I'm glad those who aren't a big fan of yaoi actually like this! XD Makes me so proud of myself. Thank you ayumistar00, mogu95, stardom, TakeshiYamamoto2980, animelover41195, Midirin, I.A.A.N, HetChrome, Nellie, and Nakyo Hibasawa.

Disclaimer: I do not own KHR, I mean this is just Fanfiction!

Rating: T

Warning: This is shounen-ai/yaoi (boy x boy) Don't like don't read.

Warning 2: This is AU, has nothing to do with the current story line and the characters might be OOC.

Summary: If you get thumping heart, face goes flush when you see someone, blood rushes to your whole body, get horny, or any of that stuff then what do you do? Well you have to go see Shamal-sensei of course! This is about Shamal giving love consultations to the KHR characters. This is boy x boy pairings.

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Love Doctor

By ShioLee

Problem 4: Belphegor

Shamal walked into his home only to here another weird laugh….and it wasn't Mukuro's.

"Shi shi shi shi." A creepy laugh ringed throughout the dark room. Shamal quickly turned on the lights in his room. His eyes widened for a really quick second until he calmed down when he noticed who it was.

"How did you get in here?" The doctor asked calmly as he walked into his apartment. The shadow moved and started to laugh again. "Well I am an assassin you know?" Was the answer.

Shamal glared. He didn't like other people showing up at his front door ESPECIALLY if it was a guy! Honestly he wouldn't mind if it was a girl. Shamal got a pack of cigarette out, took out a cigarette and put it into his mouth.

"Weren't you the guy that defeated Hayato in the ring match?" Shamal spoke with the cigarette in his mouth. "Let's see Belphegor…or something."

"Shi shi shi shi. You peasants will call me prince." Belphegor answered. The doctor lit his cigarette. "Well anyways Belphegor why are you in my apartment?" Shamal looked seriously angry. He had enough seeing so many guys in one day. Why couldn't the heaven give him a break?

Belphegor laughed once again, since the peasant wouldn't call him prince. "Alright you can call me that for now but you will call me prince later." Bel gave an evil grin. "I'm here because I have an order to ask you." Shamal sat down on the couch in the living room that was not too far away from the front door.

"An order? You came here to ask a favour but you call it an order?" Shamal really wanted to just die for once. Ok boys he can sort of handle but… CRAZY boys he couldn't handle at all, especially all in one day. "Listen I won't even listen to your favour. I had a busy day and I need some rest. So why won't you call your friends and go away."

The prince laughed more crazily as ever. "Shi shi shi shi. You seem to have not listened but it's not a favour but an order. You also can't speak to your prince that way." Shamal really wanted to bang his head on a wall right there.

From today's experiences he gained was that no matter what he does, he can't chase these… these crazy people away. So in the end he just gave up. "Fine, fine. What do you want?" The doctor said in a defeated voice. 'I hope it isn't about love troubles…and hopefully not gay ones.'

Belphegor smirked at that sentence. "Well I have come to ask you about an advice. You better be grateful that I'm asking a peasant like you for advice." Shamal rolled his eyes while kept on wishing that it is not about love. "What advice do you want me to give you?"

The proud prince dropped his grin then. There was a moment of silence between them. "Well…" the prince began. "You know that I'm a prince right? So that means that I'm in a higher rank than the rest of you peasants." Shamal just nodded even though in his mind he was screaming 'NOOO!'

"Lately there is this person that keeps popping into my head. But that person is only a peasant. How dare that peasant occupy my mind like that?" Belphegor shouted to… really no one.

"This is not a love advice thing is it?" Shamal asked very slowly. Belphegor gave a glance to Shamal. "Shi shi shi shi. Of course not. Why would I, the prince, fall in love with this peasant?" The doctor nodded once again happy with that answer. If he knew royalties, then they don't fall in love with a peasant. "Then what is the answer you want from me?"

Belphegor's smirk still hasn't returned yet. "The peasant keeps occupying my head. So I thought that I should get a doctor to make this peasant disappear from my mind. I was going to ask Lussuria…but then boss would find out and say I'm too weak. Shi shi shi and we all know I don't take insults."

Shamal really wanted to bang his head on that wall across from him. Don't get him wrong, Shamal isn't a masochist or anything. If you were surrounded by all these craziness all day then you would be doing the same too.

"Ok but let me tell you this. THERE IS NO CURE FOR THAT. Unless you want to lose all of your memories then I would be happy to assist you." The doctor smiled darkly.

The prince laughed thinking that this peasant just said that he wanted to hurt him. "I am a genius if you don't know. I know that you can't just make my memories of the peasant to disappear. You are an assassin right? You can kill someone as long as they pay you."

Shamal thought carefully. Did Bel just say he wanted him to kill…no assassinate the person that occupies his mind? "Yes I'm an assassin, but I don't kill just anyone because someone pays me money. I have to agree to whom I am going to kill. So who am I going to kill?" Shamal asked.

