly before exiting the room.

"So that is how Luka acts when we're sincere and alone. Heh, indeed very cute" he said to himself then went out of the room.

Pakuu-chan: Sooooooo? How did it go~? We heard a lot of laughter inside~!

Gakupo: We were just having fun, right Luka?

Luka: *still blushing* R-Right…

Pakuu-chan: *smirks* Someone give me the security tape of that room! Stat!

Luka: NO DON'T!

Pakuu-chan: Ehehehe~! I was just joking~! Luka, I want you to become my coach. I want the same body as yours. Tell me all your secrets!

Luka: I don't have any secrets at least. Sometimes, your body figure is inherited. I don't really do anything to make my body like this. I just eat a balanced diet, exercise regularly and sleep regularly.

Pakuu-chan: Ehh…..I guess that's enough. *approaches Meiko* I've tried sake once.. and I want to ask you.. HOW CAN YOU DO? It buuuuuurns!

Meiko: Sake is really strong for a child, you shouldn't try it at your age! Besides, sake has a different essence on adults!

Pakuu-chan: Oh okay…..Can you drink water to? Please, do it! I want to see if it gonna make you melt from inside!

Meiko: Look, I can drink water! *drinks water* See? I didn't melt at all!

Pakuu-chan: I swear….science should have an explanation for this!

Meiko: Well science said that drinking water is good and will not make a person melt. It's the one we need to survive.

Pakuu-chan: Hmmm….good point. *approaches Gakupo* Have you ever had some feelings for another girl than Luka? Or is she the only one?

Gakupo: Well I-

Pakuu-chan: Please, tell me she's the only one! Or I'll never forgive you!

Gakupo: Luka is the only one, but I do get stuck in perverted situations because of accidents. I don't hit on little boys, little girls, or older girls or same aged boys or any other! Just Luka!

Luka: *blushes*

Pakuu-chan: That's good then! Now Gakupo! Marry Luka and be happy together for life!

GakupoxLuka fans: KYAAAAH~! DO IT GAKUPO DO IT!

Luka: *falls on the floor, still red as blood*

Miku: Luka-chan! Damn, I wish I can help you!

Meiko: *helps Luka go to a chair* Pull yourself together girl!

Luka: Ugh….thanks Meiko…..

Gakupo: *ahem* I will only do that if Luka is willing. I don't want to force her on doing things she might regret.

Luka: Gakupo…..

Pakuu-chan: Luka! Do you accept Gakupo as your husband?

Luka: I…I just can't accept him now. I'm not ready yet….

Gakupo: That's fine with me Luka, I'll wait for you.

Pakuu-chan: *sniffs* Gakupo you're so sweet to Luka! Good job boy!

She squealed for one last time then cleared her throat once again.

Pakuu-chan: That's all! Finally, I've just be very mean with Miku and maybe Meiko…but, that's not the end! Be sure I'll be back soon, hehehe~

Pakuu exited the dare base. Miku was finally released from her dare and let herself stretch out from the pain she has gone through.

Miku: Thank goodness that was over~!

Yumi: *imitates Miku* Hallelujah!

Yuki: Yumi…?

Yumi: What? I'm bored~!

Yuki: ….Okay…so, next is from Minako the Dragon Maiden of DW

'llo, I'm back. :D I have some questions there. This time my questions for everyone instead of one by one. *eating some banana critters (it's some kind of fried banana)*

For all Vocaloids including Yuki and Yumi here:

1. Do you know the Vocaloid 3 who would coming soon? I can't wait to see some. (Beware, there'll going to have another shota (I know, he's 12 but he's still cute) to be a competitor for Len and Piko. His name is Lui Hibiki)) I know that Ring Suzune and the others (Mew, SeeU, Aoki Lapis and more) would coming soon as well.

2. Which Vocaloid 3 would you want to see first?

3. Have anyone want to do Maid/Buffer/Prince Cafe Rp? (just suggestion. I want to see some girls (including Len and Piko) in maid costumes while Kaito and Gakupo in buffer/prince costumes and yet, I know, fan service) :3

P.s for Question 3: I'll give you some rewards of your character items. (A crate each (as for Kaito's case, I don't forget of taking you to Baskin Robbin (don't eat too much, my money has a limit). After rp-ing and end of this question, I'll take you to there, ok?)

Ok, that's all of it. ^^

Minako entered the dare base with a cheerful smile on her face.

Minako: 'llo, I'm back. I have some questions there. This time my questions are for everyone instead of one by one. *eating some banana critters (it's some kind of fried banana)*

Yuki/Yumi: Everyone? Does that mean us too?

Minako: Yes!

Yuki/Yumi: Oh yeah~!

Minako: Do you know the Vocaloid 3 who would coming soon? I can't wait to see some.

Vocaloid: Yes, we're excited yet nervous to meet them all.

Minako: By the way, beware, there'll going to have another shota, I know, he's 12 but he's still cute, To be a competitor for Len and Piko. His name is Lui Hibiki.

Rin: Looks like its double the nosebleed for Kaito-nii~!

Kaito: I won't nosebleed over him!

Rin: You should keep your word! If you do, you'll either break Len's heart or Miku-nee's heart! So be careful of your damn actions BaKaito!

Kaito: ….

Minako: You know….I know that Ring Suzune and the others like Mew, SeeU, Aoki Lapis and others would coming soon as well….

Miku: Yes, we've heard of them, so it just means that I gotta do my best to stay on top!

Luka: Miku, let's just do our best to make a good impression on our new family and forget about the competition.

Miku: Okay okay fine! But no one will stop me from fighting everyone for the top rank!

Rin: 'Not if Len and I have anything to say about it!'

Luka: Just be calm about it…..okay?

Miku: Fine….

Yuki: Man, everyone's gonna face a tough competition, especially Len and Piko…

Yumi: Whatever I do, I'll always vote for Len! Thumbs up hardcore Len fans!

Hardcore Len Fans: Len FOREVERRRRRR!

Len: *shivers* Look, I'm fine with other boys going around to steal my title as a "shota". It would stop my "always molested" problem….but I do hope those other boys will be able to cope up with annoying, raping fangirls and fanboys…..

Meiko: *sighs* With all of the vocaloids coming, Kaito and I will keep dropping down…

Kaito: …..I'm just pure nervous about Vocaloid 3…

Vocaloids: *sighs*

Minako: *sweatdrop* Uhh….I feel for you guys….

Yuki: Cheer up guys! We're gonna have a "character item" dinner later so smile okay?

Vocaloids: *smiles* Alright~!

Minako: Now that's better~! So guys, which Vocaloid 3 would you want to see first?

Miku: SeeU-chan, she looks so cute~

Len: Lui Hibiki, I need to warn him about the dangerous world and let him grow up…"pure"….

Rin: Ring Suzune! Our names sound alike~!

Gakupo: CUL, since she is a part of my "real" family.

Luka: Aoki Lapis, she has a soft voice like me.

Kaito: Akikoroid-chan I guess?

Meiko: Meh, Any Vocaloid would do, as long as we get along with each other.

Yuki: SeeU, K-Pop is my second favorite~!

Yumi: Tone Rion, she seems nice.

Minako: Has anyone want to do Maid/Buffer/Prince Cafe Rp?

Rin/Miku: We've always wanted to do a café~!

Minako: Well~ Let's do it!

Yuki/Yumi: Maid cosplay for us huh…..

Minako: Um, Girls? Just suggestion. I want to see some girls, including Len and Piko, in maid costumes while Kaito and Gakupo in buffer/prince costumes~!

Len: *ultimate facepalm*

Girls: Hmmm okay~!

Yuki: *calls Piko* Piko….come here at the grand hall, you have a dare. It's at the ground floor, when you come down the stairs, turn right then straight ahead, you'll see a big door. That's the grand hall. Bye.

After a few minutes, Piko entered the grand hall.

Yuki: Alright shotas and Girls~! Let's go to the dressing room and change into our outfits~ Boys, go to the other dressing room.

Piko: Why do we need to change at the girls' dressing room?

Yumi: Because if you guys change there, Kaito and Gakupo will die of blood loss.

Len: NOOO! I DON'T WANNA GOO! RINNY!

Rin: STOP WHINING AND JUST CHANGE! THERE'S SOME CURTAINED CHANGING STALLS THERE! SO JUST COME!

Len: NOOO! I WANT TO KEEP THE LAST BIT OF MY DIGNITY ALIVE!

Yumi: *sighs* COME ON DUDE!

Rin and Yumi joined forces and dragged Len inside the dressing room.

"Hey Piko, how come you don't have any issues with this?" Yuki asked.

"Keep this a secret from everyone, okay?"

"Hmmm okay"

"I enjoy crossdressing"

"…..How come I'm not surprised..?" she suppressed the giggles and smirks trying to escape her lips.

Gakupo and Kaito shrugged then changed their clothes. Minako sat down on a chair, waiting for anyone who will come out with their outfit on. First to come out was Luka, naturally because she was the fastest girl in terms…of…well everything. She was wearing a brown maid uniform with a fuchsia ribbon. Gakupo was second to come out. He wore something like what a certain demon butler would wear, only that his tie is purple. Next to come was Miku. She was wearing a green maid uniform with a teal ribbon. Next to come out was Meiko. She wore a red maid uniform with a black ribbon. Kaito came out. He wore the usual long sleeved, white polo with a blue tie with the usual black pants. Yuki came out, she wore a white maid outfit with a pink ribbon. Yumi came out next, wearing a black maid uniform with a pink ribbon. Piko followed afterwards, wearing a silver maid uniform with a sky blue ribbon. Rin came out with Len, she was forcibly dragging Len out of the dressing room. Rin was wearing a yellow orange maid uniform with an orange ribbon. Len was wearing a gold maid uniform with a yellow ribbon.

So, what happened to the rest when they saw the two shotas? Kaito and Gakupo fainted of nosebleed. The other girls were either squealing or taking many pictures. Hitomi just came back with a box of tissues and a camera at her hands, at the same time trying to keep her nosebleed in control. Piko seemed fine with the attention, he was even posing! Len was close to tears and kept pulling his skirt down. His uniform was a one piece type, so the more he pulls down, his shirt goes down, showing a considerably enough amount of ivory skin. While Yuki and Yumi were snapping as many pictures as they can, they approached Hitomi.

Yuki/Yumi: Hitomi-sempai, are you enjoying the fanservice?

Hitomi: HELLZ YEAH!

Yuki/Yumi: *smirks* 'Now, we just need to get more stolen shots from everyone, more on Len and Piko's backside and sell them~! It would boost their popularity even more! Kufufufufu~'

Hitomi: Alright everyone~! Why don't we go somewhere where we can set the café? I bet simulation would be really good for you guys~!

Len: NOO! I BEG OF YOU, PLEASE DON'T LET ME SERVE THERE!

Rin: *snickers* Oh Len, it's not like it's the first time you've worn such a uniform.

Len: SHUT UP!

Yuki: Anyway, there's actually a vacant house right next to the dare base. Yumi and I checked it out once and repaired it because we planned to turn it into a store for our "merchandises" but that can always wait!

Yumi: There are some materials that are found in the storage room. Some cleaning here and some decorating there and bingo! I bet we can finish it a matter of minutes~!

Vocaloids except Len: Yosh~!

Len: *shinitai yo…..shinitai yo…koko kara, dashite kudasai!

Rin: Ugh whatever! Just come with me BAKA!

All of the vocaloids, Yuki, Yumi and Minako went to the storage room. Various equipment was kept in boxes or shelves while other materials are scattered around the floor.

Luka: I used to think you girls are organized. Looks like I was wrong.

Yuki/Yumi: What? It's hard cleaning up the mess!

Luka: Let's just get this over with.

Everyone grabbed a box/material then headed to that vacant house next door. They dropped those boxes or materials on the floor, then go back to the storage room to grab more equipment. It was hard work, so Yumi and Yuki just teleported all materials needed to avoid more fatigue.

Miku: So, what should our café be named?

Rin: What about something simple like "*Meido to Shitsuji Latte" or…anything…..

