Raoulak: *sign over door says 'The Doctor is IN!'* Hello again, my friends.
Today I am Dr. Raoulak, and Ed here is my patient. ::sets 30 minute
timer:: Now tell me, Ed, what feelings do you have today? ::pats long
chair next to her and grabs note pad:: Come, tell me how you feel.
Anything you need to say, anything at all, you just come and lay down next
to me and I will be a good listener.
Ed: Oh God. *Lays on couch...thing* Uh... I don't really have anything to say right now.
Raoulak: And how do you feel about that?
Ed: Um- Fine?
Raoulak: Hmm...insecurity with ones thoughts...Carry on.
Ed: Insec-what? Now I'm confused.
Raoulak: Insecurity, Miss Ed.
Ed: Is being in a constant state of confusion and hate a bad thing doctor?
Raoulak: It can eventually lead to serious social relations, Miss Ed.
Ed: Really? Interesting... Is the need to cause others pain wrong, enjoying it and having no remorse bad?
Raoulak: You could have a problem making friends. Do you want friends, Ed?
Ed: *Sniffle* Yes.
Raoulak: Hmm. Well, how do you usually make friends?
Ed: Um- I uh don't. They talk to me. Raoulak: Well maybe if you see someone you're interested in, maybe you should start a conversation? What would happen if you really like a person and they do not ever acknowledge this? How would that make you feel?
Ed: Mad.
Raoulak: And how do you usually cope with your anger?
Ed: I hurt people!
Raoulak: You see, here lies your problem. You tend to scare people away instead of drawing them towards you. And when this makes you mad, you get violent, correct?
Ed: You bet ya, doc!
Raoulak: What I think you should do is try being nice to people and see where that leads you. You can try it once, and if you don't like it, then come back and see me, alright?
Ed: Understood!
Raoulak: When you feel the anger rising up inside of you, stop and count to 3. If you are still angry, go all the way to ten. This trick may seem stupid, but it works in many a situation.
Ed: Is trying to burn your sister wrong doctor? And having fun doing so?
Raoulak: Actually, yes it is. What does your sister do to make you feel the need to sacrifice her in a pyre?
Ed: She pulled my hair, blew smoke in my face, and hit me.
Raoulak: Tell you what. Go do something nice for your sister and then report back to me. Do it right now! And don't come back till you've done it, ok?
Ed: But... But... SHE'S EVIL!!!
Raoulak: You will tell me exactly what she does, and what you did for her, is that understood? But first...I will need for you to erase the violent things in your mind.
Ed: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Raoulak: Right now, Miss Ed! Understood?
Ed: *SNIFFLES* But without violence I am nothing!!* Starts sobbing* please don't make me!
Raoulak: Violence is never the answer. What would Vash do?
Ed: I DON'T CARE!! VIOLANCE IS ALWAYS THE ANSWER!!
Raoulak: Now there is no need to shout.
Ed: YES THERE IS!! *Starts sobbing more*
Raoulak: Just erase what you have in your mind and go do something nice for your sister. That's all I'm asking. Now go! Shoo!
Ed: But... *Sniffle* I don't wanna.
Raoulak: Whenever you feel the need to resort to violence, just think about what Vash would do. Now please, go.
Ed: But... I.I'm more like Knives. Raoulak: If ifs and buts were candy and nuts, oh what a world we'd have! Now shoo!
Ed: Ha ha- I like that. I'll be nice to my sister but that is as far as I'll go. So I shall return. Now, you may talk w/Marina.
Raoulak: Alrighty then.
Marina: Hi!
Raoulak: Hi. I'm Ed's psychologist, tonight anyway.
Marina: How'd your session go?
Raoulak: It's not over yet; she has to go do something nice for her sister and then report back to me.
Marina: Well I'm a psychiatrist helper and I'll monitor her.
Raoulak: Well, good. I need a witness to tell me if she actually does the good deed.
Marina: Yep, that's my job!
Raoulak: You can be my on-the-job assistant tonight!
Marina: YYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!!!!
Raoulak: Just don't do that again...
Marina: Fine.
Raoulak: Alrighty then.
Marina: Hold on.
Raoulak: To what?
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Kuwabara and Yusuke had been diligently copying their notes, when Kuwabara saw Yukina waving at him from the door.
With a quizzical look on his face, Kuwabara bravely said, "Um, Katama- sensei? I have to go to the bathroom. May I be excused?"
"Alright, Kuwabara, but make it quick! You have two minutes, and if you're not back, I'm sending someone after you and I'll charge you with skipping!"
