Diapers ch 4 LA: baby Eren did get caught~ Titan brat: by Sasha and her nose Horse face: this chapter and the next I'm switching with Sasha Titan brat: Connie is switching with me. I need to train~ Horse face: cya never! LA: oh you're going to see me again~ I ashore you~ Potato girl: so this is the 4 chapter? Wrong way: yah and what's in store for us and the others? LA: nothin really~ Wrong way: I have a feeling that's a lie LA: just wait and see~ After Erens second dipper Chang of the day Levi took all of his subordinates outside to a lake he and Hanji found. Armin and Erwin stayed at base finishing up some paper work. 4 hours later! "Time to give you a bath Eren." Jean says walking to the well with a big tub. "Wevi?"
"Yahoo! We're going swimming!" Sasha shouts running toward the lake.
"Hay wait up!" Connie shouts running after the girl.
"Hay! Stay together!" Levi yells after them.(He sounds like a mom)
"k!" Connie and Sasha wave to him showing that they heard him.
"I'm coming!" little Eren yells running after them.
"Oh, no you don't!" Jean grabs Eren from behind picking him up.
"Hay! Wet gow!" Eren shouts.
"No" Jean says plainly seting Eren on his shoulders.
"Then couwd you wun?" Eren asks pouting.
"Um..." Jean looks at Hanji and Levi. Hanji was shaking her head yes while Levi was shaking his head no. Then he looked at Mikasa who was glaring daggers at him.
"Uh... No."
"What?!" Eren shrieks in jeans ear, "You stupid houws face!"
"Alright! That's it! You're getting off!" Jean takes Eren off of his shoulders.
"Aw~ come on Jean~" Hanji says grabbing Eren and caries him to the lake. When they all got to the lake they took off their clothing covering there bathing suits. Sash was wearing a pink bikini, Mikasa was in a black one, and Hanji was wearing a green one. As for the boys, Connie was wearing lime green trunks, Jean was wearing red ones, Levi was wearing black ones. Eren was wearing small blue ones that Sasha made for him.
"wet's go!" Eren shoots his hands up and runs into the water.
"Let's go!" Hanji runs in to.
"Race yah to the cliff Jean!" Connie says running off to the cliff by water.
"I'm gonna win this!" Jean dashes past Connie and jumps into the water.
"Hay! No fair! You got horse blood in ya!" Sasha follows the boys.
"Brats." Levi sighs walking into the water next to Eren. Eren was at the point where the water was up to his shoulders.
"Eren's so small~" Hanji giggles comparing Eren to Levi. The water was only up to Levi's knees.
"Shut up for eyes." Levi growls at Hanji who just laughs.
"Hay heichou Levi! Come and take a dive!" Sasha shouts from the cliff.
"No thanks." Levi says shaking his head.
"What!" Sasha shouts back wanting to know what he said.
"He said no thank you!" Hanji shouts back to the brunet.
"Ok! Suet yourself!" after that Connie pushes Sasha off the cliff, then jumps in himself almost landing on Jean.
"Be careful you idiot!" Jean growls at Connie who just got above the surface of the water.
"Eren, do you want to sit on my shoulders?" Mikasa says hopping Eren would say yes.
"If you go deepew, in the watew!" Eren gets all excited when Mikasa acutely said yes. Mikasa puts Eren on her shoulders and starts walking in deeper.
"I'm tawer than heichouw again!" Eren shouts making Levi flinch.
"You brat!" Levi growls.
"Ahhh!" Eren shrieks as Levi tries to grab him and take off of Mikasas shoulders.
"And I thought he lost all of his memory's~" Hanji sighs.
"Get back hear!" Levi tries to grab Eren but, Eren just went to the other side of Mikasas head.
"Don't you dare tuch me or Eren." Mikasa growls.
"You know I really hate you~" Levi states a fact that they already knew.
"I know." Mikasa lightly smirks.
"No bath!" Eren runs around jeans leg.
"Yes bath." Jean replies drawing water from the well and pouring it into the tub.
"No bath!" Eren sings over and over again.
"Yes bath" Jean sighs taking Erens wet trunks off.
"No bath!" Eren then runs off.
"Wait! What! Eren! Get back here!" Jean runs after the little boy. Eren ran as fast as his little legs can carry him until he termed the corner of a hallway.
"No bath!" Eren bumps into a certain someone named Erwin. "Now look at what we have hear~" Erwin laughs, "what's going on?" Erwin looks at Jean who finally caught up with them.
"Eren.. Doesn't want... To take a bath..." Jean was to out of breath to say more. (how was Eren able to out run horse? We shall never know~)
"No bath!" Eren says looking up at Erwin with his big green eyes.
"You have to take a bath Eren." Erwin smiles softly at the small Titan shifter.
"No bath~" Eren pouts walking back to the tub.
"Thank you sir." Jean says with a sigh.
After Erens bath Jean and Levi decided to switch sleeping with Eren each night. This night Eren was sleeping with Levi.