Luka: Rin-chan's suggestion is already enough. We're only gonna do it for today anyway.

Yuki: Wait, what about the food?

Luka: Let's cook the food English style, French style or the Japanese style…

Yumi: Let's just do it English style, they have plenty deserts than Japan. I think….I don't know about this stuff okay?

Luka: English style does have a lot of desserts but Japan has more tea. So let's just take recipes from both styles, understood?

Everyone except Len: Hai~

Luka: Len?

Len: *sighs* Hai…

Miku: *glomps Len* Cheer up Len-kun! This will be fun~!

Len: *sighs* Whatever…

Luka: Okay, now we need chefs who would cook the food.

Minako: Just a reminder guys, all vocaloids plus the hostesses should work as waitresses and waiters.

Yumi: Hmm…Perhaps Yuki and I will do some hostess magic.

Yuki: Yup~!

After the two girls chanted an inaudible spell, two figures suddenly appeared, one male and one female. The male had dog ears while the female had cat ears.

"Everyone! Their names are Inu and Neko~" Yuki and Yumi both said. Inu and Neko both bowed.

"*Hajimemashite"

"Hajimemashite" everyone answered back.

Yuki: Guys, you will be our chefs~!

Yumi: We'll hand you guys the recipes later~

Inu/Neko: Hai!

Luka: Alright! Kaito, you know a lot about desserts right?

Kaito: Yes!

Luka: Make the menu, give Inu and Neko the recipe. Don't make the menu filled with ice cream! Add tea and appetizers!

Kaito: Y-Yes ma'am!

Luka: Everyone else, let's finish the decorating!

Everyone: Hai!

~After one decorating session later~

Minako: Wow~! This café looks so stunning! I guess we can flip the close to open now, can't we?

Vocaloids/Yumi/Yuki: Please, do the honor!

Minako flipped the closed sign to open.

Everyone except Len: Now we're open for business~!

Luka: *facepalms* Wait, I can't believe I didn't think of this earlier! We need some maids as an advertisement or we'll never get costumers!

Yumi: I can print the flyers that can be distributed out!

Luka: Alright, please do that Yumi.

Yuki: I vote Piko and Len to advertise our café!

Minako: Ooohh! Nice choice, Yuki~!

Luka: Will that be okay for you guys?

Piko: Yes.

Len: NO! Luka-nee please! I want to keep my chastity!

Rin/Kaito: *evil look* Not if I have anything to say about it!

Miku: Wow Rinny, Kaito-nii, you guys said the same thing at the same time!

Meiko: That's because they both care for their Len-Len.

Rin: Of course I care about my dearest yet somehow annoying twin brother!

Len: I don't know if I'm supposed to be touched or annoyed by what you said, Rin.

Rin: Just be touched! Anyway, I do agree that Len and Piko should be the advertising, but we can't let Lenny's chastity disappear at a young age! There's only 1 boy that I would let Len lose his chastity to and that's Kaito-nii!

Len/Kaito: *blushes* R-Rin!

Minako: *giggles* Well, Rin, why don't you join our two beloved shotas to make sure none of them will lose their virginity?

Rin: Sounds good to me!

Len: Can't I just cook inside the kitchen with Inu and Neko?

Luka/Minako: NO!

Len: Why? I cook!

Luka: How would I know if you somehow poisoned the food?

Len: And why would I put poison?

Vocaloids/hostesses/Minako: To get rid of your stalkers. DUH!

Len: ….*rolls his eyes*

Yumi: *sighs then pulls Piko and Len* You two are gonna do it whether you like it or not! Do it fast so we can get this over with!

Len: NOO! I WANNA LIVE! I WANNA LIVE~!

Rin slapped herself then slapped Len. She pushed Len outside of the café along with Yumi. Piko didn't need to be pushed after all, he actually went ahead of the others and distributed flyers.

Meiko: Heh, Kaito! Your boyfriend is getting more and more insane. Maybe you should teach him a "lesson" *winks *

Kaito: *blushes* Hell no! I wouldn't do such a vulgar thing on such an innocent boy!

Meiko: Fine, with your girlfriend then! *points at Miku*

Kaito: No way to hell!

Yuki: …*walks away then approaches Miku*

Minako: …..Everyone sure is "different" these days.

Luka: *sighs*

Minako: But that's what made you guys so awesome! Oh and Luka, that uniform look really cute on you!

Luka: *smiles* Thank you!

Costumers came in the café.

Miku/Luka/Gakupo/Kaito: Welcome back, masters!

Minako: *grabs a box of tissues then gives a thumbs up*

~Outside~

Piko and Yumi were happily giving out flyers. Rin was practically forcing the others to come inside, but her victims kept running away.

"Geez, we'll never make progress like this!" Rin yelled.

"That's because you keep scaring them away, Rin" Piko said.

"Hmmm but giving out flyers aren't fun! We need something exicting!" Rin thought and thought, she looked at Piko, then at Yumi, then at Len who was forced to give out flyers. Rin had a lightbulb appear above her head then smirked. Piko, Yumi and Rin huddled up, nodded at each other, then laughed evilly. Len almost dropped the flyers when he heard the evil laughter of the trio. Piko approached Len.

"Hey Len, give me those flyers. I bet your arms will fall off if you hold them any longer" he said.

"Thanks Piko" Len said as he gave Piko the flyers. Yumi approached Len this time. She went behind him then tapped his shoulder.

"What is it?" Len asked, looking at Yumi over his shoulder.

"Dude face me so I can talk to you properly!" Yumi said. Len faced Yumi.

"Alright fine so- Kyaah!" Next thing Len knows is that he's facing the cold ground. He tried to get up but his hand was suddenly stepped on by Rin.

"Oops…sorry Lenny~" said the she-devil. Len gritted his teeth, then heard some low chuckling from deep voices. He suddenly remembered about his short skirt….

"KYAAAAAAAAAH!"

He quickly sat up, then he saw many guys going inside the café. Rin pushed Len inside to serve along with the others.

"I'll leave the rest to you, Piko, Yumi!"

"Hai, Kaichou!*"

~One hour later~

Luka: That should be enough! Let's close this store now~!

Len: Let me do it!

Luka: okay!

Len: *flips open to close* BOOYAH! *quickly dashes to a bathroom and changes out of the uniform*

The others left the café, leaving Len inside the cafe's bathroom.

~At the dare base~

Minako: You guys all did a good job serving the costumers! All of you looked so beautiful, handsome and sooo moe!

Vocaloids: Thanks!

Minako: Soo let's just wait for-

Len entered the grand hall with a pout.

Len: You guys are unfair, how come no one waited for me?

Rin: Because we all know that you were slow!

Len: I'm not slow!

Rin: Yes you are, take it or leave it!

Len: *huffs*

Minako: Alright, I've bought some presents for you guys! *distributes every vocaloid w/ their item*

Vocaloids: Thank you very much!

Minako: Kaito, let's go to Baskin Robin but don't buy too much, I don't have much money!

Yuki: Sorry to spoil the fun but Len and Kaito, you guys CAN'T eat your character item yet!

Len/Kaito: AWWWWWW WHY?

Yuki: Your dares are still ongoing.

Len/Kaito: *falls to the ground dramatically* NOOOOOOO!

Minako: Oh well, I bet they have other food that's delicious that's not ice cream, drinks too! Let's go, I need to keep my promise after all. Hey Len! You can come with us too if you want, my treat!

Len: Really? Thanks!

Minako, Kaito and Len exited the dare base.

~One enjoyment later~

Kaito and Len both enter the dare base with smiles on their faces, looks like they have been laughing for quite a while.

Rin: I smell love and yaoi in the air~!

Len: *blushes* Urusai! urusai! urusai*!

Yuki: Alright, next is from Death Red Roses

HI!I Love Reviewing On These Stories!So Here Are The Dares:

Len-

I Want You To Sing*If Eyes Could Speak*By Devon Werkheiser To Rin While I Play The End It Off With A 2-3 Minute Kiss.

Rin-...I Got Nothing For You,Oh ..Oh Nevermind.

Miku-I Want You Tp Braid Your Hair And Leave It Like That For 2 Weeks

Luka-Wait For 12 Midnight And Say:Bloody Mary 3 Times In A Mirror.I Wanna See What Happends.

Kaito-Pour Sake On Your Ice-Cream Once The Dare That Say You Can't Eat Ice-Cream Is Over.

Meiko-Dye Your Hair Bright Red And Walk Outside.I Wanna See How Many People Laughs.

Gaukpo-Go Put Your Head In A Toilet Drink The Water.

Extra Note:Len,Propose To Rin.(Dare I Too Lazy To Add Up There)

I'm Gonna Help You Perpare The Wedding,I Gonna Get The,Gown,Tux,Chose The Best Man And Brides' Made And Flower Cake,Deco,Cake And Even The 'll Be Such A Beautiful The Flowers,Can't Forget That.I Gonna Get Everyting For Your Me,I Helped Plan My Cousin's Wedding Before And It Planed And I Helped Her Book Her Honeymoon So I'll Help You As Well. :)

And Just Call Me Amaya.I Like It Better Than My Real Name Atleast.

Well Bye!

Death Red Roses or should we call her Amaya entered the grand hall.

Amaya: HI! I Love Reviewing On These Stories~!

Vocaloids: Hi~

Amaya: So my first dare is for Len! I Want you to sing *If Eyes Could Speak* By Devon Werkheiser to Rin While I Play The Guitar. And End It Off With A 2-3 Minute Kiss!

Len: Uhhh…okay?

Yumi: *hands Len the lyrics*

Len: *clears his throat*

Amaya: Alright! Ready Len? In 5 4 3 2 1~

Len: Standing close to me close enough to reach perfect time to tell her
But I can't even put two words together

Paralyzing eyes getting in my disguise
Can't you see me hiding?
What am I afraid of her finding?

I know what I'm thinking
But the words won't come out

If eyes could speak
One look would say everything
About the way you smile,
The way you laugh
The way you dress,
The way your beauty leaves me breathless

If eyes could speak
I wouldn't have to talk

Here we go again trying to pretend My hand is steady
The way she looks tonight isn't helping
Vision's getting blurred, gotta calm my nerves, it's now or never
There's only one way to the answer

I know what to tell her
But the words won't come out

If eyes could speak
One look would say everything
About the way you smile,
The way you laugh
The way you dress,
The way your beauty leaves me breathless

If eyes could speak
I wouldn't have to talk

Maybe I can finally get it right
Finally find the nerves to speak my mind
And tell you the things I can't say
And baby I would look into your eyes
And maybe you will finally realize
Words are just words anyway

If eyes could speak
One look would say everything
About the way you smile,
The way you laugh
The way you dress,
The way your beauty leaves me breathless

If eyes could speak
I wouldn't have to talk

I tell you all about
The way you smile,
The way you laugh
The way you dress,
The way your beauty leaves me breathless

If eyes could speak
I wouldn't have to talk

After that, he approached a dazed Rin. He took a deep breath then kissed her soft lips. Rin kissed Len back. The kiss ended in 2 and a half minutes since Rin can't breathe any longer.

Amaya: *squeals then nosebleeds*

Len: Are you okay, Rin?

Rin: Y-Yeah…..

Len/Rin: *still very very red*

Amaya: You guys looked so cute! So Rin…...I got nothing for you, Oh Well, sing..Oh Nevermind. Sorry Rin-Rin!

Rin: Uhh…it's okay?

Amaya: Miku! I want you to tie your hair into braids and leave it like that for two weeks!

Miku: Okay! Rin-chan, can you help me?

Rin: Eh? Uh, sure…

~One braiding session later~

Amaya: Heh~ It suits you Miku!

Yuki/Yumi: Hmm, if you don't mind, we're gonna do the ol' timeskip trick, okay?

Everyone: Okay…

~Timeskip! Two weeks later~

Miku's hair is still braided. Her hair looks like it encountered naughty birds and made it their home, then it looks like she went somewhere windy. Everyone tried to stifle their laughter, but that was no use. Miku pouted.

Miku: It's not funny!

Amaya: B-B-But it is!