"Domo arigato, Katama-sensei, I'll be right back!" And with this, he hurriedly ran out the door. Once he got outside the classroom, he grabbed Yukina and ran down the hall to where they wouldn't be overheard.
"What is it, Yukina, baby? What's the matter?" he asked her worriedly. "Now why are you giggling? I thought something was wrong!" He noticed all too late that, in his haste, he was still holding the notebook with 'Yukina and Kuwabara Forever' on it. "Oh, that...." He quickly hid it behind his back. "But what is it that you need?"
"I'm sorry to bother you, Kazuma." she stifles a giggle with her hand. "But, you see, I was wondering how this nasty rumor got started, you know? I mean, I was a little scared at first, but not I'm absolutely terrified for you! Won't this rumor get out of hand? What are you planning on doing about it? I." She was silenced by a short kiss on the lips.
"It's alright, baby. Daddy's gonna take care of things! After class is over, I'm gonna talk to Yusuke about it, you'll see. I have a plan that's bound to work! I promise!"
At this time, Kuwabara heard a far off grunt, and noticed Katama-sensei standing in the doorway of her classroom down the hall. "The bathroom, huh? Some bathroom you got there, Kuwabara-san." She led him back down the hall and into the classroom. Kuwabara turned and waved back out at Yukina. "Maybe next time, Kuwabara-san, you should save social calls for after school?"
The students stayed quiet when Katama-sensei said this, and she gave a puzzled look. She wondered why no one would laugh at what they used to call the bumbling idiot, and why people were treating him with what seemed like reverence. Didn't they always? This thought must have given a funny look to her face, because the class only then started to laugh. Katama- sensei wasn't used to being laughed at like this, so she ordered silence.
"Alright every one, be quiet! Kuwabara-san, for your rash acts, you will receive one week's detention! Next time you request to visit the facilities, Kuwabara-san, your answer will be no!" At this time the class bell rings. "And it was so close to the end of the day, too, wasn't it? Except for Kuwabara-san, who I will see tomorrow after school, I will see everyone on Wednesday!"
Kuwabara, along with Yusuke and the rest of the class, grabbed his stuff, shoved it in his book bag, and went to catch up with Yusuke.
He caught up with Yusuke in the 400's hall. "Dude, you told me you had some whacked-off idea, now spill it!" Yusuke spat at Kuwabara.
"Say it, don't spray it, man! Ok, so here's what we're gonna do." He trailed off to a whisper so no one else could hear.
A few minutes later, after Kuwabara had relayed his plan to Yusuke, they were in the office, just before the afternoon announcements were to begin.
"Ok, Yusuke, you know what to do?" Kuwabara asked him nervously.
A few minutes later, after Kuwabara had relayed his plan to Yusuke, they were in the office, just before the afternoon announcements were to begin.
"Ok, Yusuke, you know what to do?" Kuwabara asked him nervously.
"Yeah, yeah. Distract the announcement lady so you can make an announcement to the whole school about our rematch."
"Then do it!" Kuwabara furled at Yusuke.
"Ok, ok. Just stop yelling at me. Remind me why I'm doing this again?" Yusuke lashed back at Kuwabara.
"Cause you need this just as much as I do!"
"Oh right. Why didn't you say so in the first place?" He walks into the office room and comes out with the announcement lady. He then walked out two seconds later with the announcement lady attached to his arm, and Kuwabara heard something to the effect of 'My, aren't you pretty this afternoon,' and he snickered under his breath. "Heh heh... that charmer." he said to himself.
Kuwabara cut into the little room and turned on the switch to turn on the announcements. "Um, excuse me? Hello? Is this thing on? Ok! Alright all you people out there! This is Kazuma Kuwabara, and I have something to say! You guys know the rumor that's been goin on around here? Well I'm here to straighten it out! Yusuke and me are gonna have a rematch! Today at 4:00 P. M. sharp, in the primary school playground! Be there or else I will come after you!"
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Ed: *Sob* I failed!!!!
Raoulak: Why? What did you do?
Marina: She held her sister's hand and hit another sister with it.but she briefly socialized with her and then poked her.
Ed: And fled!! *Sob* Forgive me doctor. Now my sister has locked us in my room!!!
Raoulak: *sign up over door that says 'Sorry, today's session is over, come back tomorrow.'*
Ed: *Sob* Wait!! Please help!! My sister has locked us in my room!!! CALL 911!!!
Timer: ::rings, because it's the end of Ed's 30 minute session::
Raoulak: Oh, well, look, Miss Ed! Our time here is up! Tune in next time to see me correct more psychos' problems!