"Here's your bed." Levi took a blanket and just laid it down on the floor and tossed a pillow on. "ok~" Eren walked to his 'bed' and laid down.
"Good night." Levi gets in to bed and extinguishes the candle that lit up the room.
"What?"
"Whew awe you?"
"In bed why?"
"Can I sweep with you?"
"No go to bed."
"I can't sweep."
"To bad."
"Mmmm..." Levi grunts when he feels a little shift in the bed.
"Eren?!" Levi growls sitting up. "I scawed~" Eren says curling up into a ball next to Levi.
"Out of my bed."
"But I'm scawed!" Eren starts to tear up.
"Of what?!" Levi snaps at Eren.(pore kid~)
"thews a monstew undew youw bed!" Eren starts to cry.
"What?! There's a Monster under my bed? Ha! Impossible!" Levi chuckles. (As Eren is pouring his eyes out)
"But! But..." Eren begins to cry louder.
"Shut up!" Levi's patience was wearing thin. Eren keeps on crying. (Levi will never have kids or successfully not give them to some random Titan, in short he'll never be a good parent if he keeps his bad temper and fowl mouth. But that's just my opinion~)
"Be quiet!" Levi glares at the boy with his arms crossed. Eren keeps on crying.
"Shut up Eren!"
Crying..
Crying...
Crying.…
Crying.….
Crying…
"What's going on!" Mikasa storms into the room. She sees Eren curled up into a ball on Levi's bed crying. In Mikasas mined all she thought was that Levi hit Eren.
"It's not what it looks like." Levi raised his hands trying to look innocent. Eren took one look at Mikasa and ran to her crying even harder.
"Eren?!" Mikasa grabs Eren and leaves the room. Eren then calms down to the warmth of Mikasas embrace.
"Thews a monstew undew the bed!" Eren says sniffling.
"Well you don't have to worry about that monster anymore~" Mikasa says hugging Eren.
"Pftt! Monsters," Levi was leaning on the door post watching Mikasa leave with Eren.
"What a joke." and with that Levi went to bed. But his curiosity was growing a bit bigger on what Eren saw under his bed.
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"Fine! I'll look!" Levi crouches and looks under his bed and met a snake. LA: well that was fun~ Wrong Way: why was there a snake? LA: b/c I wanted to have some fun in this chapter~ Potato girl: I'm hungry! Wrong Way: your always hungry! Potato girl: I can't help it! LA: gezz~ here are some potato chips. Potato girl: thanks! LA: we girls have to look out for each other~ Wrong way: I don't get you guys LA: and you never will~ Potato girl: yah! Wrong way: whatever~ LA: well this chapter is done! Plz give me some more ideas! Wrong way: yah~ plz comment! Potato girl: with potatoes on top! LA: no one wants potatoes Sasha~ Potato girl: but I do! LA: we know Sasha~ we know~ any way tell me if Levi would or would not be a good parent! Potato girl: yah I want to see how many ppl. think he would be a good father~ La: also tell me the reason behind you thinking he IS or IS NOT a good potential parent~ Wrong way: I vote not! Potato girl: we will say how many voted yes or no and say what they think about it~ Within a week or two! LA: so that's all! Potato girl: bye cya! Wrong way: see yah in the next chapter! LA: cya!
"Oh g-d!" Levi jumped when a snake launched out at him. "god~ why!" Levi walked toward his cabinet where there low and behold! Was a hand gun. (He had it just in case Mikasa would try to kill him at night.)
"Now I have to get the bullets." Levi turns around and the snake is on his night stand were he knew there were bullets in one of the drawers.
"yah~ thanks~ thanks for making it harder to kill you~" Levi wasn't in the mood for going to get knives from the kitchen down stairs.
"Where's my pocket knife?" Levi went looking for his pocket knife but he didn't realize. The snake was coming towards him. "Ah~ there it is~" Levi terns around to fined the snake by his feet. "Great" Levi freezes looking at the snake. "I hate this."
"Levi! What did you do to Eren!" Levi hears Hanji's voice.
"I can't believe I'm saying this... Hanji help!" Levi shouts trying to get her attention.
"Hay~ Levi I never heard you yell like that before... Um... I'll get Connie." Hanji takes one look at the snake and dashes out.
"What! Wait!" Levi snaps but she already left the room. The thing that got Levi's attention was the snake going up his lag. "sho~" it started to give Levi chills. "I hate this! I hate this!" Levi was going to burst if he didn't get the snake off of him.
"we're coming heichou!" he hears Connie and a lot of footsteps.
"Will you just hurry up!" Levi's patience was wearing thin.
"Where hear..." Jean, Connie, Hanji, and Sasha come in to the room. The snake was up to Levi's face, and Levi looked like he was going to kill someone.
"Sorry for the intrusion." they turn around walking out of the room. (I would have left to~)
"Get back here and get this snake off of me!" Levi growls.
K! K! K!" Connie in the end did get the snake off of Levi and they all went to bed.Eren Yaeger,Mikasa Ackerman,Armin Arlert,Jean Kirstein,Sasha Blouse, Connie Springer, Levi Ackerman