Belphegor being…well Belphegor used his signature laugh once again. "Well it's someone you know. That peasant is well… boss would be so happy if I got rid of him." Bel said, but not really answering Shamal's question.

"Look Belphgor, just tell me who it is and I will tell you yes or no." Shamal closed his eyes and started smoking the once forgotten cigarette.

"Shi shi shi shi shi. It's that Tsunayoshi Sawada. The future heir to the Vongola boss." Belphegor admitted. Shamal almost chocked on his cigarette smoke (A/N: This is why smoking is bad for you lol).

Did Belphegor just say he wanted him to kill Tsuna? "What?" the doctor shouted out loud. "You heard me. Assassinate Tsunayoshi Sawada for me." Belphegor said the shocking sentence again.

Shamal blinked as the cigarette fell out of his mouth. Once again another cigarette went to waste. So he did hear Bel right. Belphegor wanted him to kill Tsuna. "Sorry Belphegor but I can't take that as an offer. Tsuna, no matter how much of a scaredy cat he is, he is strong. Plus the Vongola Famliy will have my head if I killed their heir." Shamal rejected.

"Shi shi shi shi shi. Don't worry I'm pretty sure boss would be delighted and help you." Bel suddenly said not surprised of the answer.

Shamal rubbed the back of his head. 'Arg. How am I suppose to get out of this…there is only way…I'm so going to regret doing this…' The doctor thought. "Listen Belphegor. I wasn't going to say this but," Shamal started thinking, 'I really didn't want to do this! Really…but I have no choice.' Then Shamal started talking again, "The feeling for that peasant you have is the feeling of love." Then Shamal regretted saying that.

There was silence. A long pregnant silence.

"I'm in love with that peasant?" Belphgor started talking again; breaking the silence. There was a nod from the doctor. Bel looked confused. He never fell in love before…well except himself. But if he did fall in love he thought for sure it would be a royal blood…but it's a peasant? The peasant named Tsunayoshi Sawada?

Shamal frowned. 'Well since I gave him an answer I think it's time for me to leave. Wait. This is my house.' The doctor thought. "Well now you know about it. I think it's time for you to leave." Shamal asked Belphegor… who was still lost in thought.

Right now inside the genius's mind there was a debate going on. One was the logical side (the brain) and the other was the more feeling kind of side (the heart).

'Do I really love him?' Was a question he asked in mind. 'Of course you do! Feel all that heart pumping for Tsuna?' The heart answered. 'Heh! A prince falling in love with a peasant? That's crazy!' The brain answered.

Belphegor sighed. Honestly what am I going to do? He pictured the Vongola Decimo. Then he pictured kissing the peasant. For some reason that didn't disgust him. Gah! What is this blasphemy!

From the outside Shamal was watching all this. One moment Bel would be smiling then the next moment he is frowning. Then the cycle repeats itself.

'Well this is interesting.' The doctor was amused. It was not an everyday thing to see a confused genius. Then he heard that laugh again. "Shi shi shi shi shi." What? Is the inner conflict over?

"I see." The prince nodded to himself. "So all I have to do is kiss this peasant and see if I feel anything." 'How the hell did you come into that conclusion?' Shamal shouted in his mind. But then he thought well as long as he gets out. It doesn't matter.

Belphegor had a grin no maybe a smirk across his face. Then he left the doctor's apartment without saying thank you or anything. 'I really should start charging money.' Shamal thought.

A couple of hours later it was night and Shamal was lying on his bed. Suddenly he felt shivers coming over him. 'Oh god this is turning out to be weird.' He first thought. 'Belphegor likes Tsuna, Tsuna likes that Hibari kid and… who knows who that Hibari kid likes. Is this my fault?'

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Shamal quickly shook his head. 'No, no it isn't my fault. They asked me! Plus if Tsuna gets rejected by Hibari then he can go with Belphegor! Probelm solved!' Happy with his conclusion Shamal fell asleep.

Now he didn't have anything to worry about. It's not like Hibari will actually go out with Tsuna, which he thinks he is a useless herbivore. Yup and so it's not like Bel would actually kiss Tsuna either! Shamal smiled in his sleep. Yup nothing will happen.

And yes he was soooo dead wrong.

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Errr surprised? You thought since I did 1827 (Hibari x Tsuna) you never thought Tsuna would appear anymore? Wrong! Don't worry I plan on telling you what happens between Hibari and Tsuna. Ha ha will Bel actually kiss him? O.O

And YES I take request for pairings. If you got a certain plot as well, tell me. Although I might not use your request but it never hurts to try. P.S can you guys try and not PM me about this. It's very hard going back and forth between my story and not. The Belphegor x Tsuna was requested by mogu95.

Well see you next time! Reviews will make very happy and make me motivated to update faster~ X3