Ed: No! Wait!! Don't go, doctor, don't leave us! ::she and Marina bang on the door as Raoulak leaves:: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Ed: Oh God. *Lays on couch...thing* Uh... I don't really have anything to say right now.
Raoulak: And how do you feel about that?
Ed: Um- Fine?
Raoulak: Hmm...insecurity with ones thoughts...Carry on.
Ed: Insec-what? Now I'm confused.
Raoulak: Insecurity, Miss Ed.
Ed: Is being in a constant state of confusion and hate a bad thing doctor?
Raoulak: It can eventually lead to serious social relations, Miss Ed.
Ed: Really? Interesting... Is the need to cause others pain wrong, enjoying it and having no remorse bad?
Raoulak: You could have a problem making friends. Do you want friends, Ed?
Ed: *Sniffle* Yes.
Raoulak: Hmm. Well, how do you usually make friends?
Ed: Um- I uh don't. They talk to me. Raoulak: Well maybe if you see someone you're interested in, maybe you should start a conversation? What would happen if you really like a person and they do not ever acknowledge this? How would that make you feel?
Ed: Mad.
Raoulak: And how do you usually cope with your anger?
Ed: I hurt people!
Raoulak: You see, here lies your problem. You tend to scare people away instead of drawing them towards you. And when this makes you mad, you get violent, correct?
Ed: You bet ya, doc!
Raoulak: What I think you should do is try being nice to people and see where that leads you. You can try it once, and if you don't like it, then come back and see me, alright?
Ed: Understood!
Raoulak: When you feel the anger rising up inside of you, stop and count to 3. If you are still angry, go all the way to ten. This trick may seem stupid, but it works in many a situation.
Ed: Is trying to burn your sister wrong doctor? And having fun doing so?
Raoulak: Actually, yes it is. What does your sister do to make you feel the need to sacrifice her in a pyre?
Ed: She pulled my hair, blew smoke in my face, and hit me.
Raoulak: Tell you what. Go do something nice for your sister and then report back to me. Do it right now! And don't come back till you've done it, ok?
Ed: But... But... SHE'S EVIL!!!
Raoulak: You will tell me exactly what she does, and what you did for her, is that understood? But first...I will need for you to erase the violent things in your mind.
Ed: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Raoulak: Right now, Miss Ed! Understood?
Ed: *SNIFFLES* But without violence I am nothing!!* Starts sobbing* please don't make me!
Raoulak: Violence is never the answer. What would Vash do?
Ed: I DON'T CARE!! VIOLANCE IS ALWAYS THE ANSWER!!
Raoulak: Now there is no need to shout.
Ed: YES THERE IS!! *Starts sobbing more*
Raoulak: Just erase what you have in your mind and go do something nice for your sister. That's all I'm asking. Now go! Shoo!
Ed: But... *Sniffle* I don't wanna.
Raoulak: Whenever you feel the need to resort to violence, just think about what Vash would do. Now please, go.
Ed: But... I.I'm more like Knives. Raoulak: If ifs and buts were candy and nuts, oh what a world we'd have! Now shoo!
Ed: Ha ha- I like that. I'll be nice to my sister but that is as far as I'll go. So I shall return. Now, you may talk w/Marina.
Raoulak: Alrighty then.
Marina: Hi!
Raoulak: Hi. I'm Ed's psychologist, tonight anyway.
Marina: How'd your session go?
Raoulak: It's not over yet; she has to go do something nice for her sister and then report back to me.
Marina: Well I'm a psychiatrist helper and I'll monitor her.
Raoulak: Well, good. I need a witness to tell me if she actually does the good deed.
Marina: Yep, that's my job!
Raoulak: You can be my on-the-job assistant tonight!
Marina: YYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!!!!
Raoulak: Just don't do that again...
Marina: Fine.
Raoulak: Alrighty then.
Marina: Hold on.
Raoulak: To what?
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Kuwabara and Yusuke had been diligently copying their notes, when Kuwabara saw Yukina waving at him from the door.
With a quizzical look on his face, Kuwabara bravely said, "Um, Katama- sensei? I have to go to the bathroom. May I be excused?"
"Alright, Kuwabara, but make it quick! You have two minutes, and if you're not back, I'm sending someone after you and I'll charge you with skipping!"
"Domo arigato, Katama-sensei, I'll be right back!" And with this, he hurriedly ran out the door. Once he got outside the classroom, he grabbed Yukina and ran down the hall to where they wouldn't be overheard.
