A/N: Thank you to my reviewers Midnight-Moonlight2242, DarkestFlameUchiha,acertaininsomniac, HikariNightDemon, My Crushed Candy Heart, kutoki, and Haruko-No-uzumaki uchiha
WARNING!!! this fic contains sexual hinting and bondage hinting, and is for a YAOI loveing audiance ONLY!!!
DICLAIMER: I DONT OWN SO PLZ DONT SUE!!!
Itachi takes the SemeUke test:
"Semeuke (dot) com...Already know I'm a Seme but what kind..."
1)
Q: Do you enjoy licking things?
A: Ask me again and I'll kick your ass.
2)
Q: Have you ever bought hair dye for yourself?
A: *death glare*
3)
Q: Have you ever tied someone up?
A: Bondage... mmm.... *licks lips*
4)
Q: Have you ever been tied up?
A: I might let someone tie me up, as long as it got me what I wanted.
5)
Q: What kind of shoes do you wear?
A: Boots with long laces so I have something to tie my uke up with
6)
Q: Would you feel guilty for taking advantage of someone?
A: *laughing my ass off*
7)
Q: Your weapon of choice?
A: Coy seduction. *grins*
8)
Q: Do you have any piercings?
A: *death glare*
9)
Q: Alcohol?
A: A means to get what I want.
10)
Q: What kind of vehicle do you drive?
A: Classic sports car
11)
Q: How do you eat your ice cream?
A: I prefer blood.
12)
Q: What gift would you give your partner?
A: Edible body paint
13)
Q: What's your ideal pet?
A: Something that obeys my every command.
14)
Q: How do you order at a restaurant?
A: Order for me and my partner - no matter how expensive, whatever my partner wants.
15)
Q: The server brings you the wrong food. What do you do?
A: Smile and politely explain while planning the server's bloody demise.
16)
Q: You catch someone checking out your partner. You:
A: Stroll over smirking and confront them by saying, "Back off bitches, this one belongs to me."
17)
Q: Your dream occupation
A: Hired killer.
18)
Q: What's your favorite accessory?
A: My weapon.
19)
Q: What costume would you wear to a masquerade?
A: Masquerade? So many victims, so little time.
20)
Q: What kind of music do you listen to?
A: Something refined and romantic.
21)
Q: Do you usually find yourself on top or bottom?
A: Are you trying to be a wiseass?
Results:
You are a Don't Fuck With Me Seme!
Serious and to the point, and sometimes bordering on the sadistic, it takes a special breed of uke to satisfy your needs. You tend to be anti-social with little patience for most people. You need someone to challenge you and push you to your limits, and then be able to take your intense reactions, which possibly involves rope and sensual torture. This is what makes the Badass Uke the yin for your yang, as you're both able to keep each other in line and satisfy each other.
Most
compatible with:
Badass Uke
Least
compatible with:
Dramatic Uke, Innocent Uke, Clueless Uke
A/N: ok I had went out of my room today (I know *GASP!*) to get a Sub, and when I came back I found my Mom on my computer taking the SemeUke quiz!!! *wait 5 seconds to regain your composure and get over the shock* When she got her results it said she was a Romantic Seme...is it bad when your mother is more of a Seme than you when your the only technical male in the house???Hell when your the ONLY other person in the house???*bows head in shame* my own mother is more of a man than me :'( wahh now I feel degraded.