Characters write to fanfiction

by An Eleanor Jane

Basically what I think different characters from the books would say after reading fanfiction. Better than it sounds, I promise. I post as often as I can.

4. Little Brats

I don't own these people! Thank you so much to the The Hardcore Hobbit for their lovely review. It really made my day.

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Dear fanfiction,

I'm rational. That's all. I had a plan and I put it to action, and I got results. If it wasn't for me there wouldn't be any of this. We'd be lost. So really, you should be writing about the way I saved the world with what I did, the way I put into action the sequence of events that led to everything that's happening. Otherwise there'd be no defences to stop Gaia. I out together the seven, me. And yet you're all writing fics about my death because a little girl couldn't handle spending less than a year without her boyfriend. It's pathetic.

So stop with all the hating, or you will regret it! You should be thankful, insolent little brats!

Hera.