"What is it, Yukina, baby? What's the matter?" he asked her worriedly. "Now why are you giggling? I thought something was wrong!" He noticed all too late that, in his haste, he was still holding the notebook with 'Yukina and Kuwabara Forever' on it. "Oh, that...." He quickly hid it behind his back. "But what is it that you need?"
"I'm sorry to bother you, Kazuma." she stifles a giggle with her hand. "But, you see, I was wondering how this nasty rumor got started, you know? I mean, I was a little scared at first, but not I'm absolutely terrified for you! Won't this rumor get out of hand? What are you planning on doing about it? I." She was silenced by a short kiss on the lips.
"It's alright, baby. Daddy's gonna take care of things! After class is over, I'm gonna talk to Yusuke about it, you'll see. I have a plan that's bound to work! I promise!"
At this time, Kuwabara heard a far off grunt, and noticed Katama-sensei standing in the doorway of her classroom down the hall. "The bathroom, huh? Some bathroom you got there, Kuwabara-san." She led him back down the hall and into the classroom. Kuwabara turned and waved back out at Yukina. "Maybe next time, Kuwabara-san, you should save social calls for after school?"
The students stayed quiet when Katama-sensei said this, and she gave a puzzled look. She wondered why no one would laugh at what they used to call the bumbling idiot, and why people were treating him with what seemed like reverence. Didn't they always? This thought must have given a funny look to her face, because the class only then started to laugh. Katama- sensei wasn't used to being laughed at like this, so she ordered silence.
"Alright every one, be quiet! Kuwabara-san, for your rash acts, you will receive one week's detention! Next time you request to visit the facilities, Kuwabara-san, your answer will be no!" At this time the class bell rings. "And it was so close to the end of the day, too, wasn't it? Except for Kuwabara-san, who I will see tomorrow after school, I will see everyone on Wednesday!"
Kuwabara, along with Yusuke and the rest of the class, grabbed his stuff, shoved it in his book bag, and went to catch up with Yusuke.
He caught up with Yusuke in the 400's hall. "Dude, you told me you had some whacked-off idea, now spill it!" Yusuke spat at Kuwabara.
"Say it, don't spray it, man! Ok, so here's what we're gonna do." He trailed off to a whisper so no one else could hear.
A few minutes later, after Kuwabara had relayed his plan to Yusuke, they were in the office, just before the afternoon announcements were to begin.
"Ok, Yusuke, you know what to do?" Kuwabara asked him nervously.
A few minutes later, after Kuwabara had relayed his plan to Yusuke, they were in the office, just before the afternoon announcements were to begin.
"Ok, Yusuke, you know what to do?" Kuwabara asked him nervously.
"Yeah, yeah. Distract the announcement lady so you can make an announcement to the whole school about our rematch."
"Then do it!" Kuwabara furled at Yusuke.
"Ok, ok. Just stop yelling at me. Remind me why I'm doing this again?" Yusuke lashed back at Kuwabara.
"Cause you need this just as much as I do!"
"Oh right. Why didn't you say so in the first place?" He walks into the office room and comes out with the announcement lady. He then walked out two seconds later with the announcement lady attached to his arm, and Kuwabara heard something to the effect of 'My, aren't you pretty this afternoon,' and he snickered under his breath. "Heh heh... that charmer." he said to himself.
Kuwabara cut into the little room and turned on the switch to turn on the announcements. "Um, excuse me? Hello? Is this thing on? Ok! Alright all you people out there! This is Kazuma Kuwabara, and I have something to say! You guys know the rumor that's been goin on around here? Well I'm here to straighten it out! Yusuke and me are gonna have a rematch! Today at 4:00 P. M. sharp, in the primary school playground! Be there or else I will come after you!"
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Ed: *Sob* I failed!!!!
Raoulak: Why? What did you do?
Marina: She held her sister's hand and hit another sister with it.but she briefly socialized with her and then poked her.
Ed: And fled!! *Sob* Forgive me doctor. Now my sister has locked us in my room!!!
Raoulak: *sign up over door that says 'Sorry, today's session is over, come back tomorrow.'*
Ed: *Sob* Wait!! Please help!! My sister has locked us in my room!!! CALL 911!!!
Timer: ::rings, because it's the end of Ed's 30 minute session::
Raoulak: Oh, well, look, Miss Ed! Our time here is up! Tune in next time to see me correct more psychos' problems!
Ed: No! Wait!! Don't go, doctor, don't leave us! ::she and Marina bang on the door as Raoulak leaves:: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!