Miku: I know it's my worse hair but do you guys really need to laugh and rub it in?

Everyone except Miku: S-S-Sorta!

Miku: GEEZ! Don't you know it was a pain to sleep with these on? It hurt like hell!

Amaya: Okay, you can take off the braid style now!

Miku: Thank you! Rin-chan! Help me!

Rin: *giggles* Okay!

Amaya: Luka, wait for 12 Midnight and say: Bloody Mary 3 Times in a Mirror. I wanna see what happens.

Luka: Isn't that too dangerous? There are various ways on how "Bloody Mary" can kill someone. Though I heard stories on where she doesn't kill, but you can actually talk with her or a deceased person. It often concerns marriage or family…

Amaya: Hmmm….don't worry! We'd be near the door! So if nothing happens, go out immediately. If you scream, we'd be there to save you!

Luka: O-Okay…..

Yuki/Yumi: Timeskip~

~Timeskip! At 12 midnight~

Luka gulped first then entered the dark bathroom. She faced the mirror then closed her eyes.

Luka: Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary.

Luka stayed there at the darkness. She felt a peculiar presence. Fearing of the rumored legend to be true, she took the chance of making an escape. She heard a shrill scream and she saw a black figure throw something at her…..

"AHHHHH!" she ignored the glass fragments that pierced through her skin and escaped immediately.

Everyone: LUKA!

Gakupo: *rushes* You're injured! Yuki, Yumi! We need to bring her to the hospital!

Yumi: No need! We have a doctor! Call 991!

Yuki: *calls it* Doctors come quick! We have an injured girl here and we're all freaking out! Hurry before we lose her!

Gakupo: Stay with me Luka! *holds Luka's bloodied hand*

Luka: Gakupo…..*faints*

Gakupo: LUKAAA!

~Timeskip! 2 hours later~

Amaya: So it is true…..I feel so sorry for her…..

Gakupo: Luka…*caresses her cheeks*

Yuki: Good news, the doctors said she'll be fine. The glass fragments didn't pierce her body much, but the large wound at her arm would take time to heal.

Everyone: *sighs in relief*

Yuki: Let's go outside, it's better if we let Luka rest. Gakupo, stay here and guard Luka.

Everyone went outside except Gakupo. Gakupo kissed Luka cheek then entwined his and Luka's pinkies.

Gakupo: Don't let go, you promised me, right?

~Outside~

Yuki: Let's take this as a chance to finish the dares so we can all check on Luka again, alright? Amaya-sempai, please continue the dares.

Amaya: Alright. Kaito, pour sake on your Ice-Cream once the dare that say you can't eat Ice-Cream is over.

Kaito: *shivers* I wonder how that would taste like…..

Amaya: Meiko, dye your hair bright red and walk outside. I wanna see how many people laughs.

Meiko: *yawns* But ain't it like 12:30 am?

Amaya: Good point….

Yuki/Yumi: Yeah yeah, timeskip

~Timeskip! 10:00 am!~

Amaya: Alright, now you can go outside!

Meiko walks outside with her hair bright red. People had been staring at her, and a few laughing at her. She seriously had to restrain herself from killing those who laughed at her unless she wanted to commit teenage massacre. She just went out for a 10 minute stroll, after that, she went back to the dare base.

Amaya: Huh, I thought a lot of people would laugh….

Meiko: *sighs* That's because a lot of people dye their hair into weirder colors than bright red.

Amaya: Hmmm good point! Now….I need to borrow Gakupo….

Amaya entered the clinic silently.

"Gakupo, I have a dare for you. Don't worry, it will only take moment"

Gakupo quickly stood up and went outside. He needs to finish this dare quick so he can come back to his Luka. Amaya leaded him to a nearby bathroom.

Amaya: Go put your head in a toilet bowl and drink the water.

Gakupo: *eye twitch*

Yuki: Don't worry, those were just cleaned!

Gakupo: This is for you, Luka!

Gakupo went inside the nearest stall. He put his head inside the toilet bowl…then drank the water. The girls, Kaito and Len all reacted on Gakupo's action.

"There, can I go back now?" he said, spitting a bit of toilet water out from his mouth.

"Sure, go." Amaya said.

Miku: I'm gonna bring some beverages for him….*leaves*

Amaya: Alright, before I forget! Len, propose to Rin!

Len/Rin: W-WHAT?

Amaya: Here's the ring! *hands Len the ring* now go and propose to her!

Len: But-

Amaya: JUST PROPOSE!

Len: FINE!

Len approached Rin. He opened the small black box that Amaya gave to him. Inside it was a beautiful diamond ring. Rin gasped when she saw the ring.

"Rin…..will you marry me?"

"Uhh….y-yes!" Rin said in reflex. She took the ring then wore it on her finger. She smiled a little yet her face was as red as blood.

Amaya: No worries Len! I'm gonna help you prepare the wedding, I gonna get the gown, tux, Choose the Best Man and Brides' maid and Flower Girl. The cake, deco, cake and even the location. It'll be such a beautiful wedding. And the flowers, can't forget that. I gonna get everything for your wedding. Trust me, I helped plan my cousin's wedding before and It planed and I helped her book her honeymoon so I'll help you as well!

Len: I thank you for your offer but Rin and I are waaaay too young to marry!

Amaya: *pouts* But you guys will marry someday! Call me if that happens! Well bye! Say sorry to Luka for me!

Amaya exited the dare base.

Miku: I'm back, what did I miss?

Kaito: Some twincest love

Miku: What? Awwww why?

Kaito: Don't worry, I bet a lot of them will come up soon. Just wait.

Miku: *pouts* Hmmm okay…

Yumi: Well, next is from Meislovely

Kuro: *drags in a tied up shiro* hey guys! we have some questions! =3

Shiro: *sigh* before i ask anything, i have a confession... i'm a yuri fangirl... *glances at the girls and blushes*

Kuro: thats not the reason she's tied to a chair though, you'll find that out later, maybe. are haku-sama and neru-sama there too? if so they're included.

Shiro: these are for everyone except gakupo! DIE GAKUPO!

Kuro: *swats her with newspaper* okay,if you could have a threesome with anybody, who would it be?

Shiro: *blush* what is your favorite song?

Kuro: what is your fetish?

Shiro: Dares. eheheh. *rape face activated*

Kuro: gets out sniper rifle* k first dare, all of you must take off your shirt for one chapter.

Shiro: Luka, you must be handcuffed to miku, both hands! for a whole chapter!

Kuro: and last for haku-sama and neru-sama (if they graced us with their presence)

Shiro: take their clothes and lock them in a closet together! NYAHAHAHAHAHA

Kuro: that is all for right now!

Shiro: *somehow untied and is trying to kill gakupo* *shot*

Kuro: *sighs and puts down sniper* be genki guys bye. *drags shiro away*

Shiro and Kuro entered the grand hall. Shiro was tied up to a chair.

Kuro: Hi guys! We have some questions!

Shiro: *sigh* Before I ask anything, U have a confession... I'm a yuri fangirl... *glances at the girls and blushes*

Girls: *gulps* N-No matter….

Kuro: That's not the reason why she's tied to a chair though, you'll find that out later, maybe. Are Haku-sama and Neru-sama here too?

Yumi: We could always call them to come over! Yuki?

Yuki: Sure *calls Neru and Haku and tells them to come over*

After a few minutes, Neru and Haku entered the grand hall.

Neru: It was about time we got called!

Kuro/Shiro: Hi Haku-sama and Neru-sama~!

Haku/Neru: Hi…

Shiro: Now that they're here, let's start the questions and dares! These are for everyone except GAKUPO! DIE GAKUPO!

Kuro: *swats her w/ a newspaper*

Yuki/Yumi: Everyone? Does that mean us too?

Kuro: Well, if you want to, go for it! Okay, if you can have a threesome with anyone, who would it be?

Miku: Heh…..I guess….Luka and Rin-chan …

Rin: Len and Miku-nee!

Meiko: …..I don't know. Luka and Kaito I guess?

Neru: Haku and Len? I don't know…

Haku: Meiko and Neru…..

Kaito: Len and Miku!

Meiko: *punches him*

Kaito: Ow! What was that for?

Meiko: For being indecisive!

Meiko stopped, then looked behind her. It was Luka and Gakupo.

Miku: Luka! You shouldn't be up yet!

Luka: It's okay, I'm fine now. After all, the doctors really did heal my wound well.

Yuki/Yumi: *whistles* Well, she does have some questions and dares. The "doctors" did heal her wound well, she just needs to stay away from too much activity.

Luka: Besides, staying inside that room is suffocating and boring me. I also need to move my body around before I become paralyzed!

Miku: Hmm….if you insist….

Luka smiled at Miku, then sat on a chair beside Gakupo. Shiro glared at Gakupo while Kuro sent out an apologetic look at both vocaloids.

Kuro: Although I don't know what happened…get well soon but…I'm still gonna ask some, if you don't mind

Luka: Ask away!

Kuro: If you could have a threesome with anyone, who would it be?

Luka: Gakupo and Miku.

Shiro: *growl* LET ME AT 'IM! LET ME AT 'IM!

Kuro: *swats her w/ a newspaper* Shiro, behave!

Shiro: Oh come one Kuro! Just one slap, please?

Kuro: No!

Shiro: Awwwww!

Yumi: Don't worry Shiro-sempai, you're not the only one with a strict half….

Yuki: *glares at Yumi* What did you say, Yumi?

Yumi N-N-N-Nothing!

Shiro/Yumi: *sighs*

Kuro: Shiro! Ask the next question!

Shiro: Okay! What is your favorite song?

Miku: World is mine!

Rin: Daughter of Evil!

Luka: Just be Friends

Meiko: Repulsive Eater Conchita!

Haku: Daughter of White…

Neru: Okay, Green is the enemy!

Kaito: Hmmm that's hard…..Judgement of Corruption…

Len: It's even harder for me. In my songs, I either die or crossdress, or both! Oh well, Paradichlorobenzene was fun to sing.

Kuro: What is your fetish?

Miku: *smirks* Definitely traps.

Luka: Uh….glasses?

Rin: *smirks* BONDAGE! *cue lightning effects* MUAHAHAHAHA!

Len: *shivers*

Meiko: Bandages.

Neru: ….Cellphones. No more, no less.

Haku: I guess…..uh….butlers and bartenders are really cool-looking with their clothes….

Kaito: Uhh…..I guess…."milk" *blushes*

All of the girls: *grabs a tissue*

Len: Eh…I don't really know…bananas?

Girls: GAAH! *blocks their bleeding noses*

Yuki: D-D-Don't tell me…. Len, you don't know was kind of "fetish" you just sent out, don't you?

Len: Aren't "fetishes" likes? I like bananas so…that's what I said.

Yumi: Dude, you're just sending out messages saying that you want to get laid!

Len: ?

Yuki: Ya know what? Forget about it Len. Let's save that last bits of innocence you have in you.

Shiro: *Rape face activate* Dare time~

Kuro: First dare, all of you must take off your shirt for one chapter!

Everyone: *blushes*

Yuki/Yumi: We're so happy we're not in this! *happily skips to Gakupo*

Gakupo: We're lucky, aren't we?

Yuki/Yumi: Yes, yes we are!

Everyone takes off their shirt. The girls are with their color coded bras while the boys are completely shirtless. Len was blushing like mad. Kaito died of nosebleed.

Rin: *giggles* He either died of nosebleed by Len or by Miku-nee.

Miku: He died because of Len.

Len: Why me?

Miku: Just look at you! Your skin is so creamy white, flawless and soft! It battles Luka-nee's skin!

Girls: How come you have better skin than us?

Len: Hiiiiee?

Rin: Before Len screams again, what's the next dare?

Shiro: It's for Luka! She must be handcuffed to Miku, both hands! For a whole chapter!

Yumi: *plays with 3 handcuffs* Oh, is that my cue already?

Yumi approached Luka and handcuffed her hands. She did the same with Miku. Then Miku approached Luka. Yumi then handcuffed the two handcuffs together.

"Is there a next dare?"

Kuro: Yes! It's for Haku-sama and Neru-sama! Take their clothes and lock them inside the closet! *Evil laugh*

Yuki: Neru, Haku. Go to that closet over there *points to a door w/ yellow and gray* remove your clothes there then give it to me when you're done!

Neru and Haku go inside that room, took off their clothes and gave it to Yuki.

Yuki: Have fun girls!

~Several minutes later~

Kuro/Shiro: *passed out from blood loss*

Rin: Hehe, it's hard to imagine that Neru is the receiver!

Miku: though it is cute!

~After a series of moaning later~

(A/N: sorry, I can't write good yuri. I can only write yaoi and het since I'm more used to them. Though I can practice! :3)

Kuro: Whew! That was close, I thought I was gonna die of blood loss!

Shiro: Hey, that nosebleed was worth it!

Neru and Haku came out of the room with their clothes on and their faces as red as roses.

Rin: Neru, you just became Len's fellow receiver!

Neru: SHUT UP!

Kuro: That's it for now!

Shiro: *somehow untied and is trying to kill Gakupo*

Gakupo: SOMEBODY HELP MEEEEEE!

Shiro: *shot*

Kuro: *puts down her rifle* Be genki guys! *drags Shiro*

Kuro and Shiro left the dare base.

Yuki: Ya know, maybe I SHOULD turn this into M-rated….

Yumi: Don't do it just yet. It's not graphic after all!

Yuki: Good point….next is from Fantasyvocaloid

That was fun!

Arigato gozaimas!

Yuki: Oh, a review! Your welcome, we're happy to bring happiness to a fellow vocaloid lover!

Yumi: Please be reminded that you can dare and ask as much as you want! Don't hold back!

Yuki: Next is from CuriousSisters

Akuma: HIKARI STARR, GET OVER HERE NOW!

Hikari: Ne, Kua-chan, what is it?

Akuma: You didn't tell me this stupid private school had SAILOR SUIT UNIFORMS! I HATE THIS!

Hikari: Calm down Kua. Take out your rage in dares.

Akuma: Ok. *mumbles about hating uniform*

Hikari: Ok guys, questions!

All: Do you ever attend school?

All: What's the most fun song to perform?

Rin&Len: How'd you get your Roada Rora?

Luka: How'd you learn to speak English?

Akuma: Alright, Akuma is up at bat now!

BaKaito: Stand on your head for the rest of the chapter.

All: Have an RPG style battle with Meiko as the enemy.

Meiko: Juggle sake bottles.

Miku: Be a ghost for the rest of this chapter (use the magic of Fiction!)

All: Have me as a guest for this chapter! (Be warned, I'm a pervert prankster who learned from Kaito and Gakupo)

Both: Sayonara!

Hikari and Akuma entered the grand hall. Akuma was wearing something…like a sailor uniform?

Akuma: HIKARI STARR, GET OVER HERE NOW!

Hikari: Ne, Kua-chan, what is it?

Akuma: You didn't tell me this stupid private school had SAILOR SUIT UNIFORMS! I HATE THIS!

Hikari: Calm down Kua. Take out your rage in dares.

Akuma: Ok. *mumbles about hating uniform*

Hikari: Ok guys, questions! This is for everyone!

Yuki: Alright, the same question. Does that mean us too?

Hikari: You can answer if you want! So, you guys attend school?

Vocaloids: We used to. Ever since we got famous, we stopped going to school.

Yuki/Yumi: For us…sadly…..we do….

Hikari: What's the most fun song to perform?

Vocaloid: That is hard…but Love is War really is fun to sing.

Hikari: Rin and Len! How'd you get your Roada Rora?

Rin/Len: It all started when we were bored….

~Flashback~

Rin and Len were sitting by a window, staring at the construction going on outside. They both saw a machine called a road roller, the first love of our beloved twins. They saw how this machine easily flattened objects. It would make such a great toy to play with. The twins suddenly heard a "click", the sound came from their own minds.

"You thinking what I'm thinking?" Rin asked mischievously.

"Oh I'm thinking what you're thinking" Len answered back. They both smirked then plotted their secret "operation"

~Midnight~

Rin and Len tiptoed silently through the construction site. By some luck, the key was left on the seat. They started the road roller slowly and silently. They drove off slowly without anyone noticing them. They parked the road roller inside their really tall and wide garage.

~End of Flashback~

Hikari: Wait, you guys stole the road roller?

Rin: Yup.

Hikari: Oh…..So..Luka how'd you learn to speak English?

Luka: Simple, I just watched various English shows and memorized the words and meaning.

Akuma: Alright, Akuma is up at bat now! BaKaito! Stand on your head for the rest of the chapter.

Kaito: E-Eh? I don't know if I could do that!

Akuma: you can! We all have the power of fiction after all!

Kaito: Ugh…Fine! *stands on his head*

Akuma: Meiko, juggle sake bottles!

Meiko: Good thing I know how to juggle.

Meiko juggled 10 sake bottles. Everyone stared at her with shocked faces. Meiko stopped her juggling then gave them a confused look.

Meiko: What?

Kaito: It's just so surprising that the all powerful Meiko knows how to do comedic things like juggling.

Meiko: URUSAI BAKAITO! *hits him with her sake bottle*

Kaito: OOW! Ugh…..my head hurts too much to stand up on my head again…..

Akuma: DO THE DARE BAKAITO! *Evil look* or else…..

Kaito: HAAAAAIIII! *stands up on his head*

Akuma: Miku! Be a ghost for the whole chapter!

Miku: HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?

Yuki/Yumi/Akuma: WITH THE POWER OF FICTION!

Akuma: …?

Yumi: Sorry, we felt like saying that!

Yuki: ….Oh well *chants a spell*

Miku: *turns into a ghost*

Yuki: Just a reminder, only I can see Miku's ghost form. The rest can just feel her presence or hear her!

Rin: Then…is it Miku-nee's ghost breath that I feel on my back…?

Yuki: No.

Rin: OH SHIZZ THERE'S ANOTHER GHOST!

Len: That's just the air conditioner, Rin.

Rin: Ohh…okay…phew~

Akuma: You made me a bit nervous there, Rin.

Rin: Sorry~

Akuma: It's okay. Anyway, have me as a guest for the rest of the chapter! But be warned…I'm a pervert who learned from Kaito and Gakupo~

Kaito: *facepalm*

Gakupo: *chuckles*

Akuma: *evil laugh*

Everyone: ….how bad can that be?

Hikari: Trust me, you don't want to get on her nerves. Unfortunately, I gotta do something, so please watch over that girl for me, okay?

Everyone: Okay~

Hikari: Sayonara~

Hikari left the dare base.

Yumi: Uh huh….so next is from chizuruMiki

Weeeeeee~ I'mma back! OHAI LUKA-SAMA! 3333 This time, I swear, and really, I swear, that there will NOT be any kissing request from meh.. (Although I really want them -cry-)

-flashy entrance-

KYAAAAAAAAA! LUKA-SAMA! 3 -pounce on Luka- -glares at Gakupo with a satisfied grin- Fufufu.. jealous eh, Gakkun?

BACK TO TOPIC!

Miku-hime: ZOMBIES ARE CHEWING ON YOUR PRECIOUS LEEKS! WHAT DO YOU DO?

Kaito: Who's hotter? You or Akaito?

Rin: LEN IS GETTING KIDNAPPED BY A

PEDO! But meanwhile, there's a 60% sales for oranges! Would you get Len, or oranges?

Len: What would you do if I threw a life-time supply of bananas to the monkeys?

Meiko-onee-sama: Can you finish your sake faster than Miku eating her leeks or Kaito eating his ice-cream or Rin eating her oranges or Len eating his bananas or Luka-sama eating her tunas or Gakkun eating his eggplants? So basically.. EATING CONTEST!

Luka-sama: HAI! 3 -shows vid: /watch?v=cpJtSKfbQdM - What do you think of Gakupo or Miku in this video? And what do you think of getting your hair cut?

Gakkun: So.. How did you get to know Luka? Childhood friends? Co-workers?

To all vocaloids: Who's hotter? Gakupo or Kaito? Yes, there's no Len because if I asked Gakkun/Len or Kaito/Len, the next thing you see is Gakupo or Kaito releasing the aura of depression which can lead to annoyance and sympathy.

-hugs Luka-sama tightly- Until next time Luka-sama! -starts hopping out of room-

/trip

-stands up quickly- I'M OKAY PEOPLE! BYE VOCALOIDS!

ChizuruMiki, but let us call her Miki, entered the grand hall with a flashy entrance. She pounced on Luka.

"KYAAAAAAAH LUKA-SAMA~!" She screamed. She then glared at Gakupo with a satisfied smile that was mixed with deviousness.

"Jealous eh? Gakkun?"

Miki: Back to topic! Hey wait…..where's Miku-hime?

Yuki: Believe it or not Miki-sempai, she's actually infront of you.

Miki: Ha?

Miku: Hi~~ Miki-chan~~~

Miki: Who said that?

Yuki: Miku, who is infront of you.

Miki: What? How?

Yuki/Yumi: THROUGH THE POWER OF FICTION!

Yuki: Yumi!

Yumi: What? It's fun saying it~!

Yuki: *sighs* Anyway, Miku had a dare to be a ghost for the whole chapter.

Miki: Heh…now how am I supposed to see her?

Yuki: Please come here.

Miki: Okay….

Yuki whispered something then touched Miki's closed eyes gently. When Miki opened her eyes, she saw Miku right beside her.

Miki: Wow…..freaky, but totally cool! HI MIKU-HIME~!

Miku: Hi Miki-chan~

Miki: *ahem* LOOK! ZOMBIES ARE CHEWING ON YOUR PRECIOUS LEEKS! WHAT DO YOU DO?

Miki pointed to a corner of a room, which indeed has zombies chewing on scattered leeks! The others started running and screaming. Miku, who is infuriated with the foolish zombies who dared to eat her leeks, crept to the zombies slowly. The zombies stopped for a moment, then faced the ghastly face of Miku.

"AAAAH" screamed the zombies in hoarse voice. They all dropped the leeks and dashed the heck out of there. The vocaloids clapped. Miki howled and cheered. Yumi and Yuki smirked at Miku, then gave a thumbs up to her. Although Miku knows no one would see this but Yuki and Miki, she still smiled then bowed. Hiding in a corner, was Akuma who was holding back her chuckles.

Miku: Thank you, thank you!

Yuki: Wait a minute….Akuma-sempai! Please come here!

Akuma: What is it?

Yuki: Akuma-sempai, meet Miki-sempai.

Miki: *shakes hands with Akuma* Nice to meet you!

Akuma: Nice to meet you too!

Miki: Alright, Now Kaito! Who's hotter? You or Akaito?

Kaito: *smirks* ME! *somehow tries to pose but falls down* OUCH!

Akuma: *laughs* Do the dare BaKaito!

Kaito: *stands up on his head*

Miki: RIN! LEN IS GETTING KIDNAPPED BY A PEDO! But meanwhile, there's a 60% sales for oranges! Would you get Len, or oranges?

Rin: OH SHIIZZZZ WHAT SHOULD I DO?

Akuma: Yuki, Yumi! Simulation time!

Yumi: No need for that, there's actually a 60% sale of oranges downtown.

Yuki: And just push Len at a random alley and he's bound to get kidnapped…..or raped~

Len: *shivers*

Miki: Then let's drive downtown~

Yumi: Why drive? Let's just poof there! THROUGH THE POWER OF FICTION!

Yuki: Yumi…

Yumi: What? It's so fun to say!

Miki, Akuma, Yuki, Yumi , Rin and Len all poof to the downtown market, where the oranges are in 60% sale.

Rin: Waah! *rushes to the oranges* They look so delicious~ and ripe~

Len was suddenly pulled back at an alley. Behind him, was a middle-aged man looking at him lustfully.

"My my, what a beautiful flower~" the man muttered. Len bit the man then tried to run away, but the man easily caught him.

"You're a feisty one, aren't you?" the man said. He suddenly grabbed a rope then started to tie Len's hands. Len stepped on the man's foot, but that was no use, the man just kept tying his hands. After that, the man suddenly licked and nibbled on Len's neck.

"Ha….hn…hya!" Len moaned as the man kept nibbling a sensitive spot on Len's neck. Len spotted a glint of yellow across the street.

"Rin….Rin! RIN! HELP!" Len desperately cried out. The man suddenly placed a handkerchief on his nose. He was greeted by a strange scent, it made him feel very dizzy.

"Haa….." Len breathed out before plunging in the world of darkness.

Rin: Heh?

Rin turned around, facing the alley nearby. She saw a glint of yellow being carried away by a middle aged man.

"Wait…that yellow is Len! I need to save him!" Rin was filled with determination….but that didn't last long.

"ORANGES~ ON 60% SALE~" yelled the market lady. "Giku!" she snapped.

'Damn….which should I take? Delicious oranges that I can buy at any time since it's on sale or my dear twin brother whom I can't bring back when he's either raped or murdered…or both?"

Rin looked at the oranges, then at the man who is having a hard time carrying Len inside that brown sack. Rin snapped then immediately kicked the man's face.

"DAMN YOU! YOU DARE TO KIDNAP MY BROTHER, YOU FREAKING *****!"

The man dropped the brown sack. He tried to run away BUT we all know that no one can escape the all mighty and powerful Kagamine Rin. The man looked over his shoulder, only to see a "female demon" glaring at him.

"Prepare to meet your doom!" whispered the "she-devil".

~Censored~

Yuki: *eating popcorn*

Yumi: :3 That was a really good gore film!

Miki: *thumbs up* Rin-chan, that was epic!

Akuma: *evil smile* Good job, fellow member.

Rin: *thumbs up then carries an unconscious Len*

Yuki: Now, let's poof back to the poof back to the dare base!

Rin: Wait! My oranges~~!

Yumi: We didn't mention it…but we actually already bought many oranges from that sale earlier.

Rin: ….You could've just told me.

Miki: Well, it is your dare after all~

Rin: *pouts and sighs*

In Yuki's simple snap of her fingers, they were back at the grand hall.

Miki: Alrighty~ The next question is for Len so…..

Akuma: Leave that to me.

Akuma grabbed a megaphone. She cleared her throat then turned on the megaphone.

"LEN! KAITO IS MOLESTING RIN! AND HE'S PLANNING TO MOLEST YOU NEXT!"

Len's head shot up. He glared viciously at Kaito.

"You were doing WHAT?"

"Leeen! It was all a lie!" Kaito desperately cried out.

"No! Every part is true! Especially the last sentence!" Rin said, she acted as if she was scared. Len glared at Kaito one last time…before letting the blue idiot taste his own medicine.

~Censored~

Yuki: "Censored" ….That censor is practically useless. It's only pixilated, you can still see Len beating Kaito into a pulp!

Yumi: For those fujoshis who thought of something "naughty" as the reason for the censor….then….you are not alone~

Girls: *ahem*

Yuki: lolz natamaan~!

Everyone except Yumi: …..What?

Yuki: Oops, sorry. I said something in Filipino. You Filipinos should know about this~! Anyway, it means that you have "struck" since you have been busted for what you have done….blah blah…. man I don't explain things very well okay?

Everyone: Uhhhh…okay?

Miki: Uhhh…anyway. Len! What would you do if I threw a life-time supply of bananas to the monkeys?

Akuma/Yumi: SIMULATION! SIMULATION!

Miki,Akuma, Len, Yumi and Yuki all poof to a zoo, a private zoo at that.

Akuma: Where is this place?

Yumi/Yuki: We're at the zoo that is hidden inside the dare base.

Len: This base has everything….

Yuki/Yumi: Of course! We designed it after all~!

Miki: Cool~ oh look! There's the monkeys! *runs off to the monkeys*

Akuma: Ooh! There's the lifetime supply of bananas~! *runs off to the bananas*

Len: Bananas? Where?

Miki and Akuma both throw the lifetime supply of bananas to the monkeys. Len saw this, he bolted up to the monkeys' cage then fought each monkey for the bananas.

Yuki: …..How long will that potion last anyway?

Yumi: …At least for a day…

Yuki: Uh huh…

~After a few moments later~

Len came out of the cage, carrying bunches of bananas. Though, Len's clothes were torn at some places….wait, he's also shirtless! His bruises are clearly seen and his hair is a total mess yet he still looks happy.

Len: Although I didn't get all of the bananas, I got a lot! I guess this is okay!

Miki: I knew you would fight them. Back to the dare base!

~*Poof*~

Yuki: Kagamine Len, you get yourself injured quite a lot. *heals Len*

Len: I can't help it! IT'S BANANAS!

Yuki: Well, I can't expect least if he/she is a vocaloid….Forget about that, next dare please!

Miki: Okay~! Meiko onee-sama~ Can you finish your sake faster than Miku eating her leeks or Kaito eating his ice-cream or Rin eating her oranges or Len eating his bananas or Luka-sama eating her tunas or Gakkun eating his eggplants? So basically.. EATING CONTEST!

Meiko: OH YOU ARE ALL ON!

Yumi: I guess Kaito and Len are excused from their previous dares…..

Akuma: I guess Kato can be excused too from his standing on his head…..and Miku may turn back into a human…..but all of the dares will resume after this eating contest!

Yumi: Sounds appropriate…..*grabs the keys and removes the handcuffs from Luka*

Miku: …..No need for me since I got out….*turns into a human* Hurray! I can see myself again~!

Kaito: *stands up, but NOT with his head* HURRAY! I won't get severe head injury~!

Everyone: …

Yuki and Yumi poof a crate of every vocaloids' character item.

Yuki: The rules are simple. Each vocaloid needs to finish their character item in 3 minutes. If no one finishes the crate, then the winner would be judged by the number of the remaining food or drink. Understand?

Vocaloids: HAI!

Yuki: Timer starts….now!

~Eating contest~3 minutes later~

Meiko finished her sake first but she is already drunk. Kaito came second, Rin came third.

Meiko: I TOLD YA I WOULD WIIIIIN!

Luka: It is obvious. Meiko has the easiest item to hold down and that is liquid. Kaito came second because it was also easy to hold down, he was probably slowed down by Len's eating of his bananas and Miku eating her leeks….

Kaito: I WASN'T DISTRACTED BY THEIR SKILLFULL SUCKING!

Meiko: *throws her sake bottle at Kaito's head*

Kaito: OUCH!

Luka: I'm not very sure how Rin won…..eating oranges might take time because of the seeds….and taking of the skin too….

Rin: I peel oranges for like….3 seconds. The oranges were seedless and they tasted really sweet and good~ And I got hungry from beating that pervert who tried to kidnap Len and rape him in his basement.

Len: Please Rin…don't give me mental images….Can we move on to the next dare now?

Yuki: Wait, give us a moment! *handcuffs Miku and Luka* Those are magical handcuffs that can binds ghosts!

Miku: *turns into a ghost*

Kaito: *stands on his head* This is bad for my health….

Akuma: Nonsense! Head standing is exercise! It's good for the heart! ...maybe~

Kaito: *sighs* Whatever….to the next dare please?

Miki: Okaaay~~ *skips to Luka* HAI! :3 *shows vid: /watch?v=cpJtSKfbQdM* What do you think of Gakupo or Miku in this video? And what do you think of getting your hair cut?

Luka: *major vein pop* Miku…how could you!

Miku: It was just a video Luka! Remember how we had the same argument when we both received the lyrics?

Luka: I still can't get over that! Gakupo and Miku, you are both traitors!

Gakupo/Miku: It was just a video!

Luka: STILL! And you cut my beautiful hair in this video, DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH TIME IT TOOK ME TO GET IT THIS LONG?

Gakupo/Miku: WE'RE SORRY! BUT IT IS SERIOUSLY JUST A VIDEO!

Miki: Well, I guess I got my answer. Gakkun! So.. How did you get to know Luka? Childhood friends? Co-workers?

Gakupo: We were childhood friends back then. We got even close when my caretaker and I transferred to the Vocaloid household.

Miki: heh~ Now, for all vocaloids! Who's hotter? Gakupo or Kaito?

Rin: Why is there no Len option?

Miki: Yes, there's no Len because if I asked Gakkun/Len or Kaito/Len, the next thing you see is Gakupo or Kaito releasing the aura of depression which can lead to annoyance and sympathy.

Rin: Good point but this would be really complicated…

Miku: I guess Kaito is hotter.

Luka: Gakupo is hotter.

Meiko: Gakupo is hotter.

Rin: I guess Gakupo-nii?

Len: I don't know! I'm a guy, so I don't really look at other males like that….

Rin: SAY IT MAN, SAY IT!

Len: FINE! KAITO-NII ALRIGHT?

Rin: *squeeeeeee* My yaoi tanks are halfway there! Damn, seriously! Can someone dare KaiLen? Len needs his Kaito tanks filled and I need my yaoi tanks filled! Oh, and Kaito-nii needs his Len tanks filled.

Yumi: Just hope Rin….hope…Anyway, Gakupo is the winner!

Miki: Congrats Gakkun! *hugs Luka-sama tightly* Until next time Luka-sama! *starts hopping out of room but suddenly trips*

*stands up quickly-* I'M OKAY PEOPLE! BYE VOCALOIDS!

Miki left the dare base.

Yuki: Next is from Suicunespooka

I'm sorry that everyone is spamming you with comments and im just adding on! -calls off Internet- Okay! Me and my fanloids have a couple of questions for you guys.

Me: okay, I was gonna ask where Piko~kun is but I already saw he was. So! Where are the vy models? -gets shoved out of the way-

Paiko: this is for kaito. How do you feel about your fanmade family members? because I am one...

Me: it you don't like it I feel so bad... -goes to be yandere with taito- anyways! Thus is for vy2. So do you prefer to be considered male or female? Can I hug you? To big al (if he's even there) you make me think of my dad!

Paiko: o...Kay...

HANA: this is for everyone. What are your favorite songs to sing?

Paiko: and for lily, most people stereotype you to be a little bit like haku and meiko. Is that true?

Me: can I hug piko? What does miki like to do in her free time? Do you guys read or watch anime or manga?

Paiko: oh and now I'm the youngest shion. Here have some Ice cream kaito.

Me: I don't like miku! How do you the rest of you feel about not being noticed as much as miku? Kaito, I really love your song Pane Dhiria. Sorry for the rambling and I like the lesser known vocaloids the best... Say hi to kiyoteru for me!

HANA: ok, I think you've had enough cookies and ice cream for today.

Paiko: ok! Goodbye before master goes crazy again!

Suicunespooka or should we just him/her Sui-san entered the grand hall. She/He seems to have some acquaintances with her/him.

(A/N: sorry for the bad nickname, I am not good at naming people XD)

Sui: I'm sorry that everyone is spamming you with comments and I'm just adding on! Okay! Me and my fanloids have a couple of questions for you guys.

Vocaloids: Ask away~

Sui: Okay, I was gonna ask where Piko-kun is but I already saw he was. So! Where are the VY models?

Yuki: They are probably here at the dare base….let me call them. *calls the VY models then tells them to come at the grand hall*

Yumi: Wait…in what form will they appear here anyway?

Yuki: Since they have no official design but almost official gender, I based their avatar from art I have seen.

VY1 Mizki and VY2 Yuuma entered the dare base. Both had pink hair. Mizki was wearing a pink kimono while fanning herself while Yuuma was wearing a black kimono with pink floral design. He was carrying his wakizashi.

Sui: Oh, they're here! *gets shoved out of the way*

Paiko: Kaito, how do you feel about your fanmade family members? Because I am one...

Kaito: Heh? You are? Sorry, there is just so many of them I can't remember all…Well, I complain about most of them. They all like to bug me and tease me and they hit on my vocaloid family members. The males usually act like yanderes, tsunderes or perverts. However, I'm completely fine with my female family members, they are sane and proper. Kaiko and Akaiko is an exception though, those two always teases me of liking various males but mainly Len…. *blushes*

Paiko: I see….that's good! For the females' case that is…..

Sui: This is for VY2. So do you prefer to be considered male or female?

VY2: I prefer to be considered male. My voice should be enough to be classified as male, seriously!

Sui: Can I hug you?

VY2: sure! *glomped by Sui*

Sui: Is Big Al here?

Yumi: Call him.

Yuki: Why me? Your turn this time!

Yumi: Fine. *calls Big Al and told him to go to grand hall*

After a few moments, Big Al arrived

Sui: Hi Big Al~ you make me think of my dad!

Big Al: Is that so? That's good then!

Paiko: o...kay...

HANA: This is for everyone. What are your favorite songs to sing?

Yumi/Yuki: Another call with Gakupo this time, start!

Miku: World is mine~

Rin: Daughter of Evil~!

Luka: Just be friends

Meiko: Repulsive Eater Conchita

Kaito: Judgment of Corruption

Len: Paradichlorobenzene

Gakupo: Dancing Samurai was fun to sing….

Paiko: The next one is for Lily, is she here?

Yuki: *glances at Yumi*

Yumi: Yeah, yeah, I get it *calls Lily and tells her to go to the grand hall*

After a few minutes, Lily arrived.

Paiko: Lily, most people stereotype you to be a little bit like Haku and Meiko. Is that true?

Lily: Unfortunately, yes it's true. Though I heard that a lot of people also stereotype me to be like Neru and Meiko combined. They see me as a tsundere! I'm a not a tsundere, I'm just misunderstood!

Paiko: Awww…

Sui: Can I hug Piko?

Yumi: Your turn!

Yuki: I won't be confused if I grow up into a call center agent! *calls Piko then tells him to come over*

In only matter of seconds, Piko entered the grand hall.

Yuki: It makes me wonder why you didn't stay with us after that maid café dare…

Piko: I got some "matters" to take care of.

Yuki: No matter, anyway, back to dares.

Sui: Can I hug you, Piko?

Piko: Uhh…sure?

Sui: *glomps Piko* you don't know how long I've waited to do that! By the way…where's Miki?

Yuki: *calls Miki then tells her to come over*

Yumi: Good, no arguments.

Yuki: No, we're gonna take turns. Next call is yours!

Yumi: Fair enough!

Again, after a few minutes, SF-A2 Miki entered the grand hall.

Sui: What do you like to do in your free time?

Miki: Hmmm Well, I like surfing on the internet, playing some video games or maybe "exploring" new types of relationships at my Vocaloid Family~

Sui: This is for everyone. Do you guys read or watch anime or manga?

Vocaloids: Yes, we all do!

Paiko: Oh and now I'm the youngest Shion. Here have some Ice cream Kaito.

Kaito: Uhh thanks Paiko-chan!

Yumi: Put them in freezer, eat them next chapter.

Kaito: *pouts then puts it in the freezer*

Sui:I don't like Miku! How do you the rest of you feel about not being noticed as much as Miku?

Vocaloids except Miku: We feel unloved, unnoticed and completely worthless because of her!

Miku: I'm really sorry but it's not really my fault!

Sui: Kaito, I really love your song Pane Dhiria.

Kaito: That song? That's great! I didn't even know someone actually notices my songs these days…

Miku: I SAID I WAS SORRY!

Sui: Sorry for the rambling and I like the lesser known vocaloids the best... Say hi to Kiyoteru for me!

HANA:Ok, I think you've had enough cookies and ice cream for today.

Paiko: Ok! Goodbye before master goes crazy again!

Sui, HANA and Paiko all leave the dare base.

Yumi: Alright, we're almost there! Only…3 more to go!

Yuki: Next set is from DrinkingAlcoholicRainbows

Hey guys! I see all of you are having FU~N! (Ooh, fun indeed, fun indeed...) ;) Anyway, introducing myself, call me Dorothy if you wish, and is a yaoi fan who supports Vana N' Ice and is now currently listening to SpiCE! by Shota/Bishounen-chan over there. *points to Len*

By the way, did you guys know that Hell hath no fury like a shota scorned? You guys should've seen what happened in Trick and Treat. Rin, Len, you CANNIBALS!

Eh, ahem. Now asking.

Meiko: Yes, you first. Red happens to be my favorite color anyway. Also, you looked pretty in Repulsive Food Eater Conchita! (Never knew you could wear a dress anyway...) How'd you stomach it? (Hehe, "stomach".)

Miku: I present to you a million GIANT leeks. World Is Mine brought me here so there's your thank you gift! (Flattery can get you anywhere, you know?) My favorite song sung by you is Moonlit Bear. Sing it please? With the outfit? You looked mighty stunning in it.

Luka: Actually, I have two questions. First, at what age did your breasts start growing? Second, how did you get your hair blonde in Chrono Story? (Yeah, yeah, I like the Seven Sins Series. Moving on...)

Gakupo and Kaito: ...How did you two not die of blood loss from Magical Kitty Len Len!, SpiCE!, The Madness of Duke Venomania (Len Version), LOVELESSxxx, Imitation Black, etc.?

Insert quote from fans: (from the Gakupo/Len cover of Romeo and Cinderella) "Why is it every time you put Len, Kaito and Gakupoin a room together for an hour, Len either ends up dead or in a dress?"

Response: "In Servant of Evil, he ends up dead in a dress."

I know you two tried to rape him. In your version of Trick and Treat you do.

Len: Oh Lenny~ *glomp hug glomp* You don't know how much I wanted to do that. *holds on tighter* Do you know how many of the fangirls died when released SpiCE! Try to imagine what happens when you release it in Append version. (Also, your fans have tried to rename the POWER Append to SEXY Append. It didn't work.)

Insert quote from fans: (from Madness of Duke Venomania, your version) "YES. LEN HAREM. MUST RESIST THE URGE TO JOIN BECAUSE I AM A BOY..."

Speaking of stuff like that, how many times have people tried to rape you this month? I'm betting double digits to three.

Rin: How do you feel about being paired with just about every Vocaloid in the room? (I'm not sure about Luka and Meiko though...) Heh, must be sad.

Hope I didn't miss anyone. I am satisfied. I tried my best to be civilized. And last question which I am addressing to all:

What do you guys think about the Seven Deadly Sins Series? And Kaito is apparently so greedy he's (mentioned) in every Seven Sins song. Now I'm scared of scissors. Damn you Tailor Shop of Enbizaka!

Done for now, I'm sending more next week though.

DrinkingAlcoholicRainbows entered the grand hall.

Dorothy: Hey guys! I see all of you are having FU~N! 'Ooh, fun indeed, fun indeed...' ;) Anyway, introducing myself, call me Dorothy if you wish, and is a yaoi fan who supports Vana N' Ice and is now currently listening to SpiCE! by Shota/Bishounen-chan over there. *points to Len*

Len: Ahh Spice! It was fun to sing spice….but not fun to perform…

Kaito: Please Len, don't remind us of that…

Len: Why? You weren't part of my harem!

Kaito: Well that's because I'm-! 'No…I can't tell him that I'm jealous..'

(A/N: either view that as MiKaito or KaiLen, but if I were you, view that as KaiLen! Jk jk!)

Len: You're what?

Kaito: Nevermind!

Dorothy: By the way, did you guys know that Hell hath no fury like a shota scorned? You guys should've seen what happened in Trick and Treat. Rin, Len, you CANNIBALS!

Miku: It's impossible for me to forget that….

Dorothy: who said that?

Luka: Ghost Miku, who is actually right beside me…

Dorothy: Ghost Miku? Is this the result of Trick and Treat?

Rin/Len: No, it was a dare! We aren't cannibals either!

Len: Oh wait….Rin is the cannibal….

Rin: TRAITOR!

Dorothy: Eh, ahem. Now asking. Meiko!

Meiko: Eh? Me first?

Dorothy: Yes, you first. Red happens to be my favorite color anyway. Also, you looked pretty in Repulsive Food Eater Conchita! 'Though I never knew you could wear a dress anyway...' ...How'd you stomach it? 'Hehe, "stomach"'

Meiko: I'd be honest. I wasn't EATING any of those gruesome foods at the music video. I would've vomit Kaito if I really did eat him. Though, in the song, Conchita inherited her mother's body structure, so no matter how much she eats, she still stays slim.

Dorothy: Now that makes much more sense!

Suddenly, you can hear some beeping sound coming from outside.

Dorothy: Oh that must be the truck! Now, where's Ghost Miku?

Miku: I'm handcuffed to Luka!

Dorothy: How?

Luka: Through the power of fiction.

Dorothy: Well, I guess Luka can come along outside too! Let's go~!

Luka, Ghost Miku and Dorothy went outside. They saw many trucks parked outside.

Dorothy: I present to you a million GIANT leeks. World Is Mine brought me here so there's your thank you gift! 'Flattery can get you anywhere, you know?'

Miku: OMAIGAWD! *very high pitched squeal*

Ghost Miku dashed to the trucks filled with giant leeks. She dragged poor Luka all the way.

Luka: Miku stop! You are going to break my arm!

Miku: Oh, sorry Luka~ *stops then walks*

Before Miku could reach for her giant leeks, all 3 of them were suddenly back at the hall.

Miku: BAD TIMING YUKI! I HAVEN'T EVEN TOUCHED MY NEW LEEKS YET!

Yuki: Sorry Miku, but in order for us to finish early, we need to finish all the dares and questions

Miku: But…its giant leeks..

Yuki: Don't worry, I already poof all of the leeks somewhere in the dare base. You can eat them later.

Miku: ….Fine!

Dorothy: Hey Yuki…I have a dare for Miku but…how am I supposed to see her? Hearing her sing as a ghost will kinda give me the creeps.

Yuki: Alright, Miku. You have another excuse for turning back into a human again.

Miku: *turns back into a human* Alright~!

Dorothy: Okay! My favorite song sung by you is Moonlit Bear. Sing it please? With the outfit? You looked mighty stunning in it.

Miku: Okie dokie~!

Yuki: *snaps her fingers*

Miku: heh, cool! Fast change of clothes!

Dorothy: Miku, you really look very stunning in that dress~! Now sing!

Miku: Kurai KURAI mori no katasumi (in a dark, dark corner in a forest)

Akai AKAI kajitsu wo hirotta (I picked up some red, red fruits)

Kore wa KITTO kamisama kara no (They surely are from God)

Suteki na SUTEKI NA PUREZENTO (a wonderful, wonderful present)

Mottekaereba yorokobu kashira? (If I return with these, will we be happy?)

Ureshisugite naichau kamo ne (I'm so delighted that I could cry)

Kyou wa tsuki ga totemo kirei ne (Today, the moon is very pretty)

Hayaku HAYAKU o-uchi e kaero (quickly, quickly, I must return home)

Konna kurai yoru ni wa KOWAI kuma ga deru kara (but in the dark, a frightful bear comes out)

Sekkaku mitsuketa no yo youyaku mitsuketa no yo (I found them, somehow I still found them)

Darenimo DARENIMO kesshite watashitari shitakunai (no one, no one shall I ever give them to)

Hanasaku mori no michi watashi wa kakenukeru (I run though the blossoming path)

Akai kajitsu wo kakae nagara (embracing the two red fruits)

Kono mama kaereba watashi mo ano hito mo (if I and that person should return this way)

Kitto shiawase ni nareru hazu (surely, we are bound to be happy)

Tokoro ga ato kara kowai kao wo shita (however, behind me is a frightful face)

Kuma ga watashi wo oikakeru (the bear is chasing me)

Onegai yurushite kudasai (I beg you, please forgive me)

Minogashite kudasai (please overlook this)

Wakatte ita no hontou wa kono kajitsu ga (I knew that these two fruits)

Ano kuma no takaramono dato (were the bear's precious ones)

Watashi wa hashiru samayoi hashiru (I still run, I only run)

Kono shiawase wa watasanai (I won't hand over this happiness)

Kuma no sugata wa tsuki ni terasare (the bear's form is illuminated by the moon)

Kuroi kage ga watashi ni semaru (the black shadow draws near to me)

Tadashii michi wa sude ni ushinai (I'm already losing the right way)

Soredemo hashiru tadatada hashiru ( I still run, I only run)

Watashi wa naite kuma mo naiteta (I cry, the bear cries too)

Futatsu no kajitsu mo naite ita (the two fruits also began to cry)

Yatto tadoritsuita itoshi no wagaya (finally, I'm at my beloved home)

Kare wa yasashiku hohoenda kedo (he smiled kindly at me)

Watashi no kakaeta kajitsu wo mite (he took the two fruits away from me)

Totemo kanashii kao wo shita no desu (then made a very sad face)

Kaito: "Iikai bokutachi no kodomo wa mou sude ni (look dear, our child)

Kono yo ni wa inai n da yo (is not in this world anymore)

Kono kotachi wa hontou no (you must return these children)

Okaasan no moto e kaeshite agenasai" (to their real mother)

Miku: Itsuka shinjitsu ga sono kiba to tsume de (someday the truth with those claws and fangs)

Watashi jishin wo hikisaite mo (are going to tear me apart)

Sono atatakai yasashii kajitsu wo (those two warm, red fruits)

Doushite mo hoshikatta no (I wanted them badly)

Kamisama watashi wa yurusarenu tsumi wo (God, I have committed an unforgivable sin)

Kono te de okashite shimaimashita (I committed it with these hands)

"Ima nara yarinaoseru" to ("why don't you undo this now?")

Ano hito wa iu kedo (is what he said to me)

"Muri yo datte mou..." ("I can't! because I already….")

Ie no soto de yokotawaru wa hitori no onna no nakigara (outside the house was a dead woman)

Katawara ni wa MIRUKU no michita chiisana GARASU no kobin... (beside her was a baby bottle milk, such a small glass bottle….)

Everyone claps for Miku and for Kaito who still haven't collapsed of his headstanding dare.

Akuma: That, of course, is really shocking!

Dorothy: Uhhh who are you?

Akuma: I'm Akuma! I'm a guess at this chapter!

Dorothy: Nice to meet you!

They both shake hands.

Dorothy: Okay, now this is for Luka. Actually, I have two questions. First, at what age did your breasts start growing?

Luka: …..13 years old.

Rin: …..*goes to the emo corner along with the rest of the fans who envies Luka*

Dorothy: Second, how did you get your hair blonde in Chrono Story?

Luka: I wore a wig….you like the Seven Deadly Sins series, don't you?

Dorothy: Yeah, yeah, I like the Seven Sins Series.

Akuma: no one can blame you, that series is really awesome anyway!

Dorothy: Moving on...Gakupo and Kaito, ...How did you two not die of blood loss from Magical Kitty Len Len!, SpiCE!, The Madness of Duke Venomania- Len Version, LOVELESSxxx, Imitation Black, etc.?

Gakupo: Well that's because we always take blood transfusions.

Kaito: Yeah, though it is annoying that our filmings or recordings are always interrupted by our nosebleeds…..

Len: 'That is why working with them gets boring and embarrassing at the same time….'

Yuki: Ara, what an interesting quote!

Everyone: Ha?

Yuki: I just read it from Dorothy-sempai's dare. I'll read it to you all. "Insert quote from fans: from the Gakupo/Len cover of Romeo and Cinderella "Why is it every time you put Len, Kaito and Gakupo in a room together for an hour, Len either ends up dead or in a dress?"

Vocaloids: We actually all have the same question in our heads.

Yuki: "Response: "In Servant of Evil, he ends up dead in a dress."

Rin: So what, it's my doing this time?

Yuki: Not really. I remember this comment, I can't stop laughing and it made me think that Gakupo and Kaito are the ones composing the story line for each song of Len's…

Dorothy: Are you?

Gakupo/Kaito: Uhh…

Akuma: Gakupo, Kaito! Have pride as my teachers and tell them the truth! Are you really the perverted masters or is it all coincidental?

Gakupo: We'll be honest. At our band Vana'n ice, we help our business partner, HaruAki pick clothes for us.

Kaito: The only difference is that WE are the one picking Len's clothes..

Len: *major vein pop* YOU **** **** ** HOW COME I ONLY KNEW THAT NOW? SO HARUAKI-SAN WAS LYING TO ME?

Luka: *major vein pop* And to think I forgave you earlier….!

Len/Luka: *releasing evil auras*

Everyone: *shivers*

Gakupo/Kaito: *cowers*

Akuma: More and more vocaloids join the dark sides~~!

Dorothy: So does that mean you guys also has good fashion sense..?

Gakupo/Kaito: Of course we do~!

Dorothy: By the way, I know you two tried to rape him. In your version of Trick and Treat you do.

Gakupo: *smirks*

Kaito: *chuckles*

Len: *blushes* MOU~!

Rin: Somehow, my yaoi tanks are almost full! More yaoi please~!

Dorothy: Well? Didn't you?

Gakupo/Kaito: We didn't TRY to rape him in the story line. We really DID!

Len: *somehow drinking then spittakes*

Rin: Okay…a few more doses…..

Girls: *giggles like the fujoshis they really are*

Len: I somehow feel so violated!

Gakupo: I didn't rape you in reality! Just in the song and I didn't really do it in filming! However, watch out for Kaito, Len-dono.

Kaito: I wouldn't do such a vulgar, offensive act against my little, angelic brother!

Yumi: ….Yet!

Dorothy: Yeah, yet!

Len: ….I'm still too young to experience such "things"

Luka: In Japan, 13 years old is the legal age for sex. Len, your 14 so your already allowed.

Len: …..Ohh noes! I still want to stay a virgin you know!

Yuki: *snickers* No shota ends up dying a virgin!

Len: Can we just get this over with?

Dorothy: Fine~ Oh Lenny~ *glomp hug glomp*

Len: *chokes a little* H-Hi Dorothy-san…

Dorothy: You don't know how much I wanted to do that. *holds on tighter* Do you know how many of the fangirls died when released SpiCE! Try to imagine what happens when you release it in Append version.

Len: Uhhhh yes, I know. Though that result left me relieved because my crazy fangirls lessened and I proved that I'm not a shota!

Rin: But that only lasted for a week~

Len: Shut up Rin!

Dorothy: Also, your fans have tried to rename the POWER Append to SEXY Append. It didn't work.

Len: I've seen those kinds of commissions when I went through fanmail. It still won't work.

Yuki: *giggles*

Akuma: what is it now?

Yuki: Another quote. "Insert quote from fans: From Madness of Duke Venomania, Len's version "YES. LEN HAREM. MUST RESIST THE URGE TO JOIN BECAUSE I AM A BOY..."

Vocaloids: *ROFL*

Rin: That dude is awesome! Yet…..we still need to be careful, Len-Len!

Len: ….

Dorothy: Speaking of stuff like that, how many times have people tried to rape you this month? I'm betting double digits to three.

Len: Oh no, it's a LOT more than that…..too many for each month, I can't count!

Dorothy: That bad?

Len: Nope, it's worse!

Dorothy: Okay….Rin, how do you feel about being paired with just about every Vocaloid in the room? I'm not sure about Luka and Meiko though... Heh, must be sad.

Rin: It's not really sad, it's annoying. It irks me when someone pairs me with a random vocaloid for their own entertainment even though I practically have no connection with them! Though, I don't really mind being paired with Len.

Dorothy: Does that mean you support twincest?

Rin: NO! Len and I are very inseparable, so even with all the completely fake love stories scattered in the internet, we don't care much! It feels like as if we're just messing with each other! 'Though like I said before, it is embarrassing….'

Dorothy: Okay. Hope I didn't miss anyone. I am satisfied. I tried my best to be civilized. And last question which I am addressing to all. What do you guys think about the Seven Deadly Sins Series?

Vocaloids: One word, AWESOME!

Len: Though I don't like how I crossdressed in Servant of Evil but it was very fun to sing!

Rin: I really liked my roles in each~~~

Vocaloids: It's all very interesting, fun to sing AND perform! And our roles are really cool!

Dorothy: And Kaito is apparently so greedy he's "mentioned" in every Seven Sins song. Now I'm scared of scissors. Damn you Tailor Shop of Enbizaka!

Kaito: *snickers* That is why I'm "greed" now aren't I?

Luka: Just be careful of scissors, they are as deadly as envy…..

Dorothy: Done for now, I'm sending more next week though. Bye!

Dorothy exited the dare base.

Yumi: Almost there~!

Yuki: Next is from Ciara:

Kaito- if you cantarella dance with me, I'll dare everybody undo dares about giving up there their favorite items.(which includes 2 weeks of no ice cream and 3 weeks of no bananas and I really don't Kaito to suffer)

Vocaloids- the dare is to STOP CALLING LEN A SHOTA! its really annoying. If either one you utters that word, I'll will go MEDIEVAL ON YOUR ASSES! Except if Kaito says it he gets a playful hit. I LOVE YOU KAITO ;)

Miku- when will you and Kaito do duets and dances live in concert and also when gonna see the other vocoloids in concerts as well.(besides you,Rin,Len and Luka. I really luv to see others sing too).

Leo and Lola- If you guy are there? Are guys a couple? If are hows was your first date and also how guys meet? BE HONEST

Yumi- whats problem with you-know-you. PPPPLLLEEEAAASSSEEESSSS talk out. Please be honest.

Len- I dare you do the peanut butter and jelly time dance like the one in Family Guy. Please wear the banana suit in this whole chapter.

Vocaloids- Who favorite Family Guy character?

Kaito- on scale to 1 to 10 how hot do think all the vocaloids girls are?

Ciara entered the grand hall.

Ciara: alright, let me cut straight to the dares and questions. Kaito, if you Cantarella dance with me, I'll dare everybody undo dares about giving up there their favorite items. Which includes 2 weeks of no ice cream and 3 weeks of no bananas and I really don't want you to suffer.

Kaito: DEAL!

Akuma: What, another excuse to dance? Fine, go ahead Kaito…..*murmurs something*

Yuki: Alright, music start!

Ciara and Kaito both do the Cantarella dance. Both dancers easily sway and move to the classical music. At the end, the both bow and everyone claps. For Luka and ghost Miku, they attempted to clap.

Ciara: That was really fun~!

Akuma: alright, Kaito. Back to your dare~

Kaito: *head stands*

Yumi: Alright vocaloids, mainly Kaito and Len, you are now allowed to eat bananas and ice cream!

Len: *dashes to his bananas then sucks on them*

Kaito: Can someone hand me my ice cream?

Meiko: Baka, you'll vomit if you eat while headstanding!

Kaito: Never underestimate me!

Meiko: Whatever *hands him his ice cream*

Kaito: FINALLY! *eats his ice cream…somehow*

Meiko: ….How?

Kaito: Through the power of fiction!

Ciara: *giggles* Alright, this dare is for the vocaloids. The dare is to STOP CALLING LEN A SHOTA! It's really annoying. If either one you utters that word, I'll will go MEDIEVAL ON YOUR ASSES! Except if Kaito says it he gets a playful hit. I LOVE YOU KAITO ;)

Kaito: I'm happy to have such a loving fan! *eating his ice cream*

Len: FINALLY SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS ME! *sucks on his banana*

Akuma/Yuki/Yumi: Ohohoho…..*smirks* 'It means that WE are the only one that can call him a shota~'

Len: *glances at the 3 girls* …..damn, they found a loophole!

Ciara: Alright, so where's Miku?

Luka: She's a ghost right now. She's actually handcuffed beside me.

Miku: Hi Ciara-chan~!

Ciara: Okay….Miku, when will you and Kaito do duets and dances live in concert and also when gonna see the other vocoloids in concerts as well. Besides you, Rin, Len and Luka. I really love to see others sing too.

Miku: Sorry but I don't know….it's only up to our various masters whether we would sing something together or not…..

Ciara: Heh…I hope they approve it already!

Meiko/Kaito: We hope so too..

Ciara: By the way, are Leon and Lola here?

Yuki: Call 'em Yumi!

Yumi: *calls Leon and Lola to come at the grand hall*

As usual, Leon and Lola, the first ever English vocaloids, entered the grand hall.

Ciara: Are guys a couple? If you are how was your first date and also how guys meet? BE HONEST!

Leon: We are a couple.

Lola: Our first date was simple, a dinner at a seaside restaurant then watched the moon at the beach. It was very simple yet enchanting!

Leon: We met as childhood friends, then we later developed into a co-workers, then became lovers.

Leon/Lola: That's it.

Ciara: Alright…Yumi! What's problem with you-know-you. PPPPLLLEEEAAASSSEEESSSS talk out. Please be honest!

Yumi: Ha? I don't really get what you're saying…..what's the problem with me? Well apparently, I do get crazy, mischievous, a yandere, I don't like Piko and I'm a Len fangirl, a crazy fujoshi who won't stop stalking Len and Kaito so I can get a glimpse of either fluff or lemon so yeah…I have a lot of problems. Don't immediately judge that I'm a really bad person. Just because I'm Yuki's dark half, doesn't mean I promote evil and yaoi to everyone…..I'm just really crazy and yaoi-obsessed!

Ciara: ….

Yumi: Though, if you're talking about why I don't like Piko, then here's why. I don't like his voice much. It's unclear. There are some exceptions since there are very talented producers out there that made his voice sound clear. Two, Len x Piko. Don't get me wrong, I like this pairing, but it freaks me out on how Len is seme and is Spice Len so…..yeah. I don't like Spice Len either so I don't feel very comfortable. Anyway, I don't dislike him that much now. Just a bit, we talked about it last time so I only hate him like…1% SO BEFORE YOU HARDCORE PIKO FANGIRLS/FANBOYS COME IN HERE AND KILL ME, I ONLY HAVE TWO REASONS. BESIDES, I'M LOSING MY HATRED NOW..IT'S LIKE, 1% SO BEFORE YOU KILL ME, READ MY ENTIRE RANT!

Ciara: Okay…Len, I dare you do the peanut butter and jelly time dance like the one in Family Guy. Please wear the banana suit in this whole chapter.

Rin: LOL!

Len: It's better than crossdressing….*suddenly in a banana suit* How?

Yuki: By the power of fiction. Go ahead and dance!

Len starts dancing the dance.

"It's peanut butter and jelly time!" he said. He keeps chanting that line. After time passed, Len stopped.

Rin: *ROFL* IT FITS YA LEN!

Len: SHUT UP! *blushing*

Ciara: Alright, vocaloids, who is favorite Family Guy character?

Miku: Hmm who….Peter Griffin! He never fails to amuse me!

Rin: Definitely Stewie! We have the same dream….to take over the world!

Luka: Brian~

Meiko: Hmm that's hard…Peter!

Kaito: *cough* Glenn *cough*

Rin: *snickers* I don't to whom you really wanna do "it" but I'm pretty sure you chose him since you can relate.

Kaito: SHUT UP I'M NOT A SEX ADDICT! I JUST RANDOMLY PICKED A CHARACTER SINCE I CAN'T CHOOSE!

Rin: Deny it all you want, BaKaito~~

Akuma: *chuckles* Yup, he is my teacher of perverted arts after all~

Gakupo: Brian is my favorite

Len: Stewie.

Ciara: Kaito, on scale to 1 to 10 how hot do think all the vocaloids girls are?

Kaito: Hmmm…they are all pretty but I don't really look at them that way so…8.

Rin: Probably because he looks at my brother that way!

Kaito: WOULD YOU PUH-LEASE SHUT UP RIN! *blushing madly*

Rin: What? I'm just helping you realize your true feelings!

Kaito: Ugh, whatever!

Ciara: Well, I guess that's it. Bye Kaito~~ bye everyone!

Ciara exited the dare base.

Yuki: Last review~~

Yumi: kufufufufufu~~

Meiko/Kaito/Miku/Luka: kufufufufu~~~

Rin: Is there a plan we don't know?

Len: …Maybe.

Yuki: Next and last is from Meiko-nee-chan

some questions :'DDD

hehehe^^

miku: how do you feel about mikuxgakupo? XD

luka: how do you feel about gakupo kissing guki? ;p

rin & len: (a dare!) act like you WANT to be loli & shota - with meiko ;'DDDD

kaito: do you prefer kaitoxmiku or kaitoxmeiko? *.*

meiko: i know you really DO love kaito! sooo... a dare for you... you have to act like len did with rin in spice! *_* 33

i love ya all ;** 33

Meiko-nee-chan entered the grand hall. For now, we shall call her Meiko, not to be confused with our Meiko of vocaloid.

Meiko: Some questions~ :'DDD hehehe~ ^_^

Vocaloids: Ask away!

Meiko: Miku, how do you feel about MikuxGakupo? XD uhhh wait…..

Miku: I'm a ghost because of a dare Meiko-chan! I'm just handcuffed right next to Luka!

Luka: Yo!

Miku: Anyway, I don't like that pairing, everybody knows that Luka and Gakupo are the ones that belong together! Besides, I don't like Luka being angry because of that pairing~

Luka: ….Miku! *blushing*

Miku: What? You don't want me to convey the truth!

Luka: The truth is painful and silly!

Miku: Yes, it is. But we can't do anything about it because it's….well, it's the TRUTH!

Luka: *sighs* whatever, next question please?

Meiko: Luka, how do you feel about Gakupo kissing Luki?

Luka: *major vein pop* Gakupo….

Gakupo: SINCE WHEN DID I KISS HIM?

Meiko: Saw it in a picture~~

Gakupo: THAT'S JUST FREAKING FANART! LUKA, I THOUGHT I MADE THIS CLEAR! THE ONLY I LIKE IS YOU AND ONLY YOU, PLEASE DON'T GO TAILOR SHOP ON ENBIZAKA ON MEE!

Luka: Hmph! I'm extremely annoyed, even though you might be telling the truth, I'm still not buying it!

Gakupo: Why?

Luka: Because I learned when you are gullible, you are very easy to manipulate. I don't want to be like that!

Gakupo: ….Sure, don't believe! But the truth is the truth!

Miku: Told ya so~~

Luka: Whatever! Next question please?

Meiko: O…kay…..it's for Rin and Len! Act like you want to be a loli and shota!

Rin/Len: WHAT?

Rin: B..But…but…I'm a woman~!

Len: And I'm a man~!

Rin: B-Besides…if we do act like that, we'll get teased!

Len: And I'll lose something that I treasure!

Rin: Len's virginity!

Len: Don't convey it Rin! It just hurts more when you say it!

Everyone: *anime sweatdrop*

Meiko: It's only here, at the dare base….so I bet that you'll be fine!

Len: *shota, uke, teary-eyed, pouty face* R-Really?

Everyone: C-CUTE!

Akuma: I know that you'll need this *hands Kaito tissues*

Kaito: Thank you….*nosebleeds*

Akuma: Now that's the way, my professor for perverted arts.

Meiko: Anyway, it is a dare so you guys have to do it~!

Yuki: Don't worry, it won't take long anyway!

Rin/Len: F-Fine….

Rin: *loli mode* Onee-chan~?

Miku: *gulps* Y-Yes Rin-chan?

Rin: Nyahaha~ ghost onee-chan~ Rinny wants a hug~~

Miku: Awww Rinny, I'd love to but I'm handcuffed and I'm a ghost…

Rin: ….No hug for Rinny? *teary eyed*

Miku: Don't cry Rinny-chan! I promise that you and I would play later! I'd also give you lots and lots of oranges and chocolate!

Rin: *jumps up & down* hurray~~ 'this is humiliating…'

Yumi: Loli Rin fanservice? Gotta admit that Rin looks really, very cute.

Yuki: Yeah! But now….

Len: *sighs then shota mode* Onii-chan~?

Kaito: *gulps*

Akuma: Be strong, professor!

Kaito: Y-Yes, Len-kun?

Len: Len-Len wants bananas~

Kaito: Len-Len would get his bananas from onii-chan later.

Len: Awww, but I can't wait already~~~ *pouts* please, onii-chan?

Kaito: *nosebleeds*

Akuma: You, my friend, are going to need blood transfusion later!

Kaito: Ugh….you're right….

Len: Onii-chan? Are you alright?

Kaito: Onii-chan is alright, Len-kun….

Len: Do you need help?

Kaito: Oh no, I'm perfectly fine…

Meiko: *giggles* now Meiko, I know you really DO love Kaito! sooo... a dare for you... you have to act like Len did with Rin in spice! *_* 33

Meiko: *blushes* ha? But doesn't that mean….."adult things"

Len: That was supposed to happen….but in some video, I only kiss Rin-nee then the rest is unrevealed~

Meiko: So I need to kiss that nosebleeding baka?

Kaito: Hey! My bleeding already stopped!

Meiko: Whatever….*kisses Kaito for 3 brief seconds then blushes* It doesn't matter, we are brother and sister after all…

Kaito: …..*super red* My heart and mind can't take this anymore….who?

Meiko: *squeeeee* Alright, last is for Kaito. Do you prefer Kaitox Miku or Kaitox Meiko? *_*

Kaito: ….I DON'T KNOW! MY HEART AND MIND IS SO CONFUSED RIGHT NOW…I DON'T KNOW WHO I REALLY LOVE! Who…..is it Miku? Is it Len? Is it Meiko?

Meiko: Just pick one please!

Kaito: Fine, KaitoxMiku. It's just a random pick though since I like both…..

Meiko: Hmmm okay…..bye! I love ya all ;** 33

Meiko exited the dare base.

Everyone: WE ARE DONE! *all of the dares now lost its effect*

Akuma: I guess it's about time I go too, see ya guys!

Akuma left the dare base.

Yuki: And now…..grab the Kagamines!

Rin/Len: Ha? *grabbed by Kaito and Miku*

Yumi: Blindfold the Kagamines!

Rin/Len: *blindfolded by Luka and Meiko*

Yumi/Yuki: Lead the Kagamines to the dining hall~~

They all go to the dining hall.

Rin/Len: Hah? What is this about?

Yumi/Yuki: Take off the blindfolds~

Rin/Len: *took off the blindfolds*

Everyone: SURPRISE~! HAPPY BIRTHDAY RIN-CHAN, LEN-KUN!

Rin/Len: *gaps* Thank you very much everyone!

Miku: Come on here and eat~!

~After eating~

Meiko: It's about time you guys blow your candles. *lights the candles*

Everyone: Happy birthday to you~ happy birthday to you~ happy birthday Rin-chan, Len-kun, happy birthday to you~~

Rin/Len: *blows their candles*

Everyone: *omedatou~

Rin/Len: *Arigatou!

Luka: You have a lot of presents this year! All of them are under that Christmas tree!

Rin/Len: Alright~~ *rushes to the Christmas tree*

It was a fun night. Rin and Len opened their presents that came from various people, some even came from their fans and various producers. After that, they ate their cake. They both started to get sleepy, so they were carried by Meiko and Kaito to their rooms while the rest are left at the dining hall to clean up.

It was a quiet night…a solemn night. The twins slept peacefully together, holding hands. Everyone was at their room, taking another glance, they all whisper the same thing.

"Happy Birthday"

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Yumi: and that sums up chapter 4

Yuki: I want to say sorry since this chapter sucks! Also, I want to say sorry to all of the reviewers that appeared as a guest this chapter. I'm sorry, truly sorry but I don't know your personalities and I was in a rush in typing this chapter that I might as well forgot something….I'm very sorry again!

Yumi: Next is about the words with an asterisk. Here are the meanings:

Hajimemashita- Nice to meet you

Shinitai yo, Shinitai yo, koko kara dashite kudasai- I want to die, I want to die, please get me out of here. A reference to Dark Woods Circus

Kaichou-President

Omedatou- usually as "congratulations" but as the way it is used here, it is "Happy birthday"

Arigatou- thank you

Urusai- shut up. A reference to Shakugan no Shana

Meido to Shitsuji Latte- Maid and Butler Latte/Cafe. A reference to Kaichou wa Maid-sama

Yuki/Yumi: Alright, ja ne~!